History Funny / MarkKermode

* "If you go see ''Film/LittleMan'', shame on you. Shame on you." According to Mark, the film isn't just bad or offensive, ''[[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible it's possessed by the devil]]''. You can listen to his review [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zI-YEJiGRc here]].

* Mark takes a look at ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi7ypKqXhb4 Movie 43]]'' on his blog, and attempts to describe just how [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible unfathomably bad]] it is.

* The opening sentence of [[http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/mar/08/unfinished-business-review-ghastly-vince-vaughn-comedy this review]] of ''Film/UnfinishedBusiness''.

* During the review of Creator/ClintEastwood's ''Hereafter'', to emphasise the comically stereotypical depiction of London, Mark launches into an impromptu performance of the comedy song "Arthur Daley, 'E's Alright" by The Firm, to Simon Mayo's bemusement. This went on to be a BrickJoke, with Mark performing a "Danny Dyer version" of the song, and then ''seven years later'', during a review of Creator/GuyRitchie's ''{{Film/KingArthurLegendOfTheSword|King Arthur: Legend of the Sword}}'' and Mark describing its approach of turning the Knights of the Round Table into leary Cockney stereotypes, Simon refers to the scenario as "''King'' Arthur Daley", catching Mark so off-guard that he admits it's [[ActuallyPrettyFunny "the best joke in the review and it wasn't even mine"]].

* During the review of Creator/ClintEastwood's ''Hereafter'', to emphasise the comically stereotypical depiction of London, Mark launches into an impromptu performance of the comedy song "Arthur Daley, 'E's Alright" by The Firm, to Simon Mayo's bemusement. This went on to be a BrickJoke, with Mark performing a "Danny Dyer version" of the song, and then ''seven years later'', during a review of Creator/GuyRitchie's ''{{Film/KingArthurLegendOfTheSword King Arthur: Legend of the Sword}}'' and Mark describing its approach of turning the Knights of the Round Table into leary Cockney stereotypes, Simon refers to the scenario as "''King'' Arthur Daley", catching Mark so off-guard that he admits it's [[ActuallyPrettyFunny "the best joke in the review and it wasn't even mine"]].

* During the review of Creator/ClintEastwood's ''Hereafter'', to emphasise the comically stereotypical depiction of London, Mark launches into an impromptu performance of the comedy song "Arthur Daley, 'E's Alright" by The Firm, to Simon Mayo's bemusement. This went on to be a BrickJoke, with Mark performing a "Danny Dyer version" of the song, and then ''seven years later'', during a review of Creator/GuyRitchie's ''{{Film/KingArthurLegendOfTheSword}}'' and Mark describing its approach of turning the Knights of the Round Table into leary Cockney stereotypes, Simon refers to the scenario as "''King'' Arthur Daley", catching Mark so off-guard that he admits it's [[ActuallyPrettyFunny "the best joke in the review and it wasn't even mine"]].

-->'''Simon''': ''[reading a listener's email]'' "Having just seen the third installment of [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean this nauseating franchise]], I can safely assure the listening public that there is not a single element that suggests to me that we won't be getting a full-on Kermodian-style rant of the century. Put away your eyepatches, give up your rum bottles, turn your radios {{up to eleven}}, it's gonna be an absolute screamer." Mark, what did you think of the new ''Pirates'' movie?

* The ''Film/MarleyAndMe'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nki5M-_EVLU review]]. Apparently, there is such a thing as [[TastesLikeDiabetes "sentimentality porn"]].

* To an extent, the ''Film/{{Revolver}}'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooPdPYZpR2s review]]. Here is a film that is so bad, Mark actually feels ''sorry'' for [[Creator/GuyRitchie the man who made it]].

-->"[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not making this up]]. At least, I keep trying to convince myself that it was all a bad dream, but I've now read other reviews, [[ThatWasNotADream and they saw the same film as me]]."

* In the ''Film/ValentinesDay'' review, he mentions that it was directed by Creator/GarryMarshall, who also directed ''Creator/PrettyWoman'', which was written by the man who wrote and directed ''Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death''. Naturally, Mark suggests renting ''Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death'' and watching that as a Valentine's Day film instead of ''Valentine's Day'', because "it's funnier in every possible way and far, far more romantic."

* The Creator/CameronDiaz comedy ''Film/TheOtherWoman'' gets a thorough [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJXluqN9-X4 going over]] by an unimpressed Mark ("Hey! Go crazy, empowerment! Woo!").

* The entirety of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaPsrmEkbuU his review]] of ''Film/TheNun'', from his description of the titular character ("The Nun basically does a Marilyn Manson impression, and goes ''''Woo ...!''' Nun!'") to the succession of [[IncrediblyLamePun nun puns]] at the end (which he thought up during the screening to keep himself awake).

* The entirety of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaPsrmEkbuU his review]] of ''Film/TheNun'', from his description of the titular character ("The Nun basically does a Marilyn Manson impression, and goes 'Woo! Nun!'") to the succession of [[IncrediblyLamePun nun puns]] at the end (which he thought up during the screening to keep himself awake).