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* Mike teaching Cait and Gary how to use stairs.
* The interviews:
-->'''Mike''': I don't know; the price tag, and those stairs, made me very concerned.
-->'''Marquees''': We don't have to look at any more houses. This is the one. Mystery solved.
-->'''Pigeon''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well I think Caitlin has pretty good tits.]]
* The interviews:
-->'''Mike''': I don't know; the price tag, and those stairs, made me very concerned.
-->'''Marquees''': We don't have to look at any more houses. This is the one. Mystery solved.
-->'''Pigeon''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well I think Caitlin has pretty good tits.]]
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'''Mike''': Is that why you [[MistakenForJunkie drinkin' and druggin']], [[{{Gayngst}}because you have so much shame?]]\\
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'''Mike''': Is that why you [[MistakenForJunkie drinkin' and druggin']], [[{{Gayngst}}because [[{{Gayngst}} because you have so much shame?]]\\
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'''Mike''': Is that why you [[MistakenForJunkie drinkin' and druggin']], because you have so much shame?\\
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'''Mike''': Is that why you [[MistakenForJunkie drinkin' and druggin']], because [[{{Gayngst}}because you have so much shame?\\shame?]]\\
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'''Pigeon''': Is this about the pot?\\
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'''Pigeon''': Is this about the pot?\\pot? Because it's basically legal now.\\
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* The entire exchange with Trevor Burbank.
** His reappearance in TheStinger.
* "Deep Blue! Did you shit on my carpet?!"
** His reappearance in TheStinger.
* "Deep Blue! Did you shit on my carpet?!"
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* "Deep Blue! Did you shit on my carpet?!"
* The entire exchange with Trevor Burbank.
** His reappearance in TheStinger.
* The entire exchange with Trevor Burbank.
** His reappearance in TheStinger.
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* The entire exchange with Trevor Burbank.
** His reappearance in TheStinger.
* Pigeon trying to make a joke out of a black guy [[note]] Mike [[/note]], a gay guy [[note]] Marquees [[/note]], and an Asian girl [[note]] Yung [[/note]] going to a restaurant.
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* Pigeon trying to make a joke out of a black guy [[note]] Mike [[/note]], a gay guy [[note]] Marquees [[/note]], and an Asian girl [[note]] Yung [[/note]] going to a restaurant.
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* When Mike, Yung, and Marquess returns home and find Pigeon [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown masturbating in the living room on Yung's laptop]]:
-->'''Pigeon''': Don't you people knock?\\
'''Mike''': Pigeon, you're home!\\
'''Pigeon''': Yeah, I'll be out of here soon. I just came home to get some stuff.\\
'''Yung''': Then why are you masturbating on my computer?\\
'''Pigeon''': Oh. Well, my phone is charging, what am I supposed to do?
-->'''Pigeon''': Don't you people knock?\\
'''Mike''': Pigeon, you're home!\\
'''Pigeon''': Yeah, I'll be out of here soon. I just came home to get some stuff.\\
'''Yung''': Then why are you masturbating on my computer?\\
'''Pigeon''': Oh. Well, my phone is charging, what am I supposed to do?
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* When Mike, Yung, and Marquess returns home and find Pigeon [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown masturbating in the living room on Yung's laptop]]:
-->'''Pigeon''': Don't you people knock?\\
'''Mike''': Pigeon, you're home!\\
'''Pigeon''': Yeah, I'll be out of here soon. I just came home to get some stuff.\\
'''Yung''': Then why are you masturbating on my computer?\\
'''Pigeon''': Oh. Well, my phone is charging, what am I supposed to do?
-->'''Pigeon''': Don't you people knock?\\
'''Mike''': Pigeon, you're home!\\
'''Pigeon''': Yeah, I'll be out of here soon. I just came home to get some stuff.\\
'''Yung''': Then why are you masturbating on my computer?\\
'''Pigeon''': Oh. Well, my phone is charging, what am I supposed to do?
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* Mike loudly singing as he wakes up in the morning naked which can be heard by his teammates. He even goes on his balcony to sing naked in view of his neighbors.
* Pigeon's reaction to Mike throwing all their food away:
-->'''Pigeon''': He's going crazy. I told you this was going to happen. He's gonna murder us all. He's like that tiger and we're Siegfried and Roy. I knew it was only a matter of time. You can't just live with a wild animal and not expect it to one day try to eat you.
* Marquess dressing Yung for her date which consist of her wearing her tracksuit, a blue coat, a fedora, sunglasses, a big black purse, leopard boots, and a red belt.
-->'''Marquess''': What do you think? And don't say you need a walking stick because you don't. ''({{Beat}})'' Ah, well, maybe you do. ''(gives Yung a walking stick)'' Oh, yeah. You needed the walking stick.
** In the end, Yung just wore her tracksuit while Marquess were the other clothing.
-->'''Marquess''': Mmm? She just couldn't pull it off?\\
''(Marquess struts down the hallway just as Pigeon walks out of the bathroom)''\\
'''Pigeon''': Good Lord, you're a freak.\\
'''Marquess''': Stop it.
* Pigeon's reaction to Mike throwing all their food away:
-->'''Pigeon''': He's going crazy. I told you this was going to happen. He's gonna murder us all. He's like that tiger and we're Siegfried and Roy. I knew it was only a matter of time. You can't just live with a wild animal and not expect it to one day try to eat you.
* Marquess dressing Yung for her date which consist of her wearing her tracksuit, a blue coat, a fedora, sunglasses, a big black purse, leopard boots, and a red belt.
-->'''Marquess''': What do you think? And don't say you need a walking stick because you don't. ''({{Beat}})'' Ah, well, maybe you do. ''(gives Yung a walking stick)'' Oh, yeah. You needed the walking stick.
** In the end, Yung just wore her tracksuit while Marquess were the other clothing.
-->'''Marquess''': Mmm? She just couldn't pull it off?\\
''(Marquess struts down the hallway just as Pigeon walks out of the bathroom)''\\
'''Pigeon''': Good Lord, you're a freak.\\
'''Marquess''': Stop it.
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* Pigeon's "antidote" to help Yung from becoming a werewolf:
-->'''Pigeon''': Okay, okay. I know what we can do. But you're not gonna like it.\\
'''Yung''': What?\\
'''Pigeon''': Well, you're gonna have to take off all your clothes. Then, you'll let me take a bunch of pictures of you. Then, we put them on the internet. Put them on, uh, a pay site though, you know? And we really play up the Asian angle.\\
'''Marquess''': I'm sorry. How is that an antidote to becoming a werewolf?\\
'''Pigeon''': It's not. Come on, it's just to lighten the mood. You guys getting so serious.\\
'''Marquess''': Oh, my goodness.
* Mike trying to shoot a silver bullet in Yung's heart when they think she might turn into a werewolf.
-->'''Mike''': Now give me that bullet, Marquess, so I can shoot Yung in the heart.\\
'''Yung''': You're all insane! ''(runs away)''\\
'''Mike''': That's the werewolf talking.\\
''(Mike chases Yung through the house)''\\
'''Mike''': Hold still, Yee. I'm trying to help you.\\
'''Yung''': My name's not Yee!
-->'''Pigeon''': Okay, okay. I know what we can do. But you're not gonna like it.\\
'''Yung''': What?\\
'''Pigeon''': Well, you're gonna have to take off all your clothes. Then, you'll let me take a bunch of pictures of you. Then, we put them on the internet. Put them on, uh, a pay site though, you know? And we really play up the Asian angle.\\
'''Marquess''': I'm sorry. How is that an antidote to becoming a werewolf?\\
'''Pigeon''': It's not. Come on, it's just to lighten the mood. You guys getting so serious.\\
'''Marquess''': Oh, my goodness.
* Mike trying to shoot a silver bullet in Yung's heart when they think she might turn into a werewolf.
-->'''Mike''': Now give me that bullet, Marquess, so I can shoot Yung in the heart.\\
'''Yung''': You're all insane! ''(runs away)''\\
'''Mike''': That's the werewolf talking.\\
''(Mike chases Yung through the house)''\\
'''Mike''': Hold still, Yee. I'm trying to help you.\\
'''Yung''': My name's not Yee!
* Mike accidentally sucking Pigeon into the vacuum cleaner. [[NoodleIncident Again.]]
* Marquess bringing in a new mystery message and Pigeon snarking at him:
-->'''Marquess''': Mystery Team, guess what I have in my hands?\\
'''Pigeon''': Your resignation letter.\\
'''Marquess''': No!\\
'''Pigeon''': Your suicide note.\\
'''Marquess''': Hey, what! What is wrong with you?\\
'''Pigeon''': A drawing of your penis to scale.\\
'''Marquess''': Oh, oh, okay. Because it's small. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Okay, very clever.]] No! It's a mystery.
* Marquess bringing in a new mystery message and Pigeon snarking at him:
-->'''Marquess''': Mystery Team, guess what I have in my hands?\\
'''Pigeon''': Your resignation letter.\\
'''Marquess''': No!\\
'''Pigeon''': Your suicide note.\\
'''Marquess''': Hey, what! What is wrong with you?\\
'''Pigeon''': A drawing of your penis to scale.\\
'''Marquess''': Oh, oh, okay. Because it's small. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Okay, very clever.]] No! It's a mystery.
* Pigeon and Deezy getting into an argument:
-->'''Pigeon''': You better be careful, Mike. This guy's gonna water down your brand.\\
'''Deezy''': Oh, you've got a lot of opinions.\\
'''Pigeon''': Yeah, I do.\\
'''Deezy''': A lot of words come out of such a small beak.\\
'''Pigeon''': Yeah, well, you're an idiot.\\
'''Deezy''': You know what I'd like to do? Deep fry your ass and eat you for dinner.\\
'''Pigeon''': Oh, you eat pigeon, do ya? You know who else eats pigeon? Filthy homeless people.\\
'''Mike''': I once ate a parrot. Oh, man. My friend was so mad. I didn't know!
-->'''Pigeon''': You better be careful, Mike. This guy's gonna water down your brand.\\
'''Deezy''': Oh, you've got a lot of opinions.\\
'''Pigeon''': Yeah, I do.\\
'''Deezy''': A lot of words come out of such a small beak.\\
'''Pigeon''': Yeah, well, you're an idiot.\\
'''Deezy''': You know what I'd like to do? Deep fry your ass and eat you for dinner.\\
'''Pigeon''': Oh, you eat pigeon, do ya? You know who else eats pigeon? Filthy homeless people.\\
'''Mike''': I once ate a parrot. Oh, man. My friend was so mad. I didn't know!
* Mike's first words to Chainsaw Charlie who's about to kill Mrs. Ensler with a chainsaw:
-->'''Mike''': Hey! Put that down, you dumb fucking lunatic!
-->'''Mike''': Hey! Put that down, you dumb fucking lunatic!
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* Marquess' poor attempt at a humor:
-->'''Mike''': I guess if there's a silver lining, it's that tomorrow I'm gonna wake up with no bites.\\
'''Yung''': And at least I can go to sleep tonight and not have to worry about getting molested.\\
'''Marquess''': ''(chuckles)'' Well, I'm still here. ''(laughs)''\\
'''Yung''': ''(digusted sighs)''\\
'''Marquess''': Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, my goodness, that's such a poor attempt at humor.\\
''(Mike and Yung leave the room)''\\
'''Marquess''': Oh, my... See you all in the morning. Hmm. It's probably going to be awkward in the morning because of that joke I just made. ''(to himself)'' Why do you try to be funny, hmm? You have diarrhea of the mouth. This is why you don't have any friends. Ugh. I'll be playing that scene over and over all night. I won't be able to get any sleep. I'm gonna wake up looking like hell. Oh, I got to call that dermatologist. "Well, I'm still here." What were you thinking?
** Marquess meeting Mike and Yung in the morning:
--->'''Marquess''': Morning.\\
''(Mike and Yung walk past Marquess without saying a word)''\\
'''Marquess''': Oh. Uh... How many times do I have to apologize? I was kidding! It was a joke. And I don't tell good jokes.
-->'''Mike''': I guess if there's a silver lining, it's that tomorrow I'm gonna wake up with no bites.\\
'''Yung''': And at least I can go to sleep tonight and not have to worry about getting molested.\\
'''Marquess''': ''(chuckles)'' Well, I'm still here. ''(laughs)''\\
'''Yung''': ''(digusted sighs)''\\
'''Marquess''': Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, my goodness, that's such a poor attempt at humor.\\
''(Mike and Yung leave the room)''\\
'''Marquess''': Oh, my... See you all in the morning. Hmm. It's probably going to be awkward in the morning because of that joke I just made. ''(to himself)'' Why do you try to be funny, hmm? You have diarrhea of the mouth. This is why you don't have any friends. Ugh. I'll be playing that scene over and over all night. I won't be able to get any sleep. I'm gonna wake up looking like hell. Oh, I got to call that dermatologist. "Well, I'm still here." What were you thinking?
** Marquess meeting Mike and Yung in the morning:
--->'''Marquess''': Morning.\\
''(Mike and Yung walk past Marquess without saying a word)''\\
'''Marquess''': Oh. Uh... How many times do I have to apologize? I was kidding! It was a joke. And I don't tell good jokes.
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* Mike and the gang returning from their search for Pigeon:
-->'''Mike''': Man, no Pigeon. And we went to every strip club in Las Vegas.\\
'''Marquess''': Yeah, I don't know why we had to stay so long at each one.
-->'''Mike''': Man, no Pigeon. And we went to every strip club in Las Vegas.\\
'''Marquess''': Yeah, I don't know why we had to stay so long at each one.
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-->'''Marquess''': Yep, been there.
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** Mike trying to get used to calling Pigeon "Richard".
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** Mike trying to get used to calling Pigeon "Richard".by his real name.
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** Mike trying to get used to calling Pigeon "Richard".
--->'''Mike''': You know, man, I gotta get used to this. He doesn't look like a Richard, right? He looks like a pigeon, right? He looks like a pigeon, don't you think?
** Mike asking for Pigeon's real name again:
--->'''Mike''': What's your name again?\\
'''Pigeon''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis It's. Richard.]]\\
'''Mike''': Man, I'm telling you, you should change your name to "Pigeon".\\
'''Pigeon''': ''(Pigeon glares at Mike)''
--->'''Mike''': You know, man, I gotta get used to this. He doesn't look like a Richard, right? He looks like a pigeon, right? He looks like a pigeon, don't you think?
** Mike asking for Pigeon's real name again:
--->'''Mike''': What's your name again?\\
'''Pigeon''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis It's. Richard.]]\\
'''Mike''': Man, I'm telling you, you should change your name to "Pigeon".\\
'''Pigeon''': ''(Pigeon glares at Mike)''
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** Mike giving his speech in Wang's office:
-->'''Mike''': Maybe no ships will use it, maybe it will destroy the environment and bankrupt the country. And they could take away the expensive cars, and the houses, and the pretty girls, but they can never take away your title.\\
'''Marquess''': Well, um, technically, a title can be taken away for a multitude of reasons.\\
'''Mike''': Okay, that's true. Good point, Marquess. Point for you. But you get a point taken away for being a dick. So, back to zero.\\
'''Marquess''': ''(FascinatingEyebrow)''
-->'''Mike''': Maybe no ships will use it, maybe it will destroy the environment and bankrupt the country. And they could take away the expensive cars, and the houses, and the pretty girls, but they can never take away your title.\\
'''Marquess''': Well, um, technically, a title can be taken away for a multitude of reasons.\\
'''Mike''': Okay, that's true. Good point, Marquess. Point for you. But you get a point taken away for being a dick. So, back to zero.\\
'''Marquess''': ''(FascinatingEyebrow)''
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-->'''Pigeon''': (about to smoke a joint) What?!
'''Marquees''': Michael, you can do this.
'''Mike''': You can't live here anymore.
'''Pigeon''': (chuckles) What?!
'''Mike''': You can't live here anymore!
'''Pigeon''': Is this about the pot?
'''Mike''': No, it's not about the pot.
'''Marquees''': Michael, you can do this.
'''Mike''': You can't live here anymore.
'''Pigeon''': (chuckles) What?!
'''Mike''': You can't live here anymore!
'''Pigeon''': Is this about the pot?
'''Mike''': No, it's not about the pot.
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-->'''Pigeon''': (about to smoke a joint) What?!
What?!\\
'''Marquees''': Michael, you can dothis.
this.\\
'''Mike''': You can't live hereanymore.
anymore.\\
'''Pigeon''': (chuckles)What?!
What?!\\
'''Mike''': You can't live hereanymore!
anymore!\\
'''Pigeon''': Is this about thepot?
pot?\\
'''Mike''': No, it's not about the pot.\\
'''Marquees''': Michael, you can do
'''Mike''': You can't live here
'''Pigeon''': (chuckles)
'''Mike''': You can't live here
'''Pigeon''': Is this about the
'''Mike''': No, it's not about the pot.\\
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'''Mike''': No, it's not that either!
'''Pigeon''': WELL THEN WHAT IS IT?!
'''Mike''': It's because...you're a disgusting filthy creature with mites all over you, and they're biting me, and I can't take it anymore!
'''Pigeon''': WELL THEN WHAT IS IT?!
'''Mike''': It's because...you're a disgusting filthy creature with mites all over you, and they're biting me, and I can't take it anymore!
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'''Mike''': No, it's not that either!
either!\\
'''Pigeon''': WELL THEN WHAT ISIT?!
IT?!\\
'''Mike''': It's because...you're a disgusting filthy creature with mites all over you, and they're biting me, and I can't take itanymore!anymore!\\
'''Pigeon''': WELL THEN WHAT IS
'''Mike''': It's because...you're a disgusting filthy creature with mites all over you, and they're biting me, and I can't take it
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* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is ADOLF HITLER!"]]
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* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is is]] ''[[GodwinsLaw ADOLF HITLER!"]]
HITLER!"]]''
* "Deep Blue! Did you shit on my carpet?!"
* The entire exchange with Trevor Burbank.
** His reappearance in TheStinger.
* "Deep Blue! Did you shit on my carpet?!"
* The entire exchange with Trevor Burbank.
** His reappearance in TheStinger.
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* Fight or Flight
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* Fight or Flight
Flight.
* [[DontAsk Pigeon agrees that Americans would want to see a movie about an Asian-American girl learning to live with a leprechaun living inside her.]]
* [[DontAsk Pigeon agrees that Americans would want to see a movie about an Asian-American girl learning to live with a leprechaun living inside her.]]
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-->'''Pigeon''': Is it about the video camera I hooked up in Yung Hee's bathroom?\\
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-->'''Pigeon''': (about to smoke a joint) What?!
'''Marquees''': Michael, you can do this.
'''Mike''': You can't live here anymore.
'''Pigeon''': (chuckles) What?!
'''Mike''': You can't live here anymore!
'''Pigeon''': Is this about the pot?
'''Mike''': No, it's not about the pot.
'''Pigeon''': Is it about the video camera I hooked up in Yung Hee's bathroom?\\
'''Marquees''': Michael, you can do this.
'''Mike''': You can't live here anymore.
'''Pigeon''': (chuckles) What?!
'''Mike''': You can't live here anymore!
'''Pigeon''': Is this about the pot?
'''Mike''': No, it's not about the pot.
'''Pigeon''': Is it about the video camera I hooked up in Yung Hee's bathroom?\\
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'''Mike''': No, it's not that either.
** When Mike tells him he can't live here because he might be causing his mite bites which leads to Pigeon's ClusterFBomb:
--->'''Pigeon''': Seriously? You're kicking me out of your house because of your fucking bites? You were the fucking heavyweight champion of the world, and now you can't stand a little itching? You can't put some fucking calamine lotion on there? Well fuck you. Heh! I'm gonna go find a better place to live without a fucking ghost.\\
** When Mike tells him he can't live here because he might be causing his mite bites which leads to Pigeon's ClusterFBomb:
--->'''Pigeon''': Seriously? You're kicking me out of your house because of your fucking bites? You were the fucking heavyweight champion of the world, and now you can't stand a little itching? You can't put some fucking calamine lotion on there? Well fuck you. Heh! I'm gonna go find a better place to live without a fucking ghost.\\
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'''Mike''': No, it's not that either.
** When Mike tells him heeither!
'''Pigeon''': WELL THEN WHAT IS IT?!
'''Mike''': It's because...you're a disgusting filthy creature with mites all over you, and they're biting me, and I can'tlive here because he might be causing his mite bites which leads to Pigeon's ClusterFBomb:
--->'''Pigeon''': Seriously?take it anymore!
'''Pigeon''': Seriously?! You're kicking me out of your house because of your fuckingbites? bites?! You were the fucking heavyweight champion of the world, and now you can't stand a little itching? itching?1 You can't put some fucking calamine lotion on there? there?! Well fuck you. Heh! I'm gonna go find a better place to live without a fucking ghost.\\
** When Mike tells him he
'''Pigeon''': WELL THEN WHAT IS IT?!
'''Mike''': It's because...you're a disgusting filthy creature with mites all over you, and they're biting me, and I can't
--->'''Pigeon''': Seriously?
'''Pigeon''': Seriously?! You're kicking me out of your house because of your fucking
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'''Pigeon''': With a fucking hot Asian\\
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'''Pigeon''': With a fucking hot Asian\\Asian!\\
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* The dirty joke Pigeon finds on the Internet about a bishop having lunch with Winston Churchill.
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* Mike [[SkewedPriorities waits for the fax machine's confirmation bleep before]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext saving Mrs. Ensler from the man trying to murder her.]]
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* Mike [[SkewedPriorities waits for the fax machine's confirmation bleep before]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext saving Mrs. Ensler from the man trying to murder her.]]
* Mike's obsession with Hummus.
* Mike accidentally sucking Pigeon into the vacuum cleaner. [[NoodleIncident Again.]]
* Mike's obsession with Hummus.
* Mike accidentally sucking Pigeon into the vacuum cleaner. [[NoodleIncident Again.]]
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* Pigeon reading the patients' files of the sex addicts and comes to realize that he's a sex addict.
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* Pigeon reading the patients' files of the sex addicts and comes to realize that he's a sex addict.addict.
** He then tells Mrs. Ensler this in the most deadpan tone possible.
* Mike [[SkewedPriorities waits for the fax machine's confirmation bleep before]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext saving Mrs. Ensler from the man trying to murder her.]]
** He then tells Mrs. Ensler this in the most deadpan tone possible.
* Mike [[SkewedPriorities waits for the fax machine's confirmation bleep before]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext saving Mrs. Ensler from the man trying to murder her.]]
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* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is]] '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext ADOLF HITLER!]]'''"
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* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is]] '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext is ADOLF HITLER!]]'''"
HITLER!"]]
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* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is]] '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext ADOLF HITLER!]]'''"]]
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* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is]] '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext ADOLF HITLER!]]'''"]]
HITLER!]]'''"
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* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is]] '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext ADOLF HITLER!"''']]
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* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is]] '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext ADOLF HITLER!"''']]
HITLER!]]'''"]]
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* "Dee-doo-doo-doo-doo...BOBBY FICHER?! (beat) WHERE THE HELL IS HIS BRAIN??!!"
* [[MakesSenseInContext "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is ADOLF HITLER!"]]
* [[MakesSenseInContext "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is ADOLF HITLER!"]]
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* "Dee-doo-doo-doo-doo..."Dee-dee-doo-doo-doo...what the hell is this? ...BOBBY FICHER?! (beat) WHERE THE HELL IS HIS BRAIN??!!"
*[[MakesSenseInContext [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is is]] '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext ADOLF HITLER!"]]
HITLER!"''']]
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* [[MakesSenseInContext "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is Adolf Hitler!"]]
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* [[MakesSenseInContext "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is Adolf Hitler!"]]
ADOLF HITLER!"]]
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''(Mike looks at the empty beer cans, cigarette butts, prescription medications and bottles, and a bong around the living)''\\
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''(Mike looks at the empty beer cans, cigarette butts, prescription medications and bottles, and a bong around the living)''\\living room)''\\
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[[AC: Ty-Stunned]]Ty-Stunned]]
* Mike [[MistakenForGay mistaking Yung for a lesbian]] because she's watching the WNBA.
-->'''Mike''': Oh, my God! Are you a lesbian?\\
'''Yung''': No, I'm not a lesbian.\\
'''Mike''': You're a lesbian and you're afraid to come out to me.\\
''(Mike looks at the empty beer cans, cigarette butts, prescription medications and bottles, and a bong around the living)''\\
'''Mike''': Is that why you [[MistakenForJunkie drinkin' and druggin']], because you have so much shame?\\
'''Yung''': This is all Pigeon's, not me.\\
'''Mike''': Yung, I will love you no matter who you choose to lay with.
* Pigeon and Jeezy's reaction to seeing the mutilated body of Dr. Ensler:
** When the gang sees the body for the first time in the study:
--->'''Pigeon''': Holy fuck! They cut off his head! Oh, my fucking God. What is that? Is that his dick? They cut off his dick and stuck it in his mouth! What the fuck! Where are his feet?
** When Pigeon goes back to the study to retrieve Dr. Ensler's laptop in his desk:
--->'''Pigeon:''' Oh, for Christ's sakes! What is this?! IT'S HIS STOMACH! Holy shit, they cut off his hands! What the fuck! [[BrickJoke Found his feet!]]
** When Mike's agent, Deezy, goes inside the study to retrieve Dr. Ensler's keys:
--->'''Deezy''': Oh, my Lord! Why would people do this? Who did this? Hell, no! Hell, no!
* Marquess constantly telling Mike that they need to call the police to handle the mystery.
-->'''Maruqess''': So, still, no one is calling the police. I mean, there is a savagely mutilated body just sitting in that house and no one has been notified. Okay.
* Pigeon reading the patients' files of the sex addicts and comes to realize that he's a sex addict.
* Mike [[MistakenForGay mistaking Yung for a lesbian]] because she's watching the WNBA.
-->'''Mike''': Oh, my God! Are you a lesbian?\\
'''Yung''': No, I'm not a lesbian.\\
'''Mike''': You're a lesbian and you're afraid to come out to me.\\
''(Mike looks at the empty beer cans, cigarette butts, prescription medications and bottles, and a bong around the living)''\\
'''Mike''': Is that why you [[MistakenForJunkie drinkin' and druggin']], because you have so much shame?\\
'''Yung''': This is all Pigeon's, not me.\\
'''Mike''': Yung, I will love you no matter who you choose to lay with.
* Pigeon and Jeezy's reaction to seeing the mutilated body of Dr. Ensler:
** When the gang sees the body for the first time in the study:
--->'''Pigeon''': Holy fuck! They cut off his head! Oh, my fucking God. What is that? Is that his dick? They cut off his dick and stuck it in his mouth! What the fuck! Where are his feet?
** When Pigeon goes back to the study to retrieve Dr. Ensler's laptop in his desk:
--->'''Pigeon:''' Oh, for Christ's sakes! What is this?! IT'S HIS STOMACH! Holy shit, they cut off his hands! What the fuck! [[BrickJoke Found his feet!]]
** When Mike's agent, Deezy, goes inside the study to retrieve Dr. Ensler's keys:
--->'''Deezy''': Oh, my Lord! Why would people do this? Who did this? Hell, no! Hell, no!
* Marquess constantly telling Mike that they need to call the police to handle the mystery.
-->'''Maruqess''': So, still, no one is calling the police. I mean, there is a savagely mutilated body just sitting in that house and no one has been notified. Okay.
* Pigeon reading the patients' files of the sex addicts and comes to realize that he's a sex addict.
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* Mike trying to give Yung Hee a matching tattoo.
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* Mike trying to give Yung Hee a matching tattoo.[[EpicFail matching]] [[BlackFace tattoo]].
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* [[MakesSenseInContext "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is ''Adolf Hitler!''"]]
Adolf Hitler!"]]
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'''Yung''': His name is ''Elon Musk'' and he sad "no". He was trying to stop you, and you hit him and might have killed him. I feel sick.\\
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'''Yung''': His name is ''Elon Musk'' and he sad said "no". He was trying to stop you, and you hit him and might have killed him. I feel sick.\\
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* "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is ''Adolf Hitler!''"]]
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* [[MakesSenseInContext "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is ''Adolf Hitler!''"]]
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* "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is ''Adolf Hitler!''"
Hitler!''"]]
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-->'''Mike''': Oh, no. What if I went blind? I can't face life if I'm blind! Oh, yeah! I'll rely on my other senses! I'll rely on my sense of humor! I'll say shit like, [[DisabledSnarker "So what if I'm blind? At least I don't have to look at your ugly face!"]] ''(laughs)''
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-->'''Mike''': Oh, no. What if I went blind? I can't face life if I'm blind! Oh, yeah! I'll rely on my other senses! [[InsaneTrollLogic I'll rely on my sense of humor! humor!]] I'll say shit like, [[DisabledSnarker "So what if I'm blind? At least I don't have to look at your ugly face!"]] ''(laughs)''
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* Mike's entire speech about hats.
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* Mike's entire speech about hats.hats to a class of graduating college students:
-->'''Mike''': I bet you guys think I'm gonna talk to you about getting back up after getting knocked down in life. But I'm not. I'm gonna talk to you about hats. Not those square hats like the one you guys are wearing, which, by the way, I can't believe you're all wearing the same hat. That is tripping me out, man. Does everybody here wear the same hat in Miami? It's like a square hat with a string [[note]] graduation cap [[/note]]. I never, ever in my life seen a hat like that. Are you all wearing the same clothes too? Is this some kind of religious school? What the fuck is going on here?
-->'''Mike''': I bet you guys think I'm gonna talk to you about getting back up after getting knocked down in life. But I'm not. I'm gonna talk to you about hats. Not those square hats like the one you guys are wearing, which, by the way, I can't believe you're all wearing the same hat. That is tripping me out, man. Does everybody here wear the same hat in Miami? It's like a square hat with a string [[note]] graduation cap [[/note]]. I never, ever in my life seen a hat like that. Are you all wearing the same clothes too? Is this some kind of religious school? What the fuck is going on here?
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* Mike's attempt at trying to be rational with Marquess being deadpan towards him:
-->'''Marquess''': Michael, try to calm down. Just breathe, okay? Let's be rational.\\
'''Mike''': I've killed 10 astronaut, Marquess. Okay. Think rationally.\\
'''Marquess''': Good.\\
'''Mike''': Do I have anything against astronauts? No way. Because when I became heavyweight champion of the world, it was my dream that an astronaut might take me to other worlds...\\
'''Marquess''': Mm-hmm.\\
'''Mike''': ...for me to be heavyweight champion of those worlds, too.\\
'''Marquess''': Okay.\\
'''Mike''': I love astronauts.\\
'''Marquess''': Uh, okay.\\
'''Mike''': So why am I killing astronauts?\\
'''Marquess''': Work through it.\\
'''Mike''': Think rationally.\\
'''Marquess''': Okay, good.\\
'''Mike''': I used to be filled with so much rage, I wanted to kill everyone.\\
'''Marquess''': Uh... uh, no.\\
'''Mike''': But I replaced that rage with love.\\
'''Marquess''': No.\\
'''Mike''': ''(getting mad)'' But now it's coming back and it's focused on astronauts!\\
'''Marquess''': Rage down.\\
'''Mike''': I know what's happening. The government has implanted a chip in me.\\
'''Marquess''': Nope, the government didn't do that.\\
'''Mike''': And that chip is making me kill astronauts!\\
'''Marquess''': Nope, I guarantee there's no chip in you.\\
'''Mike''': But why? Think rationally, Michael!\\
'''Marquess''': Stop saying "rationally", 'cause you don't know what it means.
* How Mike acquired a rocket to go to the moon:
-->'''Mike''': I can't believe Elton John is letting us borrow his rocket.\\
'''Yung''': His name is ''Elon Musk'' and he sad "no". He was trying to stop you, and you hit him and might have killed him. I feel sick.\\
'''Mike''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh, Yung, don't be so worried. I promise you I'll make it back.]]
-->'''Marquess''': Michael, try to calm down. Just breathe, okay? Let's be rational.\\
'''Mike''': I've killed 10 astronaut, Marquess. Okay. Think rationally.\\
'''Marquess''': Good.\\
'''Mike''': Do I have anything against astronauts? No way. Because when I became heavyweight champion of the world, it was my dream that an astronaut might take me to other worlds...\\
'''Marquess''': Mm-hmm.\\
'''Mike''': ...for me to be heavyweight champion of those worlds, too.\\
'''Marquess''': Okay.\\
'''Mike''': I love astronauts.\\
'''Marquess''': Uh, okay.\\
'''Mike''': So why am I killing astronauts?\\
'''Marquess''': Work through it.\\
'''Mike''': Think rationally.\\
'''Marquess''': Okay, good.\\
'''Mike''': I used to be filled with so much rage, I wanted to kill everyone.\\
'''Marquess''': Uh... uh, no.\\
'''Mike''': But I replaced that rage with love.\\
'''Marquess''': No.\\
'''Mike''': ''(getting mad)'' But now it's coming back and it's focused on astronauts!\\
'''Marquess''': Rage down.\\
'''Mike''': I know what's happening. The government has implanted a chip in me.\\
'''Marquess''': Nope, the government didn't do that.\\
'''Mike''': And that chip is making me kill astronauts!\\
'''Marquess''': Nope, I guarantee there's no chip in you.\\
'''Mike''': But why? Think rationally, Michael!\\
'''Marquess''': Stop saying "rationally", 'cause you don't know what it means.
* How Mike acquired a rocket to go to the moon:
-->'''Mike''': I can't believe Elton John is letting us borrow his rocket.\\
'''Yung''': His name is ''Elon Musk'' and he sad "no". He was trying to stop you, and you hit him and might have killed him. I feel sick.\\
'''Mike''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh, Yung, don't be so worried. I promise you I'll make it back.]]
