History Funny / LuckyNumberSlevin

-->'''The Boss''': That was my son. Notice I said 'was,'? That's because he's dead....Murdered. Relegated to the past tense...Sent from an 'is' to a was, before he'd had his breakfast.

-->'''The Boss''': That was my son. Notice I said 'was,'? That's because he's dead....Murdered. Relegated to the past tense...Sent from an 'is' to a was, before he'd even had breakfast.

-->'''The Boss''': That was my son. Did you notice I said 'was,'? That's because he's dead....Murdered. Relegated to the past tense...Sent from an 'is' to a was, before he'd even had breakfast.

-->'''The Boss''': Did you notice I said 'was,'? That's because he's dead....Murdered. Relegated to the past tense...Sent from an 'is' to a was, before he'd even had breakfast.

** a conversation between The Boss and Slevin

-->'''Lindsay''': The sugar. The penis thing's not very Mayberry.

* The delivery of [[http://youtu.be/W4hMWHRLEF4 this line]] is nothing short of amazing.

-->'''The Boss''': ''(glances at his bodyguard)'' Why? Do we look alike?

* Slevin vs. the mugger. It's just plain priceless. Especially when you consider that ''[[spoiler: it didn't really happen!]]'' Slevin's even a smartass [[spoiler: in his own mind.]]

* A FunnyBackgroundEvent: The entire time the Boss is explaining Slevin's troubling predicament, Slevin is trying to pour himself a glass of water. It seems to exasperate the hell out of the Boss if you watch his facial expressions, when he realizes he has been monologuing and Slevin's been trying to get a drink of water. Slevin even gets caught and still goes for it while the Boss begins to walk out of the room. [[spoiler: HarsherInHindsight, when you realizes it's because he himself is a hitman, plotting to kill the Boss. He doesn't care if he gets caught, because he knows there won't be any consequences for the Boss thinking he's a schmuck, since he's essential in Goodkat's "plan."]]

* Lindsay and Slevin's entire adorable conversation about James Bond. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.

* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Pretty much anything Slevin says, but if one had to pick a moment, it's when Elvis and Slow meet Slevin:

** Or shortly thereafter:

** Another notable one:

** The back and forth between Slevin and the cops when they grab him off the street for a quick word is incredible. Like many of Slevin's conversations, it ends with him getting punched.

-->'''Lindsay''': The sugar. The penis thing's not very Mayberry.

* Slevin vs. the mugger. It's just plain priceless.

* A FunnyBackgroundEvent: The entire time the Boss is explaining Slevin's troubling predicament, Slevin is trying to pour himself a glass of water. It seems to exasperate the hell out of the Boss if you watch his facial expressions.

-->'''Slevin''': I don't go on again until eight.

* Slevin accidentally flashing Lindsay is funny enough, but the scene is immediately topped when Lindsay ''rushes back into the apartment a second time to try and catch another look''. The smug look on Slevin's is priceless.
-->'''Lindsay''': I was trying to catch the next show.

** The back and forth between Slevin and the cops when they grab him off the street for a quick word is incredible. Like many of Slevin's conversations, it ends with him getting punched.

-->'''Slow''': "Tell it to the one legged man so he can bump it off down the road."

-->'''Elvis''': "Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent, whatever the fuck your name is--the Virgin Mary herself could come waltzing up in here with her fine ass titties hanging out and everything and if she said your name was Jesus Christ, I still gotta take you to see The Boss. Know why?"
-->'''Slevin''': "No."
-->'''Elvis''': "Orders. Now, you do know what orders is, right? Orders is ''orders''."
-->'''Slevin''': "So I guess no one ever taught you not to use the word you're defining in the definition."
-->'''Elvis''': ''(punches Slevin in the gut)'' "Say something else! I will break your motherfuckin' nose, I ain't playin' with you!"
-->'''Slevin''': "My nose is already broken."

-->'''Lindsey:''' "So what are you gonna say?"
-->'''Slevin:''' "The same thing a man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or to the left."
-->'''Lindsey:''' "...What's that?"
-->'''Slevin:''' ''[[MathematiciansAnswer "Yes."]]''

-->'''Elvis''': "Slevin, Clark Kent, whatever the fuck your name is--the Virgin Mary herself could come waltzing up in here with her fine ass titties hanging out and everything and if she said your name was Jesus Christ, I still gotta take you to see The Boss. Know why?"