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* Cormac [=McCarthy=] turning out to be a centaur after all. [[spoiler: A ''winged'' centaur.]]
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* Cormac [=McCarthy=] turning out to be a centaur after all. [[spoiler: A ''winged'' centaur.]]
centaur.
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* The episode ends with [[spoiler:the earth screwing the moon.]]
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* As it turns out, [[spoiler: the restaurant was cursed by a whale who wished for humans to stop hunting whales for oil. As Pigeon bluntly informs him, people stopped using whale oil a long time ago and the only people who still hunt whales are the Japanese, so the whale goes off to curse Japan.]]
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* As it turns out, [[spoiler: the restaurant was cursed by a whale who wished for humans to stop hunting whales for oil. As Pigeon bluntly informs him, people stopped using whale oil a long time ago and the only people who still hunt whales are the Japanese, so the whale goes off to curse Japan.]]
Japan.
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* A severe case of [[spoiler:TrailersAlwaysLie (as the plot hinted in the commercials turns out to last 2 minutes)]] in regards to the talking portrait part that transports the team to the past to meet the previous homeowners of the house.
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* A severe case of [[spoiler:TrailersAlwaysLie TrailersAlwaysLie (as the plot hinted in the commercials turns out to last 2 minutes)]] minutes) in regards to the talking portrait part that transports the team to the past to meet the previous homeowners of the house.
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** The crown jewel of this scene being when instead of punching an old lady, he maneuvers around her politely, [[BaitAndSwitch then runs back and punches her anyway]].
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-->'''Yung''': Who is the woman in my room wearing my clothes?!
-->'''Pigeon''': She's...she's the newest member of Mike Tyson Mysteries!
-->'''Pigeon''': She's...she's the newest member of Mike Tyson Mysteries!
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-->'''Yung''': Who is Um, who's the woman in my room wearing my clothes?!
bedroom?
-->'''Pigeon''':She's...That's... That's Tingle.
-->'''Yung''': Who's Tingle?
-->'''Pigeon''': Why she's the newest member of Mike TysonMysteries!
Mystery Team!
-->'''Pigeon''':
-->'''Yung''': Who's Tingle?
-->'''Pigeon''': Why she's the newest member of Mike Tyson
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'''Pigeon''': No, no, no, we're having success here! We gotta send a follow up! Let me see your dick!\\
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'''Pigeon''': No, no, no, we're having success here! We gotta send a follow up! follow-up! Let me see your dick!\\
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* As it turns out, [[spoiler: the restaurant was cursed by a whale who wished for humans to stop hunting whales for oil. As Pigeon bluntly informs him, people stopped using whale oil a long time ago.]]
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* As it turns out, [[spoiler: the restaurant was cursed by a whale who wished for humans to stop hunting whales for oil. As Pigeon bluntly informs him, people stopped using whale oil a long time ago.ago and the only people who still hunt whales are the Japanese, so the whale goes off to curse Japan.]]
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* As it turns out, [[spoiler: the restaurant was cursed by a whale who wished for humans to stop hunting whales for oil. As Pigeon bluntly informs him, people stopped using whale oil a long time ago.]]
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** Marcus snaps him out of it with [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan well placed smack.]] Forgetting he's smacking ''Mike Tyson''.
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** Marcus snaps him out of it with a [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan well placed smack.]] Forgetting he's smacking ''Mike Tyson''.
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* When Deezy's niece falls down the hole, Mike panics. And decides to try and end the show by [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall humming the end credits music.]] Complete with the credits appearing onscreen.
** Marcus snaps him out of it with [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan well placed smack.]] Forgetting he's smacking ''Mike Tyson''.
-->'''Mike:''' Thank you, Marcus. But don't you ''ever'' fucking slap me again, or I'll knock you back to wherever the fuck you came from. Fucking rat.
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** Said AxCrazy old comes in with an axe and starts murdering the family. The team has an OhCrap moment and quickly return back in time.
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** Said AxCrazy old lady comes in with an axe and starts murdering the family. The team has an OhCrap moment and quickly return back in time.
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* A severe case of [[spoiler:TrailersAlwaysLie (as the plot hinted in the commercials turns out to last 2 minutes)]] in regards to the talking portrait part that transports the team to the past to meet the previous homeowners of the house.
** The previous homeowner reveals he called them back so that they would be sacrificed to an AxCrazy old lady instead of his family. Marquess then points out they could have simply fled into the same time portal to the future to avoid all the baggage.
** Said AxCrazy old comes in with an axe and starts murdering the family. The team has an OhCrap moment and quickly return back in time.
** The previous homeowner reveals he called them back so that they would be sacrificed to an AxCrazy old lady instead of his family. Marquess then points out they could have simply fled into the same time portal to the future to avoid all the baggage.
** Said AxCrazy old comes in with an axe and starts murdering the family. The team has an OhCrap moment and quickly return back in time.
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[[folder: Season Three]]
[[AC:The Beginning]]
* Mike recalling 2001 as a scene straight out of ''Film/BoogieNights''. Complete with the fashion and lingo of the 70's.
[[folder: Season Three]]
[[AC:The Beginning]]
* Mike recalling 2001 as a scene straight out of ''Film/BoogieNights''. Complete with the fashion and lingo of the 70's.
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* The increasingly depressing requests they receive at the beginning of the episode. First, they're asked to help decide whether or not to put their client's 96-year-old father in a nursing home, where they're worried he might lose the will to live. After Pigeon decides that's too depressing, they read another. This one comes from a woman whose face was scarred in a fire, her husband was laid off, and the bank is threatening to seize their home. Then they read yet another one, about a golden retriever who ran away, who was the only bright spot in the life of their client's special needs daughter.
-->'''Pigeon:''' Oh my god, let's just go with the old man.
* When the Mystery Team arrives at the top of the mountain to find their clients 96-year-old father frozen to death, Mike's attempts to reassure them are hilariously bad.
-->'''Mike:''' There, there, it's okay. At least now you don't have to decide if your dad should live with you or if you should put him in a nursing home. ''(Beat)'' Because he's dead. So now all you have to decide now is what you're gonna do with his frozen body.
-->'''Mike:''' If it's any consolation, they say that freezing to death is one of the most painless ways to go. ''(Beat)'' Or maybe it's one of the most ''painful'' ways to go. I mean, his face looks like it was excruciating.
* Mike looks at the wall and sees it covered with pictures and articles about the Abominable Snowman.
-->'''Mike:''' What's all this shit? The Abominable Snowman?
-->'''Alex:''' My dad was obsessed. [[TemptingFate But I suppose there are worse things he could have done with his life.]]
-->''(Alex touches a secret button on the wall, which ends up revealing his dad's [[ThoseWackyNazis secret Nazi room]])''
-->'''Pigeon:''' Oh my god, let's just go with the old man.
* When the Mystery Team arrives at the top of the mountain to find their clients 96-year-old father frozen to death, Mike's attempts to reassure them are hilariously bad.
-->'''Mike:''' There, there, it's okay. At least now you don't have to decide if your dad should live with you or if you should put him in a nursing home. ''(Beat)'' Because he's dead. So now all you have to decide now is what you're gonna do with his frozen body.
-->'''Mike:''' If it's any consolation, they say that freezing to death is one of the most painless ways to go. ''(Beat)'' Or maybe it's one of the most ''painful'' ways to go. I mean, his face looks like it was excruciating.
* Mike looks at the wall and sees it covered with pictures and articles about the Abominable Snowman.
-->'''Mike:''' What's all this shit? The Abominable Snowman?
-->'''Alex:''' My dad was obsessed. [[TemptingFate But I suppose there are worse things he could have done with his life.]]
-->''(Alex touches a secret button on the wall, which ends up revealing his dad's [[ThoseWackyNazis secret Nazi room]])''
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[[AC: Save Me!]]
[[AC: The Farmer's Daughter]]
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'''Mike''': What are you talking about? [[BrutalHonesty She is very unfaithful.]] I would estimate she slept with anywhere from one to 10,000 people. She was probably harvesting sperm for an alien species. Unless she was doing it for her own personal pleasure. Either way, she was very, very promiscuous.\\
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'''Mike''': What are you talking about? [[BrutalHonesty She is very unfaithful.]] I would estimate she slept with anywhere from one to 10,000 people. She was probably harvesting sperm for an alien species. Unless she was doing it for her own personal pleasure. Either way, she was very, very promiscuous.\\]]\\
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--> '''Mike''': What were you doing back there?
--> '''Marquess''': Oh, um...
--> '''Pigeon''': Marquess was torturing the neighbor's cat.
--> '''Marquess''': What? Are you insane? I was not, I was smoking a cigarette.
--> '''Pigeon''': I can't believe you just told them! I thought the whole point was not to tell anyone!
--> '''Marquess''': Oh, um...
--> '''Pigeon''': Marquess was torturing the neighbor's cat.
--> '''Marquess''': What? Are you insane? I was not, I was smoking a cigarette.
--> '''Pigeon''': I can't believe you just told them! I thought the whole point was not to tell anyone!
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--> '''Mike''': What were you doing back there?
-->there?\\
'''Marquess''': Oh,um...
-->um...\\
'''Pigeon''': Marquess was torturing the neighbor'scat.
-->cat.\\
'''Marquess''': What? Are you insane? I was not, I was smoking acigarette.
-->cigarette.\\
'''Pigeon''': I can't believe you just told them! I thought the whole point was not to tell anyone!
-->
'''Marquess''': Oh,
-->
'''Pigeon''': Marquess was torturing the neighbor's
-->
'''Marquess''': What? Are you insane? I was not, I was smoking a
-->
'''Pigeon''': I can't believe you just told them! I thought the whole point was not to tell anyone!
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--> '''Pigeon''': Then why does it matter where the hell the mystery is? It's all a big fucking waste of our lives anyway. We should all just kill ourselves.
--> ''(everyone else looks at him)''
--> '''Pigeon''': I'm sorry. I'm just in a horrible mood. I smoked a ton of crack last night and as usual, now I feel like shit. Anyways, to the Mystery Mobile!
--> ''(everyone else looks at him)''
--> '''Pigeon''': I'm sorry. I'm just in a horrible mood. I smoked a ton of crack last night and as usual, now I feel like shit. Anyways, to the Mystery Mobile!
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--> '''Pigeon''': Then why does it matter where the hell the mystery is? It's all a big fucking waste of our lives anyway. We should all just kill ourselves.
-->ourselves.\\
''(everyone else looks athim)''
-->him)''\\
'''Pigeon''': I'm sorry. I'm just in a horrible mood. I smoked a ton of crack last night and as usual, now I feel like shit. Anyways, to the Mystery Mobile!
-->
''(everyone else looks at
-->
'''Pigeon''': I'm sorry. I'm just in a horrible mood. I smoked a ton of crack last night and as usual, now I feel like shit. Anyways, to the Mystery Mobile!
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--> '''Douglas''': I mean, last night, she came home and she smelled like men's cologne.
--> '''Pigeon''': Right, because she's fucking other men.
--> '''Pigeon''': Right, because she's fucking other men.
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--> '''Douglas''': I mean, last night, she came home and she smelled like men's cologne.
-->cologne.\\
'''Pigeon''': Right, because she's fucking other men.
-->
'''Pigeon''': Right, because she's fucking other men.
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--> '''Courtney''': Aren't you Mike Tyson?
--> '''Mike''': Yes, ma'am.
--> '''Courtney''': I left my day planner. Uh, Douglas, I have to run back to work. Don't wait up, it's going to be another late night.
--> '''Pigeon''': Another late night of fiddling with other men's penises.
--> '''Mike''': Yes, ma'am.
--> '''Courtney''': I left my day planner. Uh, Douglas, I have to run back to work. Don't wait up, it's going to be another late night.
--> '''Pigeon''': Another late night of fiddling with other men's penises.
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--> '''Courtney''': Aren't you Mike Tyson?
-->Tyson?\\
'''Mike''': Yes,ma'am.
-->ma'am.\\
'''Courtney''': I left my day planner. Uh, Douglas, I have to run back to work. Don't wait up, it's going to be another latenight.
-->night.\\
'''Pigeon''': Another late night of fiddling with other men's penises.
-->
'''Mike''': Yes,
-->
'''Courtney''': I left my day planner. Uh, Douglas, I have to run back to work. Don't wait up, it's going to be another late
-->
'''Pigeon''': Another late night of fiddling with other men's penises.
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--> '''Yung''': Where did get all this surveillance equipment?
--> '''Pigeon''': Your bedroom.
--> '''Yung''': What?
--> '''Pigeon''': Relax! You're the only person in the world who doesn't masturbate.
--> '''Pigeon''': Your bedroom.
--> '''Yung''': What?
--> '''Pigeon''': Relax! You're the only person in the world who doesn't masturbate.
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--> '''Yung''': Where did get all this surveillance equipment?
-->equipment?\\
'''Pigeon''': Yourbedroom.
-->bedroom.\\
'''Yung''':What?
-->What?\\
'''Pigeon''': Relax! You're the only person in the world who doesn't masturbate.
-->
'''Pigeon''': Your
-->
'''Yung''':
-->
'''Pigeon''': Relax! You're the only person in the world who doesn't masturbate.
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--> '''Yung''': So do you, like, come here?
--> '''Pigeon''': No, only once. (to the camera) But I've been here a bunch of times! ''(laughs)''
--> '''Yung''': Gross.
--> '''Marquess''': Where am I supposed to meet her?
--> '''Pigeon''': She said to meet in the whipping room.
--> ''(Marquess walks into a room, we hear a whip followed by a voice moaning)''
--> '''Marquess''': Oh, God, I think I'm in it.
--> '''Pigeon''': No, only once. (to the camera) But I've been here a bunch of times! ''(laughs)''
--> '''Yung''': Gross.
--> '''Marquess''': Where am I supposed to meet her?
--> '''Pigeon''': She said to meet in the whipping room.
--> ''(Marquess walks into a room, we hear a whip followed by a voice moaning)''
--> '''Marquess''': Oh, God, I think I'm in it.
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--> '''Yung''': So do you, like, come here?
-->here?\\
'''Pigeon''': No, only once. (to the camera) But I've been here a bunch of times!''(laughs)''
-->''(laughs)''\\
'''Yung''':Gross.
-->Gross.\\
'''Marquess''': Where am I supposed to meether?
-->her?\\
'''Pigeon''': She said to meet in the whippingroom.
-->room.\\
''(Marquess walks into a room, we hear a whip followed by a voicemoaning)''
-->moaning)''\\
'''Marquess''': Oh, God, I think I'm in it.
-->
'''Pigeon''': No, only once. (to the camera) But I've been here a bunch of times!
-->
'''Yung''':
-->
'''Marquess''': Where am I supposed to meet
-->
'''Pigeon''': She said to meet in the whipping
-->
''(Marquess walks into a room, we hear a whip followed by a voice
-->
'''Marquess''': Oh, God, I think I'm in it.
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--> '''Pigeon''': Hey, do you think we're standing in blood or semen? Huh, looks like a little bit of both.
--> '''Yung''': Ew.
--> '''Pigeon''': Hey, at least you're wearing fucking shoes.
--> '''Yung''': Ew.
--> '''Pigeon''': Hey, at least you're wearing fucking shoes.
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--> '''Pigeon''': Hey, do you think we're standing in blood or semen? Huh, looks like a little bit of both.
-->both.\\
'''Yung''':Ew.
-->Ew.\\
'''Pigeon''': Hey, at least you're wearing fuckingshoes.shoes.
* After the gang tells Douglas the truth about his wife.
-->'''Douglas''': You're saying my wife was an alien? And now she's just gone back to her home planet? We were married for seven years. I just... I just can't believe it.\\
'''Yung''': We're so sorry.\\
'''Douglas''': Well, as bad as it is, for whatever reason, it makes me feel better to know she wasn't faithful.\\
'''Mike''': What are you talking about? [[BrutalHonesty She is very unfaithful.]] I would estimate she slept with anywhere from one to 10,000 people. She was probably harvesting sperm for an alien species. Unless she was doing it for her own personal pleasure. Either way, she was very, very promiscuous.\\
''(Mike and Yung walk to the Mystery Mobile and enter it)''\\
'''Yung''': Dad, you didn't have to tell him that part.
-->
'''Yung''':
-->
'''Pigeon''': Hey, at least you're wearing fucking
* After the gang tells Douglas the truth about his wife.
-->'''Douglas''': You're saying my wife was an alien? And now she's just gone back to her home planet? We were married for seven years. I just... I just can't believe it.\\
'''Yung''': We're so sorry.\\
'''Douglas''': Well, as bad as it is, for whatever reason, it makes me feel better to know she wasn't faithful.\\
'''Mike''': What are you talking about? [[BrutalHonesty She is very unfaithful.]] I would estimate she slept with anywhere from one to 10,000 people. She was probably harvesting sperm for an alien species. Unless she was doing it for her own personal pleasure. Either way, she was very, very promiscuous.\\
''(Mike and Yung walk to the Mystery Mobile and enter it)''\\
'''Yung''': Dad, you didn't have to tell him that part.
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--> '''Marquess''': Delete that account right now!
--> '''Pigeon''': No, no, no, we're having success here! We gotta send a follow up! Let me see your dick!
--> '''Marquess''': No!
--> '''Pigeon''': Come on, I gotta take a dick pic!
--> '''Marquess''': Stop it!
--> '''Pigeon''': Yung, tell Marquess to take out his dick so I can take a picture of his dick!
--> '''Pigeon''': No, no, no, we're having success here! We gotta send a follow up! Let me see your dick!
--> '''Marquess''': No!
--> '''Pigeon''': Come on, I gotta take a dick pic!
--> '''Marquess''': Stop it!
--> '''Pigeon''': Yung, tell Marquess to take out his dick so I can take a picture of his dick!
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--> '''Marquess''': Delete that account right now!
-->now!\\
'''Pigeon''': No, no, no, we're having success here! We gotta send a follow up! Let me see yourdick!
-->dick!\\
'''Marquess''':No!
-->No!\\
'''Pigeon''': Come on, I gotta take a dickpic!
-->pic!\\
'''Marquess''': Stopit!
-->it!\\
'''Pigeon''': Yung, tell Marquess to take out his dick so I can take a picture of his dick!
-->
'''Pigeon''': No, no, no, we're having success here! We gotta send a follow up! Let me see your
-->
'''Marquess''':
-->
'''Pigeon''': Come on, I gotta take a dick
-->
'''Marquess''': Stop
-->
'''Pigeon''': Yung, tell Marquess to take out his dick so I can take a picture of his dick!
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* Mike tries to tell Courtney he was one of Douglas' high school classmates, Yung is his daughter, and Pigeon is his son.
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* Mike tries to tell Courtney he was one of Douglas' high school classmates, Yung is his daughter, sister, and Pigeon is his their son.
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--> '''Marquess''': This is one of those times I was an invisible ghost instead of this all-white incredibly visible ghost.
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--> '''Marquess''': This is one of those times I wish was an invisible ghost instead of this all-white incredibly visible ghost.
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--> '''Pigeon''': "I can't get cancer." What a dick. Who says that, "I can't get cancer"? Unlikeable. What an unlikeable dick.
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--> '''Pigeon''': "I can't get cancer." What a dick. Who says that, "I can't get cancer"? Unlikeable. Unlikable. What an unlikeable unlikable dick.
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[[AC: Unsolved Situations]]
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[[AC: Unholy Matrimony]]
[[AC: Mystery For Hire]]
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--> '''Pigeon''': Maybe if I put you as Indian and [[BrickJoke leave out that you torture small animals]],
I think that would be a turnoff.
I think that would be a turnoff.
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--> '''Pigeon''': Maybe if I put you as Indian and [[BrickJoke leave out that you torture small animals]],
animals]], I think that would be a turnoff.
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--> '''Pigeon''': Then why does it matter where the hell the mystery is?
It's all a big fucking waste of our lives anyway. We should all just kill ourselves.
It's all a big fucking waste of our lives anyway. We should all just kill ourselves.
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--> '''Pigeon''': Then why does it matter where the hell the mystery is?
is? It's all a big fucking waste of our lives anyway. We should all just kill ourselves.
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--> '''Pigeon''': I'm sorry. I'm just in a horrible mood. I smoked a ton of crack last night and as usual,
now I feel like shit. Anyways, to the Mystery Mobile!
now I feel like shit. Anyways, to the Mystery Mobile!
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--> '''Pigeon''': I'm sorry. I'm just in a horrible mood. I smoked a ton of crack last night and as usual,
usual, now I feel like shit. Anyways, to the Mystery Mobile!
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--> '''Pigeon''': Let's see here. She's seeking men, women, black, Asian, Mexican, Indian-- Good lord!
Group sex, public sex, anal piss play? Sweet mother of God, Mrs. Baynes! Damn, I gotta send this bitch a boner request.
Group sex, public sex, anal piss play? Sweet mother of God, Mrs. Baynes! Damn, I gotta send this bitch a boner request.
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--> '''Pigeon''': Let's see here. She's seeking men, women, black, Asian, Mexican, Indian-- Good lord!
lord! Group sex, public sex, anal piss play? Sweet mother of God, Mrs. Baynes! Damn, I gotta send this bitch a boner request.
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* The episode begins with Pigeon catching Marquess smoking a cigarette behind the pigeon coop.
--> '''Mike''': What were you doing back there?
--> '''Marquess''': Oh, um...
--> '''Pigeon''': Marquess was torturing the neighbor's cat.
--> '''Marquess''': What? Are you insane? I was not, I was smoking a cigarette.
--> '''Pigeon''': I can't believe you just told them! I thought the whole point was not to tell anyone!
** Afterwards, when Marquess tries to explain it, he says that Pigeon smokes crack, but they're not making a big deal about it.
* Yung says that the client lives nearby.
--> '''Pigeon''': Then why does it matter where the hell the mystery is?
It's all a big fucking waste of our lives anyway. We should all just kill ourselves.
--> ''(everyone else looks at him)''
--> '''Pigeon''': I'm sorry. I'm just in a horrible mood. I smoked a ton of crack last night and as usual,
now I feel like shit. Anyways, to the Mystery Mobile!
* Douglas explains that he hired the team to see if his wife Courtney is having an affair.
--> '''Douglas''': I mean, last night, she came home and she smelled like men's cologne.
--> '''Pigeon''': Right, because she's fucking other men.
* Mike tries to tell Courtney he was one of Douglas' high school classmates, Yung is his daughter, and Pigeon is his son.
--> '''Courtney''': Aren't you Mike Tyson?
--> '''Mike''': Yes, ma'am.
--> '''Courtney''': I left my day planner. Uh, Douglas, I have to run back to work. Don't wait up, it's going to be another late night.
--> '''Pigeon''': Another late night of fiddling with other men's penises.
* Marquess gets caught trying to smoke a cigarette in Douglas' bathroom.
--> '''Marquess''': This is one of those times I was an invisible ghost instead of this all-white incredibly visible ghost.
* Pigeon declares "mystery solved" after finding Courtney's profile on one of his porn websites.
--> '''Pigeon''': Let's see here. She's seeking men, women, black, Asian, Mexican, Indian-- Good lord!
Group sex, public sex, anal piss play? Sweet mother of God, Mrs. Baynes! Damn, I gotta send this bitch a boner request.
* To set up a sting operation, Pigeon sets up a profile for Marquess.
--> '''Pigeon''': Maybe if I put you as Indian and [[BrickJoke leave out that you torture small animals]],
I think that would be a turnoff.
* As Mike, Yung, and Pigeon watch inside the Mystery Mobile.
--> '''Yung''': Where did get all this surveillance equipment?
--> '''Pigeon''': Your bedroom.
--> '''Yung''': What?
--> '''Pigeon''': Relax! You're the only person in the world who doesn't masturbate.
* Pigeon tells Marquess that he's at a BDSM club.
--> '''Yung''': So do you, like, come here?
--> '''Pigeon''': No, only once. (to the camera) But I've been here a bunch of times! ''(laughs)''
--> '''Yung''': Gross.
--> '''Marquess''': Where am I supposed to meet her?
--> '''Pigeon''': She said to meet in the whipping room.
--> ''(Marquess walks into a room, we hear a whip followed by a voice moaning)''
--> '''Marquess''': Oh, God, I think I'm in it.
* Marquess says he smokes because he's a ghost and he can't get cancer.
--> '''Pigeon''': "I can't get cancer." What a dick. Who says that, "I can't get cancer"? Unlikeable. What an unlikeable dick.
* As they look amongst the massacre.
--> '''Pigeon''': Hey, do you think we're standing in blood or semen? Huh, looks like a little bit of both.
--> '''Yung''': Ew.
--> '''Pigeon''': Hey, at least you're wearing fucking shoes.
* At the end, Pigeon says that Marquess got three boner requests.
--> '''Marquess''': Delete that account right now!
--> '''Pigeon''': No, no, no, we're having success here! We gotta send a follow up! Let me see your dick!
--> '''Marquess''': No!
--> '''Pigeon''': Come on, I gotta take a dick pic!
--> '''Marquess''': Stop it!
--> '''Pigeon''': Yung, tell Marquess to take out his dick so I can take a picture of his dick!
--> '''Mike''': What were you doing back there?
--> '''Marquess''': Oh, um...
--> '''Pigeon''': Marquess was torturing the neighbor's cat.
--> '''Marquess''': What? Are you insane? I was not, I was smoking a cigarette.
--> '''Pigeon''': I can't believe you just told them! I thought the whole point was not to tell anyone!
** Afterwards, when Marquess tries to explain it, he says that Pigeon smokes crack, but they're not making a big deal about it.
* Yung says that the client lives nearby.
--> '''Pigeon''': Then why does it matter where the hell the mystery is?
It's all a big fucking waste of our lives anyway. We should all just kill ourselves.
--> ''(everyone else looks at him)''
--> '''Pigeon''': I'm sorry. I'm just in a horrible mood. I smoked a ton of crack last night and as usual,
now I feel like shit. Anyways, to the Mystery Mobile!
* Douglas explains that he hired the team to see if his wife Courtney is having an affair.
--> '''Douglas''': I mean, last night, she came home and she smelled like men's cologne.
--> '''Pigeon''': Right, because she's fucking other men.
* Mike tries to tell Courtney he was one of Douglas' high school classmates, Yung is his daughter, and Pigeon is his son.
--> '''Courtney''': Aren't you Mike Tyson?
--> '''Mike''': Yes, ma'am.
--> '''Courtney''': I left my day planner. Uh, Douglas, I have to run back to work. Don't wait up, it's going to be another late night.
--> '''Pigeon''': Another late night of fiddling with other men's penises.
* Marquess gets caught trying to smoke a cigarette in Douglas' bathroom.
--> '''Marquess''': This is one of those times I was an invisible ghost instead of this all-white incredibly visible ghost.
* Pigeon declares "mystery solved" after finding Courtney's profile on one of his porn websites.
--> '''Pigeon''': Let's see here. She's seeking men, women, black, Asian, Mexican, Indian-- Good lord!
Group sex, public sex, anal piss play? Sweet mother of God, Mrs. Baynes! Damn, I gotta send this bitch a boner request.
* To set up a sting operation, Pigeon sets up a profile for Marquess.
--> '''Pigeon''': Maybe if I put you as Indian and [[BrickJoke leave out that you torture small animals]],
I think that would be a turnoff.
* As Mike, Yung, and Pigeon watch inside the Mystery Mobile.
--> '''Yung''': Where did get all this surveillance equipment?
--> '''Pigeon''': Your bedroom.
--> '''Yung''': What?
--> '''Pigeon''': Relax! You're the only person in the world who doesn't masturbate.
* Pigeon tells Marquess that he's at a BDSM club.
--> '''Yung''': So do you, like, come here?
--> '''Pigeon''': No, only once. (to the camera) But I've been here a bunch of times! ''(laughs)''
--> '''Yung''': Gross.
--> '''Marquess''': Where am I supposed to meet her?
--> '''Pigeon''': She said to meet in the whipping room.
--> ''(Marquess walks into a room, we hear a whip followed by a voice moaning)''
--> '''Marquess''': Oh, God, I think I'm in it.
* Marquess says he smokes because he's a ghost and he can't get cancer.
--> '''Pigeon''': "I can't get cancer." What a dick. Who says that, "I can't get cancer"? Unlikeable. What an unlikeable dick.
* As they look amongst the massacre.
--> '''Pigeon''': Hey, do you think we're standing in blood or semen? Huh, looks like a little bit of both.
--> '''Yung''': Ew.
--> '''Pigeon''': Hey, at least you're wearing fucking shoes.
* At the end, Pigeon says that Marquess got three boner requests.
--> '''Marquess''': Delete that account right now!
--> '''Pigeon''': No, no, no, we're having success here! We gotta send a follow up! Let me see your dick!
--> '''Marquess''': No!
--> '''Pigeon''': Come on, I gotta take a dick pic!
--> '''Marquess''': Stop it!
--> '''Pigeon''': Yung, tell Marquess to take out his dick so I can take a picture of his dick!
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* Pigeon trying to have a conversation with Meg:
-->'''Pigeon''': Hey, Meg, when you're on your period...\\
'''Yung''': ''(disgusted)'' Oh, my God.\\
'''Pigeon''': You don't even know what I'm going to ask. ''(back to Meg)'' Meg, when you're on your period, do you still like to get fucked?\\
''(Yung slaps Pigeons, Pigeon laughs)''\\
'''Yung''': I did know what you were going to ask.
* Mike asking Pigeon a question with a very obvious answer:
-->'''Mike''': Hey, Pigeon, is that that same guy from ''On Golden Pond''?\\
'''Pigeon''': I don't know. What are you watching?\\
'''Mike''': ''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Fast and the Furious 3]]''. No wait, ''[[Film/Jaws3D Jaws 3]]''. No wait, ''On Golden Pond''.\\
'''Pigeon''': Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the same guy.
* Marquess commenting on being a mother is a very hard job and Pigeon giving his opinion:
-->'''Pigeon''': Really? Really? How about a dad? Has to do the same stuff as a mom, plus have a job.\\
'''Yung''': Can you be more sexist?\\
'''Pigeon''': [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Well, when you think about, I suppose so, uh...]]
* Marquess greeting Miles, Meg's son:
-->'''Marquess''': Hello, Miles.\\
'''Pigeon''': Marquess, have you no shame? He's 14.\\
'''Marquess''': I wasn't hitting on him!\\
'''Pigeon''': Oh.
-->'''Pigeon''': Hey, Meg, when you're on your period...\\
'''Yung''': ''(disgusted)'' Oh, my God.\\
'''Pigeon''': You don't even know what I'm going to ask. ''(back to Meg)'' Meg, when you're on your period, do you still like to get fucked?\\
''(Yung slaps Pigeons, Pigeon laughs)''\\
'''Yung''': I did know what you were going to ask.
* Mike asking Pigeon a question with a very obvious answer:
-->'''Mike''': Hey, Pigeon, is that that same guy from ''On Golden Pond''?\\
'''Pigeon''': I don't know. What are you watching?\\
'''Mike''': ''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Fast and the Furious 3]]''. No wait, ''[[Film/Jaws3D Jaws 3]]''. No wait, ''On Golden Pond''.\\
'''Pigeon''': Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the same guy.
* Marquess commenting on being a mother is a very hard job and Pigeon giving his opinion:
-->'''Pigeon''': Really? Really? How about a dad? Has to do the same stuff as a mom, plus have a job.\\
'''Yung''': Can you be more sexist?\\
'''Pigeon''': [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Well, when you think about, I suppose so, uh...]]
* Marquess greeting Miles, Meg's son:
-->'''Marquess''': Hello, Miles.\\
'''Pigeon''': Marquess, have you no shame? He's 14.\\
'''Marquess''': I wasn't hitting on him!\\
'''Pigeon''': Oh.
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* When Meg mentions she has four kids, Pigeon had this to say:
-->'''Pigeon''': Wait a minute. You have two more kids other than the two? Are you trying to tell me that somebody fucked you four times? Come on!\\
'''Yung''': Pigeon!\\
'''Pigeon''': No offense.\\
'''Marquess''': [[SarcasmMode Oh. Okay, well, I'm sure that smoothed it all over.]]
* Meg telling Mike and the gang to watch Tyler but Mike takes it [[LiteralMinded too literal]].
-->'''Meg''': Would you mind watching Tyler?\\
'''Mike''': Watch him do what?\\
''(Tyler just stares at Mike and the Gang)''\\
'''Mike''': What do you do, Tyler? Do you... do you do magic? Marquess does magic. Marquess, do that magick trick you did this morning for Tyler.\\
'''Marquess''': I am not tying up a 2-year-old.\\
'''Pigeon''': I'll do it.\\
'''Yung''': No one is tying him up.\\
'''Mike''': Well, we're back to square one. Your mom said to watch you, but you don't do anything.\\
''(Tyler picks his nose)''\\
'''Mike''': Oh, that is low brow. It's funny as shit, but it's low brow.
* When Meg mentions she has four kids, Pigeon had this to say:
-->'''Pigeon''': Wait a minute. You have two more kids other than the two? Are you trying to tell me that somebody fucked you four times? Come on!\\
'''Yung''': Pigeon!\\
'''Pigeon''': No offense.\\
'''Marquess''': [[SarcasmMode Oh. Okay, well, I'm sure that smoothed it all over.]]
* Meg telling Mike and the gang to watch Tyler but Mike takes it [[LiteralMinded too literal]].
-->'''Meg''': Would you mind watching Tyler?\\
'''Mike''': Watch him do what?\\
''(Tyler just stares at Mike and the Gang)''\\
'''Mike''': What do you do, Tyler? Do you... do you do magic? Marquess does magic. Marquess, do that magick trick you did this morning for Tyler.\\
'''Marquess''': I am not tying up a 2-year-old.\\
'''Pigeon''': I'll do it.\\
'''Yung''': No one is tying him up.\\
'''Mike''': Well, we're back to square one. Your mom said to watch you, but you don't do anything.\\
''(Tyler picks his nose)''\\
'''Mike''': Oh, that is low brow. It's funny as shit, but it's low brow.
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-->'''Marquess''': How did we get here?\\
'''Yung''': What are you talking about? First, you knocked over my bowl of tomato soup because you had to show me your magic trick. Pigeon's trying to commit suicide again. And Dad's watching ''Theatre/OnGoldenPond''.\\
'''Marquess''': I wasn't asking literally, I was trying to set a mood.
* When Marquess is trying to show Yung a magic trick involving them being tied together by a rope, Yung just easily gets out of the rope by just standing up.
-->'''Marquess''': Aw! How'd you do that? ''(looking at the rope)'' I put the knot in the wrong end of the rope. God damn it.
* Marquess stopping Pigeon from committing suicide in the oven again:
-->'''Pigeon''': Hey. Hey, who turned off the gas?\\
'''Marquess''': Oh, Pigeon, just take a fucking damn anti-depressant like the rest of us.\\
'''Pigeon''': Yeah, well, if any of you were really my friends, you'd let me die in peace.\\
'''Mike''': ''(watching "On Golden Pond")'' Hey, Pigeon, is that the guy from ''Film/NineToFive''?\\
'''Pigeon''': Yeah, Dabney Coleman. I love Dabney Coleman. He's a reason not to kill yourself.\\
'''Marquess''': Didn't he pass away a few years ago?\\
'''Pigeon''': What? I'm going back in the oven.\\
''(Pigeon turns the oven on and closes the oven door)''\\
'''Marquess''': Oh, wait a second, I'm thinking of Charles Durning. Dabney Coleman's still alive.\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Yung''': We don't have to tell him that.
** After Yung and Marquess leaves the room:
--->'''Pigeon''': Nobody go through my shit when I'm dead.
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-->'''Marquess''': Mmm? Mmm. She just couldn't pull it off?\\off.\\
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* Pigeon snarking at Buzz Aldrin's death when he flys out of the Mystery Mobile after the crash.
-->'''Mike''': ''(to Buzz Aldrin on the ground)'' Wake up.\\
'''Pigeon''': ''(seeing)'' Well, he can't because he's dead.\\
'''Yung''': Oh, my God!\\
'''Pigeon''': You know, at least he beat Neil Armstrong to something.\\
'''Yung''': Neil Armstrong already died.\\
'''Pigeon''': Really? When did that happen?\\
'''Yung''': A few years ago.\\
'''Pigeon''': Huh. Always a bridesmaid.
-->'''Mike''': ''(to Buzz Aldrin on the ground)'' Wake up.\\
'''Pigeon''': ''(seeing)'' Well, he can't because he's dead.\\
'''Yung''': Oh, my God!\\
'''Pigeon''': You know, at least he beat Neil Armstrong to something.\\
'''Yung''': Neil Armstrong already died.\\
'''Pigeon''': Really? When did that happen?\\
'''Yung''': A few years ago.\\
'''Pigeon''': Huh. Always a bridesmaid.
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* Marquess trying to convince Mike to not fly a rocket to the moon:
-->'''Marquess''': Michael, you can't do this alone.\\
'''Mike''': [[InsaneTrollLogic If you go with me to space, that would make you an astronaut. Then I might try and kill you.]]\\
'''Marquess''': No, I - No, I mean you can't operate a rocket. You don't know anything about it\\
'''Mike''': Marquess, I guess you could come, because you're already dead, so I can't kill you.\\
'''Marquess''': Okay, uh, ''(facepalms)'' again, I wasn't offering to go with you.\\
-->'''Marquess''': Michael, you can't do this alone.\\
'''Mike''': [[InsaneTrollLogic If you go with me to space, that would make you an astronaut. Then I might try and kill you.]]\\
'''Marquess''': No, I - No, I mean you can't operate a rocket. You don't know anything about it\\
'''Mike''': Marquess, I guess you could come, because you're already dead, so I can't kill you.\\
'''Marquess''': Okay, uh, ''(facepalms)'' again, I wasn't offering to go with you.\\
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* Mike explaining why he cares about magic:
-->'''Mike''': I have been through some real hard times, and to get through them, I believe that there is something out there. Like, um, someone had a plan for me. That my life had a purpose.\\
'''Yung''': You mean, like, God?\\
'''Mike''': No, not that fairytale stuff, honey. I'm talking about leprechauns.\\
'''Marquess''': Oh, my.
* Mike punching Criss Angel because he thinks it's mean that Criss is tricking kids into thinking he does real magic when he's just an illusionist.
-->'''Mike''': Stop abusing kids!
* Mike recalling his time he saw a leprechaun at the Emerald Isle Bar & Grill to one of the staffs:
-->'''Mike''': I was here one time, and the whole place was decorated in green. And everyone here was wearing green. And the beer was green. And it was crazy how everything was green. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I think it was Valentine's Day or something.]]
* While Mike is talking to the Old Wizard at the parking garage, there's a car behind him honking at him to move:
-->'''Yung''': Well, if [the Old Wizard's] banned from the casino, how can he gamble again?\\
'''Pigeon''': I know a game, a little more private.\\
'''Marquess''': Okay, if we're gonna keep talking, we should get out of line.\\
'''Mike''': The one at the Sahara?\\
'''Pigeon''': Oh, no, I'm banned from that one.\\
'''Mike''': The one at Imperial?\\
'''Marquess''': ''(referring to Mike not moving)'' This is just insensitive.\\
'''Pigeon''': No. A bunch of guys got stabbed at that one.\\
'''Mike''': The one at the Mandalay Bay?\\
'''Pigeon''': There isn't one at Mandalay Bay. And... stop guessing! I could have told you where it was 45 mintues ago.\\
'''Marquess''': Just pay the ticket and pull out of here, and we can come back and talk to this man.\\
'''Mike''': ''(to Pigeon)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint The one at Camelot?]]\\
''(the car behind the Mystery Mobile continues to honk)''\\
'''Mike''': Stop honking! ''(gets out of the car)''\\
'''Marquess''': Mike! Mike! Mike!\\
'''Yung''': Dad, where are you going?\\
'''Marquess''': It's our fault! This is insanity.\\
'''Woman''': Get your car out of there! I gotta take [[BrickJoke [Criss Angel]]] to the hospital!\\
'''Mike''': How was I supposed to know you had to go to the hospital, you idiot?\\
'''Woman''': Why the hell does it take you an hour to get out of the parking garage?\\
'''Mike''': Cause I was having a conversation with a wizard!\\
'''Marquess''': Oh, just get back in the car, Michael. Michael, just get back in the car!
** While Mike and the woman are arguing, Yung tries to ignore it by reading a magazine while Pigeon turns away and covers his eyes.
-->'''Mike''': I have been through some real hard times, and to get through them, I believe that there is something out there. Like, um, someone had a plan for me. That my life had a purpose.\\
'''Yung''': You mean, like, God?\\
'''Mike''': No, not that fairytale stuff, honey. I'm talking about leprechauns.\\
'''Marquess''': Oh, my.
* Mike punching Criss Angel because he thinks it's mean that Criss is tricking kids into thinking he does real magic when he's just an illusionist.
-->'''Mike''': Stop abusing kids!
* Mike recalling his time he saw a leprechaun at the Emerald Isle Bar & Grill to one of the staffs:
-->'''Mike''': I was here one time, and the whole place was decorated in green. And everyone here was wearing green. And the beer was green. And it was crazy how everything was green. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I think it was Valentine's Day or something.]]
* While Mike is talking to the Old Wizard at the parking garage, there's a car behind him honking at him to move:
-->'''Yung''': Well, if [the Old Wizard's] banned from the casino, how can he gamble again?\\
'''Pigeon''': I know a game, a little more private.\\
'''Marquess''': Okay, if we're gonna keep talking, we should get out of line.\\
'''Mike''': The one at the Sahara?\\
'''Pigeon''': Oh, no, I'm banned from that one.\\
'''Mike''': The one at Imperial?\\
'''Marquess''': ''(referring to Mike not moving)'' This is just insensitive.\\
'''Pigeon''': No. A bunch of guys got stabbed at that one.\\
'''Mike''': The one at the Mandalay Bay?\\
'''Pigeon''': There isn't one at Mandalay Bay. And... stop guessing! I could have told you where it was 45 mintues ago.\\
'''Marquess''': Just pay the ticket and pull out of here, and we can come back and talk to this man.\\
'''Mike''': ''(to Pigeon)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint The one at Camelot?]]\\
''(the car behind the Mystery Mobile continues to honk)''\\
'''Mike''': Stop honking! ''(gets out of the car)''\\
'''Marquess''': Mike! Mike! Mike!\\
'''Yung''': Dad, where are you going?\\
'''Marquess''': It's our fault! This is insanity.\\
'''Woman''': Get your car out of there! I gotta take [[BrickJoke [Criss Angel]]] to the hospital!\\
'''Mike''': How was I supposed to know you had to go to the hospital, you idiot?\\
'''Woman''': Why the hell does it take you an hour to get out of the parking garage?\\
'''Mike''': Cause I was having a conversation with a wizard!\\
'''Marquess''': Oh, just get back in the car, Michael. Michael, just get back in the car!
** While Mike and the woman are arguing, Yung tries to ignore it by reading a magazine while Pigeon turns away and covers his eyes.
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* Mike and the gang traveling to Nicaragua:
-->'''Mike''': To the Mystery Airline!\\
'''Pigeon''': You bought a plane?\\
'''Mike''': Don't be stupid, I can't afford a plane. But I got a shitload of miles on Delta.\\
''(cut to a plane flying and then Mike and the gang in China)''\\
'''Mike''': Okay, let's find Wang Jing and help him build the largest canal in the world.\\
'''Yung''': Then we need to be in Nicaragua.\\
'''Marquess''': Yeah. [[EpicFail 'Cause the note was in Chinese, but the canal is in Nicaragua.]]\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Mike''': Well, in that case, back to the Mystery Airline. But it won't be Delta, because I used up all my miles on Delta.\\
''(cut to a different plane flying and Mike and the gang waiting in Wang Jing's office)''\\
'''Pigeon''': [[SarcasmMode Well, what fun! To be on a plane that long.]]
-->'''Mike''': To the Mystery Airline!\\
'''Pigeon''': You bought a plane?\\
'''Mike''': Don't be stupid, I can't afford a plane. But I got a shitload of miles on Delta.\\
''(cut to a plane flying and then Mike and the gang in China)''\\
'''Mike''': Okay, let's find Wang Jing and help him build the largest canal in the world.\\
'''Yung''': Then we need to be in Nicaragua.\\
'''Marquess''': Yeah. [[EpicFail 'Cause the note was in Chinese, but the canal is in Nicaragua.]]\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Mike''': Well, in that case, back to the Mystery Airline. But it won't be Delta, because I used up all my miles on Delta.\\
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'''Pigeon''': [[SarcasmMode Well, what fun! To be on a plane that long.]]
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* Pigeon telling Marquess about Gregor:
-->'''Pigeon''': He's a famous gangster. Like, he does serious horrible stuff. Murder, human trafficking...\\
'''Marquess''': ''(gasps)''\\
'''Pigeon''': But, also stuff that shouldn't even be illegal. Like gambling and drugs. So, a flawed human being, just like the rest of us.
** Pigeon calling Gregor to get Yung back:
--->'''Pigeon''': ''(on the phone)'' Gregor, it's me. Do you have Yung Hee? This is your fault as much as mine. I have a gambling problem, you're an enabler. Who are the Spurs playing tonight, by the way? Really, I'll take them and the points.
-->'''Pigeon''': He's a famous gangster. Like, he does serious horrible stuff. Murder, human trafficking...\\
'''Marquess''': ''(gasps)''\\
'''Pigeon''': But, also stuff that shouldn't even be illegal. Like gambling and drugs. So, a flawed human being, just like the rest of us.
** Pigeon calling Gregor to get Yung back:
--->'''Pigeon''': ''(on the phone)'' Gregor, it's me. Do you have Yung Hee? This is your fault as much as mine. I have a gambling problem, you're an enabler. Who are the Spurs playing tonight, by the way? Really, I'll take them and the points.
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