History Funny / NCISLosAngeles

** Anatoli sobbing and grabbing Eric and Nell's hands as Deeks and Kensi exchange their vows.

** Anatoli walking around calmly holding a champagne bottle. He pauses by a window to tell Kensi to "never hurt him" before hopping out and falling.

** Eric is failing in a fight with a gunman as Kensi jogs up, kicks the guy down, gives Eric a high-five and rushes off.

--->'''Hetty''': I can't leave you kids alone for a minute.

--->'''Callen:'''''(clearly enjoying the spectacle)'' Oh, this might be my favorite day ever.

** Of course, Kensi has to get into a fight with the guys that includes being thrown over a table, in front of her bridesmaids, while in her gorgeous dress. And her pregnant sister ends up knocking a guy out with a champagne bottle.

** Deeks' mom enters the interrogation room first, then tries to sew up Sam, including checking him out.

-->'''Deeks''': what if she realizes there's someone better out there?
-->'''Sam''': She has known that from Day One.

-->'''Callen''': Hope it wasn't a puppy.

-->'''Anatoli''': Never fall in love with a millenial.
-->'''Callen''': How'd you know about this?
-->'''Anatoli''': Facebook.

-->'''Deeks''': This is the worst wedding ever.

-->'''Hetty''': I can't leave you kids alone for a minute.

** Eric tries to explain to Anatoli that he was just undercover when they "frolicked" and felt nothing for him.
-->'''Eric''': This is the worst wedding ever.

** Anatoli sobbing and grabbing Eric and Nell's hands as Deeks and Kensi exchange their vows.

-->'''Hetty''': I can't leave you kids alone for a minute.

** Deeks' mom enters the interrogation room first, then tries to sew up Sam, including checking him out.

** Deeks nearly has a full-on panic attack watching Anatoli being kidnapped.

** Anatoly shows up to try and "save" Deeks from the broken heart he's endured.
-->'''Anatoly''': Never fall in love with a millenial.

-->'''Anatoly''': Facebook.

** Deeks nearly has a full-on panic attack watching Anatoly being kidnapped.

* Eric attempting to be the "intimidating boss" to a fresh pack of young tech experts. Then stunned to realize that they consider him an over-the-hill dinosaur who barely understands new types of coding.

-->'''Anatoly''': Facebook.

* Deeks is freaking out over not "being worthy" of Kensi.

* Deeks worries about the box Kensi gave him six years ago.
-->'''Callen''': Hope it wasn't a puppy.

-->'''Sam''': She has known that from Day One.

* The "Smokescreen" arc has Deeks, Fatima and Kensi intimidate the terrorist in custody with BlackComedy by violating his fears of NoSenseOfPersonalSpace. He immediately cracks.

* "The Sound of Silence" has Deeks [[BlackComedy remarking that the vertigo he's experiencing from a microwave attack is how his mom probably lived it in the 60s.]]

-->'''Kensi:''' It's like Rose from ''Film/{{Titanic}}''!

* The aforementioned prosecutor returns in "Heist", and he and Team Callen spend the whole episode trolling each other.

** Becomes a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, as Deeks uses it as one of his many nicknames for her. Become a CrowningMomentofHeartwarming / TearJerker, in "The Frozen Lake" [[spoiler: after Deeks and Kensi get together, they have trouble adjusting at work and Kensi wants to end it. Just before Deeks goes into a situation where his cover might already be blown, Deeks asks Kensi if they can pretend for just a moment they were just a boy and girl, no NCIS, no danger in their lives, and they had endless possiblities. Kensi holds her hand out and introduces herself as Fern and shocks the hell out of Deeks, making him laugh in disbelief.]]

** ''Literally,'' Deeks' first thought after being shot is "Let's screw with Kensi." His second? Flirt with the nurse. Third, [[ObfuscatingStupidity you didn't catch who shot me and you think they're coming here.]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Funny,]] [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming heartwarming,]] and [[CrowningMomentofAwesome awesome,]] in that order.

* Deeks has been butting heads with Hetty for most of the episode because NCIS is requiring all officers to take a training course of their choice. Deeks picks a target identification course[[note]]leastways, I ''think'' that's what that was[[/note]]. He shoots two "bad guy" posters and doesn't shoot one "noncombatant" poster. Then a poster of Hetty shows up and Deeks drills it in the forehead.

* Deeks and Kensi's attempts to find a bartender for their new bar runs into one dead end after another. They soon realize there's really only one choice for a person who knows drinks and gets along great with people: Deeks' mother.

* "The Prince" has Deeks confront Joelle (who's been brought to the Old Spanish Mission HQ) to help. He tries to intimidate her with the clothes scissors, except that it's chained to a wheeled cart. He tries to bring it closer to her, but doesn't notice that he can't move. Joelle (and later Nell) just looks at him with confusion.

** Eric objects to Joelle's presence at the OSP by pointing out that "[[Film/DrStrangelove she'll see the]] BigBoard".

* Deeks and Kenzi's attempts to find a bartender for their new bar runs into one dead end after another. They soon realize there's really only one choice for a person who knows drinks and gets along great with people: Deeks' mother.

** The ''entire OSP'' trolling a special prosecutor by having him carry out his questioning in the gym while over a dozen people are busy exercising. Oh, and the shooting range next door is also still functional. To say nothing about Eric annoying him just by being Eric.

** The ''entire OSP'' trolling a special prosecutor by having him carry out his questioning in the gym while over a dozen people are busy exercising. Oh, and the shooting range next door is also still functional. To say nothing about Eric annoying him just by being Eric.

* The ''entire OSP'' trolling a special prosecutor by having him carry out his questioning in the gym while over a dozen people are busy exercising. Oh, and the shooting range next door is also still functional. To say nothing about Eric annoying him just by being Eric.

-->'''Sam''': Unleash the beast.

* "Superhuman" has Sam and Nicole interrogate a suspect who surrendered, who's worried about being killed by the ones responsible for a robbery that took place. Nicole tells him that he's be safe in Utah. The suspect mentions that he's bad in geography and he asks her if the food is good in Utah. Nicole tells him to keep quiet since he keeps rambling on knowing about Utah food on TV.

* The ''entire OSP'' trolling a special prosecutor by having him carry out his questioning in the gym while over a dozen people are busy exercising. Oh, and the shooting range next door is also still functional. To say nothing about Eric annoying him just by being Eric.