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* There was one ''{{Doonesbury}}'' strip where U.S. military recruits were being trained to go through a minefield. Except the brass decided to save money by using a cow field. "* SQUISH!* " "You're '''dead''', cupcake!" "* SQUISH!"*
** Curtis giving the eulogy at Uncle Duke's funeral, especially with Zonker's deadpan reaction.
--->'''Curtis:''' "What can you say about a 25-year-old girl who died? That she was beautiful. And brilliant. That she loved Mozart and Bach and the Beatles. And me."
--->'''Zonker:''' "Thank you, Curtis. What the hell was that?"
--->'''Curtis:''' "It's from ''LoveStory''. It was the closest I could find in the library."

* Funny/BigNate

* One ''[[{{Popeye}} Thimble Theater]]'' strip had Popeye receiving a free ship. Suspicious, Popeye asks the former owner whether there's some secret with the ship. The ex-owner admits, "There ain't no mystery- no mystery about that ship at all- She's just HAUNTED!" Popeye, who's phobic about ghosts, laments, "He gived me his ship for nothin' and still I got cheated- I yam disgustipated."

* [[http://joshreads.com/images/07/03/i070325lio.jpg This]] {{Lio}} mocking ForBetterOrForWorse. It's the little face at the end that makes it.
* There was one Doonesbury where US military recruits were being trained to go through a minefield. Except the brass decided to save money by using a cow field. "* SQUISH!* " "You're '''dead''', cupcake!" "* SQUISH!"*
** Curtis giving the eulogy at Uncle Duke's funeral especially with Zonker's deadpan reaction.
-->'''Curtis''':"What Can you say about a 25-Year-Old-Girl who died? That she was beautiful. And Brilliant. That she loved Mozart and Bach and the Beatles. And me."
-->'''Zonker''':"Thank you, Curtis. What the hell was that?"
-->'''Curtis''':"It's from 'Love Story.' It was the closest I could find in the library.
* ''TheFarSide: [[http://garyploski.com/wp-content/uploads/far-side-cat-fud.jpg Oh please, oh please...]]
* One [[{{Popeye}} Thimble Theater]] strip had Popeye recieving a free ship. Suspicious, Popeye asks the former owner if there's some secret with the ship. The ex-owner admits "There ain't no mystery- no mystery about that ship at all- She's just HAUNTED!" Popeye, who's phobic about ghosts, laments, "He gived me his ship for nothin' and still I got cheated- I yam disgustipated."
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* One [[{Popeye}} Thimble Theater]] strip had Popeye recieving a free ship. Suspicious, Popeye asks the former owner if there's some secret with the ship. The ex-owner admits "There ain't no mystery- no mystery about that ship at all- She's just HAUNTED!" Popeye, who's phobic about ghosts, laments, "He gived me his ship for nothin' and still I got cheated- I yam disgustipated."

* Game-review website IGN had a CrowningMomentOfFunny when it decided to do an "English localization" of some of the cutscenes from the ''FinalFantasyXIII'' demo. The title screen plays it straight but then it quickly turns into a GagDub ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MmG41Tllxo link]], {{NSFW}}), which sees protagonists Lightning and Sazh fighting a gigantic sex robot that Lightning forgot to pay. It also deliberately Flanderizes the original characters, with Lightning as a cardboard-cutout ActionGirl equivalent of Keanu Reeves, the gentle and polite Sazh as a ne'er-do-well player-wannabe constantly looking for poon from Lightning, and the chocobo living in Sazh's afro as a player-mentor:
-->''Sazh:'' Say, little man... girl... I have no idea what the fuck you are, but we gotta roll.
-->''Chocobo:'' Let's bounce, bitch!

* [[http://joshreads.com/images/07/03/i070325lio.jpg This]] {{Lio}} mocking ForBetterOrForWorse. It's the little face at the end that makes it.

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