History Funny / NewGameNewLife

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* Hiroshi meeting Ryoga Hibiki, first calling him out for putting [[{{InnocentBystander}} bystanders]] in danger and then inverting the punchline of [[{{MyNameIsInigoMontoya}} his introduction]] when asked who he is.

* Hiroshi meeting Ryoga Hibiki, first calling him out for putting [[{{InnocentBystander}} bystanders]] in danger and then inverting the punchline when asked who he is.

* Hiroshi introducing himself to Ryoga.

-->'''Hiroshi:''' "I am…" Pause for dramatic effect. Everyone drew in. "…A complete random bystander! You may carry on with your dramatic confrontation."

* Haruka's [[{{AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents}} mother]] meeting Hiroshi and Ranma for the first time. She immediately assuming that both of them are Haruka's boyfriends and seems quite enthusiastic about the whole prospect.

* Haruka's [[{{AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents}} mother]] meeting Hiroshi and Ranma for the first time and immediately assuming that both of them are her boyfriends.

* Hiroshi [[{{KillSteal}} stealing Ranma and Kenji's victory]] while they were bickering over who was allowed to defeat the {{Youkai}} [[{{BatOutOfHell}} Bat]] [[{{MonsterLord}} Boss]].

* Hiroshi commenting that girl-Ranma has a tinge of purple around the top of her eyes that looks remarkable like makeup, right after telling Ranma that he was able to get expert to look at Ranma's curse.

* Hiroshi commenting that girl-Ranma has a tinge of purple around the top of your eyes that looks remarkable like makeup, right after telling Ranma that he was able to get expert to look at Ranma's curse.

* Hiroshi commenting that girl-Ranma has a tinge of purple around the top of your eyes that looks remarkable like makeup, right after telling him that he was able to get expert help for breaking his curse.

* [[{{Miko}} Shiori Seishuuin]] needs to give Hiroshi an [[{{Exposition}} introduction to the supernatural world]], but because just giving the explanation [[{{ItAmusedMe}} would have been boring]], she makes Hiroshi take her on a date. It includes making him get her ice cream, take her clothes shopping, get her a pushy for her daughter from a claw machine and more. She deliberately [[{{TheTease}} teases him throughout the whole thing]], and [[{{Troll}} only giving him the standard guide afterwards]].

* [[{{Miko}} Shiori Seishuuin]] needs to give Hiroshi an [[{{Exposition}} introduction to the supernatural world]], but because just giving the explanation [[{{ItAmusedMe}} would have been boring]], she makes Hiroshi take her on a date. It includes making him get her ice cream, take her clothes shopping, get her a pushy for daughter from a claw machine and more. She deliberately [[{{TheTease}} teases him throughout the whole thing]], and [[{{Troll}} only giving him the standard guide afterwards]].

* [[{{Miko}} Shiori Seishuuin]] needs to give Hiroshi an [[{{Exposition}} introduction to the supernatural world]], but because just giving the explanation [[{{ItAmusedMe}} would have been boring]], she makes Hiroshi take her on a date. It includes making him get her ice cream, take her clothes shopping, get her a pushy for daughter from a claw machine and more. She deliberately [[{{TheTease}} teases him throughout the whole thing]], and [[{{Troll}} only giving him the standard guide afterwards]].
* [[{{ItAmusedMe}} The reason]] Hiroshi named [[{{OurMinotaursAreDifferent}} Minon]] [[{{PokemonSpeak}} after her]] VerbalTic.

* [[{{Miko}} Shiori Seishuuin]] needs to give Hiroshi an [[{{Exposition}} introduction to the supernatural world]], but because just giving the explanation [[{{ItAmusedMe}} would have been boring]], she makes Hiroshi take her on a date. It includes making him get her ice cream, take her clothes shopping, get her a pushy for daughter from a claw machine and more. She deliberately [[{{TheTease}} teases him throughout the whole thing]], and [[{{Troll}} only giving him the standard guide afterwards]].

* [[{{Miko}} Shiori Seishuuin]] needs to give Hiroshi an [[{{Exposition}} introduction to the supernatural world]], because just giving the explanation [[{{ItAmusedMe}} would have been boring]], she makes Hiroshi take her on a date, including getting her ice cream, take her clothes shopping, get her a pushy for daughter from a claw machine and more. She deliberately [[{{TheTease}} teases him throughout the whole thing]], and [[{{Troll}} only giving him the standard guide afterwards]].

* Shiori needing to give Hiroshi an [[{{Exposition}} introduction to the supernatural world]], because just giving the explanation [[{{ItAmusedMe}} would have been boring]], she makes Hiroshi take her on a date, including getting her ice cream, take her clothes shopping, get her a pushy for daughter from a claw machine and more. She deliberately [[{{TheTease}} teases him throughout the whole thing]], and [[{{Troll}} only giving him the standard guide afterwards]].

* Shiori needing to give Hiroshi an [[{{Exposition}} introduction to the supernatural world]], because just giving the explanation [[{{ItAmusedMe}} would have been boring]], she makes Hiroshi take her on a date, including getting her ice cream, take her clothes shopping, get her a pushy for daughter from a claw machine and more shenanigans. She deliberately [[{{TheTease}} teases him throughout the whole thing]], and [[{{Troll}} only giving him the standard guide afterwards]].

* Shiori needing to give Hiroshi an [[{{Exposition}} introduction to the supernatural world]], makes Hiroshi take her on a date, including getting her ice cream, take her clothes shopping, get her a pushy for daughter from a claw machine and more shenanigans. Because just giving the explanation [[{{ItAmusedMe}} would have been boring]], deliberately [[{{TheTease}} teasing him throughout the whole thing]], and [[{{Troll}} only giving him the standard guide afterwards]].

* Shiori needing to give Hiroshi an [[{{Exposition}} introduction to the supernatural world]], makes Hiroshi take her on a date, including getting her ice cream, take her clothes shopping, get her a pushy for daughter from a claw machine and more shenanigans. Because otherwise just giving the explanation [[{{ItAmusedMe}} would be boring]], deliberately [[{{TheTease}} teasing him throughout the whole thing]], and [[{{Troll}} only giving him the standard guide afterwards]].

* Shiori needing to give Hiroshi an [[{{Exposition}} introduction to the supernatural world]], makes Hiroshi take her on a date, including getting her ice cream, take her clothes shopping, get her a pushy for daughter from a claw machine and more. Because just giving the explanation [[{{ItAmusedMe}} would be boring]], deliberately [[{{TheTease}} teasing him throughout the whole thing]], and [[{{Troll}} only giving him the standard guide afterwards]].

* Shiori needing to give Hiroshi an [[{{Exposition}} introduction to the supernatural world]], makes Hiroshi take her on a date, including getting her ice cream, take her clothes shopping, get her a pushy for daughter from a claw machine and more. Because just giving the explanation [[{{ItAmusedMe}} would be boring]], deliberately [[{{TheTease}} teasing him throughout the whole thing, and [[{{Troll}} only giving him the standard guide afterwards]].

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