History Funny / MahouSenseiNegima

* At the beginning of the seventh volume, Asuna starts acting as though she has suddenly fallen in love with Negi, which was done dramatically ([[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v07/c054/17.html more or less]]) until it was revealed that she had partaken of a LovePotion by mistake. She starts to act relieved...and then ''[[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v07/c054/19.html this happens]]''.
** The fact that the victim of TheGlomp has a major BodyguardCrush on the girl who's latched onto her makes it even funnier.

* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v06/c053/ Don't leave shikigami clones alone for too long...]]

* In the chapter after [[spoiler:Negi and Asuna's showdown with Eva and Chachamaru]], an ecstatic Eva[[note]]who just learned that Nagi might still be alive[[/note]] tells Negi about clues regarding his father that were left in Kyoto. The funny clincher: [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v04/c026/10.html cue to Eva trying to suck Negi's blood from his right arm as payment for the info]]. (Negi's clueless look on that panel, up to the following dialogue was just icing on the cake...)

** The [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v08/c063/14.html bloodsucking bit]] [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v08/c063/15.html comes back]] a few chapters later, and this time it gets [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything heavily misinterpreted by the gang...]]
* Right after [[spoiler:Nodoka's confession to Negi]], the [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v04/c034/2.html beginning of the next chapter]] has Negi in BlankWhiteEyes + LuminescentBlush + JawDrop mode, still trying to digest what had happened.

* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v18/c165/13.html Makie can't think of any worries]].

** Much later, we get a [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v28/c253/9.html completely straight example of what this might mean]]. Fits so exactly it almost has to be a callback...
*** Aaaaand Makie not having any worries has now graduated to the level of a [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v33/c298/3.html plot point]].
* Don't forget [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v20/c183/14.html the paint job on Ayaka's private jet.]]
* In Chapters [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v19/c175/3.html 175]] and [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v20/c183/12.html 183]], Mana and Kaede's attempts to get discounts at the cinema.
* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v25/c229/10.html Sayo lets us all know the deep, political implications of Fate's schemes.]]
* Don't forget the [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v07/c061/14.html Kung]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v07/c061/15.html Fu]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v07/c061/16.html Shark]].

* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v28/c251/7.html Chapter 251]] has Negi attempting to fight off the Ariadne guards without hurting them. His solution? Pull out the BlackMagic... and combine it with the series' primary disarming spell. Nodoka's OhCrap look in the preceding panel makes it even better, as she's obviously aware of what's about to happen.

* Fate attacking Asuna with [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v06/c046/6.html Water]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v06/c046/7.html Spirits]]... that tickle her into submission. [[ClothingDamage While Naked.]] When [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v06/c046/8.html Setsuna and Negi arrive immediately after the fact]], they naturally assume the worst. ([[NotSafeForWork NSFW]])

** Obviously, she's using VNC and SSH to remotely browse Chachamaru. [[note|Expansion of acronyms for the non-tech-savvy?]] Virtual Network Computing (controlling one computer by interacting with another) and Secure Shell (protocol that lets data be shared between said computers safely). Funny because these are indeed technologies we use today.[[/note]]

--> '''[[spoiler: Kakizaki:]]'' ...Back up for a second. How many people in class have those cards. All of you who have one of those Pactawhatever cards, hands up and cards out!

** Obviously,she's using VNC and SSH to remotely browse Chachamaru. :-P
** Expansion of acronyms for the non-tech-savvy?
** Virtual Network Computing (controlling one computer by interacting with another) and Secure Shell (protocol that lets data be shared between said computers safely). Funny because these are indeed technologies we use today.

** On the same page: "Ch-Chizu-nee went and... (A large number of spring onions...)"; "I get stripped." The response? "Please have faith in life."

--> [[spoiler: Kakizaki]]: ...Back up for a second. How many people in class have those cards. All of you who have one of those Pactawhatever cards, hands up and cards out!

--> '''[[spoiler:Akira]]''': That never happened... That never happened...
* The revelation, way back when Chachamaru was [[WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove discovering love]], that she was, er, discovering love. Everything from Hakase's long winded rant in one speech bubble, to the fact that her "memories" of Negi are quite literally image files that she's been saving, and ''Hakase looks through her memories using Windows''. That's right, the ''robot capable of love'' is apparently either backwards-compatible, or ''running on Windows''.

--> '''Rakan:''' [[spoiler:I call this technique the [[ShipperOnDeck "In Celebration Of My First Kiss With Ojou-sama Strike"]]! How about it?]]

* Chapter 235 has one of the funniest SamusIsAGirl moments ''ever''. [[spoiler:Remember that perverted bounty hunter with Main/NaughtyTentacles from chapter 212? '''She''' likes boobies.]] Also a ''lot'' of SkinshipGrope.

** And more comes later on when she starts fantasizing about Negi winding her up again, and talking about it out loud, just when Negi is [[RightBehindMe right behind her]].

* Chapter 338: Chisame and Yunna getting hit on the head with chalk thrown by [[spoiler: Fate]]. And Negi going [[SuperMode Raiten]] [[ShockAndAwe Taisou]] by [[SneezeOfDoom sneezing]].

* "Are you on CRACK?" -- Evangeline's reaction when Negi asks her if he can be her disciple.

* Chapter 340 centers around a flashback to [[spoiler:Negi forming a Pactio with Ayaka]]. Given this is Ayaka we're talking about, HilarityEnsues.

** Forget about Negi in a sailor uniform, what's truly hilarious is the fact that [[spoiler:Ayaka's grabs Negi and begins to kiss him even harder, almost reversing the pactio and giving Negi a card instead of her in the process.]]

* Not even five minutes into the first episode of ''Negima!'' we see Asuna in a fish costume doing a ridiculous dance and chant for Professor Takahata's love, and then - out of nowhere, compared to the manga - we get this gem from GregAyres, in a british accent.

-->'''Setsuna:''' In any case, I already have [[spoiler:Konoka ojou-sama]] as...

-->'''Negi:''' Ahahahahaha! Setsuna-san, so it really is [[spoiler:Konoka-san]]!
-->'''Setsuna:''' What about you then, Negi-sensei? [[spoiler:Asuna-san or Nodoka-san;]] which one of them do you like?

* In the Mahora Fest Tournament Takane is hit by a [[ClothingDamage strip beam]] while most of the cast is surprised/horrified Chizuru [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v11/c095/17.html laughs at her]]

** From the same chapter, Anya tries her very best to be {{Tsundere}} about Negi, and fails miserably because all the {{ShonenUpgrade}}s he's had have left him waay too badass for her to handle, so her ''utter awe'' kinda breaks the "I don't really care about him" claims.

* In the chapter after [[spoiler:Negi and Asuna's showdown with Eva and Chachamaru]], an ecstatic Eva[[hottip:*: who just learned that Nagi might still be alive]] tells Negi about clues regarding his father that were left in Kyoto. The funny clincher: [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v04/c026/10.html cue to Eva trying to suck Negi's blood from his right arm as payment for the info]]. (Negi's clueless look on that panel, up to the following dialogue was just icing on the cake...)

*** Their reactions are what really make it hilarious:

--> '''Rakan:''' You may say no, but you ''did'' kiss the kid, didn't ya? Mwa-h! A real hot one, nyohohohoho!

** Funny on its own, but the real payoff is about a hundred chapters later, when Negi uses Perpetual Lightning Form on Fate...who expertly counters it. When Negi asks how he did, Fate just says "[[BrickJoke I was watching your fight with Jack Rakan]]." Negi's you-have-got-to-be-joking face has to be seen to be believed.

** Also, Arika is a {{Tsundere}} to the last. How does she respond to the most ''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesomely]] [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming romantic]]'' rescue imaginable?

* In the chapter after [[spoiler:Negi and Asuna's showdown with Eva and Chachamaru]], an ecstatic Eva[[hottip:*: who just learned that Nagi was still alive]] tells Negi about clues regarding his father that were left in Kyoto. The funny clincher: [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v04/c026/10.html cue to Eva trying to suck Negi's blood from his right arm as payment for the info]]. (Negi's clueless look on that panel, up to the following dialogue was just icing on the cake...)

-->'''Eva:''' You're four hundred years too early TO BE SPOUTING LINES LIKE THAT, BRAT!

** And after Nagi kisses Arika he cuddles her and says "Awww, you poor little thing! You've really gone and lost weight in there, huh? Though it looks like that hasn't stopped your chest from growing..." to which Arika responds by punching him clear into the sky.
*** That sentence wouldn't be complete with this caption "All for me!". Seriously, I almost went to the hospital because of oxygen deprivation( from laughing nonstop!).

--->'''Asakura:''' Do you like the way Negi screws, or the fact that it's Negi screwing?

** The [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v08/c063/14.html bloodsucking bit]] [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v08/c063/15.html comes back]], and this time [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything heavily misinterpreted by the gang...]]

--> '''Chisame:''' Wha- NO!
--> '''Rakan:''' You mau say no, but you ''did'' kiss the kid, didn't ya? Mwa-h! A real hot one, nyohohohoho!

* Many of Chisame and Rakan's early interactions count... Especially when Rakan discovers Negi's Pactios... by ''pickpocketing'' them from the inside of his cloak...
--> '''Rakan:''' Oh, and I'll be damned... if it isn't our little Chisame-jouchan on this one! Eh-heh!
--> '''Chisame:''' Why, you-! I-!