History Funny / Kindergarten2

--> '''Janitor:''' So my nemesis has a name... BOB.
--> '''You:''' Do ''you'' have a name?
--> '''Janitor:''' What?! No! I lost it in the war.
--> '''You:''' How did you lose your name in a war?
--> '''Janitor:''' War changes a man! You wouldn't understand!
--> '''You:''' Which war?
--> '''Janitor''' The best one.
--> '''You:''' Which one was that?
--> '''Janitor:''' [[TheNarcissist The one I was in!]] Haven't you been paying attention? [[LampshadeHanging Do YOU have a name?]]
--> '''You:''' Ummmm...
--> '''Janitor:''' That's what I thought. So let's stick to the guy who's name we DO know.

--> '''Nugget''' The first of the things Nugget needs for his plan is a lighter. Nugget needs a lighter brought into the school.
--> '''You:''' You say [='Nugget'=] a lot.
--> '''Nugget:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Keen observation.]] [[SarcasmMode Has Nugget's potential friend also noticed]] [[CaptainObvious the green of the grass and the blue of the sky?]]

---> This is the pile of nuggets that broke my fall. [[WebVideo/GameTheory Some theorize]] that it should be larger, but apparently it's fine.

--> '''Dr. Danner''': Well children, looks like this is the end of my tenure here. Stay in school. Don't do any drugs unless I gave them to you.

--> '''Felix''': Oh... yes... how could I forget [about that trip to the nugget factory that I promised you]? Ummm... hey weirdo. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial If there wasn't a nugget factory, that would be okay, right?]]
--> '''Nugget''': [[DisproportionateRetribution Nugget would bury the rich boy with his rich brother]]
--> '''Felix''': Right... okay then. The limo is this way, weirdo. [[OhCrap I hope they make nuggets somewhere around here.]]

* Dr. Danner will ask Ozzy if he wants to permit his dying body to be used for anatomy. He even says it's semi-legal and on top of that, he just goes with him accepting it and then saying tomorrow's subject will be on anatomy [[spoiler:(possibly including now the dead body of Cindy from when the player convinced her to stuck a fork in the outlet)]].
* Dr. Danner after knowing he'll be fired for [[spoiler: witnessing his magnet pulling off Penny's head]], he says this quote:

--> '''Nugget''': [[DisproportionateRetribution Nugget would bury the rich boy with]] [[DisproportionateRetributon his rich brother]]

* After finishing the Cain's not Able route by [[spoiler: killing Ted]], Felix and Nugget have this exchange:

--> '''Nugget''': [[DisproportionateRetribution Nugget would bury the rich boy with]] [[spoiler: [[DisproportionateRetributon his rich brother]]]]

* At the end of the Breaking Sad route, Ms. Applegate will tell you to stay in school and not to do drugs, [[spoiler: even though she just went into a lengthy speech about how she's going to do the exact opposite]].

--> This is the pile of nuggets that broke my fall. [[WebVideo/GameTheory Some theorize]] that it should be larger, but apparently it's fine.

--> '''Nugget''': [[DisproportionateRetribution Nugget would bury the rich boy with [[spoiler:his rich brother]].]]

* At the end of the Breaking Sad route, Ms. Applegate will tell you to stay in school and not to do drugs, [[spoiler: even though she just went into a lengthy speech about how she's going to do the exact opposite]].

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--> '''This is the pile of nuggets that broke my fall. [[WebVideo/GameTheory Some theorize]] that it should be larger, but apparently it's fine.

* If Nugget has successfully made his new Nugget Cave, you are actually able to jump inside. Doing so before talking to Nugget results in death. The reason? It may be a new Nugget Cave, but it's just as deep as the old one.

* If Ms. Applegate had been pushed to frustration in the school yard and then hears a firecracker go off in the classroom, [[RageBreakingPoint she will snap and storm out of the room]]. If Nugget hadn't entered the room yet, he will ask what happened. Upon being told the teacher snapped, Nugget asks if this means he isn't [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} the craziest person anymore]], to which you tell him "Possibly."

* If Ms. Applewood had been pushed to frustration in the school yard and then hears a firecracker go off in the classroom, [[RageBreakingPoint she will snap and storm out of the room]]. If Nugget hadn't entered the room yet, he will ask what happened. Upon being told the teacher snapped, Nugget asks if this means he isn't [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} the craziest person anymore]], to which you tell him "Possibly."

* If Nugget has successfully made his new Nugget Hole, you are actually able to jump inside. Doing so before talking to Nugget results in death. The reason? It may be a new Nugget Hole, but it's just as deep as the old one.

-> '''Dr. Danner''': Well children, looks like this is the end of my tenure here. Stay in school. Don't do any drugs unless I gave them to you.

Dr. Danner will ask Ozzy if he wants to permit his dying body to be used for anatomy. He even says it's semi-legal and on top of that, he just goes with him accepting it and then saying tomorrow's subject will be on anatomy [[spoiler:(possibly including now the dead body of Cindy from when the player convinced her to stuck a fork in the outlet)]].

* If Ms. Applewood had been pushed to frustration in the school yard and then hears a firecracker go off in the classroom, [[RageBreakingPoint she will snap and storm out of the room]]. If Nugget hadn't entered the room yet, he will ask what happened. Upon being told the teacher snapped, Nugget asks if this means he isn't [[{{Cloudcuccoolander}} the craziest person anymore]], to which you tell him "Possibly."

--> '''Ms. Applegate''': Nope, Nope, Nopity, nope.

For funny moment in ''Kindergarten'', go [[Funny/{{Kindergarten}} here]].

* at the start of gym, Jerome and Carla will be fighting over a ball. If you choose to help Carla, the ball will go flying and hit Ms. Applegate in the face. In response, Ms. Applegate will proceed to beat Jerome to death, chasing all the way to the classroom.