History Funny / MissionImpossibleGhostProtocol

* Benji trying to comfort Ethan about the loss of his wife - in the middle of a high-stakes, time-limited op, impersonating Russian officers, deep in the bowels of the Kremlin. 'Why ''now''??' is written all over Ethan's face.

* "We're going into the Kremlin." – "Hahaha, I though you said "The Kremlin". ''I thought you said "The Kremlin"!'' (''{{beat}}'') [[OhCrap Okay]]."
* "You're going to regret this, Igorov!"

*** And an irked Ethan, listening to the whole exchange

--> ''Sidorov'': ''[sees disarmed nuclear launch device, Hunt and Hendricks' body; penny finally drops]'' We are on the same side, then?
--> ''Hunt'': ''[basically down to one hit point; nods wearily]''
--> ''Sidorov'': That call from the arms dealer... you wanted me to find you.
--> ''Hunt'': ''[nods wearily]''
--> ''Sidorov'': ''[beat]'' Hospital?
--> ''Hunt'': ''[nods wearily]''

** Luther says he wish he had seen the BigBad's face when Ethan said that. And it was something to behold

* Ethan and Benji having a short argument during the escape about opening a door in the prison, with both of them not able to hear each other and only Benji being able to see Ethan. It culminates when Ethan clenches his fist and raises it as if saying "Do it, or I'll kick your ass!" after that Benji complies and Ethan finishes pointing his finger to his eyes and to his chest in a "I owe you" way.

* Ethan and Benji having a short argument during the escape about opening a door in the prison, with both of them not able to hear each other and only Benji being able to see Ethan.

* The prison guard's subtitled reaction to the riot: *%@$#!

** "Easy to remember: Blue is glue." – "And when it's red?" – "Dead."

** "Blue is glue." – "And when it's red?" – "Dead."

* "We're going into the Kremlin." – "Hahaha, I though you said "The Kremlin". '''I thought you said "The Kremlin"!''' (''{{beat}}'') [[OhCrap Okay]]."

* "We're going into the Kremlin." – "Hahaha, I though you said "The Kremlin". I thought you said "The Kremlin"! (''{{beat}}'') [[OhCrap Okay]]."

* The scenes involving the playboy in Mumbai are ''hilarious''. Especially, when Jane's try to subdue him fails because of the presence of a servant. The playboy then thinks that she's into "SlapSlapKiss" and seems very pleased with that.
** "He's not your type, he's completely cold. I'm ''hot''.

** "He doesn't fit to you, he's cold. But I am ''hot''.

* "We're going into the Kremlin." – "Ha, I though you said "The Kremlin". I thought you said "The Kremlin"! (''{{beat}}'') [[OhCrap Okay]]."

** "Blue is glue." – "And what is red?" – "Dead."

* "You're going to regret this, Egorov!"

* "I'll catch you!"

** Right after Brandt jumped he barely stops before impaling himself on a giant exhaust fan... And Jane cle

** Right after Brandt jumped he barely stops before impaling himself on a giant exhaust fan... And Jane clenches her hand so hard you can hear Brij's hand ''cracking''.
** When he finally (barely) gets out of the computer:
-->'''Brandt:''' "Next time, ''I'' get to seduce the rich guy."
* The prison guard's subtitled reaction to the riot: *%@$#!
* Ethan's One-Liner of "Mission accomplished!" before hitting the button to stop the nuke. Ethan's bewildered when the countdown continues ticking.
** Luther says he wish he had seen the BigBad's face when Ethan said that. And it was something to behold
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* "Ha, I though you said "The Kremlin". I thought you said "The Kremlin"! (''{{beat}}'') [[OhCrap Okay]]."

* At the the world's tallest building in Dubai, Benji returns to the room and sighs with relief: Changing all those room numbers was really hard! Meanwhile, the rest of the team is collapsed on the floor after Ethan almost plunged to his death, and Brandt and Jane almost died saving him. They are decidedly unsympathetic.