History Funny / JusticeLeague

* Of all people to start a large chant in an auditorium, Martian Manhunter (wearing a cloak) starts chanting "Superman" like he's in a sporting arena, with the audience soon following. What adds to the hilarity is the usual tone he has is being used to project itself.

!![[AC:1x16/17 -- Fury]]

-->'''Customer''': I'm leaning towards the Cranberry (lipstick).\\
'''Clerk''': That is so ''definitely'' your color. ''(to Diana)'' Don't you agree, miss?\\
'''Diana''': Why would anyone want to cover up her natural beauty?\\
'''Customer''': Easy for you to say, Miss Cheekbones.

-->'''Diana''': Believe me, I don't need a stick.

!![[AC:1x14/15 -- Legends]]

!![[AC:1x16/17 -- Injustice for All]]

* There's one part:

!!'''Fury'''
* At the end, Diana is sad that [[StrawFeminist Aresia]] died without getting to know men and see that they can be noble. Then Flash walks up, [[NotHelpingYourCase talks with his mouth full, and burps]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-5fMil83xA This brilliant exchange]] between Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl, which doubles as GettingCrapPastTheRadar:
-->'''Hawkgirl:''' Yes, but who wants to live in a world without men?\\
'''Wonder Woman:''' They can't possibly be that essential to your life.\\
'''Hawkgirl:''' Don't knock it until you've tried it, Princess.

!!'''A Knight of Shadows'''

!!'''Metamorphosis'''

!!'''The Savage Time'''

!!'''Twilight'''

!!'''Tabula Rasa'''

!!'''Only a Dream'''
* Copperhead tries to force Hawkgirl to help him escape by flying. She flies straight up and stays there. He tries to threaten her to leave and she mentions that he will "fall 40 stories"

!!'''Maid of Honor'''

!!'''Hearts and Minds'''

!!'''A Better World'''

'''Green Lantern:''' ''[snapping]'' C'mon, [[WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}} Jiminy]]!

!!'''Eclipsed'''

!!'''The Terror Beyond'''

'''Grundy:''' ''[panicking, with his mouth full]'' Girl gave Grundy the cookies!!

!!'''Secret Society'''

* A {{mook|s}} gives the Flash a PretenderDiss when the latter tries [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique dangling him out the window to get him to talk]]. Unlike Batman, though, Flash ''actually drops him'' -- but keeps pace by [[WallRun running down the side of the building]] and asking for details, rescuing the hapless thug at the bottom after he agrees to talk.
* The reveal that Giganta use to be a normal gorilla. Shade was hitting on her until this revelation. Not at all helped by the fact that after Grodd reveals this, Shade looks over to Giganta eating a banana and winking at him. And Shade then gives a shrug that possibly means to say he doesn't mind at all...

!!'''Hereafter'''

!!'''Wild Cards'''

!!'''Comfort and Joy'''

* Hawkgirl and Green Lantern have the most epic super-powered snowball fight. Before that, John hanging around the snow planet just to celebrate Christmas spirit. He goes snowboarding with a ring construct snowboard, Hawkgirl is baffled that he can ''fly through space'' and sliding down a hill is still awesome for him. She's unimpressed by his snowman, and when he makes a snow angel, crowing "Look at my wings!" Hawkgirl just looks at her ''real'' wings and declares them "very nice." She did seem to really get into the snowball fight, though. . . probably because it has the word "[[BloodKnight fight]]" in it.

!!'''Starcrossed'''

'''Batman:''' ''([[DeathGlare glaring, through gritted teeth]])'' ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis That's. Not. Helping.]]''

'''Batman:''' As much as ''he's'' getting? ''[gestures towards Humanite]'' [...] Look at all you've had to put up with. You should be getting more.\\
'''Ultra-Humanite:''' More than me? Preposterous!

** Also, the Vegas casinos are emptied... except for one old woman playing the slots.

--->'''Joker:''' [[WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck You're dethpicable!]]

!![AC:1x16/17 -- Fury]]

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* Later, Superman asks Green Lantern and Green Arrow: "Now, this boy Kara likes so much... does he have a name?" Cue awkward looks on Green Lantern and Green Arrow's faces.

-->'''Green Arrow''': I'm gonna raid this dump. See if I can't upgrade my arrows with some future tech. I'll be gone for a long time, so [[LeaveTheLovebirdsAlone you two are stuck with each other, alone]]. ''For a long time.''

-->'''Question:''' ''[perusing Baskin-Robbins' secret files]'' Aha! As I suspected: thirty-''two'' flavors!

* Hawkgirl and Green Lantern have the most epic super-powered snowball fight. Before that, John hanging around the snow planet just to celebrate Christmas spirit. He goes snowboarding with a ring construct snowboard, Hawkgirl is baffled that he can ''fly through space'' and sliding down a hill is still awesome for him. She's unimpressed by his snowman, and when he makes a snow angel, crowing "Look at my wings!" Hawkgirl just looks at her ''real'' wings and declares them ''very nice.'' She did seem to really get into the snowball fight, though. . . probably because it has the word "[[BloodKnight fight]]" in it.

'''Batman:''' ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis That's. Not. Helping.]]''

** She mentions that only one thing will make it more perfect. GL thinks she means a kiss. She instead buries her mace in the hand of the biggest alien at the table and hands it off to GL. Said alien, after recovering, sees GL holding the mace and proceeds to rearrange his spine.

* Flash teases Hawkgirl when she comes out with a batch of cookies (and looks frustrated at being told to StayInTheKichen). Hawkgirl's response:

* Flash attempts to get some cookies. Hawkgirl's response:

* Just after beating up Green Lantern and Doctor Fate in the cafeteria, Luthor-as-Flash runs off... then [[NotSoAboveItAllimmediately nips back]] to [[EnemyEatsYourLunch shovel some food into his mouth]]. Though it was more likely due [[FridgeBrilliance to the Flash having a high metabolism rate]]...

* The cold open has an archeologist duo digging up ape fossils in the plains of Africa as one sees the mountain in the background transform into a hi-tech city. A gorilla on a hovercraft flies past being chased by two other gorillas on hovercrafts. One of the two pursuers shouts "HUMANS!", and they both fly back into the city, which transforms back into a mountain before the other archeologist can even see what’s happened. For anyone watching who isn't aware of Gorilla City, it's hilariously random.

* The episode cements the ''WesternAnimation/{{ Superfriends}}''-ish flavor that the final season had for most of its duration, though in a much better way than Hanna-Barbera used to do. The icing on the cake has to go to Luthor, as the Flash, inadvertently discovering Green Lantern's weakness. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU11CiKZJJw It must be seen to be believed.]]

* When the League first gets together and has to [[LetsSplitUpGang split up in groups of two]] to handle threats in different locations, Flash immediately grabs a bewildered Wonder Woman as his partner. Next shot:
-->'''Flash:''' (''to Green Lantern'') You're no fun!

-->'''Flash:''' That's crazy!
-->'''Alien Judge:''' [[EvilLawyerJoke No, that's how we solved our lawyer problem.]]
* “If the ring was not lit, you must acquit!”

-->'''Superman:''' You tried to kill Aquaman. Why?
-->'''Deadshot:''' Gee, why would a hired gun try to shoot somebody? Could it be that...[[MathematiciansAnswer someone paid me to]]?

-->'''Deadshot:''' (''[[MaleGaze looks Wonder Woman up and down]]'') ...Unless, of course, you can [[SexForServices make it worth my while]].\\
'''Batman:''' (''grabs him'') I'll take it from here. (''drags Deadshot away'')\\
'''Deadshot:''' [[TemptingFate You can't scare me, Batman.]]\\
'''Batman:''' Let me give you one word of advice...(''says something to him as the camera pulls away'')\\
'''Deadshot:''' (''in a panic'') Okay! I'll tell! I'll tell!\\

-->'''Diana''': Gone? I wasn't gone. [[BlatantLies I was in my room...alone...for eight months.]]
* Our heroes investigate Felix Faust's home, where Flash accidentally sets off a death-beam scepter, and Batman chastises him for messing with the relics. Quick cut to ''Superman, Wonder Woman, and J'onn'' immediately putting some relics back.

--> '''Diana''': It's like some kind of temple!\\
'''Superman''': Yes, for those who worship their credit cards.
* During the final battle, Lord Hades unleashes an army of the dead to fight the heroes. J’onn simply goes intangible, lets the zombies’ overzealousness destroy each other, and then casually smacks the last one standing into dust.

* The cold open has an archeologist duo digging up ape fossils in the plains of Africa as one sees the mountain in the background transform into a hi-tech city. A gorilla on a hovercraft flies past being chased by two other gorillas on hovercrafts. One of the two pursuers shouts “HUMANS!” and they both fly back into the city, which transforms back into a mountain before the other archeologist can even see what’s happened. For anyone watching who isn’t aware of Gorilla City, it’s hilariously random.

-->'''Girl''': And you didn't want to give him our phone number.
* Flash and Green Lantern are talking in front of a hot dog stand. GL admonishes Flash for wasting time. Flash's response?
-->'''Flash''': Relax, it's just a little snack. (''draws out two heaping armfuls of hot dogs'')

-->'''Flash''': Let's see, after I caught the gorilla, he told me that...\\

'''Flash''': Hey, we've both got a ''Martian's'' phone number on our speed dial. I think [[ArbitrarySkepticism I deserve the benefit of the doubt here]].

-->'''Grodd''': Heh. You're a bigger fool than I thought.
-->'''Flash''': [[LameComeback Oh, yeah? Well, you're...naked!]]
-->(''Realizing this wasn't a very good comeback, Flash shrugs at Solovar'')

-->'''Flash:''' [[GenreSavvy Usually when it's this empty, flesh-eating zombies show up]].
-->'''GL:''' [[YouWatchTooMuchX You watch too many horror movies]].
-->''(sounds of a brainwashed mob)''
-->'''Flash:''' Maybe ''you'' don't watch enough.
* A cop offers Flash coffee and asks how he takes it.
-->'''Flash''': With cream and thirty-seven sugars. ''[cops stare at him]'' Really.

* When Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Hawkgirl, and Flash get sucked into the world of an old comic book GL used to read, they're very much fish out of water, since it's a WorldOfHam. When Tom Turbine makes his entrance, for example, the look on Flash's face is ''priceless''. He takes to it pretty quickly, though; during his fight with Dr. Blizzard, [[PungeonMaster he's pretty much playing pun tennis with him]].

* Flash attempts to get some cookies. Hawkgirl's response?
-->"[[SeriousBusiness Try it and you'll be the fastest man alive with a limp]]."

* The episodes have ComicBook/TheJoker in them. Of course they're a riot. From his entrance to his final line.
-->'''Solomon Grundy''': ''[to Luthor]'' You're crazy.
-->'''Joker''': ''[kicks the doors open from off-screen]'' [[IncomingHam AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?!]] It's done wonders for me!

--->'''Joker''': "[[WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck You're dethpicable!]]"
** The mere fact that the Joker is suggesting [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim to just shoot Batman]], [[TaughtByExperience knowing full well that, when Batman escapes, they'll be doomed]]. That's right; the Joker is being the OnlySaneMan in this episode. You're welcome.

** Luthor's TwitchyEye and FacePalm when he catches them fighting.

* When Luthor is told that he basically has cancer because of the Kryponite he's always carried around in his pocket...he quickly blames Superman and throws a clipboard confirming his illness to him. The way Superman's looking at him just gives the emoticon of "-_______-".
* When first in prison, Luthor yells at Humanite from his cell to lower the volume of his viewing of an opera. Humanite ''[[{{Troll}} raises the volume]]'', to which we see Luthor's annoyed face.

-->'''Superman:''' ''[shoves Copperhead up against the wall]'' Copperhead...when are you gonna get some sense and tell me where Luthor is?\\

''(beat)''\\

'''Superman:''' How does Batman ''do'' it?

--->'''PBS''': ''This program was made possible by a grant from the Ultra-Humanite and {{viewers like you}}.''

* Part 1, when the League end up in Vandal Savage's BadPresent and discover a resistance run by a much more ruthless and pragmatic Bruce Wayne.

-->'''Batman''': [[GonnaNeedMoreX I'm gonna need a longer grapple.]]\\
[''Wonder Woman stares at him in shock'']

--->'''Batman''': Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me real hard!

-->'''Batman''': Having fun?\\
'''J'onn''': Yes.

-->'''Darkseid''': Idiot.

* Amazo meets Mercy...and proceeds to hit on her. Apparently, he absorbed more than superspeed from [[CasanovaWannabe the Flash]].

-->'''Batman''': ''(slams some bills on the counter)'' Give me a triple. Now.

* When a squad of mooks invades the party Bruce and Diana are attending, both of them start preparing for action...but Bruce realizes that Diana has the situation well in hand before he can even start changing into the Batsuit, so he just kicks back to [[PassThePopcorn have some hors d'oeuvres and watch the show]].

--> '''Kilowog:''' Delicious!

--> '''Flash:''' ''[to the landlady]'' We'll give you a call if we ever need a replacement for Hawkgirl!

* Before the real plot kicks in, President Lex Luthor (Justice Lords' version) has gone completely mad after whatever he done had backfired on him. All he could do is just blame everyone for "not seeing his vision".
--> '''President Luthor:''' And they're going to burn for it. '''BURN!'''
* When Lex Luthor is arrested, he boasts he'll be out of jail in days. Wonder Woman raises her fist and says, "Not with a broken leg you won't."

-->'''The Flash:''' Without me, your group fell apart. I was the conscience of the group!
-->'''Green Lantern:''' ''[snapping]'' C'mon, [[WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}} Jiminy]]!

-->'''Green Lantern:''' Why do ''[[SuperSpeed you]]'' need a [[AutoErotica van]]...(looks down at a tire cover with "WILD THING" printed on it) Wait, don't answer that, [[YouDoNotWantToKnow I don't wanna know.]]

* When the other heroes worry that Flash has been injured, they decide that he's fine after [[CasanovaWannabe he tries to convince Wonder Woman]] [[KissOfLife to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.]]

* Superman’s frustrated sigh right before he knocks out a belligerent Aquaman. Because he's the ''[[OnlySaneMan only one]]'' who's trying to actually talk things out.
** Hawkgirl eventually lampshades the "misunderstanding."
-->'''Hawkgirl:''' We're not going to fight again are we?

''[[A giant cthulhu monster pops out of a portal]]''\\

* Icthultu notices Hawkgirl is Thanagarian (her people worshiped, then banished him) giving us this exchange:
-->'''Icthultu:''' You have the stench of the Thanagarians upon you.
-->'''Hawkgirl:''' Says the giant squid.
-->'''Icthultu:''' Definitely Thanagarian.

--->'''Clayface:''' ''[after his masquerade as the Flash is blown]'' What gave me away?
--->'''Batman:''' You overplayed your part, "[[IronicEcho yo]]."
* At one point, Clayface points out that in all the spy movies he used to act in, [[BondVillainStupidity the villain never killed the hero and they ended up losing]]. The kicker? That's not actually Clayface. It's J'onn, who's going out of his way to be extra GenreSavvy. [[{{Irony}} J'onn J'onzz is a better actor than Clayface, who was an actual actor.]]
* Superman defeating Grodd with a finger flick, and his OhCrap face just before that.
* A mook gives the Flash a PretenderDiss when the latter tries [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique dangling him out the window to get him to talk]]. Unlike Batman, though, Flash ''actually drops him'' - but keeps pace by running down the side of the building and asking for details, rescuing the hapless thug at the bottom after he agrees to talk.

* The main story in "Hereafter" is so grim that the ''villains'' get to be the PluckyComicRelief.

-->'''Wonder Woman:''' ''[about to punch him in the face]'' You're no Superman!\\

** Savage has become a little...eccentric over thirty millennia.
--->'''Superman:''' You're insane.\\
'''Vandal Savage:''' True, but that doesn't mean I'm not good company. Say, you wanna come over to my house?\\

** Just after, Savage reveals exactly how he destroyed the world and [[WouldYouLikeToKnowHowTheyDied personally killed the League]], there's a tense moment where it seems Superman will try (in vain) to kill him for what he's done. After he decides not to even bother, he asks Savage NowWhat Savage's response is [[MoodWhiplash just gold]]:

'''Vandal Savage:''' I scrounge whatever I can find. Anyway, I've got issues - what with my destroying the Earth and all.

-->'''Flash''': There are so many reasons why that shouldn't have worked.

* [[https://i.redd.it/bhhea89zr0e01.png The surreal image]] of Superman, in full costume, driving a car accross a barren landscape.

* Given that the main villain is the Joker, nearly every moment with him on screen is ''hilarious''.

-->'''Joker:''' Is it just me, or is there [[BelligerentSexualTension something going on between those two]]? Will Green Lantern ever admit to his feelings? Will Hawkgirl ever stop sublimating her passions with that [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian big honkin' mace]]? Will [[ThePowerOfLove True Love conquer all]]?\\
''[raises his detonator]''\\
'''Joker:''' Not on my show!

--->'''Joker''': And since every great suspense show needs a ticking clock, here's mine! ''(the countdown starts at an arbitrary number of minutes and seconds)'' Oh, what were you expecting from me? A ''round'' number?
** Also, the Vegas casinos are emptied...except for one old woman playing the slots.

-->'''Joker [surprised]:''' Have to admit, didn't see that one coming...

-->'''Joker:''' "There are twenty-five bombs scattered throughout the city, and they're set to go off in..." ''[puts on glasses and takes an exaggerated look at the timer in the corner of the screen]'' "Oh dear! That's not a lot of time!"

* Then at the end, Flash stops the last bomb, which is ''seconds'' away from exploding. The camera is on him, the clock strikes :01, and he and the bomb disappear. Cue a stunned Joker wondering what the hell just happened. Flash had run the bomb all the way out to the desert, with it exploding in his hands--frame-by-frame, too--in the span of one second.

-->'''Joker:''' Aaand *camera focused on [[MaleGaze the clover symbol on her crotch]]* [[DistractedByTheSexy Ooooh...]] *camera shifts to her face* ...Queen!
** After the gang was forced to retreat:
-->'''Joker:''' Oh, you're breaking an old man's heart, kids. Stand up to them like I would! If I were there...and I had superpowers and...oh, for pete's sake! Just go back there and beat on them!

* Joker's very {{Pun}} on Batman getting warm in his search of the bomb while standing next to a volcano...and his camera crew's very nonplussed reaction.
-->'''Camera crew:''' *''Very'' forced laugh*\\

-->'''King:''' [[OhCrap O_O]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm out of here!]] *leaves*
** When Flash is carrying the last bomb, he zipped past King, who gives an epic OhCrap in slow-motion.

-->'''J'onn:''' [[CutenessProximity Kitty]].
-->'''Streaky:''' (''Hisses and runs away'')

* A little one when J'onn plays Santa for a little girl. He reaches down from the chimney for an [[MythologyGag Oreo cookie]], followed by an "Mmm." Coming from TheSpock of the outfit, it's funny.
* The Flash hears some explosions going off in a museum and investigates. He finds some sculptures that look mangled and wonders who would do such a thing -- Ultra-Humanite then reveals himself, commenting that he hasn't done a thing to those sculptures, they were that ugly to start with.
* Ultra-Humanite then explains that he's not robbing the place, he's just outraged at the poor quality of the exhibits.

-->'''Flash:''' Who knows? Maybe they'll get tired and go home. ({{Beat}} as everyone stares at him) Yeah, I know, but a little optimism at a time like this couldn't hurt.

'''[[ServileSnarker Alfred]]:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And I thought Batman was the detective.]]

* And this bit, as Batman, Martian Manhunter, and Flash are checking out the Thanagarian craft.

'''Flash:''' [[WhatDoesThisButtonDo What's this do?]] ''(presses a button, blasts a hole in the side of Wayne Manor, while Alfred dives out of the way)''\\

-->'''Alfred:''' I've asked Master Bruce to refrain from leaving ''trash'' in the yard.

-->'''Supergirl:''' Why don't you get the stick out, Corporal?
-->'''Captain Atom:''' ({{Beat}}) Captain.

-->'''Green Arrow:''' Is that a containment suit?
-->'''Captain Atom:''' Uh-huh. I'm not flesh and blood anymore. Just living energy.
-->'''Green Arrow:''' That wouldn't be ''nuclear energy'', would it?
-->'''Captain Atom:''' With a name like [[MeaningfulName Captain Atom]], what do you think?
-->'''Green Arrow:''' I think you're what I marched against back in college.

-->'''Batman''': What did you get him?
-->'''Wonder Woman''': I'm not saying anything. He'll hear and spoil the surprise.
-->'''Batman''': He can hear that too.
-->'''Wonder Woman''': How about you?
-->'''Batman''': He's not the easiest person to buy birthday presents for. ''[pulls out envelope]''
-->'''Wonder Woman''': Bruce, you didn't get him a gift certificate?
-->'''Batman''': ''[[[NotSoAboveItAll incredulously]]]'' No! ''[{{beat}}]'' Cash.

--> '''Copperhead:''' It was judgement day! And we got sent to the bad place! ''THE BAD PLACE!!!''\\
'''Cheetah''': ''[smacks Copperhead across the face]'' [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan Snap out of it, Copper]].

--->'''Green Lantern:''' We probably just got sent to another dimension.
--->'''Copperhead:''' Oh, is ''that'' all?!
** Meanwhile, Blockbuster is curled up in a fetal position and sucking his thumb.

** The best part of that scene is Creator/OliviaDabo, talking in a rich voice with a posh accent sounding like a stereotypical Jewish mother.
* Batboy's also got plenty of great moments.
-->'''Batboy''': ''[seeing the others fly off]'' It's not a race!

-->'''Superboy:''' ''[fires his heat vision at the ground before the roughhousing kids]'' I'm the kid with lasers coming out his eyes! ''[the roughhousing kids run in panic]''

-->'''Wondy''': THAT'S '''ENOUGH!!!'''
-->'''Girl''': You can't tell us what to do! You're not our mom!
-->'''Wondy''': No, but I promise you, we will find all your moms. And I'm gonna tell!
-->'''Kid Lantern:''' ''[to Batboy]'' Man, your girlfriend sure is bossy.
-->'''Batboy:''' Shut up!

-->'''Kid Lantern''': Man, for someone with like fifty different kinds of vision, you are so ''blind!''
* After Wondy burps Baby!Etrigan:
-->'''Wondy''': That's all he needed!
-->'''Kid Lantern''': ''[sniffs]'' Aw, man! That ain't ''all'' he needs!
-->'''Batboy''': Now ''that'' is a job for Superman!
* This moment at the end, wherein every hero is turned back into an adult. Even ''Etrigan''. In Wonder Woman's arms.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoRundeX6O0 Batman's Darkest Secret]]. [[TheComicallySerious Batman]] really ''does'' make everything funnier!
* Batman gives Wonder Woman the "ItsNotYouItsMyEnemies" speech about why they can't date and how his villains would attack her. Wonder Woman...crushes a stone gargoyle head to immediately render the entire point moot.
* According to DVD commentary, The Joker was supposed to make a cameo in the episode. He and his minions would have been plotting something when Batman walks by cradling Pig!Wonder Woman in his arms and talking to her. The whole thing causes Joker to throw his arms up in defeat and walk out of there. It's hilarious to imagine.

--->'''Bwana Beast:''' Bwana Beast. How ya doing?
--->'''Zatanna:''' [[MyEyesAreUpHere My legs are fine, as is the rest of me. Up here?]]
--->'''Bwana Beast:''' Ooh, she's got the fire of the cheetah in her. ''(growls seductively)''
--->'''Zatanna:''' ''[to Batman, clearly uncomfortable]'' Why are you doing this to me?

-->'''Themis:''' Thank you, Medusa. And know that you have earned three hundred years off your sentence.
-->'''Medusa:''' Freedom in 4010. [[SarcasmMode Ring-a-ding-ding.]]

* An in-universe example is in the DVD commentary for this episode where the creators have a chuckle over the fact that Bruce is ten times nicer to Diana when she's a pig than when she's her normal self, especially during the scene when he meets with Zatanna and very sweetly pets Pig!Diana and rubs her back. That might be one part [[UnresolvedSexualTension Diana would have liked to remember]]. It's implied she ''did'' remember, which makes it a little funnier.

-->'''Supergirl''': How did yo- What, do you go through my trash?!\\
'''The Question''': ''Please''. I go through ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint everyone's]]'' trash.
* Later, The Question [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzlz_3NWKZI breaking into a building while singing bubblegum pop out of tune]].
-->'''The Question''': [approaching locked glass door] ''Fell in love again, what am I gonna tell my friends? It just happened. You walked in my door, and now I don't want to be. Alone. No. More.'' [throws a potted plant through the glass] ''Oops. I've done it. Told you how I feeeel. Just hope this time that our love is reeeeal...''

--->'''Skeet:''' "According to my files, we first boil water, then tear up several sheets. Preferably ones we no longer intend to use for bedding..." (Booster shoves him aside)

* Apparently Booster watched too much ''Franchise/StarTrek'':
-->'''Booster Gold''': Energize!
-->'''Watchtower Tech: '''Doofus.

-->'''Booster''': "If I were Green Lantern, [[ShapedLikeItself my costume would be green]], wouldn't it?"
* Booster seeing Superman crash to the ground nearby, but he learns that the figure is actually one-half Superman and one-half Batman. Then they reprimand Booster and tell him to get back to his assignment in ''Wonder Woman's voice'', to his disbelief.

* On the run from a returning Amazo, Luthor is escorted by Supergirl and Steel to his secret lab, hidden inside...a barbershop.
-->'''Steel:''' Gotta hand it to you, Luthor. [[BaldOfEvil Nobody would think to look for you here.]]

* When being confronted by nearly the entire Green Lantern Corps, Amazo reveals that he ''hasn't'' destroyed Oa, merely moved it out of his path. Jon Stewart, clearly trying ''not'' to scream at the top of his lungs, bites out, "Could you please put it ''back?''" He does so.

* As Batman is falling from his plane, completely [[DangerDeadpan deadpan]].
-->"Batman to all points. I could use some air support. Since I can't fly. At all."\\

"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unl8l8VdONw Now would be good]]."

* Aquaman tries to snap Shayera out of her funk in his own way...by provocation.

-->''[The four of them assemble in front of a clearly confused Superman]''
-->'''Superman:''' [{{beat}}] [[ShrugTake OK]]. Let's throw a wave of our big guns at him. Me, Fate, and the android.

* John insinuates there might be romance between Bruce and Diana. Bruce shoots it down.
-->'''Batman''': Diana is a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's...standing RightBehindMe, isn't she?\\
'''Wonder Woman''': But don't let that stop you. [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Keep digging.]]
** The bit of dialogue leading up to this was funny in its own right when you realize that not only is ''Batman'' making small talk willingly, he's teasing Green Lantern about his love life.

* Static [[{{Troll}} trolling]] John over his relationship with Shayera.

'''Warhawk:''' He’s kidding, Dad.

'''Hal Jordan''': --business with your husband. ''[to everyone else]'' [[DefensiveWhat What?]] Hal Jordan. Another time shift. I'm up to speed. Carry on.\\
'''Terry''': O-kay, I'm starting to get a ''migraine''.
** And then when Hal Jordan changed back to John Stewart:
--->'''Static''': Make up your mind!

-->'''Terry''': It's not going to work, you don't know your way around here. A lot of things have changed.
-->'''Batman''': Are criminals still superstitious and cowardly?
-->'''Old Bruce''': [[BluntYes Yup]].
-->'''Batman''': Good enough for me.

--->'''Terry''': Batman, Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne, Batman. Or have you met?
--->'''Both Bruce Waynes''': Not now!
--->'''Terry''': Great. What did they used to call it? Stereo?
* Ghoul's interrogation. One has to wonder what exactly Old Bruce did to scare him into talking so badly, worse than being threatened with being dropped off a skyscraper by Batman. In fact, Batman was tasked with playing good cop to his future self's bad cop.
--->'''Virgil:''' Wow, Batman playing ''good cop.''
--->'''John:''' Everything's relative.
** Plus, Ghoul is so scared he confesses ''everything'', including his problems with bed-wetting.

-->'''Chucko''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Aw, phooey.]]
-->'''''[[ApocalypseWow ***KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!***]]'''''

--->'''Chronos''': Do you know what killed the dinosaurs? Well, ''Chucko'' does!

* The end of the episode. Batman and Green Lantern have captured Chronos and are hurtling towards the beginning of time as Batman desperately uploads a program to Chronos' time suit to reset the timeline. The dramatic music swells, the screen fades to black...and abruptly cuts to Batman and Green Lantern having lunch from the last episode, stunned and slackjawed, unsure if the past two episodes even happened.

* Green Arrow telling Black Canary that he's "seen her around" (and her knowing reaction to that comment) is pretty funny in light of his DistractedByTheSexy reaction to seeing Black Canary in "Initiation."

* Flash and the Elongated Man are deep in discussion and bent over what looks like a chessboard, discussing how neither of them is taken seriously by the rest of the League...only for the camera to pan out and reveal that they're actually playing Brawlin' Bots.
-->'''Flash''': Haha, I bopped your block off!
-->'''EM''': That's not fair, the green guy's arms are longer!
-->'''Flash''': Are not!
** And right as the camera pans out, Flash was asking Elongated Man if he seems immature, [[IResembleThatRemark which the latter assures him he doesn't]].
* The scene where Flash first convinces Barda and Mr. Miracle to let him help them. It's especially adorable how he punctuates it all with "Friends?"
** Giving Barda the flower was the icing on top.
* "Robots! I ''love'' smashing robots!"

--> '''Baron Vunderbar:''' Every device except...''cake!''

** The fact that Vunderbar is Arte Johnson reprising his German soldier character from ''Series/RowanAndMartinsLaughIn''- he even does a shout out to his RunningGag from that show "Ver-r-r-ry interesting...but futile."

-->'''Flash:''' Dibs on the green one!
-->'''J'onn:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll I wanted the green one...]]

* There's a meeting between the Founding Seven discussing Cadmus. Batman mentions that he assigned [[ConspiracyTheorist The Question]] to gather information on the organization. This elicits a CollectiveGroan from the rest.
-->'''Flash''': Not that kook!

-->'''Flash''': Me. Those guys went overboard because their Flash died. So as long as you all focus on keeping me alive, that'll never happen here.

-->'''Rick Flagg:''' OK, Plastique. You're setting the charge, and Superman walks in the room...\\

'''Plastique:''' ...Before or after [[BringMyBrownPants I change my shorts?]]

--> '''Flash:''' [all League members stare at him after the disastrous meeting between him, Wonder Woman, and Shayera] I had dinner with two women at the same time! Cuz I'm a stud! (accidentally smooshes his hand into his mashed potatoes. He dejectedly sits back down and licks it off his hand)
* Hermes is the Messenger of the Gods, you'd think he'd be experienced enough not to screw up which scroll he gives to who.
-->'''Wonder Woman''': ''[reading from scroll]'' "For a good time, call Podenemus"?
-->'''Hermes''': Wrong scroll. I think I got a shot, ''it's her cell number''.

-->'''Shayera''': One more answer, and it'd better be the right one.\\
'''Abnegazzer''': Or what? You'll kill me? Gosh, I might end up suffering eternal torment as punishment for my sins! Oh, wait...I ALREADY AM!

--->Now, could you please take this rope off me? I'm a demon. [[GoodHurtsEvil The truth hurts]].

* At the beginning, you have two mooks waiting outside their boss's mansion, and this bit of dialogue comes up:

'''Tony:''' ''[[DopeSlap (smacks Cecil's head)]]'' Do I have to tell you again how you gotta add the orange zest, Cecil? You gonna make me give you the recipe again, huh? You're killing me here, Cecil! Killing me!

-->'''Green Arrow:''' Are we dead yet?
-->'''Black Canary:''' No.
-->'''Green Arrow:''' (''voice getting shakier'') Are we dead yet?
-->'''Black Canary:''' Look, if we die, I promise I'll let you know!

--->'''Huntress''': [[OhCrap Train]].
--->'''Question''': [[CasualDangerDialogue I see it]].
--->'''Huntress''': Train!
--->'''Question''': I see it!

--->'''Green Arrow''': *Following the above 'whoops'* J'onn, get us out of here! NOW!
--->''[J'onn zetas them off the bike just before impact. Bike is obliterated. As they come out of zeta, momentum dumps them in the bay]''
--->'''Black Canary''': I can't believe you! I [[WrenchWench rebuilt that bike by hand!]]
--->'''Arrow''': You're absolutely right. I'm sorry I saved our lives. ''[Canary swims off in a huff]'' And J'onn thinks Huntress is the unstable one.
* Huntress and Question's first meeting. Naturally, they're not exactly...polite:
-->'''Huntress:''' You're the League's data guy, the conspiracy buff, right? Wildcat says you're a nutjob.
-->'''Question:''' Funny, he says the same thing about you.
-->'''Huntress:''' He's right.
-->'''Question:''' OK, bored now, goodbye. *waves a hand without even looking up from his computer*

-->'''Huntress:''' Wow. Had no idea the Girl Scouts were behind the crop circles.
-->'''Question:''' Few people do.

* This one is good not only for the awesome fight scenes, but a couple of hilarious moments from Mr. ComicallySerious himself, Batman:

'''Superman:''' Why are you--why is ''everyone'' defending him?\\
'''Batman:''' We like him. He's...''sunny''.

** Notably, they had the dialogue before this one while they were ''[[CasualDangerDialogue mopping the floor with said villains]]''.

* During an ElectricTorture sequence in the episode 'Question Authority', the Question resists interrogation by only revealing random useless facts, such as the name for [[WhatTheHeckIsAnAglet those little plastic caps at the end of a shoelace]]. He then adds, "Their true purpose is sinister." This being the Question, [[ConspiracyTheorist he may be serious]].

* Batman tries to destroy Lex's robot with an exploding batarang. Lex catches it in midair, and deadpans "That...was uncalled for." And then hits him with a tool bench.
** Earlier in the conversation, Batman opines that Lex has a photographic memory capable of memorizing Amazo’s schematics from the previous season. Lex sheepishly responds, “I’m too modest to boast.”

([[BigDamnHeroes Cue the Big Seven showing up behind Luthor]])\\

* When Batman confronts Luthor at [=LexCorp=], and Luthor monologues about his EvilPlan to ascend into godhood and murder Superman and the League. Batman probably gave [[DeadpanSnarker the best response]] to any supervillain scheme ever:

''(Throws the batarang at the android)''
* Another one is that after the remaining League in the Watchtower defeat the Ultimen clones, the power reboots back on and the lights return to the station, prompting cheers ("Yay!"). A second later, the power cuts out again, with widespread groans ("Aww!")

* The Flash butts in on Luthor and Brainiac's conversation.
-->'''Flash:''' Hate to interrupt this special live performance of ''The Thing with Two Heads'', but it's time to go to jail now.
-->'''Waller:''' What he said.

* Just before Braniac forces an [[BuffySpeak electric-tendril-thing]] into his chest, Flash says, "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck I am so willing to wait my turn.]]"
* When Lord!Flash tries to prey on Flash’s insecurities, Flash just responds he has a seat at the conference table. “I’m gonna paint my logo on it!”

-->'''Hawkgirl:''' *right behind him* You enjoyed that a little too much...
-->'''Green Lantern:''' *shrugs* Just letting off some steam. She broke my heart, you know.
-->'''Hawkgirl:''' *knocks Lord!Green Lantern’s head clean off with her mace* Likewise, I’m sure. *head plops down somewhere yards away*

* "Getting [Bruce Wayne's] DNA was easy. [[InnocentInnuendo He left it all over town]]...Not ''remotely'' [[ThatCameOutWrong what I meant]]." Cut to the expression on Terry's face is what really sells it. One little FascinatingEyebrow says so much.
** The real kicker is Waller doesn't even look at Terry while responding; it's like she just SENSES the eyebrow raise.

-->'''Bruce:''' Where the devil have you been? [...]You could've called. I made you some soup, but it's cold.

-->'''Hawkgirl''': [[DudeShesALesbian I hear she's...you know...]]''[[LastSecondWordSwap Brazilian.]]''
-->'''Flash:''' ''(deadpan)'' Ha-ha.

-->'''Blackhawk''': I’m sorry. If I was twenty years younger...
-->'''Lex''': You’d STILL be ancient. Keep quiet.

* Green Lantern's exclamation on [[SheCleansUpNicely seeing Hawkgirl in a dress]]: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak533nC6tb8 Shayera, I wanted to...JUDAS PRIEST]]!"

* The opening, set in Japan where Supergirl is beating up a giant mutant turtle, has Stargirl grumbling about the other heroine "stealing her thunder" and getting her shin kicked by a fangirl. Stargirl tries to score some points by pointing out that her stepdad, Stripe, drives a mecha, but the fangirl just scoffs: "[[SoLastSeason Mecha so last year.]]"

-->'''Stargirl''': Geez, you call ''that'' an army?
-->'''Warlord''': Most of these folks have lost everything to Deimos. [[DeadpanSnarker So, you know, feel free to dump on them.]]

-->'''Green Lantern''': Supergirl, you stay--
-->'''Supergirl''': ''(jumps down with a sword raised, giving a battle cry)''
-->'''Green Lantern''': ...fine.

* "And Black Canary said a buzzsaw arrow was self-indulgent."
* "While I strongly suggest that you surrender immediately and prepare to be boarded, I really enjoy firing Trident missiles at tiny little subs so the decision's entirely up to you."
* J'onn forces Killer Frost to stop an avalanche that is threatening to kill civilians, which she manages to do by exerting her powers to their furthest limits. Afterward, J'onn gently congratulates her on a job well done. KF's response is...not gracious.
-->'''Killer Frost:''' (''voice cracking with exhaustion'') Kiss my frosted ''butt!''

'''Trickster:''' [[NoMedicationForMe Better off without 'em.]] Take 'em if I start feeling down.\\

--->'''Mirror Master:''' Here we are, the hardest men in town, and we all have something in common.\\
'''Trickster:''' [[AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering Bilateral symmetry.]]

--->'''Waitress:''' What'll it be, boys?\\
'''Captain Boomerang:''' Arnold Palmer[[note]]iced tea with lemonade[[/note]].\\

''(others stare at him]''\\

* Mirror Master: Boomer, must you always plead poverty?

-->'''Orion:''' I can't believe you let that buffoon manipulate you. You'd never see me at one of these museum openings.
-->''[Batman gives him a "you just volunteered" stare]''
-->'''Orion:''' ...It's not black tie, is it?

* Flash's InsultBackfire:

'''Flash:''' Yeah? Well, you're...[[LameComeback You're not really all there!]]\\

-->'''Linda Park:''' When we come back, I'll try to get with him...Get ''to'' him...For an interview...Are we off? Geez. He's a total babe. Like the entire track team at once. I can't believe you're not into him, Marla.\\
'''Marla:''' Okay...''Now'' [[IsThisThingStillOn you're off]]. ''[Linda slaps a paper on her face in embarrassment]''
* When Captain Boomerang sends dozens of exploding boomerangs after Flash, Flash tries to to get rid of some of them by catching and throwing them away. Naturally they turn right by and Flash can only {{Facepalm}} and say “Duh”.
* The ''Flash'', stuck on a flying, giant, spinning boomerang, to Captain Boomerang, who was watching him on it: "I swear, when I get out of this, I'm gonna find you and hurl all over you!"
** When Flash crash-lands right in front of Batman and Orion, the casual dialogue between them is amusing. Doubly so because of Ron Perlman's deadpan delivery of Orion's line and the fact he's standing at parade rest:
-->'''Orion:''' Flash...\\

* After both Mirror Master and Captain Boomerang's attempts to kill the Flash fail, the Trickster tells them his overelaborate plan ("[[TemptingFate Nothing as stupid as a giant boomerang.]]"), all the while Boomer and Mirror master are clearly inconvenienced by the idea of listening to him. Then Captain Cold has a better idea.

-->'''Trickster:''' Firstly, I get four hundred cases of fake dog vomit, I grease the bottoms of them, and when The Flash runs into the them, the whole mess slides into a wall of metal spikes! The cases break open, and what’s left of The Flash is buried alive in phony barf. And then (cackles) everything explodes!

* Orion ''punching the head'' off of a cardboard Flash.
-->'''Flash''': Dude! That was my last standee.\\
'''Orion''': It...startled me.
** Said standee [[ContinuityNod being one from when Flash was shilling energy bars]].
** Also, Wally has a ''drawer'' full of costume rings with spare costumes. He comments "The hard part is getting them back ''into'' the ring." [[FridgeLogic Where's he getting them all from?]]

-->'''Mirror Master:''' "Are you sure that's all the pieces? I demand a full accounting! Where's my lawyer!? I know my rights, ''you obscene caricature of a civil servant''...!"

---> "--[[{{Unpaused}} you have to eat them with a spoon!]] ...What am I doing in Africa?"
* Later in the episode, Gorilla Grodd reveals his secret evil plan:
-->'''Grodd:''' I will turn every man, woman, and child on Earth...INTO AN APE!\\
''(Grodd's allies and enemies are all turned into gorillas)''
** What's Lex Luthor's reaction after it happens, and he looks at his still hairless body?

** At the end, Luthor usurps control of the Secret Society from Grodd. He says he was going to wait a little longer but decided to move earlier because, [[DisappointedByTheMotive Grodd's grand plan to turn people into apes was just too ridiculous]].

* Several of the non-superpowered League members are fighting a supersoldier (the mutated Gen. Wade Eiling) that keeps demanding that Superman come to fight him. Green Arrow, who has been requesting backup from the Watchtower throughout the whole fight, receives word that reinforcements are on the way. This leads to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9KhcGtE4Cs the following:]]
-->'''Green Arrow:''' ''[to Eiling]'' Well you wanted Superman? Now you got- ''[two people teleport in]'' ...the Crimson Avenger and my ex-sidekick.\\

* When General Eiling is confronted with his hypocrisy (declaring he’s trying to keep the world safe from metahuman by beating up on non-power Leaguers as a hulking monster) by the crowd, J.K. Simmons’ line read is hilariously casual as if he’s just arguing over what to have for dinner.
-->'''Eiling''': All right, I’ve become what I hate, I’ll give you that.

-->'''Flash''' ''(in Luthor's body):'' My fellow bad guys. I, Lex Luthor, your leader, will speak now about my, Lex Luthor's, plan. My villainous, villainous plan. Question the plan at your peril! Uh...any questions?

** What nobody at the table realizes is, Bizarro speaks in [[EloquentInMyNativeTongue Bizarro speech]], where [[GoodIsBadAndBadIsGood good is bad and hate is love]]. If that's applied to what he is saying here he's saying: since the incident Luthor has been acting crazy and irrational, you are not Luthor. Of course Bizarro being the [[OnlySaneMan craziest one]] there they just ignore him.

* The episode cements the ''{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}}''-ish flavor that the final season had for most of its duration, though in a much better way than Hanna-Barbera used to do. The icing on the cake has to go to Luthor, as the Flash, inadvertently discovering Green Lantern's weakness. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU11CiKZJJw It must be seen to be believed.]]
* Just after beating up Green Lantern and Doctor Fate in the cafeteria, Luthor-as-Flash runs off...[[NotSoAboveItAll then immediately nips back to]] [[EnemyEatsYourLunch shovel some food into his mouth.]]
** Though it was more likely due [[FridgeBrilliance to the Flash having a high metabolism rate...]]

''(Tala drags "Lex" into a room)''\\

** The following scene implies that Flash is [[SexGod better in bed]] than Luthor. Makes for an awesome BrickJoke at the end when [[AllWomenAreLustful Tala is disappointed]] when [[PreferableImpersonator Lex returns to his body.]]

-->'''Tala:''' Dr. Polaris is ''this'' close to open revolt. I want to punish him, baby. So...very...badly...\\
'''"Lex":''' Uh...sure. One question: do I know you?\\
'''Tala:''' ''(touches his head like she's checking for fever)''

-->'''"The Flash":''' If nothing else, I can at least learn the Flash's secret identity. ''([[DramaticUnmask takes off the Flash's mask and briefly studies his face in the mirror]])'' [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome ...I have no idea who this is.]]

'''Green Lantern:''' STOP! It's him. [[NoodleIncident Man, you promised never to repeat that story!]]\\
'''Flash:''' I know. [[ItAmusedMe I just felt like messing with your head.]]

-->'''Question''' ''[perusing Baskin-Robbins' secret files]'': "Aha! As I suspected: thirty-''two'' flavors!"

-->'''Brainiac 5:''' I'm sure this must be disorienting for you. My name is...
-->'''Supergirl:''' Brainiac!
-->'''Brainiac 5:''' Yes. How did you...[[OhCrap Uh-oh.]]
-->''[she tries to clobber him]''

* Later, Superman asks Green Lantern and Green Arrow: "Now, this boy Kara likes so much...does he have a name?" Cue awkward looks on Green Lantern and Green Arrow's faces.

-->'''Lex''': Sinestro, don't forget the floor, I want radiation shielding from every direction. Rampage...''[loud shaking noise, cut to Bizarro trying to put a square box into a round plug]'' ...help Bizarro.

** Additional humor comes from the {{visual pun}}. Bizarro was ''literally'' trying to beat a square peg into a round hole.

* Toyman gets surrounded by Parademons. He shoots at them with Nerf gun darts, and as the shots harmlessly bounce off, the Parademons stare in confusion...[[FingerPokeOfDoom until they all explode]].
* How does the Question, a conspiracy theorist with no powers, contribute to the final battle? By running over attcking Parademons with his car.

--> '''Wonder Woman''': Hera...

-->'''Darkseid:''' [[KnowWhenToFoldEm Excellent strategy.]]
* One of the final lines of all JLU, when Flash overhears Martian Manhunter on the phone:

* At the very end of it all, the Legion of Doom had just assisted the Justice League to defeat the forces of Apokalips. When the Legion learn they're about to be arrested, Atomic Skull insists they should be compensated for helping them. Batman reluctantly agrees...
-->'''Batman''': Five-minute head start.\\
'''Atomic Skull''': Five minutes? Are you kidding?\\
'''Wonder Woman''': Four minutes, fifty seconds.\\

'''Superman''': A head start? You're getting soft in your old age.\\
'''Batman''': Don't you have a tall building to go leap?\\
'''Wonder Woman''': And the adventure continues...\\

-->'''Hex:''' I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin' my ray gun done ran outta rays, so I ditched it. You're thinkin' I've got six bullets in my reg'lar against all that metal and fancy zaps you got, so how can I have a chance? I guess the question you gotta ask yourself is..."Why was I so busy listenin' to Jonah Hex that I didn't hear Bat Lash sneaking up on me?"
-->''(Bat Lash smacks the grunt in the back of the head with a rifle)''
* In ''Justice League Beyond 2.0'' #3, the League faces a problem they cannot solve: Superman asking for dating tips. The group's ReactionShot is hilarious enough, but then there are their various suggestions. Superman was so desperate that he even went to Old Man Bruce and the wizard Shazam for advice!
** Yeah, Bruce Wayne is whom ''I'' wanna go to for advice on my love life...
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