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* The Germans who thought it was a [[SarcasmMode good idea]] to set up a field kitchen ''[[DidntThinkThisThrough right next to a giant water-filled hole]]'' and [[LaserGuidedKarma promptly getting splashed by Kelly's passing Jeep]] in the opening.

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* The Germans who thought it was a [[SarcasmMode good idea]] to set up a field kitchen ''[[DidntThinkThisThrough ''[[TooDumbToLive right next to a giant water-filled hole]]'' and [[LaserGuidedKarma promptly getting splashed by Kelly's passing Jeep]] in the opening.opening.
** Made funnier by the fact that there were ''[[DidntThinkThisThrough far better places to put the damn thing]]'', and they chose ''there'' of all places!
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* The Germans who thought it was a [[SarcasmMode good idea]] to set up a field kitchen ''[[DidntThinkThisThrough right next to a giant water-filled hole]]'' and [[LaserGuidedKarma promptly getting splashed by Kelly's passing Jeep]] in the opening.
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'''Oddball''': Hey man, I'm about to put you onto something very good and you are giving me your problems. This sector's so screwed up, nob ody knows where the German lines or where our lines are. I got through with no problem at all. Now I got a bank back here with about $16 million and it's just waiting to be picked up. Are you in?\\

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'''Oddball''': Hey man, I'm about to put you onto something very good and you are giving me your problems. This sector's so screwed up, nob ody nobody knows where the German lines or where our lines are. I got through with no problem at all. Now I got a bank back here with about $16 million and it's just waiting to be picked up. Are you in?\\
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** "I’m drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know."
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'''Bellamy''': Where do I find a hundred men, just like that? \\
''*[[DoubleTake sudden realization]], Bellamy faces the band as camera pans to focus on the military band.*''

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'''Bellamy''': Where do I find a hundred men, guys, just like that? \\
''*[[DoubleTake sudden realization]], Bellamy faces the band again as camera pans to focus on the military band.*''
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-->'''Oddball''': WHY DON'T YOU KNOCK IT OFF WITH THEM NEGATIVE WAVES! Why don't you dig how beautiful it is? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change..
--> '''Moriarty''': (''{{beat}}'') crap.
* Crapgame and Willard comes up to Cowboy to stop the ringing of the bell tower. The Cowboy gets a whiff of them since they had a toilet stall collapse on them.

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-->'''Oddball''': WHY DON'T YOU KNOCK IT OFF WITH THEM NEGATIVE WAVES! Why don't you dig how beautiful it is? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change..
change...
--> '''Moriarty''': (''{{beat}}'') crap.
Crap.
* Crapgame and Willard comes come up to Cowboy to stop the ringing of the bell tower. The Cowboy gets a whiff of them since they had a toilet stall collapse on them.
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* When Kelly, Big Joe and Oddball go out to confront the Tiger tank guarding the bank music plays that's right out of one of Eastwood's spaghetti westerns. Even better is that from the expression on his face it looks like [[PaintingTheFourthWall Oddball is hearing the music]].

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* When Kelly, Big Joe and Oddball go out to confront the Tiger tank guarding the bank music plays that's right out of one of Eastwood's spaghetti westerns. Even better is that from the expression on his face it looks like [[PaintingTheFourthWall [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Oddball is hearing the music]].
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* When Kelly, Big Joe and Oddball go out to confront the Tiger tank guarding the bank music plays that's right out of one of Eastwood's spaghetti westerns. Even better is that from the expression on his face it looks like [[PaintingTheFourthWall Oddball is hearing the music]].
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** Woof! Woof! Woof!

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** "Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!Woof!"



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* General Colt listening to the comm traffic of the river crossing battle as if it's the Army-Navy game.



* General Colt listening to the comm traffic of the river crossing battle as if it's the Army-Navy game.

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* General Colt listening to the comm traffic of the river crossing battle as if it's the Army-Navy game.
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* General Colt listening to the comm traffic of the river crossing battle as if it's the Army-Navy game.
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** "To a New Yorker like you a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers!"

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** [[MemeticMutation "To a New Yorker like you a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers!"Tigers!" ]]

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'''Bellamy''': Alright, alright, alright. Look, with three tanks, it's easy. With 60-foot bridge it's something else! I need support units Oddball! I need at least a hundred guys! ''(Bellamy gestures toward a window for emphasis. Through the window a military band of about a hundred guys can be seen playing.)'' Where do I find a hundred men, just like that? (''[[DoubleTake sudden realization]], Bellamy faces the band as camera pans to focus on the military band.'')

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'''Bellamy''': Alright, alright, alright. Look, with three tanks, it's easy. With 60-foot bridge it's something else! I need support units Oddball! I need at least a hundred guys! ''(Bellamy guys!\\
''*Bellamy
gestures toward a window for emphasis. Through the window a military band of about a hundred guys can be seen playing.)'' *'' \\
'''Bellamy''':
Where do I find a hundred men, just like that? (''[[DoubleTake \\
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sudden realization]], Bellamy faces the band as camera pans to focus on the military band.'')*''



* ''Crapgame begins to walk away''*\\

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* ''Crapgame ''*Crapgame begins to walk away''*\\away*''\\


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* Near the end, when Big Joe checks on Crapgame
--> '''Crapgame''': How's things going with the bank?\\
''*Tiger cannon fires, explosion ensues in the background*'' \\
'''Big Joe''': Nothing.
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* ''Crapgame begins to walk away''*\\

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* ''Crapgame *''Crapgame begins to walk away''*\\

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* Oddball and Moriarty argue over wether or not to go up against the Tiger tanks.
-->'''Oddball''': WHY DON'T YOU KNOCK IT OFF WITH THEM NEGATIVE WAVES! Why don't you dig how beautiful it is? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change..
--> '''Moriarty''': (''{{beat}}'') crap.

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* In order to get across the river to meet Kelly, Oddball and Moriarty argue over wether or not his crew need to go up against use a railway bridge, passing right through a German force guarding workers repairing the Tiger tanks.
-->'''Oddball''': WHY DON'T YOU KNOCK IT OFF WITH THEM NEGATIVE WAVES! Why don't you dig how beautiful it is? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change..
--> '''Moriarty''': (''{{beat}}'') crap.
rail lines. How do they leave? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lELZMc7mvgw Perfectly.]]



* In order to get across the river to meet Kelly, Oddball and his crew need to use a railway bridge, passing right through a German force guarding workers repairing the rail lines. How do they leave? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lELZMc7mvgw Perfectly.]]

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* In order to get across the river to meet Kelly, Oddball and his crew need Moriarty argue over wether or not to use a railway bridge, passing right through a German force guarding workers repairing go up against the rail lines. How do Tiger tanks.
-->'''Oddball''': WHY DON'T YOU KNOCK IT OFF WITH THEM NEGATIVE WAVES! Why don't you dig how beautiful it is? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change..
--> '''Moriarty''': (''{{beat}}'') crap.
* Crapgame and Willard comes up to Cowboy to stop the ringing of the bell tower. The Cowboy gets a whiff of them since
they leave? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lELZMc7mvgw Perfectly.]]had a toilet stall collapse on them.
-->'''Cowboy''': *''whiffs''* God almighty! You guys smell like you fell into a dung heap.\\
'''Crapgame''': Kinda makes you homesick, don't it?\\
*''Crapgame begins to walk away''*\\
'''Willard''': [[InsultBackfire Y'know it does kind of, don't it, old buddy?]].\\
'''Cowboy''': Yeah.
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* The entire conversation between Bellamy and Oddball.
--> '''Oddball''': Woof woof!\\
'''Bellamy''': Ah don't try to be funny Oddball! What do you want?\\
'''Oddball''': Uh, I'm calling you from a cafe about 10 miles south of Mesurier and I wondered, uh, if you could do me a favor.\\
'''Bellamy''': Mesurier? I got a map here someplace that says we haven't even captured that place yet!\\
'''Oddball''': Yeah, so I heard. Everybody seems very friendly. Look baby, I'm kind of hung up. I need about 60 feet of bridge.\\
'''Bellamy''': How the hell am I supposed to get 60 feet of bridge 10 miles behind the German lines?\\
'''Oddball''': Hey man, I'm about to put you onto something very good and you are giving me your problems. This sector's so screwed up, nob ody knows where the German lines or where our lines are. I got through with no problem at all. Now I got a bank back here with about $16 million and it's just waiting to be picked up. Are you in?\\
'''Bellamy''': Hey, uh, listen kid, they haven't got you back in the nut ward [[NoodleIncident again]], have they?\\
'''Oddball''': Hey Bellamy! For crying out loud! That is the lousiest, stinking, most awful, stupid joke and you're always pulling that stinking, awful, stupid joke! You don't want in this thing, you don't get in this thing! I cut you out of everything! I don't need you. 60 feet of bridge, I can pick up almost anywhere! Schmuck!\\
'''Bellamy''': Alright, alright, alright. Look, with three tanks, it's easy. With 60-foot bridge it's something else! I need support units Oddball! I need at least a hundred guys! ''(Bellamy gestures toward a window for emphasis. Through the window a military band of about a hundred guys can be seen playing.)'' Where do I find a hundred men, just like that? (''[[DoubleTake sudden realization]], Bellamy faces the band as camera pans to focus on the military band.'')
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* In the middle of a minefield, Crapgame comes across a mine.
-->'''Crapgame:''' "Hey, hey, HEY! I found one!"\\
'''Big Joe:''' [sarcastically] "What kind is it?'\\
'''Crapgame:''' "The kind that blows up! How the hell do I know what kind it is?"
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* In order to get across the river to meet Kelly, Oddball and his crew need to use a railway bridge, passing right through a German force guarding workers repairing the rail lines. How do these leave? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lELZMc7mvgw Perfectly.]]

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* In order to get across the river to meet Kelly, Oddball and his crew need to use a railway bridge, passing right through a German force guarding workers repairing the rail lines. How do these they leave? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lELZMc7mvgw Perfectly.]]
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* In order to get across the river to meet Kelly, Oddball and his crew need to use a railway bridge, passing right through a German force guarding workers repairing the rail lines. How do these leave? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lELZMc7mvgw Perfectly.]]
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-->'''Oddball''': WHY DON'T YOU KNOCK IT OFF WITH THEM NEGATIVE WAVES! Why don't you dig how beautiful it is? Why don't you say something rightus and hopeful for a change..

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-->'''Oddball''': WHY DON'T YOU KNOCK IT OFF WITH THEM NEGATIVE WAVES! Why don't you dig how beautiful it is? Why don't you say something rightus righteous and hopeful for a change..

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* Oddball and Moriarty argue over wether or not to go up against the Tiger tanks.
-->'''Oddball''': WHY DON'T YOU KNOCK IT OFF WITH THEM NEGATIVE WAVES! Why don't you dig how beautiful it is? Why don't you say something rightus and hopeful for a change..
--> '''Moriarty''': (''{{beat}}'') crap.
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* Woof! Woof! Woof!
* "No more negative waves!"
* "To a New Yorker like you a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers!"

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* Pretty much anything Oddball says:
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Woof! Woof! Woof!
* ** "No more negative waves!"
* ** "To a New Yorker like you a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers!"
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