History Funny / MortalKombat1

** He also has new things on his bucket list.

** Smith may also be channelling his inner AudienceSurrogate.

** And his trash talking could rival even Johnny Cage.

** Speaking of Johnny Cage, Smith seems rather excited about the rising director approaching him.

** It seems the Global Defense Agency isn't the only agency out for Nolan!

** Don't diss the helmet!

** What do you want, Smith? [[WantsAPrizeForBasicDecency A medal?]]

** Seems it's not just Johnny's BS Outworlders are getting tired of.

** Good question, Tanya. Ask [[Creator/JamesGunn James]], he practically redefined the character.

** Sure, Smith. Sure.

** Well as far as comic book costumes go, it's not the silliest out there.

** Though his screws may be loose, [[EveryoneHasStandards Peacemaker should know a thing or two about supervillainous acts.]]

** If he's impressed with Shao, imagine how he'd react to Batman's [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGOBatmanMovie nine pack.]]

** Insert "Is Batman Insane?" debate here.

** Sometimes, simplicity is best.

** We should have Season 2's budget covered?

** Li Mei may not be a fan of the Red Hood if they ever met.

** Peacemaker is aware of the downright memeable ineffectiveness of law enforcement in a world of superheroes.

** Asking for a friend?

** Just as well Peacemaker was never a part of the Legion of Doom, Injustice League or Secret Society of Supervillains.

** Admit it, you thought the same the first time you saw it.

** Now that's a fight scene I'd pay good money to see.

** At least he's honest.

** [[YourMom Never insult a Tarkatan's mother.]]

** What in the Netherrealm has he been smoking?!

** No, Tomas, don't do it!

** To quote another wrestling legend: "''[[Wrestling/TheRock IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!]]''"

** Don't piss off the powerful sorcerer...

** The fact that he made an attempt in the first place is already worth a laugh.

-->'''Liu Kang''': This is no time to smile.\\

-->'''Peacemaker''': You're [[NightmareFetishist the first bangable monster chick]] I've met.\\

-->'''Peacemaker''': I've had shits take more effort than beating you will.\\

-->'''Johnny Cage''': The things I could do with your life story...
-->'''Peacemaker''': How about we make it a [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall streaming series]]?

-->'''Omni-Man''': Aw, shit. Did Cecil send you after me?\\

-->'''Omni-Man''': I will [[AssShove cram that stupid helmet so far up your ass-]]\\

-->'''Tanya''': Being an ally is not what you think.\\

-->'''Peacemaker''': A vow of chastity? No way. I'd explode.\\

-->'''Peacemaker''': After this, we could go back to my place...\\

-->'''Tanya''': You have a man's body, but a boy's mind.\\

-->'''Rain''': Your 'uniform' is ridiculous.\\

-->'''Peacemaker''': You flooded a city?! That is some serious supervillain shit.\\

-->'''General Shao''': You look at me strangely.\\

-->'''Peacemaker''': You're nuts if you think you scare me.\\

-->'''General Shao''': I am Outworld's Savior.\\

-->'''Sindel''': Your manners are reprehensible.\\

-->'''Peacemaker''': You want peace? Kill all the criminals.\\

-->'''Li Mei''': Vigilante only breeds lawlessness.\\

-->'''Ashrah''': (Sigh) You have a question, Peacemaker?\\

-->'''Peacemaker''': I hate it when hot girls are evil.\\

-->'''Johnny Cage''': That helmet makes you look like a silver-tipped--\\

-->'''Scorpion''': With what weapons are you proficient.\\

-->'''Baraka''': I deserve respect, not scorn!\\

-->'''Peacemaker''': Now that's a face only a mother can love.\\

-->'''Peacemaker 1''': Face it, this is happening.\\

-->'''Smoke''': So, if I say "Activate human torp-"\\

-->'''Peacemaker''': Full disclosure: [[FlatEarthAtheist I don't believe in magic.]]\\

-->'''Peacemaker''': You can't take me, pip-squeak.\\

* One of Peacemaker's Fatalities has his opponent turn out to be possesed by a Butterfly, causing Peacemaker to say "What the fuck?" before trying to shoot the Butterfly down, only to kill his opponent in the process. When that doesn't work, Peacemaker just decides to crush it in his hands after it lands on his gun.

** Just as well Peacemaker was never a part of any of DC's supervillain teams.

** The failure animations also are amusing in that you can have Shang Tsung fail to use his magic and harming himself in the process, General Shao failing to chop the object in front of him with his battle axe or Reptile wincing in pain as he goes from his Zaterran form to human. [[DisproportionateRetribution Immediately after, someone in the crowd kills the poor sap in retaliation]], one of which is Johnny Cage tossing his award so hard, it goes right through the poor sap's skull.

-->'''Smoke''': So, if I say "Activate human top-"\\

'''Peacemaker''': ""[[BigShutUp SHUT UP, SMOKE!]]''

** Li Mei may not like be a fan of the Red Hood if they ever met.

'''Peacemaker''': Only if "Cecil" is code for [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/SuicideSquad Amanda Waller]].

*** And of course, the Johnny Cage and Shao Kahn hybrid known as [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay John Kahner]].

-->'''Peacemaker''': How about we make it a streaming series?

* As shown on the pre-release material, both of Peacemaker's intro animations could qualify. On the "attacking" side, he tells his opponent to "Suck on that!" and proceeds to AirGuitar with audible riffs. On the "defending" side, he gets knocked back like a toddler while yelping "''Jesus!'' What the hell!?" from the opponent hurting his hand.

-->'''Peacemaker''': You're the first bangable monster chick I've met.\\

'''Mileena''': You think me a monster?!