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* Speaking of [[spoiler: Garrus]], his romance arc with female Shepard produces this gem after [[spoiler:Shepard and he discuss when they should attempt to have sex]].
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* Speaking of [[spoiler: Garrus]], [[spoiler:Garrus]], his romance arc with female Shepard produces this gem after [[spoiler:Shepard and he discuss when they should attempt to have sex]].
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--->[[spoiler '''Garrus''']]: I've never considered cross-species intercourse before. And damn, saying it that way doesn't help. Now I feel all dirty and clinical.
** ...and a bit later:
--->[[spoiler:'''Garrus''']]: It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible [[BuffySpeak interspecies awkwardness thing]]...in which case, fighting the Collectors will be a welcome distraction, so you know, a win either way.
** ...and a bit later:
--->[[spoiler:'''Garrus''']]: It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible [[BuffySpeak interspecies awkwardness thing]]...in which case, fighting the Collectors will be a welcome distraction, so you know, a win either way.
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** ...
--->[[spoiler:'''Garrus''']]: It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible [[BuffySpeak interspecies awkwardness thing]]...
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-->'''Shepard:''' [scoffs] You? I said a badass, not a scout sitting there whining like a quarian with a bellyache!
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-->'''Shepard:''' [scoffs] *scoffs* You? I said a badass, not a some scout sitting there whining like a quarian with a bellyache!tummy-ache!
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** Once the scout leaves -- with Shepard riling him up to go to the female camp, no less -- Tali grudgingly admits that it worked very well.
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** Once the scout leaves -- with Shepard riling him up to go to the female camp, no less -- Tali grudgingly admits says that she can't believe it worked very well.worked.
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--->'''Liara''': (inside the base) ''More'' of them? How many guards does the Shadow Broker have?
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--->'''Liara''': (inside *inside the base) base* ''More'' of them? How many guards does the Shadow Broker have?
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*** What, no mention of the fact that Grunt reads ''Hemingway''? And has bought a Krogan Battlemaster Action Figure "with real smash your enemies actions"?
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*** What, no mention of the fact that Grunt reads ''Hemingway''? And has that he bought a Krogan Battlemaster Action Figure "with real smash your enemies actions"?
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--> '''Wrex:''' *''without missing a beat''* Of course. You're with Shepard. How could he be alive?
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--> '''Wrex:''' *''without (Without missing a beat''* beat) Of course. You're with Shepard. How could he be alive?
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** Beating up the Turian is even funnier if it's done by [=FemShep=] in the cocktail dress from Kasumi's loyalty mission.
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** Beating up the Turian turian is even funnier if it's done by [=FemShep=] in the cocktail dress from Kasumi's loyalty mission.
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** Similarly, bringing Legion with you to recruit Tali gives us this this gem: Tali: "Shepard, it's good to see you agai-" (turns around and sees Legion. Gasps and draws her gun.) "Geth! Get down!" A Paragon interrupt prompt appears. If ignored, Tali will start firing, prompting Legion to take cover. Legion: "Allied fire! Taking cover! Requesting assistance, Shepard-Commander!"
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** Similarly, bringing Legion with you to recruit Tali gives us this this gem: Tali: "Shepard, gem:
--> '''Tali:''' Shepard, it's good to see youagai-" (turns agai- *turns around and sees Legion. Gasps Legion, gasps and draws her gun.) "Geth! gun* Geth! Get down!" down!
A Paragon interrupt prompt appears. If ignored, Tali will start firing, prompting Legion to take cover. Legion: "Allied
--> '''Legion:''' Allied fire! Taking cover! Requesting assistance,Shepard-Commander!"Shepard-Commander!
--> '''Tali:''' Shepard, it's good to see you
A Paragon interrupt prompt appears. If ignored, Tali will start firing, prompting Legion to take cover.
--> '''Legion:''' Allied fire! Taking cover! Requesting assistance,
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* If you walk into the opposite-sex bathroom on the ''Normandy'':
-->'''EDI''' (to, for sake of example, a Mr. Shepard): Shepard, the men's restroom is on the ''port'' side of the ship.
-->'''EDI''' (to, for sake of example, a Mr. Shepard): Shepard, the men's restroom is on the ''port'' side of the ship.
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* If you walk into the opposite-sex bathroom on the ''Normandy'':
-->'''EDI''' (to, for sake of example, a Mr. Shepard):'Normandy':
-->'''EDI:''' Shepard, the men's restroom is on the ''port'' side of the ship.
-->'''EDI''' (to, for sake of example, a Mr. Shepard):
-->'''EDI:''' Shepard, the men's restroom is on the ''port'' side of the ship.
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* During Jack's introductory scene, if you have Grunt with you, all he says when he sees Jack tear through the guards and the walls is "Jack is small, this will be funny," and later "Oh, I want to see this!" and "Move! I want to see how long she'll last," and "She's blowing everything up. I like her!" when pursuing her. It's his kid-in-a-candy-store tone that seals the deal on the funny.
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* During Jack's introductory scene, if you have Grunt with you, all he says when he sees Jack tear through the guards and the walls is is, "Jack is small, this will be funny," and later funny,", "Oh, I want to see this!" and this!", "Move! I want to see how long she'll last," and "She's blowing everything up. I like her!" when pursuing her. It's his kid-in-a-candy-store tone that seals the deal on the funny.
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--> Why not take him with us? Prop him us as a lamp. I ain't carrying shit though.
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--> Why "Why not take him with us? Prop him us up as a lamp. I ain't carrying shit though."
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-->'''Shepard:''' [[spoiler: I am ''not'' screwing Garrus.]]
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-->'''Shepard:''' [[spoiler: I [[spoiler:I am ''not'' screwing Garrus.]]
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--> '''Miranda''' ''[making a great show of looking down at Wilson's dead body]:'' Not anymore.
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--> '''Miranda''' ''[making '''Miranda:''' *making a great show of looking down at Wilson's dead body]:'' body* Not anymore.
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* Punching a pyjak. The noise they make and the way their limbs flail out like a puppet's is downright hilarious.
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* If Morinth is with Grunt on Tuchanka, we get this:
-->'''Morinth:''' I love krogan. Passionate, violent. They burn bright, and quickly burn out.
-->'''Grunt:''' (Disgusted) Go away, asari slut.
-->'''Morinth:''' I love it when you're angry.
-->'''Morinth:''' I love krogan. Passionate, violent. They burn bright, and quickly burn out.
-->'''Grunt:''' (Disgusted) Go away, asari slut.
-->'''Morinth:''' I love it when you're angry.
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* A possible combo with AscendedMeme, but a chef in the lowest portion of the Citadel states: "Ever had ramen? It's a delicacy on back Earth!"
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* A possible combo with AscendedMeme, but a chef in the lowest portion of the Citadel states: "Ever had ramen? It's a delicacy on back on Earth!"
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* On Illium there's a "bachelor party" you can overhear, with an asari stripper paid to dance on the tabletop for a salarian who vainly tries to explain why his race's customs are somewhat different. He is slowly...convinced by the dancer's skills.
** "We've been coworkers for five years. Aren't salarian years like dog years?" "Alright, now that's offensive!" As well as: "It's called a belly button, humans and asari have them, and you're gonna be be doing shots out of it later tonight." "That can't be sanitary." "NOT THE POINT, man!"
** "We've been coworkers for five years. Aren't salarian years like dog years?" "Alright, now that's offensive!" As well as: "It's called a belly button, humans and asari have them, and you're gonna be be doing shots out of it later tonight." "That can't be sanitary." "NOT THE POINT, man!"
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* On Illium there's There's a "bachelor party" bachelor party you can overhear, overhear on Illium, with an asari stripper paid to dance on the tabletop for a salarian who vainly tries to explain why his race's customs are somewhat different. He is slowly...convinced by the dancer's skills.
** "We've been coworkers for five years. Aren't salarian years like dog years?" "Alright, now that's offensive!" As well as: "It's called a belly button, humans and asari have them, and you're gonna bebe doing shots out of it later tonight." "That can't be sanitary." "NOT THE POINT, man!"
** "We've been coworkers for five years. Aren't salarian years like dog years?" "Alright, now that's offensive!" As well as: "It's called a belly button, humans and asari have them, and you're gonna be
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* After [[spoiler:destroying the Collector's base]] Shepard indulge him/herself and flip off [[spoiler:the Illusive Man]]:
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* After [[spoiler:destroying the Collector's base]] base]], Shepard indulge him/herself and flip flips off [[spoiler:the Illusive Man]]:Man]].
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* This moment occurs when talking casually with Grunt:
-->'''Shepard:''' What other human info was floating around in there?
-->'''Grunt:''' Less than a finger deep to server your spine! You're soft. Salarians, asari, all soft. Quarians, not so much. Turians, you have to work the blade, I guess. Don't see much point to it, though. Heh, (using finger quotes) "much point". ...Ah, never mind.
-->'''Shepard:''' What other human info was floating around in there?
-->'''Grunt:''' Less than a finger deep to server your spine! You're soft. Salarians, asari, all soft. Quarians, not so much. Turians, you have to work the blade, I guess. Don't see much point to it, though. Heh, (using finger quotes) "much point". ...Ah, never mind.
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* "I've had enough of your snide insinuations." ['''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome SHEPARD PAWNCH!]]''']
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* "I've had enough of your snide insinuations." ['''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome SHEPARD PAWNCH!]]''']PAWNCH!]]'''
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-->'''Wrex:''' .....why not?
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-->'''Wrex:''' .....why Why not?
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* "I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions." '''[[RunningGag SHEPARD PAWNCH!]]''']
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* "I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions." '''[[RunningGag SHEPARD PAWNCH!]]''']PAWNCH!]]'''
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** The most striking video clip is something nobody saw coming. Despite her obvious pro-human/xenophobic stance on everything in life [[{{Hypocrite}} she is shown having a brief make-out session with an Asari lover]].
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** The most striking video clip is something nobody saw coming. Despite her obvious pro-human/xenophobic stance on everything in life [[{{Hypocrite}} she is shown having a brief make-out session with an Asari asari lover]].
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-->'''Mercenaries''': "Help!" "Hold your breath!" "I can't swim!"
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-->'''Mercenaries''': "Help!" "Hold Help! Hold your breath!" "I breath! I can't swim!"swim!
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* The cutscene before [[spoiler:Legion]]'s personal mission. As the 'Normandy' approaches a [[spoiler:geth]] space station, Joker tells [[spoiler:Legion]] that anyone on the station could "just look out a window and see us coming." [[spoiler:Legion]] gives Joker a MathematiciansAnswer, explaining that [[spoiler:geth]] do not use windows because they're structural weaknesses, and proceeds to set the coordinates for the landing zone. Joker mocks [[spoiler:Legion]] by making exaggerated robotic movements, and right on cue, Shepard walks up and catches him in the act. Joker pauses, rolls his eyes, and gets back to work.
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* The cutscene before [[spoiler:Legion]]'s personal mission. As the 'Normandy' Normandy approaches a [[spoiler:geth]] space station, Joker tells [[spoiler:Legion]] that anyone on the station could "just look out a window and see us coming." [[spoiler:Legion]] gives Joker a MathematiciansAnswer, explaining that [[spoiler:geth]] do not use windows because they're structural weaknesses, and proceeds to set the coordinates for the landing zone. Joker mocks [[spoiler:Legion]] by making exaggerated robotic movements, and right on cue, Shepard walks up and catches him in the act. Joker pauses, rolls his eyes, and gets back to work.
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-->'''Garrus''': (laughs) Damn that hurts, my face is ''barely'' holding together as it is. It's just as well, everyone was always ignoring ''you'' and hitting on ''me''. At least now this gives you a fair shot.
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-->'''Garrus''': (laughs) *laughs* Damn that hurts, my face is ''barely'' holding together as it is. It's just as well, everyone was always ignoring ''you'' and hitting on ''me''. At least now this gives you a fair shot.
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* When you first board the [[spoiler:new]] 'Normandy', hang around the forward bridge next to Joker before you talk to him. If you wait long enough, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObVxYYB0knA epic]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlqdQeocsjg lulz]] [[HilarityEnsues ensue]].
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* When you first board the [[spoiler:new]] 'Normandy', Normandy, hang around the forward bridge next to Joker before you talk to him. If you wait long enough, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObVxYYB0knA epic]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlqdQeocsjg lulz]] [[HilarityEnsues ensue]].
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-->'''Mordin''': [[YouKeepUsingThatWord "Inflammable! Or flammable, forget which. Doesn't matter!"]]
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-->'''Mordin''': [[YouKeepUsingThatWord "Inflammable! Inflammable! Or flammable, forget which. Doesn't matter!"]]matter!]]
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-->'''Kasumi:''' 'It's a plant!'
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-->'''Kasumi:''' 'It's It's a plant!'plant!
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* Kasumi on Grunt's recruitment quest, if you meet Rana Thanoptis, she comments, "She seems nice... in a mad scientist ethics-for-sale kind of way."
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* Kasumi on Grunt's recruitment quest, if quest. If you meet Rana Thanoptis, she comments, "She seems nice... in a mad scientist ethics-for-sale kind of way."
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* The quarian in the bar on Illium discussing her suit's built-in "nerve-stimulation program" with her turian friend. She's about to fire it up -- in public -- when she catches Shepard eavesdropping.
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* The When the quarian in the bar on Illium is discussing her suit's built-in "nerve-stimulation program" with her turian friend. She's about to fire it up -- in public -- when she catches Shepard eavesdropping.
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* On discovering the nature of Grunt's illness:
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* On discovering the nature of Grunt's illness:"illness":
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** Thane says "Fascinating" is possibly the most bored sounding voice ever heard by sentient life.
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** Thane says "Fascinating" saying "Fascinating," is possibly the most bored sounding bored-sounding voice ever heard by sentient life.
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-->'''Grunt:''' Your job is aweful.
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-->'''Grunt:''' Your job is aweful.awful.
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-->'''Grunt:''' ''(upon seeing the Geth Colossus, with unbridled joy)'' '''THIS''' is why I follow you, Shepard! '''''BIG THINGS!'''''
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-->'''Grunt:''' ''(upon '(upon seeing the Geth Colossus, with unbridled joy)'' joy)' '''THIS''' is why I follow you, Shepard! '''''BIG THINGS!'''''
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-->'''Thane''': ....do you ever wonder where they go?
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-->'''Thane''': ....do Do you ever wonder where they go?
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* Pretty much any overheard conversation or advertisement in [=ME2=].
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* Pretty much any overheard conversation or advertisement in [=ME2=].advertisement.
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* A possible combo with AscendedMeme, but a chef in the lowest portion of the Citadel in [=ME2=] states: "Ever had ramen? It's a delicacy on back Earth!"
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* A possible combo with AscendedMeme, but a chef in the lowest portion of the Citadel in [=ME2=] states: "Ever had ramen? It's a delicacy on back Earth!"
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*** In a proper Japanese restaurant, ramen passes for a delicacy- nothing instant.
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*** In a proper Japanese restaurant, ramen passes for a delicacy- delicacy - nothing instant.
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** And of course [=FemShep=] can provide us with this.
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** And of course course, [=FemShep=] can provide us with this.this:
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* Speaking of [[spoiler: Garrus]], his romance arc with Female Shepard produces this gem after [[spoiler:Shepard and he discuss when they should attempt to have sex.]]
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* Speaking of [[spoiler: Garrus]], his romance arc with Female female Shepard produces this gem after [[spoiler:Shepard and he discuss when they should attempt to have sex.]]sex]].
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-->[[spoiler:'''Garrus''']]: Wait... that metaphor [[ThatCameOutWrong just went somewhere horrible.]]
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-->[[spoiler:'''Garrus''']]: Wait... that metaphor [[ThatCameOutWrong just went somewhere horrible.]]horrible]].
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-->'''Warden Kuril:''' Bounty hunters aren't dependable
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-->'''Warden Kuril:''' Bounty hunters aren't dependabledependable.
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* [[spoiler: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CRPScZ-FOI Legion dancing.]]]] That is all.
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* [[spoiler: [[http://www.[[spoiler:[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CRPScZ-FOI Legion dancing.]]]] That is all.
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-->'''Hawthorne:''' "Chef's Surprise again? Come on, Rupert!"
-->'''Chef:''' "Well, I'm so sorry, ''princess''. Filet mignon and caviar coming right up. Let me just get out my doilies!"
-->'''Hawthorne:''' "That'd be reeeeeeeal nice, Mr. Gardner."
-->'''Chef:''' "Well, I'm so sorry, ''princess''. Filet mignon and caviar coming right up. Let me just get out my doilies!"
-->'''Hawthorne:''' "That'd be reeeeeeeal nice, Mr. Gardner."
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-->'''Hawthorne:''' "Chef's Chef's Surprise again? Come on, Rupert!"
Rupert!
-->'''Chef:'''"Well, Well, I'm so sorry, ''princess''. Filet mignon and caviar coming right up. Let me just get out my doilies!"
doilies!
-->'''Hawthorne:'''"That'd That'd be reeeeeeeal nice, Mr. Gardner."
-->'''Chef:'''
-->'''Hawthorne:'''
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--->'''Shepard:''' "So, the man cleaning the toilets is also preparing the meals?"
--->'''Chef:''' "Hey, I wash my hands...most of the time. This ain't no luxury liner, you have to pull your own weight on a Cerberus vessel, and I just catch what falls through the cracks. Heh, [[IncrediblyLamePun through the cracks.]]"
--->'''Chef:''' "Hey, I wash my hands...most of the time. This ain't no luxury liner, you have to pull your own weight on a Cerberus vessel, and I just catch what falls through the cracks. Heh, [[IncrediblyLamePun through the cracks.]]"
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--->'''Shepard:''' "So, So, the man cleaning the toilets is also preparing the meals?"
meals?
--->'''Chef:'''"Hey, Hey, I wash my hands...most of the time. This ain't no luxury liner, you have to pull your own weight on a Cerberus vessel, and I just catch what falls through the cracks. Heh, [[IncrediblyLamePun through the cracks.]]"cracks]].
--->'''Chef:'''
* Some of the squad members' friendly fire comments are funny, especially Grunt's "Stop firing at me, you idiot!"
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** Beating up the Turian is even more funnier if it's done by [=FemShep=] in the cocktail dress from Kasumi's loyalty mission.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6el8a5UoMIY Kal'Reegar's delivery]] upon meeting Legion in Haestrom is hilarious.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6el8a5UoMIY Kal'Reegar's delivery]] upon meeting Legion in Haestrom is hilarious.
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** Beating up the Turian is even more funnier if it's done by [=FemShep=] in the cocktail dress from Kasumi's loyalty mission.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6el8a5UoMIY Kal'Reegar's delivery]] upon meeting Legionin on Haestrom is hilarious.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6el8a5UoMIY Kal'Reegar's delivery]] upon meeting Legion
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--> '''EDI''': "There are several breeding requests for Grunt. And one protest."
--> '''Grunt''': "Book the protester! And her sister if she has one!"
--> '''Grunt''': "Book the protester! And her sister if she has one!"
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--> '''EDI''': "There There are several breeding requests for Grunt. And one protest."
protest.
--> '''Grunt''':"Book Book the protester! And her sister if she has one!"one!
--> '''Grunt''':
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---> '''EDI''': "In addition, killing the Thresher Maw has produced several breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard."
---> '''Grunt''': "Ha!"
---> '''Grunt''': "Ha!"
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---> '''EDI''': "In In addition, killing the Thresher Maw has produced several breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard."
Shepard.
---> '''Grunt''':"Ha!"HA!
---> '''Grunt''':
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* During Jack's introductory scene, if you have Grunt with you all he says when he sees Jack tear through the guards and the walls is "Jack is small, this will be funny" and later "Oh, I want to see this!" and "Move! I want to see how long she'll last" and "She's blowing everything up. I like her!" when pursuing her. It's his kid-in-a-candy-store tone that seals the deal on the funny.
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* During Jack's introductory scene, if you have Grunt with you you, all he says when he sees Jack tear through the guards and the walls is "Jack is small, this will be funny" funny," and later "Oh, I want to see this!" and "Move! I want to see how long she'll last" last," and "She's blowing everything up. I like her!" when pursuing her. It's his kid-in-a-candy-store tone that seals the deal on the funny.
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-->Trapped inside a Reaper. Could be worse. Don't know how, but... I guess it could be full of rats.
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* The way Thane kills Nassana Dantius is simply hilarious to behold. As Nassana is still drawing her last breath Thane hugs her, lays her down oh so gently, and then just as gently lays her hands on her chest.
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* The way Thane kills Nassana Dantius is simply hilarious to behold. unintentionally amusing. As Nassana is still drawing her last breath breath, Thane hugs her, lays her down oh so gently, and then just as gently lays her hands on her chest.
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* The cutscene before [[spoiler:Legion]]'s personal mission in ''Mass Effect 2''. As the ''Normandy'' approaches a [[spoiler:geth]] space station, Joker tells [[spoiler:Legion]] that anyone on the station could "just look out a window and see us coming." [[spoiler:Legion]] gives Joker a MathematiciansAnswer, explaining that [[spoiler:geth]] do not use windows because they're structural weaknesses, and proceeds to set the coordinates for the landing zone. Joker mocks [[spoiler:Legion]] by making exaggerated robotic movements, and right on cue, Shepard walks up and catches him in the act. Joker pauses, rolls his eyes, and gets back to work.
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* The cutscene before [[spoiler:Legion]]'s personal mission in ''Mass Effect 2''. mission. As the ''Normandy'' 'Normandy' approaches a [[spoiler:geth]] space station, Joker tells [[spoiler:Legion]] that anyone on the station could "just look out a window and see us coming." [[spoiler:Legion]] gives Joker a MathematiciansAnswer, explaining that [[spoiler:geth]] do not use windows because they're structural weaknesses, and proceeds to set the coordinates for the landing zone. Joker mocks [[spoiler:Legion]] by making exaggerated robotic movements, and right on cue, Shepard walks up and catches him in the act. Joker pauses, rolls his eyes, and gets back to work.
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*** With Jack, he cautions that Shepard might get injured by her during sex, and prescribes biotic inhibitors. (and padding the walls.)
*** With Miranda, he cautions you to be wary of "bugs" - they can be planted ''anywhere''. And he offers to give you an exam afterwards.
*** With Miranda, he cautions you to be wary of "bugs" - they can be planted ''anywhere''. And he offers to give you an exam afterwards.
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*** With Jack, he cautions that Shepard might get injured by her during sex, and prescribes biotic inhibitors. inhibitors (and padding the walls.)
walls).
*** With Miranda, he cautions you to be wary of"bugs" bugs - they can be planted ''anywhere''. And he offers to give you an exam afterwards.
*** With Miranda, he cautions you to be wary of
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* A possible combo with AscendedMeme, but a chef in the lowest portion of the Citadel in [=ME2=] states: "Have you ever heard of Ramen? It's a delicacy on Earth!"
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* A possible combo with AscendedMeme, but a chef in the lowest portion of the Citadel in [=ME2=] states: "Have you ever heard of Ramen? "Ever had ramen? It's a delicacy on back Earth!"
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*** If someone could explain to me what those things are actually referring to, I'd be grateful...
*** Ramen is a rather cheap noodle product sold in various powdered flavors. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment It is very cheap.]] I love it. [[RunningGag It is cheap.]]
*** In a proper Japanese restaurant ramen passes for a delicacy- nothing instant.
*** Ramen is a rather cheap noodle product sold in various powdered flavors. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment It is very cheap.]] I love it. [[RunningGag It is cheap.]]
*** In a proper Japanese restaurant ramen passes for a delicacy- nothing instant.
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*** Ramen is a rather cheap noodle product sold in various powdered flavors. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment It is very cheap.]] I love it. [[RunningGag It is cheap.]]
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*** Specifically Kasumi said she'd steal her mom's ramen ''RECIPE'' apparently because of how good it is.
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*** Specifically Specifically, Kasumi said she'd steal her mom's ramen ''RECIPE'' apparently because of how good it is.
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* After doing Garrus' loyalty mission in ''Mass Effect 2'', when you ask him how turians prepare for risky operations, he tells you a story about how he sparred with a female recon scout. He had reach, but she had flexibility, and they went nine rounds before the ref declared the match a tie. Then he says something like this:
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* After doing Garrus' loyalty mission in ''Mass Effect 2'', mission, when you ask him how turians prepare for risky operations, he tells you a story about how he sparred with a female recon scout. He had reach, but she had flexibility, and they went nine rounds before the ref declared the match a tie. Then he says something like this:
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--->'''Shepard:''' What do you say we skip right to the tiebreaker? We can test your reach and my flexibility.
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--->'''Shepard:''' What do you say we skip right to the tiebreaker? We can test your reach reach, and my flexibility.
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-->[[spoiler: '''Garrus''']]: 'I'd wait, if you're okay with it. Disrupt the crew as little as possible...and take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink.'
-->*[[BeatPanel long awkward pause]] consisting of Shepard just staring at [[spoiler: Garrus]] with a sly smile*
-->[[spoiler: '''Garrus''']]: Wait... that metaphor [[ThatCameOutWrong just went somewhere horrible.]]
-->*[[BeatPanel long awkward pause]] consisting of Shepard just staring at [[spoiler: Garrus]] with a sly smile*
-->[[spoiler: '''Garrus''']]: Wait... that metaphor [[ThatCameOutWrong just went somewhere horrible.]]
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-->*[[BeatPanel long awkward pause]] consisting of Shepard just staring at
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--->[[spoiler: '''Garrus''']]: I've never considered cross-species intercourse before. And damn, saying it that way doesn't help. Now I feel all dirty and clinical.
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--->[[spoiler: '''Garrus''']]: It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible [[BuffySpeak interspecies awkwardness thing]]...in which case, fighting the Collectors will be a welcome distraction, so you know, a win either way.
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** [[spoiler: The best part is that he's ''beatboxing.'' And it's actually quite good....]]
* What about [[spoiler: Shepard headbutting a krogan on Tuchanka? The "what the hell was that" look the krogan gives him/her is priceless.]]
* What about [[spoiler: Shepard headbutting a krogan on Tuchanka? The "what the hell was that" look the krogan gives him/her is priceless.]]
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** [[spoiler: The [[spoiler:The best part is that he's ''beatboxing.'' And it's actually quite good....]]
* What about[[spoiler: Shepard [[spoiler:Shepard headbutting a krogan on Tuchanka? The "what the hell was that" look the krogan gives him/her is priceless.]]
* What about
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* One of the most hilarious moments in the series is when [[spoiler:the Collectors are infiltrating the Normandy]]
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* One of the most hilarious moments in the series is when [[spoiler:the Collectors are infiltrating the Normandy]]Normandy]].
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* In Mass Effect 2, when exploring the Local Cluster (which houses our Solar system, so basically you can check out Earth and whatnot), trying to launch a probe at (depleted) Uranus.
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* In Mass Effect 2, when When exploring the Local Cluster (which houses our Solar system, so basically you can check out Earth and whatnot), trying to launch a probe at (depleted) Uranus.
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---> '''Garrus''': "I didn't shoot him."
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---> '''Garrus''': "I I didn't shoot him."
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* After doing Grunt's loyalty quest where you [[spoiler: kill a Thresher Maw]], Grunt gets some requests for mating from female krogan, [[InterspeciesRomance but so does Shepard]]...even if she's [[LesYay female!]]
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* After doing Grunt's loyalty quest where you [[spoiler: kill [[spoiler:kill a Thresher Maw]], Grunt gets some requests for mating from female krogan, [[InterspeciesRomance but so does Shepard]]...even if she's [[LesYay female!]]
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* [[MemeticBadass Niftu Cal]], the volus who's higher than a kite and thinks he is a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjp46Uv8PUE biotic God]], causing Shepard to raise a hand to cradle the oncoming headache from listening to him. Performing a Paragon action leads to Shepard staring at the volus' back as he is about to valiantly waddle in to the next room and get perforated, then gently nudging him. The volus very slowly pitches forward and lands flat on his face. Wonderful visual comedy.
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* [[MemeticBadass Niftu Cal]], the volus who's higher than a kite and thinks he is a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjp46Uv8PUE biotic God]], god]], causing Shepard to raise a hand to cradle the oncoming headache from listening to him. Performing a Paragon action leads to Shepard staring at the volus' back as he is about to valiantly waddle in to the next room and get perforated, then gently nudging him. The volus very slowly pitches forward and lands flat on his face. Wonderful visual comedy.
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-->'''Gabriella Daniels''': "So, Kenneth, did you know we have a crazy woman squatting down in the sub-deck?"
-->'''Kenneth Donnelly''': "What!? If she touches anything, I'll kill her!"
-->'''Gabriella Daniels''': "Oh, and the only thing she wears from the waist up is tattoos."
-->'''Kenneth Donnelly''': "Oh, maybe I should go down and welcome her aboard..."
-->'''Gabriella Daniels''': "And she's a murderer. Has biotic powers that could crush you with a blink. Hates everyone in Cerberus."
-->'''Kenneth Donnelly''': "Damnit girl, stop toying with me!"
** How could you forget about.
--->'''Ken:''' "So, Gabby, what do you think of our new quarian boss?"
--->'''Gabby:''' "Hush, she's right over there."
--->'''Ken:''' "Gah, she can't hear us with her head in that bucket... Don't get me wrong, it's a ''beautiful'' bucket.. The whole suit is lovely, quite snug in all the right places..."
--->'''Tali:''' "You ''know'' I can hear you."
** My personal favorite.
--->'''Ken:''' "Gabby, you'd say that the Normandy is a she, not a he, right?"
--->'''Gabby:''' "Of course, the Normandy is the sweetest girl there is."
--->'''Ken:''' "And EDI's a she, Tali's definitely a she..."
--->'''Gabby:''' "What are you getting at, Kenneth?"
--->'''Ken:''' "I'm just saying I'm feeling a wee bit threatened here, a lot of female energy, and I'm just one man."
--->'''Gabby:''' "You're such a dick."
--->'''Ken:''' "See? Look where your mind went. I've got to watch out for myself."
-->'''Kenneth Donnelly''': "What!? If she touches anything, I'll kill her!"
-->'''Gabriella Daniels''': "Oh, and the only thing she wears from the waist up is tattoos."
-->'''Kenneth Donnelly''': "Oh, maybe I should go down and welcome her aboard..."
-->'''Gabriella Daniels''': "And she's a murderer. Has biotic powers that could crush you with a blink. Hates everyone in Cerberus."
-->'''Kenneth Donnelly''': "Damnit girl, stop toying with me!"
** How could you forget about.
--->'''Ken:''' "So, Gabby, what do you think of our new quarian boss?"
--->'''Gabby:''' "Hush, she's right over there."
--->'''Ken:''' "Gah, she can't hear us with her head in that bucket... Don't get me wrong, it's a ''beautiful'' bucket.. The whole suit is lovely, quite snug in all the right places..."
--->'''Tali:''' "You ''know'' I can hear you."
** My personal favorite.
--->'''Ken:''' "Gabby, you'd say that the Normandy is a she, not a he, right?"
--->'''Gabby:''' "Of course, the Normandy is the sweetest girl there is."
--->'''Ken:''' "And EDI's a she, Tali's definitely a she..."
--->'''Gabby:''' "What are you getting at, Kenneth?"
--->'''Ken:''' "I'm just saying I'm feeling a wee bit threatened here, a lot of female energy, and I'm just one man."
--->'''Gabby:''' "You're such a dick."
--->'''Ken:''' "See? Look where your mind went. I've got to watch out for myself."
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-->'''Gabriella Daniels''': "So, So, Kenneth, did you know we have a crazy woman squatting down in the sub-deck?"
sub-deck?
-->'''Kenneth Donnelly''':"What!? What!? If she touches anything, I'll kill her!"
her!
-->'''Gabriella Daniels''':"Oh, Oh, and the only thing she wears from the waist up is tattoos."
tattoos.
-->'''Kenneth Donnelly''':"Oh, Oh, maybe I should go down and welcome her aboard..."
aboard...
-->'''Gabriella Daniels''':"And And she's a murderer. Has biotic powers that could crush you with a blink. Hates everyone in Cerberus."
Cerberus.
-->'''Kenneth Donnelly''':"Damnit Dammit girl, stop toying with me!"
me!
** How could you forgetabout.
about:
--->'''Ken:'''"So, So, Gabby, what do you think of our new quarian boss?"
boss?
--->'''Gabby:'''"Hush, Hush, she's right over there."
there.
--->'''Ken:'''"Gah, Gah, she can't hear us with her head in that bucket... Don't get me wrong, it's a ''beautiful'' bucket.. The whole suit is lovely, quite snug in all the right places..."
places...
--->'''Tali:'''"You You ''know'' I can hear you."
you.
** My personalfavorite.
favorite:
--->'''Ken:'''"Gabby, Gabby, you'd say that the Normandy is a she, not a he, right?"
right?
--->'''Gabby:'''"Of Of course, the Normandy is the sweetest girl there is."
is.
--->'''Ken:'''"And And EDI's a she, Tali's definitely a she..."
she...
--->'''Gabby:'''"What What are you getting at, Kenneth?"
Kenneth?
--->'''Ken:'''"I'm I'm just saying I'm feeling a wee bit threatened here, a lot of female energy, and I'm just one man."
man.
--->'''Gabby:'''"You're You're such a dick."
dick.
--->'''Ken:'''"See? See? Look where your mind went. I've got to watch out for myself."
-->'''Kenneth Donnelly''':
-->'''Gabriella Daniels''':
-->'''Kenneth Donnelly''':
-->'''Gabriella Daniels''':
-->'''Kenneth Donnelly''':
** How could you forget
--->'''Ken:'''
--->'''Gabby:'''
--->'''Ken:'''
--->'''Tali:'''
** My personal
--->'''Ken:'''
--->'''Gabby:'''
--->'''Ken:'''
--->'''Gabby:'''
--->'''Ken:'''
--->'''Gabby:'''
--->'''Ken:'''
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--->'''Gabriella Daniels''': "I hear Rupert's been cooking some decent food lately."
--->'''Kenneth Donnelly''': "Eh. That scunner couldn't make a good haggis if his life depended on it."
--->'''Gabriella Daniels''': "All haggis tastes like ass anyway."
--->'''Kenneth Donnelly''': "Aye, but in the right hands it can taste like mighty fine ass."
--->'''Kenneth Donnelly''': "Eh. That scunner couldn't make a good haggis if his life depended on it."
--->'''Gabriella Daniels''': "All haggis tastes like ass anyway."
--->'''Kenneth Donnelly''': "Aye, but in the right hands it can taste like mighty fine ass."
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--->'''Gabriella Daniels''': "I I hear Rupert's been cooking some decent food lately."
lately.
--->'''Kenneth Donnelly''':"Eh. Eh. That scunner couldn't make a good haggis if his life depended on it."
it.
--->'''Gabriella Daniels''':"All All haggis tastes like ass anyway."
anyway.
--->'''Kenneth Donnelly''':"Aye, Aye, but in the right hands it can taste like mighty fine ass."
--->'''Kenneth Donnelly''':
--->'''Gabriella Daniels''':
--->'''Kenneth Donnelly''':
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--->'''Gabriella Daniels''': "The new armor reinforcements really threw off the gravimetric profiles. But engines are good to go. I rebalanced the Gillbourne coefficients and adjusted the anterior intakes on the second tier stabilizers."
--->'''Kenneth Donnelly''': "I love it when you talk dirty."
--->'''Kenneth Donnelly''': "I love it when you talk dirty."
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--->'''Gabriella Daniels''': "The The new armor reinforcements really threw off the gravimetric profiles. But engines are good to go. I rebalanced the Gillbourne coefficients and adjusted the anterior intakes on the second tier stabilizers."
stabilizers.
--->'''Kenneth Donnelly''':"I I love it when you talk dirty."
--->'''Kenneth Donnelly''':
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** Most of the exchanges in the cantina are hilarious. The one that follows later in the game goes:
--->'''Crewman Hawthorne''': "Rupert! There's something different with tonight's meal. Seems like you put in more food and less ass."
--->'''Crewman Hawthorne''': "Rupert! There's something different with tonight's meal. Seems like you put in more food and less ass."
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-->'''Garrus''': "Nobody would give me a mirror. How bad is it?"
-->'''Shepard''': "Hell Garrus, you were always ugly. Just slap on some facepaint and you won't be able to tell the difference."
-->'''Garrus''': (laughs) "Damn that hurts, my face is ''barely'' holding together as it is. It's just as well, everyone was always ignoring ''you'' and hitting on ''me''. At least now this gives you a fair shot."
-->'''Shepard''': "Hell Garrus, you were always ugly. Just slap on some facepaint and you won't be able to tell the difference."
-->'''Garrus''': (laughs) "Damn that hurts, my face is ''barely'' holding together as it is. It's just as well, everyone was always ignoring ''you'' and hitting on ''me''. At least now this gives you a fair shot."
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-->'''Garrus''': "Nobody Nobody would give me a mirror. How bad is it?"
it?
-->'''Shepard''':"Hell Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly. Just slap on some facepaint and you won't be able to tell the difference."
difference.
-->'''Garrus''': (laughs)"Damn Damn that hurts, my face is ''barely'' holding together as it is. It's just as well, everyone was always ignoring ''you'' and hitting on ''me''. At least now this gives you a fair shot."
-->'''Shepard''':
-->'''Garrus''': (laughs)
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----> '''Oriana:''' We have the extranet here as well sis. God!
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----> '''Oriana:''' We have the extranet here as well well, sis. God!
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--> '''EDI:''' "Detonation in ten, nine, eight -"
--> '''Joker:''' "Yeah, I get the gist of it, EDI! Hold on!"
--> '''Joker:''' "Yeah, I get the gist of it, EDI! Hold on!"
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--> '''EDI:''' "Detonation Detonation in ten, nine, eight -"
-
--> '''Joker:'''"Yeah, Yeah, I get the gist of it, EDI! Hold on!"on!
--> '''Joker:'''
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** Tali's introduction of the Admiral is even better
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** Tali's introduction of the Admiral is even betterbetter.
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** "We've been coworkers for five years. Aren't salarian years like dog years?" "Now that's offensive!" As well as, "It's called a belly button, humans and asari have them. You'll be doing shots out of it later." "That can't be sanitary." "NOT THE POINT, man!"
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** "We've been coworkers for five years. Aren't salarian years like dog years?" "Now "Alright, now that's offensive!" As well as, as: "It's called a belly button, humans and asari have them. You'll them, and you're gonna be be doing shots out of it later.later tonight." "That can't be sanitary." "NOT THE POINT, man!"
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* When you first board the [[spoiler: new]] ''Normandy'', hang around the forward bridge next to Joker before you talk to him. If you wait long enough, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObVxYYB0knA epic]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlqdQeocsjg lulz]] [[HilarityEnsues ensue]].
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* When you first board the [[spoiler: new]] ''Normandy'', [[spoiler:new]] 'Normandy', hang around the forward bridge next to Joker before you talk to him. If you wait long enough, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObVxYYB0knA epic]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlqdQeocsjg lulz]] [[HilarityEnsues ensue]].
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* When first talking to Illusive Man Shepard can ask about Cerberus, about why s/he was revived, about the threat they face. Or s/he can ask if being revived means his/her junk still works.
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* When first talking to Illusive Man Man, Shepard can ask about Cerberus, about why s/he was revived, about the threat they face. Or s/he can ask if being revived means his/her junk still works.
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* One of Mordin Solus' random lines when using his Incinerate power is particularly funny.
-->'''Mordin Solus''': [[YouKeepUsingThatWord "Inflammable! Or flammable, forget which. Doesn't matter!"]]
-->'''Mordin Solus''': [[YouKeepUsingThatWord "Inflammable! Or flammable, forget which. Doesn't matter!"]]
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* One of Mordin Solus' Mordin's random lines when using his Incinerate power is particularly funny.
-->'''Mordin Solus''': -->'''Mordin''': [[YouKeepUsingThatWord "Inflammable! Or flammable, forget which. Doesn't matter!"]]
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* '''Grunt:''' [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder I'm not going to stab you in the back, Shepard]]. Fighters like you and me... right in the face. *{{beat}}* ...kidding, kidding.
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* '''Grunt:''' [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder I'm not going to stab you in the back, Shepard]]. Fighters like you and me... right in the face. *{{beat}}* ...kidding, kidding.Kidding, kidding!
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** Also Grunt yelling at the plague as he starts coughing
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** Also Grunt yelling at the plague as he starts coughingcoughing.
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-->'''Kasumi:''' ''It's a plant!''
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-->'''Kasumi:''' ''It's 'It's a plant!''plant!'
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* A quarian in the bar on Illium discusses her suit's built-in "nerve-stimulation program" with her turian platonic male friend. She's about to fire it up -- in public -- when she catches Shepard eavesdropping.
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* A The quarian in the bar on Illium discusses discussing her suit's built-in "nerve-stimulation program" with her turian platonic male friend. She's about to fire it up -- in public -- when she catches Shepard eavesdropping.
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** Even though Shepard didn't won the award, Spike TV [[http://www.spike.com/video-clips/lin1bc/video-game-awards-character-of-the-year-acceptance-speech-commander-shepard posted]] their acceptance speech in their site. Watching both Shepards arguing on where to put the trophy is like sibling rivalry. What's even more hilarious is that the trophy is actually with Garrus.
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-->'''Shepard''': ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCV92FsGg5A There's a REAPER in my way, Wrex!!]]''
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-->'''Shepard''': ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCV92FsGg5A com/watch?v=EoRaPjwrIMw There's a REAPER in my way, Wrex!!]]''
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--->[[spoiler:'''Aethyta:''']] You're too old to buy a damn pony.
--->[[spoiler:'''Liara:''' So you're giving me asari commandos?]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Aethyta:''']] Yup.
--->'''Liara:''' [[spoiler:You're the best father ever.]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Liara:''' So you're giving me asari commandos?]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Aethyta:''']] Yup.
--->'''Liara:''' [[spoiler:You're the best father ever.]]
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--->'''Liara:''' [[spoiler:You're
--->[[spoiler:'''Liara:'''You're the best father
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* The Shifty Space Cow:
-->''I love the history of the Shifty Cow easter egg. When the character artists designed the space cow with two extra arms, Preston, our lead designer, was a little creeped out. His comment was "You can’t trust any animal that can milk itself." Those extra little hands look so... grabby. So Preston came up with the idea of Shifty Cow. Turn your back on him, and those creepy little hands are going to go to work. Kiss those credits goodbye.''
-->''I love the history of the Shifty Cow easter egg. When the character artists designed the space cow with two extra arms, Preston, our lead designer, was a little creeped out. His comment was "You can’t trust any animal that can milk itself." Those extra little hands look so... grabby. So Preston came up with the idea of Shifty Cow. Turn your back on him, and those creepy little hands are going to go to work. Kiss those credits goodbye.''
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--> '''[=FemShep=]''': OH CRAP!
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--> '''[=FemShep=]''': [[OhCrap OH CRAP!CRAP]]!
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* "I've had enough of your snide insinuations." '''*[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome SHEPARD PAWNCH!]]*'''
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* "I've had enough of your snide insinuations." '''*[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome ['''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome SHEPARD PAWNCH!]]*'''PAWNCH!]]''']
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* "I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions." ['''[[RunningGag SHEPARD PAWNCH!]]''']
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* "I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions." ['''[[RunningGag '''[[RunningGag SHEPARD PAWNCH!]]''']
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* After the rescue of Ann Bryson this exchange between Cortez and James.
-->'''Cortez:''' If another Harvester keeps me from dropping you off at the LZ so help me...
-->'''James:''' Esteban, don't let those oversized roaches push you around.
-->'''Cortez:''' Mr. Vega, taking on a sky full of worm-necks in a troop transport is like sending you against the Earth invasion armed with brass knuckles.
-->'''James:''' What? You don't think I could do it?
-->'''Cortez:''' If another Harvester keeps me from dropping you off at the LZ so help me...
-->'''James:''' Esteban, don't let those oversized roaches push you around.
-->'''Cortez:''' Mr. Vega, taking on a sky full of worm-necks in a troop transport is like sending you against the Earth invasion armed with brass knuckles.
-->'''James:''' What? You don't think I could do it?
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* When the Citadel is [[spoiler:under attack by Cerberus forces]], and [[spoiler:Kai Leng]] is going up the elevator to the Council, Bailey gets one of these.
--> '''Bailey''': I'm making his elevator stop at every floor.
--> '''Bailey''': I'm making his elevator stop at every floor.
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* Mass Effect 3's segment in Spike TV's Video Game Awards 2012 has BOTH Shepards playing multiplayer with Garrus.
--> '''[=MaleShep=]''': That's why the [=VGAs=] nominated ME for character of the year...
--> '''[=FemShep=]''': Nominated US. Let's not forget who has the highest N7 ranking here.
--> '''[=Garrus=]''': *sighs* You two hot shots done comparing the size of your N7s?
--> '''[=FemShep=]''': Awww come on, you're not jealous, are you Garrus?
--> '''Garrus''': When are the [=VGAs=] anyway?
--> '''[=MaleShep=]''': What?!
--> '''[=FemShep=]''': OH CRAP!
--> '''[=MaleShep=] & [=FemShep=]''': [[CatchPhrase I should go..]]
--> '''[=MaleShep=]''': That's why the [=VGAs=] nominated ME for character of the year...
--> '''[=FemShep=]''': Nominated US. Let's not forget who has the highest N7 ranking here.
--> '''[=Garrus=]''': *sighs* You two hot shots done comparing the size of your N7s?
--> '''[=FemShep=]''': Awww come on, you're not jealous, are you Garrus?
--> '''Garrus''': When are the [=VGAs=] anyway?
--> '''[=MaleShep=]''': What?!
--> '''[=FemShep=]''': OH CRAP!
--> '''[=MaleShep=] & [=FemShep=]''': [[CatchPhrase I should go..]]
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*** If you pick the Charm dialogue choice, Shepard will tell the officer how s/he knows the asari aren't geth infiltrators:
--->'''Shepard:''' [[DeadpanSnarker The lack of flashlight heads is kind of a dead giveaway.]]
--->'''Shepard:''' [[DeadpanSnarker The lack of flashlight heads is kind of a dead giveaway.]]
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** Bioware has ''clearly'' been paying attention to the [[FandomNod Multiplayer Discussion Forums]].
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* During the reactor scene, Petrovsky spends a lot of time gloating about the choice you're stuck with - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrF2HI77K6MIf unless you're an Engineer,]] in which case you get the first class-specific interrupt in the series. It fixes the problem in about five seconds, leaving a rather quiet Petrovsky standing there while Shepard runs off to have their praises sung by Nyreen ''and'' Aria.
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* During the reactor scene, Petrovsky spends a lot of time gloating about the choice you're stuck with - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrF2HI77K6MIf unless you're an Engineer,]] in which case you get the first class-specific interrupt in the series. It fixes the problem in about five seconds, leaving a rather quiet Petrovsky standing there while Shepard runs off to have their praises sung by Nyreen ''and'' Aria. Aria.
* During the escape from the geth dreadnought, if Garrus is present in the squad, he will deliver this little gem:
--> '''Garrus''': Quarian bastards!
* During the escape from the geth dreadnought, if Garrus is present in the squad, he will deliver this little gem:
--> '''Garrus''': Quarian bastards!
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* The Renegade ending of ''Omega'' where Aria kisses Shepard, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CQjrDGxWnU&feature=g-all be it male or female]]. But her kissing Male!Shep made it really awkward.
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* The Renegade ending of ''Omega'' where Aria kisses Shepard, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CQjrDGxWnU&feature=g-all be it male or female]]. But her kissing Male!Shep made it really awkward. awkward.
** Particulary since the kiss lasts all of 2 seconds before she throws up her hands in defeat, obviously wishing Shepard was a woman. In comparison, her kiss with [=FemShep=] lasted twice as long, was far more intense and she clearly enjoyed it more.
--> "''Ah [=FemShep=]ard's get all the luck...''"
** Particulary since the kiss lasts all of 2 seconds before she throws up her hands in defeat, obviously wishing Shepard was a woman. In comparison, her kiss with [=FemShep=] lasted twice as long, was far more intense and she clearly enjoyed it more.
--> "''Ah [=FemShep=]ard's get all the luck...''"
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* During the reactor scene, Petrovsky spends a lot of time gloating about the choice you're stuck with - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrF2HI77K6MIf unless you're an Engineer,]] in which case you get the first class-specific interrupt in the series. It fixes the problem in about five seconds, leaving a rather quiet Petrovsky standing there while Shepard runs off to have their praises sung by Nyreen ''and'' Aria.
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* The Renegade ending of ''Omega'' where Aria kisses Shepard, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CQjrDGxWnU&feature=g-all be it male or female]]. But her kissing Male!Shep made it really awkward.
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* At the end of ''Omega'', the last shot before Shepard leaves shows a Turian dragging a Cerberus trooper by the feet, while the trooper helplessly flails about. Despite all the death and destruction surrounding them, there's something downright comical since the Turian acts as though he's just taking out the trash!
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* At the end of ''Omega'', the last shot before Shepard leaves shows a Turian dragging a Cerberus trooper by the feet, while the trooper helplessly flails about. Despite all the death and destruction surrounding them, there's There's something downright comical since about the Turian acts acting as though he's just taking out the trash!
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* At the end of ''Omega'', the last shot before Shepard leaves shows a Turian dragging a Cerberus trooper by the feet, while the trooper helplessly flails about. Despite all the death and destruction surrounding them, there's something downright comical since the Turian acts as though he's just taking out the trash!
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--> '''Aria''': Never mind.
--> '''Aria''': Never mind.
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