History Funny / Misfits

--> '''Abbey''': What did you do?

--> '''Greg''': ((MushroomSamba Dancing with the bunny rabbits?)) ((Bursts into dance)) Aceeeeeed A A Aceeeeeeeed!

--> '''Greg''': ((MushroomSambaDancing with the bunny rabbits?)) ((Bursts into dance)) Aceeeeeed A A Aceeeeeeeed!

* Alex utilizing his newfound ability to fuck the powers out of people, first on a woman ''in a hospital bed'' and then on an unconscious [[spoiler: Finn]]. The latter's [[OhCrap slow realization]] of exactly what is going on is priceless.

* Abby and Rudy's incredible lack of reaction to finding out that Finn had killed the scout leader.

[[folder:Series 4]]

* From the season finale, Nathan, Simon and Kelly do a PowerWalk, accompanied by The Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up".

** Simon's line "Is there something wrong with your penis?" after seeing a vision of Rudy's penis falling off also qualifies.

* '''Simon''': I'm sorry you're bald.
-->'''[[spoiler: Kelly]]''': Thanks.

--> '''Sam:'''"You're breaking up with me with a line from ''Spider Man''?!"

-->'''Nathan''': Alright, I'll give you a clue -- I'm an annoying cunt!
-->'''Alisha''': Yeah, we know that.

** --> '''Nathan:''' ''*over intercom*'' They sewed up his clunge!
* Simon and Kelly's dancing in episode 2.
** From the same episode, Nathan pushing a little old lady in a wheelchair across the dance floor- only to let her go rolling out the door when [[DistractedByTheSexy he notices Ruth]].

-->'''Simon''': For the first time in my life, I feel like I belong. I´ve never been this happy.
-->'''Lucy''': You´ve murdered your probation worker!
-->'''Simon''': I didn´t say it was perfect.

-->'''Nathan''': [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Oh hey man, Cornettos!]]

-->'''Nathan:''' You hit him in the head with a toaster!
-->'''Jamie:''' He's a fucking twat!

--> '''Nathan's Dad:''' Like you've never got anything wrong? We're not so different, y'know.
--> '''Nathan:''' We are ''completely'' different! I'm gracefully tall, you're freakishly short!
** and then later, when Nathan's Dad starts to leave...
--> '''Nathan:''' Where're you going? That's right Dad, walk away with your tiny little legs, you ''fucking'' midget!
** and when Nathan imparts to his father a bit of wisdom:
-->'''Nathan:''' And you know what they say: ''don't fuck a wounded bear''!
* Every scene about [[spoiler: Nathan hitting on Simon]] in S02E03.
-->'''Nathan''': He's like a handsome shark!

-->'''Simon:''' We kill him. (beat) .... I'm joking.

-->'''Tim''': Where's Conti?!
-->'''Nathan''': *gestures to Simon* Oh that's him, he's a ''right'' cunty.
* New guy Ollie's attempt in talking down the armed and unbalanced Tim
-->'''Ollie''': It's ok. I've had some training in conflict resolution * '''BOOM Headshot!''' *

--> '''Nathan:''' The Good Samaritan: Walk on by!

* Nathan again in ep. 5.
--> '''Nathan:''' Think about it! It´s a fancy dress party, it´s dark, a lot´ll be wearing masks - it´s the perfect opportunity to commit murder! *thinks about it* ''And incest!!''

--> '''Simon:''' You're exploiting the vulnerable.
--> '''Kelly:''' Taking money off people.
--> '''Alisha:''' Sexually assaulting girls.
--> '''Luke:''' [[CorruptChurch Hey, that's the Catholic Church for you.]]
--> '''Nathan:''' He's got a point. When I was growing up in Ireland if [[PedophilePriest the priests weren't fiddling with you]], you were one of the ''ugly'' kids.

* Marnie bless her when shes hears the plan to [[spoiler: steal money from Jesus to get their powers back.]]
--> '''Marnie:''' ( Proudly ) And then we're going to kick the shit out of Jesus!

* Curtis counter argument regarding the selling of his powers..
--> '''Kelly:''' Twenty fuckin' grand!
--> '''Simon:''' You sold your powers?
--> '''Kelly:''' Yeah mate.
--> '''Simon:''' You shouldn't be doing this. We were given them for a reason!
--> '''Nikki:''' And what reason's that?
--> '''Curtis:''' I'll give you twenty thousand reasons for getting rid of 'em!
--> '''Simon:''' It's like in Superman 2 when Superman gives up his powers so that he can be with Lois Lane.
--> '''Kelly:''' And?
--> '''Simon:'''General Zod took over the world!
--> '''Curtis:''' That's totally relevant, except [[{{TemptingFate}} there ain't no General Zod]], and that's twenty thousand pounds. Later.

--> '''Nathan:''' I mean we did sod all with our powers but at least we never abused them. We never raped or murdered anyone.
-->'''Curtis:''' ( Points to Alisha ) She raped me. And we killed loads of people.

* In S2 E6, when Laura [[spoiler: the new agent of the now famous ABSO 5]] asks 'Is there anything else I need to know ?' ... and unfortunately [[YouDoNOTWantToKnow get answers]]
** Well, Nathan [[YouDoNOTWantToKnow tripled]] with a girl and Kelly shagged [[spoiler:[[strike:a monkey]] ... a gorilla.]]

--> '''Rudy''': ''(laughs)'' Really, Finlay. Haha..... really?

--> '''Rudy''': ''(laughs)'' Really, Finnley. Haha..... really?

--> '''Finn''': Just so we're clear, there is a law about fucking drunk girls.

** It's the probation worker's reaction that sells it "There was a metallic bang followed by an animalistic squeek"