History Funny / MadnessCombat

*** It's even funnier when you consider the [[FreezeFrameBonus posters]], two of which have [[https://madnesscombat.fandom.com/wiki/Poster#DedmosRebuilt.fla an annoyed 2BDamned warning Deimos against this]].

** After 2BDamned fishes Deimos out of Hell, some giants start emerging from the rift created as well. The former's reaction implies enough familiarity with the latter's antics, that of ''course'' he'd piss someone off so much they'd [[EscapedFromHell follow him out of hell]] just to kick his ass. It's even funnier when you consider the [[FreezeFrameBonus posters]], two of which have [[https://madnesscombat.fandom.com/wiki/Poster#DedmosRebuilt.fla an annoyed 2BDamned warning Deimos against this]].

* In ''Consternation'', when Hank first encounters MAG Agent: Torture he unloads an entire magazine into its face in a BulletTime moment... to [[EpicFail absolutely]] [[NoSell no]] [[NegatedMomentOfAwesome effect]]. [[FreezeFrameBonus If you watch carefully]] he gets [[SweatDrop about a second]] [[OhCrap to regret it]] before Torture decides to punch him through a support beam club him clear across the canyon using its shotgun like a golf club. Somehow Torture gives the impression of being completely unfazed yet peeved enough to retaliate in the pettiest manner possible.

* ''Incident: 001A'': After being [[HumanMail shipped to the enemy in a box]], Hank comes upon a comically oversized blender, and is overcome with giddy awe.

--> '''Hank:''' The bigger they are, the harder they- ''([[NegatedMomentOfAwesome gets caught and bisected by the MAG Agent]])'' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Oops]].

* In ''Project Nexus'''s training arena, you can summon just about every hostile and friendly character in the game to get a feel for how they move, as well as environmental hazards that can just plain hurt anyone. It wasn't that surprising to find out that [[ChaoticEvil Tricky]] is flagged an environmental hazard.
* ''Project Nexus'' gives various characters voices, though one definite highlight is [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg-o05FBTqI Tricky's voice]]; a glitchy, EvilIsHammy CreepyHighPitchedVoice. It's as beautiful as you'd expect.
-->'''"OH YOU'RE DEAD. THAT'S...THAT'S NOT SURPRISING."'''\\
'''"I'M NOT DONE KICKIN' YER ASS YET!!"'''\\
'''"DID I SAY YOU COULD ''DIE-''"''' ''([[ElectronicSpeechImpediment pitch winds down]])''\\
'''"YOU - ARE - ''DEAD'', STUPID!"'''\\
''({{Angrish}})'' '''"WHAT WAS ''THIS''?!!"'''\\
'''"[[BigNo NO!]] [-NO!-] [--NOOO!--]"'''
** Speaking of Tricky, his voice actor made a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmBdg4czpd0 promotional video]] in which Tricky sings you a song/threat to buy the game, saying that if you don't that he'll break your knees. He then goes on a tirade about how any and all resistance will ultimately fail because [[{{Catchphrase}} you can't kill clown,]] ''[[{{Catchphrase}} clown kills]]'' '''[[{{Catchphrase}} YOU.]]''' [[MoodWhiplash He then cheerily sends the viewer off to a poorly drawn picture of himself saying "Cannot kill clown, Can buy vidja."]]
* ''Project Nexus'' also gives [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tju4Lgc50M a voice to Sanford]]. Turns out that voice is Johnny Utah, voice of the Newgrounds Tankmen, and that Sandford is, in the words of one commenter, an enthusiastic violence himbo and momma's boy.
-->"Hell yeah, dawg!"\\
"Hey, look! You have a hole in your face, hahah!"\\
"I had no idea I was so popular."\\
"I'M READY FOR '''MORE! YEAH!!'''"\\
"Huhuh, let's go chuckleheads!"\\
"Okay, bozos!"\\
"Moooom! Living is [-overrated-] [--anyway--]..."\\
"Hey bud!..yer' dead.."\\
"'''NOM NOM NOM''' ON YOUR ''FACE''!"\\
"Good news! You're less ugly."

** Then, in ''Antipathy'', he's moved on to doing odd jobs around Nevada, such as raking leaves next to a billboard. When Hank and Tricky speed past on a runaway locomotive, and then the rest of the detached train slows to a halt right in front of him, he briefly acknowledges it before [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight going back to work]].

* In ''Consternation'', when Hank first encounters MAG Agent: Torture he unloads an entire magazine into its face in a BulletTime moment... to [[EpicFail absolutely]] [[NoSell no]] [[NegatedMomentOfAwesome effect]]. [[FreezeFrameBonus If you watch carefully]] he gets [[SweatDrop about a second]] [[OhCrap to regret it]] before Torture decides to club him clear across the canyon using its shotgun like a golf club. Somehow Torture gives the impression of being completely unfazed yet peeved enough to retaliate in the pettiest manner possible.

[[JumpScare [Tricky contorts into a broken-jawed reed of flesh and screams at the top of his lungs.]]]

* In ''Madness Combat 5.5'', Tricky's EpicFail of trying to use ''the upper half of Jebus' severed head'' to resurrect two agents, whose heads simply explode. Afterwards, when Sanford and Deimos have left, he stomps into the room angrily screaming "HOW COME THIS DOES NOT WORK?" The reason? Jebus' ''halo'' is the source of his incredible powers, ''not'' his brain. What makes it even funnier is that it looks like Tricky is using Jebus' head as a hat.

** The fact that the Auditor's handle is [="BIGBADAUD999"=].
** The bomb. [=N0:PE=]

** How does one of the MAG Agent V2s tell the Auditor that Jesus is raiding the base it's stationed at? With an instant messenger chat. Even the agent's camera feed and ''text'' are magnified.
--->'''MAG Agent V2''': '''''[[CapsLock THERE IS A PROBLEM.]]''''' (It displays footage of Jebus pondering how to shut down the cloning project, before deciding to just shoot up the server room.)

** What's Hank's first response to seeing an A.T.P. Soldat for the first time? [[{{Troll}} Point to his own eyes to probably mock the Soldat, that compared to him he has both eyes.]] The Soldat responds by pointing at him angrily, as if just saying "''You'' shut the hell up!"

** You know Deimos is back to being his usual goofy self when he does a little bit of soft-shoe dancing (the background music even plays a short bit of Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head!) to mock a GiantMook before stealing his sunglasses. At a later point, he also ''dabs'' to taunt a giant ATP engineer.

** Deimos, after dodging a chain and getting a giant agent impaled on it, decide to saunter on the chain over to him and steal his CoolShades before caving his face in.
*** The fact that the shades are bigger than Deimos' face make him look hilariously funky.

*** During the stride over to the agent, even the ''music'' seemingly gets in on the fun with a few bars off of "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head"

** How do they bring Deimos back? By smashing him in the face with the anchor! Cue SmashToBlack with just the word "OUCH" onscreen, with the letters smushed together and quivering slightly in pain.
** After 2BDamned fishes Deimos out of Hell, some giants start emerging from the rift created as well. The former's reaction implies enough familiarity with the latter's antics, that of ''course'' he'd piss someone off so much they'd follow him out of hell just to kick his ass.

"Hey, look! Ya got a hole in your face, hahah!"\\

"Hey bud!..yer' dead.."

"Hey, look! Ya got a hole in your face, hahah!"

* ''Incident: 001A'': After being [[HumanMail shipped to the enemy in a box]], Hank comes upon a blender, and is completely amazed by it, and immediately has an idea; why yes, Hank, a [[GiantMook huge-ass MAG Agent V2]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice will]]'' [[Advertising/WillItBlend blend!!]]

** '''SATISFACTORY.'''

* In Abrogation, Sanford and Hank play rock-paper-scissors to see who will go into the building first. Hank loses to Sanford and has to go first.
* The Auditor, quite angered that his fight is going poorly, begins sucking in and absorbing every corpse in reach for power, including those outside the building. One of those corpses sucked in is ''Tricky.'' [[https://i.imgur.com/1wleUQL.png Reality itself]] [[RapidFireNo goes into a blind panic]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck at what's about to happen to the Auditor.]]

** The Incident ends on the MAG Agent pulling Hank's sword out of his head and uses it like a toothpick to poke holes in Hank's body repeatedly, with no signs of slowing down even as the screen goes black. All while the guy that Hank dragged around for the whole episode just sits back and has a smoke (and yes, [[RunningGagged this is the only smoker in the entire series that gets away with it]]).

** How does one of the MAG Agent V2s tell the Auditor that Jesus is raiding the base it's stationed at? With the same instant messenger chat that the Auditor was using to talk to the Soldats in 7.5. Even the agent's camera feed and ''text'' are magnified.