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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the Romans' sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' HighPriest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. When asked what must be done, the priest says the commanding general must strip nude and make several laps around the camp bearing a torch.

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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the Romans' sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' HighPriest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns General Flavius Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. When asked what must be done, the priest says the commanding general must strip nude and make several laps around the camp bearing a torch.
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* Roman legions are [[IShallTauntYou welcomed by the people of Masada with catapulted manure bags]] on the first day of siege.

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* Roman legions are [[IShallTauntYou welcomed by the people of Masada Masada]] with catapulted [[RoadApples manure bags]] on the first day of siege.

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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the Romans' sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' HighPriest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. When asked what must be done, the priest says the commanding general must strip nude and make several laps around the camp bearing a torch. Of course, the general might be spared the need of doing the ritual himself if he were to have the aid of a surrogate... in exchange for a suitable monetary "offering", of course. In the next scene, the priest accomplishes the expiation, much to the hilarity of the Zealots watching him from atop their ramparts.

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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the Romans' sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' HighPriest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. When asked what must be done, the priest says the commanding general must strip nude and make several laps around the camp bearing a torch.
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Of course, the general might be spared the need of doing the ritual himself if he were to have the aid of a surrogate... in exchange for a suitable monetary "offering", of course. In the next scene, the priest accomplishes the expiation, much to the hilarity of the Zealots watching him from atop their ramparts.
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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the Romans' sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' HighPriest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. When asked what must be done, the priest says the commanding general must strip nude and make several laps around the camp bearing a torch. Of course, the general might be spared the need of doing the ritual himself if he were to have the aid of a surrogate... in exchange for a suitable monetary "offering" of course. In the next scene, the priest accomplishes the expiation, much to the hilarity of the Zealots watching him from atop their ramparts.

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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the Romans' sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' HighPriest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. When asked what must be done, the priest says the commanding general must strip nude and make several laps around the camp bearing a torch. Of course, the general might be spared the need of doing the ritual himself if he were to have the aid of a surrogate... in exchange for a suitable monetary "offering" "offering", of course. In the next scene, the priest accomplishes the expiation, much to the hilarity of the Zealots watching him from atop their ramparts.
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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' HighPriest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. When asked what must be done, the priest says the commanding general must strip nude and make several laps around the camp bearing a torch. Of course, the general might be spared the need of doing the ritual himself if he were to have the aid of a surrogate... in exchange for a suitable monetary "offering" of course. In the next scene, the priest accomplishes the expiation, much to the hilarity of the Zealots watching him from atop their ramparts.

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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the Romans' sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' HighPriest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. When asked what must be done, the priest says the commanding general must strip nude and make several laps around the camp bearing a torch. Of course, the general might be spared the need of doing the ritual himself if he were to have the aid of a surrogate... in exchange for a suitable monetary "offering" of course. In the next scene, the priest accomplishes the expiation, much to the hilarity of the Zealots watching him from atop their ramparts.
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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' priest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. When asked what must be done, the priest says the commanding general must strip nude and make several laps around the camp bearing a torch. Of course, the general might be spared the need of doing the ritual himself if he were to have the aid of a surrogate... in exchange for a suitable monetary "offering" of course. In the next scene, the priest accomplishes the expiation, much to the hilarity of the Zealots watching him from atop their ramparts.

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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' priest HighPriest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. When asked what must be done, the priest says the commanding general must strip nude and make several laps around the camp bearing a torch. Of course, the general might be spared the need of doing the ritual himself if he were to have the aid of a surrogate... in exchange for a suitable monetary "offering" of course. In the next scene, the priest accomplishes the expiation, much to the hilarity of the Zealots watching him from atop their ramparts.
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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' priest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. When asked what must be done, the priest says the commanding general must strip nude and make several laps around the camp bearing a torch. Of course, the general might be spared the need of doing the ritual himself if he were to have the aid of a surrogate... in exchange for a suitable monetary "offering" of course.

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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' priest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. When asked what must be done, the priest says the commanding general must strip nude and make several laps around the camp bearing a torch. Of course, the general might be spared the need of doing the ritual himself if he were to have the aid of a surrogate... in exchange for a suitable monetary "offering" of course. In the next scene, the priest accomplishes the expiation, much to the hilarity of the Zealots watching him from atop their ramparts.
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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' priest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. Said ritual of expiation consists in running all around the camp with a torch while just wearing a loincloth. The priest offers to do the expiation himself for Silva in exchange for gold. Guess what he does in the following scene.

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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' priest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. Said ritual of expiation consists in running all When asked what must be done, the priest says the commanding general must strip nude and make several laps around the camp with bearing a torch while just wearing a loincloth. The priest offers to do torch. Of course, the expiation general might be spared the need of doing the ritual himself for Silva if he were to have the aid of a surrogate... in exchange for gold. Guess what he does in the following scene.a suitable monetary "offering" of course.
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* Roman legions are welcomed by the people of Masada with catapulted manure bags on the first day of siege.

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* Roman legions are [[IShallTauntYou welcomed by the people of Masada with catapulted manure bags bags]] on the first day of siege.
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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' priest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. Said ritual of expiation consists in running all around the camp with a torch while just wearing a loincloth. The priest offers to do the expiation himself for Silva in exchange for gold. Guess what he does in the following scene.

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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' priest reads a bad omen in the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. Said ritual of expiation consists in running all around the camp with a torch while just wearing a loincloth. The priest offers to do the expiation himself for Silva in exchange for gold. Guess what he does in the following scene.scene.
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* The Romans are welcomed with catapulted manure bags on the first day of siege.

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* The Romans Roman legions are welcomed by the people of Masada with catapulted manure bags on the first day of siege.
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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' priest reads a bad omen in their bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. Said ritual of expiation consists in running all around the camp with a torch while just wearing a loincloth. The priest offers to do the expiation himself for Silva in exchange for gold. Guess what he does in the following scene.

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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' priest reads a bad omen in their the goats' bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. Said ritual of expiation consists in running all around the camp with a torch while just wearing a loincloth. The priest offers to do the expiation himself for Silva in exchange for gold. Guess what he does in the following scene.
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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the priest reads a bad omen in their bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. Said ritual of expiation consists in running all around the camp with a torch while just wearing a loincloth. The priest offers to do the expiation himself for Silva in exchange for gold. Guess what he does in the following scene.

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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the Romans' priest reads a bad omen in their bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. Said ritual of expiation consists in running all around the camp with a torch while just wearing a loincloth. The priest offers to do the expiation himself for Silva in exchange for gold. Guess what he does in the following scene.
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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the priest reads a bad omen in their bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. Said expiation consists in running all around the camp while just wearing a loincloth. The priest offers to do the expiation himself for Silva in exchange for gold. Guess what he does in the following scene.

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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the priest reads a bad omen in their bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. Said ritual of expiation consists in running all around the camp with a torch while just wearing a loincloth. The priest offers to do the expiation himself for Silva in exchange for gold. Guess what he does in the following scene.
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* The Zealots infiltrate the Roman camp by night and stuff the sacrificial goats with maggots. As a result, the priest reads a bad omen in their bowels the following day and warns Silva about the necessity of expiating this bad omen. Said expiation consists in running all around the camp while just wearing a loincloth. The priest offers to do the expiation himself for Silva in exchange for gold. Guess what he does in the following scene.

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