History Funny / NoTimeToDie

-->'''Nomi''': "Double-0 what?"

--->'''Nomi''': I can see why you shot him.
--->'''Moneypenny''': Everyone tries at least once.

--> '''Madeleine''': "Do you know the worst thing about you?"
--> '''Bond''': ''(steps towards her)'' "My timing?"
--> '''Madeleine''': ''(quietly)'' "Don't".
--> '''Bond''': ''(continues walking towards her)'' "My. . . sense of humor?"
--> '''Madeleine''': ''(as he takes her in his arms)'' "Please, don't."
--> '''Bond''': "What?"
--> '''Madeleine''': "You look good."
--> '''Bond''': "''You'' look incredible".
--> ''(cue what '''would''' have been a BigDamnKiss, only for them to be interrupted by [[MoodKiller Mathilde]])''

** It’s made all the more better by Safin’s expression when she leaves: baffled and almost a tiny bit hurt.

-->'''Bond''': "Nomi, you remember Madeline and Matilde. They are my..." ''turns to [[ThisCannotBe mutter to himself]]'' "family?"

** Following a {{Beat}}, she adds "the one that works". It sounds a bit like SelfDeprecation given that Creator/DanielCraig had leg injuries (knee in particular) that caused the filmings of both ''Film/{{Spectre}}'' and ''No Time to Die'' to be stopped for a few weeks.

* Commander Bond of the Royal Navy meets his end at the hands of HMS Dragon.

--> ''(cue what '''would''' have been a BigDamnKiss, only for them to be interrupted by Mathilde)''

* Mathilde blathering on about whether or not mosquitos have friends in the midst of a deadly car chase. It gets paired with "Heartwarming" as even Bond himself can't help but crack a tiny smile her obliviousness.

** It’s made all the more better by Safin’s expression when she leaves: baffled and almost a tiny bit hurt.

-->'''Obruchev:'''...Yes, I like animals! Bye bye!

* Mathilde blathering on about whether or not mosquitos have friends in the midst of a deadly car chase.

* Paloma downing an ''entire'' vodka martini in a few gulps. Also, her pulling Bond into a wine cellar and taking his shirt off (so that he can change into a tuxedo), to which he jokes that they should get to know each other a little more first, capped off by her decidedly amused reaction to his making advances to her.

* Paloma downing an ''entire'' vodka martini in a few gulps. Also, her pulling Bond into a wine cellar and taking his shirt off (so that he can change into a tuxedo), to which he jokes that they should get to know each other a little more first, capped off by her decidedly unthrilled reaction to his making advances to her.

* Nomi taking the 007 codename is a great RunningGag offering plenty of awkward moments when she's called that while in Bond's presence. When Bond is reinstated as a 00 agent, she asks (twice) what his number will be, clearly unwilling to give up the prestige of being 007.

* The now-obligatory series tradition of the post-credit coda "James Bond Will Return" is [[BlackComedy hilariously macabre]] considering that Commander Bond was conclusively vaporised *onscreen* by a barrage of Tomahawk Missiles [[MoodWhiplash 5 minutes ago]], made doubly cruel considering his DyingMomentOfAwesome was played as an arrow-straight {{Tearjerker}}.

-->'''Bond:''' I just showed someone your watch, Q. It blew their mind.

* Q has a really bad attempt at expressing surprise at Bond's presence before M admits he learned about it.

-->'''M:''' Who's we? (''beat, realises'') Oh, for fuck's sake.

!!Previews

* ''"What's this, Spectre bunga-bunga?"''
** The evil plan Spectre are putting on turns out to be Blofeld's birthday party. Made much more malevolent by the fact that the main "gift" is James Bond's death, but it's still an incredible throwback to some of the high camp from the older Bond films.

** Craig's Bond himself is no stranger to [[Film/CasinoRoyale2006 knee-capping people]]. Mr. White must be smirking from whatever afterlife he ended up in at this little bit karma.

* Bond uses his {{EMP}} watch to fry Cyclops' [[ElectronicEyes cybernetic eye]] and kill him, then follows it up by dropping an ''absolutely hilarious'' BondOneLiner. Made better by the facial expression he had about a minute ago that showed he had ''no idea'' that would work.