History Funny / NCISLosAngeles

* In "Absolution," Marty tries to score some chicks in a park by getting Kensi to pretend she's breaking up with him. [[HilarityEnsues It doesn't work.]]
-->'''Kensi''' ''(to Marty)'': You cheated on me!
-->{{Beat}}.
-->'''Kensi''': With my brother!

--> '''Deeks''': Just uh, don't let Kensi interrogate them.\\

--> '''Deeks''': L.A.P.D.\\

* In Personal, Deeks has been shot, Kensi's just found out he was targeted and is waiting for him to come out of the anesthesia. He finally does.

* Following up the idea that Deeks needed to improve his personal security from "Personal" Sam stakes out Deeks the first day he's supposed to come back. Deeks never showed and Sam's late to work. Since Deeks is missing, Kensi decides to call him. And his phone rings...in Sam's bag. Deeks walks in, picks up his phone out of Sam's hand and...

-->'''Deeks:''' School kid, twenty bucks. ''(Callen fives him behind his back.)''

** Becomes a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, as Deeks uses it as one of his many nicknames for her. Become a Heartwarming TearJerker, in "The Frozen Lake" [[spoiler: after Deeks and Kensi get together, they have trouble adjusting at work and Kensi wants to end it. Just before Deeks goes into a situation where his cover might already be blown, Deeks asks Kensi if they can pretend for just a moment they were just a boy and girl, no NCIS, no danger in their lives, and they had endless possibilities. Kensi holds her hand out and introduces herself as Fern and shocks the hell out of Deeks, making him laugh in disbelief.]]

** The assassin for the drug cartel is found dead. Turned out he decided to "try" some of the coke. [[spoiler:[[TooDumbToLive He snorted uranium.]]]]

* Hetty suggests that Deeks (with Kensi) were attacked by [[spoiler:SVR sleeper agents]] because of the Fanny pack he wore around his waist. Deeks doesn't take that answer very seriously.

* Deeks uses the Riverdance to search a pro-Soviet agent's house for a nuclear bomb. It did work, even though Kensi found it odd at first. He later uses it in "Paper Soldiers", [[spoiler: and finds an external hard drive with it, even citing his previous success as for reason.]]

** Same episode as the above, immediately after getting [[spoiler:Mattias]] to surrender and taking his gun, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Hetty shoots him in the leg]].

* After finding out [[spoiler: Arkady]] survived the attempt on his life (and that he blew up his own car), Sam asks if he [[CrazyPrepared has explosives rigged to all of his cars.]] His response, "You don't?"

* In "Payback", after Callen learns that [[spoiler:his ex-girlfriend Joelle is a CIA officer]], Sam goes to talk to Callen:

'''Callen:''' [[spoiler:You introduced me to her.]]\\

** Sam called in sick, because he got drunk [[spoiler:since it's his first anniversary since Michelle died]]. Callen apologizes in advance for his method of sobering Sam up: [[spoiler:punch Sam in the gut to get him to throw up]].

** In an admittedly dark way, Hetty's sadistic captor turning into a sniveling coward when [[spoiler:she feeds him to his own tiger]].

* Talia comes back in "Live Free or Die Standing" and continues to flirt with Deeks, even though he's married.

* IN 'Genesis" the person behind the "deep fake" videos of Callen sends a message to Kilbride where "Callen" gushes on his deep-set attraction to the man.

-->'''Kilbride''': Do you think you'd be alive right now if I thought it was?

* In "Where Loyalties Lie", Kilbride gets Deeks, Fatima and Kensi talking about jeans and making specific points about jeans. He says that he hates LA.

* In "Lost Sailor Down", G asks Sam if he's seen the movie ''Hair''. [[ItMakesSenseInContext He asks G if it looks like he saw the movie]].

** Zasha was told by G to head to Syria and keep an eye on Hetty. The name on her passport. [[DontExplainTheJoke Sydney Violet Richards]]. She's pissed at this, but G thinks of it as an in-joke between them.

** When Kilbride threatens Sam with a NCIS post in Djibouti, Deeks quips that Sam shouldn't get that ''Djibouti call''.

-->'''Deeks'''': Callen is a great cowboy name.
-->'''Deeks''': I thought so too.

** Deeks' WhosOnFirst routine explaining Igor and "Igor Two" who he calls "Igor Also" to differentiate from the first Igor.

** Later in the episode, Kensi [[GroinAttack boots a man in the crotch after she doesn't buy his claims of being an NSA agent]]. Later, he relays this to Sam & Callen.

** In the same episode, Carl Brown the ButtMonkey that the team's been gaslighting is placed into a cage by Hetty. He thinks it's to interrogate her. Nah, it's just bait, and when he starts ranting and flipping out on her, ''Hetty'' tells him to [[BigShutUp shut up already]] and be a good little monkey in his cage. Carl promptly flips out and takes it too literally before he accidentally ''slams his face into the door''. [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Hetty is baffled.]]

** When Kilbride is frustrated with the OSP office on who has ties to a Russian, he tells Eric to put his hand down since he's in the private sector now.

* When Roundtree remarks on the annoyance of the BondOneLiner the team tosses out, Fatima keeps quoting classic action movie lines...and realizes Roundtree hasn't seen a single one of them and just stares at her blankly.

* In "Angry Karen", Sam and Callen meet up with a human sign spinner (ahem, human directional) dressed up like a lizard. The guy tries to run but Sam stops him. He then tries to flare up like a frilled lizard in an attempt to intimidate Sam. Sam nearly bursts out laughing before taking him down.

* In Angry Karen, Sam and Callen meet up with a human sign spinner (ahem, human directional) dressed up like a lizard. The guy tries to run but Sam stops him. He then tries to flare up like a frilled lizard in an attempt to intimidate Sam. Sam nearly bursts out laughing before taking him down.

* Newbie agent Roundtree is being given the tour of ops by Fatima who wants him to handle cleanup. When she tells him to go through all floppy discs, the 30-year old Roundtree asks "what's a floppy." Fatima laughs...only to realize [[MyGodYouAreSerious Roundtree honestly has no idea.]] And when she tosses him one, he just stares as if trying to understand how a huge disc fits into a phone.

* Newbie agent Roundtree is being given the tour of ops by Fatima who wants him to handle cleanup. When she tells him to go through all floppy discs, the 30-year old Roundtree asks "what's a floppy." Fatima laughs...only to realize [[MyGodYoureSerious Roundtree honestly has no idea.]] And when she tosses him one, he just stares as if trying to understand how a huge disc fits into a phone.

* In Angry Karen, Sam and Callen meet up with a human sign spinner (ahem, human directional) dressed up like a lizard. The guy tries to run but Sam stops him. He then tries to flare up like a frilled lizard in an attempt to intimidate Sam. Sam nearly bursts out laughing before taking him down.

* When Sam's old partner is under suspicion of having gone rogue, Sam goes to check on the man's family and see if he's contacted them. He and Callen walk up to the front door just as the man's young son is coming outside to play. The little boy stares up at Sam with huge eyes before calling inside uncertainly, "Mama? There's a super ginormous man here..."

* Sam is tired of the constant rhyming used by the pair as "[[TakeThatUs I hate rhyming!]]"