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* The way Lucifer trumpets when describing what an Eiffel Tower is.

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* The way Lucifer trumpets when describing what an Eiffel Tower is.talking about Chloe's assets.



--> '''Lucifer''': "Good morning, detective!"

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--> '''Lucifer''': "Good Good morning, detective!"detective!



* Lucifer tries to pull the "deepest desires" trick on a security guard to ask him who among the bevy of beautiful women he's interested in. The man's answer: Lucifer himself as he's gay. Lucifer is surprised but also complimented by it as he sends the guy off.

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* Lucifer tries to pull the "deepest desires" trick on a security guard to ask him who among the bevy of beautiful women he's interested in. The man's answer: Lucifer himself as he's gay. Lucifer is surprised but also complimented flattered by it as he sends the guy off.off.
* Lucifer gets the number from the woman handing out name tags and then hands it off to an attendee who is shocked.
--> '''Attendee''': Whoa, did you just numbers close the name tag girl?
---> '''Lucifer''': *Puts the number in the attendee's pocket* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Lose it]] [virginity] wisely.
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---> '''Maze''': This is so hot. It's like you're torturing yourself.

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---> '''Maze''': This is so hot. It's like you're torturing punishing yourself.

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** Hearing more of the imposter's antics "diluting the Lucifer brand"

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** Hearing more of the imposter's antics "diluting the Lucifer brand"brand".


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*** And Maze's reaction to Lucifer yelling at Justin.
---> '''Maze''': This is so hot. It's like you're torturing yourself.

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* The way Lucifer trumpets when describing what an Eiffel Tower is.



* The way Lucifer trumpets when describing what an Eiffel Tower is.
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* The way Lucifer trumpets when describing what an Eiffel Tower is.


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** And then his reaction.
--> '''Lucifer''': "Good morning, detective!"


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** As he's leaving he asks someone to flip the omelette.

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[[AC: Lucifer, The Would-Be Prince of Darkness]]

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[[AC: Lucifer, The Would-Be Prince of Darkness]]



* While looking at suspect photo's.
-->Lucifer: Ginger lad. Soul-less bastards, give even me the creeps!

[[AC: Lucifer, Manly Whatnots]]

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** And when the imposter turns out to be [[spoiler: some random hipster]]:
-->'''Maze''': [[DeadpanSnarker He looks just like you.]]
-->'''Lucifer''': [[TheComicallySerious He most certainly does not!]]
* While looking at suspect photo's.
-->Lucifer:
photos.
-->'''Lucifer''':
Ginger lad. Soul-less bastards, give even me the creeps!

[[AC: Lucifer, Manly Whatnots]]
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* Lucifer chuckles that tails, hoof and horns are "all the stuff of TV and movies."

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* Lucifer chuckles that tails, hoof and horns are "all the stuff of TV and movies.""
* Lucifer and Carver discover that not only is Carver's love, Lindsay, in on her own "kidnapping" but she's a woman Carver slept with two years ago and he didn't even remember meeting her before.
-->'''Lindsay''': I met you at the library. Good place to score desperate babes. That's in Chapter 11, I believe?
-->'''Lucifer''': Oh, that's bad.
-->'''Lindsay''': I was a virgin, Carver.
-->'''Lucifer''': That's worse.
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* A guy tries the old "Ten-I-See" line on Chloe as Lucifer sighs "you poor soul..."

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* A guy tries the old "Ten-I-See" line on Chloe as Lucifer sighs "you poor soul...""
* Lucifer chuckles that tails, hoof and horns are "all the stuff of TV and movies."
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-->'''Lucifer''': Yes, I suppose it is his fault.

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-->'''Lucifer''': Yes, I suppose it is his fault.fault.
* Chloe comes to a party at the club in a dress left by one of Lucifer's conquests.
-->'''Chloe''': What was she wearing when she left?
-->'''Lucifer''': A smile.
-->'''Chloe''': If I get an STD from this, I'm going to kill you.
* A guy tries the old "Ten-I-See" line on Chloe as Lucifer sighs "you poor soul..."
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* Lucifer interrupts the speech of the pickup artist "expert" to openly ask the crowd why he can't get Chloe to sleep with him, even getting a spotlight on them as Chloe can't believe this is happening.

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* Lucifer interrupts the speech of the pickup artist "expert" to openly ask the crowd why he can't get Chloe to sleep with him, even getting a spotlight on them as Chloe can't believe this is happening.happening.
* Coming to his club, Chloe finds Lucifer is providing "equal measure" by standing naked before her. She hands him a coat to his disbelief.
-->'''Lucifer''': Are you well? The berries are ripe and ready to be harvested.
** Chloe is thrown to see the scars where Lucifer's wings were.
-->'''Chloe''': My God.
-->'''Lucifer''': Yes, I suppose it is his fault.
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-->'''Lucifer''': Were you hit on the head when you were small?

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-->'''Lucifer''': Were you hit on the head when you were small?small?
* Lucifer interrupts the speech of the pickup artist "expert" to openly ask the crowd why he can't get Chloe to sleep with him, even getting a spotlight on them as Chloe can't believe this is happening.
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* Lucifer tries to pull the "deepest desires" trick on a security guard to ask him who among the bevy of beautiful women he's interested in. The man's answer: Lucifer himself as he's gay. Lucifer is surprised but also complimented by it as he sends the guy off.

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* Lucifer tries to pull the "deepest desires" trick on a security guard to ask him who among the bevy of beautiful women he's interested in. The man's answer: Lucifer himself as he's gay. Lucifer is surprised but also complimented by it as he sends the guy off.off.
* Lucifer's complete inability to understand why Chloe isn't attracted to him is hysterical.
-->'''Lucifer''': Were you hit on the head when you were small?
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-->'''Lucifer''': I can arrange that, actually.

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-->'''Lucifer''': I can arrange that, actually.actually.
* Lucifer tries to pull the "deepest desires" trick on a security guard to ask him who among the bevy of beautiful women he's interested in. The man's answer: Lucifer himself as he's gay. Lucifer is surprised but also complimented by it as he sends the guy off.
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** He's so upset about it that he goes right to Martin to complain about Chloe having a "genetic disorder" and interrupting another appointment by her.

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** He's so upset about it that he goes right to Martin to complain about Chloe having a "genetic disorder" and interrupting another appointment by her.her.
* Chloe is adamant that she and Lucifer will ''never'' sleep together.
-->'''Chloe''': When Hell freezes over.
-->'''Lucifer''': I can arrange that, actually.
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-->'''Lucifer''': Never been thrown out of anywhere in my life! Except Heaven, of course.

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-->'''Lucifer''': Never been thrown out of anywhere in my life! Except Heaven, of course.course.
** He's so upset about it that he goes right to Martin to complain about Chloe having a "genetic disorder" and interrupting another appointment by her.
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-->Lucifer: Ginger lad. Soul-less bastards, give even me the creeps!

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-->Lucifer: Ginger lad. Soul-less bastards, give even me the creeps!creeps!

[[AC: Lucifer, Manly Whatnots]]
* Hearing a noise as she exits the shower, Chloe finds Lucifer in her kitchen, startled so she drops her towel and buck naked except for a gun.
* Lucifer meeting Dan.
-->'''Dan''': What in God's name are you doing here?
-->'''Lucifer''': Nothing in his name at all.
* Chloe kicking Lucifer out.
-->'''Lucifer''': Never been thrown out of anywhere in my life! Except Heaven, of course.
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-->'''Lucifer''': I'd rather return to the fires of Hell than spend a night in Tarzana!

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-->'''Lucifer''': I'd rather return to the fires of Hell than spend a night in Tarzana!Tarzana!
* While looking at suspect photo's.
-->Lucifer: Ginger lad. Soul-less bastards, give even me the creeps!
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-->'''Lucifer''': Every single part of that sentence horrifies me.

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-->'''Lucifer''': Every single part of that sentence horrifies me.me.
** Hearing more of the imposter's antics "diluting the Lucifer brand"
-->'''Lucifer''': I'd rather return to the fires of Hell than spend a night in Tarzana!
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-->'''Lucifer''': A celebrity virgin in Los Angeles! It's like a four-leaf clover and a unicorn had a baby! You know, without having sex.

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-->'''Lucifer''': A celebrity virgin in Los Angeles! It's like a four-leaf clover and a unicorn had a baby! You know, without having sex.sex.
* Lucifer hears about his imposter.
-->'''Woman''': He performed at a rap battle last week in the Valley.
-->'''Lucifer''': Every single part of that sentence horrifies me.
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-->'''Trixie:''' This isn't even in HD.

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-->'''Trixie:''' This isn't even in HD.HD.

[[AC: Lucifer, The Would-Be Prince of Darkness]]

* Lucifer gleeful at meeting a star football player who's a virgin.
-->'''Lucifer''': A celebrity virgin in Los Angeles! It's like a four-leaf clover and a unicorn had a baby! You know, without having sex.
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** Lucifer's reaction to her [[TheGlomp glomping]] him:
-->'''Lucifer:''' ''(somewhat awkwardly)'' Hello again, small human.
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** Also when she takes the joint from him.
--->'''Lucifer''': Wait, it's 'puff, puff, pass', not 'puff, puff, stomp angrily.'
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* Chloe is continuing to be baffled how Lucifer survived being shot, not buying his explanation of being immortal.

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* Chloe is continuing to be still baffled as to how Lucifer survived being shot, not buying his explanation of being immortal.
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* Chloe finds Lucifer smoking a joint he found at the crime scene.
-->'''Chloe''': You're smoking evidence!
-->'''Lucifer''': Well, it would have gone to waste otherwise!
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* Chloe is continuing to be baffled how Lucifer survived being shot, not buying his explanation of being immortal.
-->'''Chloe''': I'm going to figure out your secret.
-->'''Lucifer''': It's not a secret when I'm telling you!

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* The very first scene: Lucifer gets pulled over for speeding, he's asked for his license and registration, so he pulls out a wad of bills and starts counting them.
-->'''Cop:''' Are you ''bribing'' me?\\
'''Lucifer:''' [[BluntYes Yes]]. ''[continues counting]''



* Lucifer tossing Trixie's doll, treating like she was a dog.

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* Lucifer comes upon a fire and brimstone street preacher, except it turns out he's just a performance artist, and wants Lucifer to leave because he's interrupting his show. Lucifer then shows him his real face, causing him to run away screaming.
* Lucifer tossing Trixie's doll, doll for her to fetch, treating her like she was a dog.dog.
-->'''Lucifer:''' Is that too advanced for her?\\
'''Trixie:''' You're funny.
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* Lucifer tossing Trixie's doll, treating like she was a dog.
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* A fight takes place between Grey Cooper and his bodyguard after Amanda admits that she's having an affair with him. Chloe decides to arrest them both.

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* A fight takes place between Grey Cooper and his bodyguard after Amanda admits that she's having an affair with him. Chloe decides to arrest them both.both.

[[AC: Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil]]
* Chloe finally deciding she should tell Trixie about her OldShame movie. Only for Trixie to reveal she's already seen it.
-->'''Trixie:''' I have Internet.
-->'''Chloe:''' Oh. Right.
-->'''Trixie:''' This isn't even in HD.
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* A fight takes place between Grey Cooper and his bodyguard after Amanda admits that she has an affair with him. Chloe decides to get them both arrested.

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* A fight takes place between Grey Cooper and his bodyguard after Amanda admits that she has she's having an affair with him. Chloe decides to get arrest them both arrested.both.
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[[AC:Pilot]]

* Lucifer realizing that Chloe is immune to his charms.
* Jimmy Barnes' WTF face when he finds out that his bride doesn't want to get dirty with him after the wedding.
* The bully gets scared when Lucifer shows off... his eyes. Yeah...
* Lucifer getting Dr. Martin to easily crack and tell him and Chloe who Delilah is seeing. He even compares himself to heroin.
* A fight takes place between Grey Cooper and his bodyguard after Amanda admits that she has an affair with him. Chloe decides to get them both arrested.

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