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* There's a [[spoiler: nosepicking]] animation for civilians.
* Stunt jumping unto a civilian's vehicle while it is in motion yields such classic dialogue as [[FunnyForeigner "HAY! WHAT YOU DOING!? GET OFFAR MAYH CAAH!!!"]].
* This exchange from the mission Political Debate:
-->'''Quinrung Theng:''' Stop this car and let me go! You do not know who you are messing with here!
-->'''Rico:''' Mr Theng, either you come with me willingly, or I cut off your hands and bitch-slap you with them all the way to where we're going.
* Listen to the propaganda trailers sometime. Panay's evil is so over-the-top it's impossible to take seriously.
-->Rejoice, people of Panau. Your glorious and humble leader, President Panay, speaks to you. There is great news! I have tried and executed 30 criminals personally in less than one hour. How great and good our country is to have such a justice system.\\
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Listen most carefully, people of Panau. President Panay, your glorious and humble leader, must speak. Free photographs of your President and his staff are now available in all government buildings. ({{beat}}) '''''REJOICE!'''''
* "I ''hate'' ninjas." How often does Rico fight ninjas that he's already sick of it?
* Tether a Panauan Soldier, Elite to something like a lamp post and then blow at him with the Air Propulsion Gun until the wire snaps. HilarityEnsues.
* In the second mission of the game Rico has to save a guy named Karl Blaine because he needs his help. What makes this mission funny is that Karl is completely drunk off his ass and under attack at a local casino. Despite all logic and reason he actually manages to hold off his attackers (who are trained soldiers) by himself with just a handgun while Rico comes to save him. One of the highlights is when the two finally meet up and Rico nonchalantly tosses a live grenade across the hallway [[CasualDangerDialog while talking to Blaine]] which then blows a random enemy soldier across the top of the screen.
* Sometimes when rampaging through an enemy base with a helicopter, Rico will hum RideOfTheValkyries.
* In spite of technically being harmless, [=NPCs=] still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's a real gun, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7YE1c2Ums Just this video.]] It may seem like one of the many videos where a player drives a vehicle down a cliff, but watch what happens when the bus touches the water.
* Stunt jumping unto a civilian's vehicle while it is in motion yields such classic dialogue as [[FunnyForeigner "HAY! WHAT YOU DOING!? GET OFFAR MAYH CAAH!!!"]].
* This exchange from the mission Political Debate:
-->'''Quinrung Theng:''' Stop this car and let me go! You do not know who you are messing with here!
-->'''Rico:''' Mr Theng, either you come with me willingly, or I cut off your hands and bitch-slap you with them all the way to where we're going.
* Listen to the propaganda trailers sometime. Panay's evil is so over-the-top it's impossible to take seriously.
-->Rejoice, people of Panau. Your glorious and humble leader, President Panay, speaks to you. There is great news! I have tried and executed 30 criminals personally in less than one hour. How great and good our country is to have such a justice system.\\
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Listen most carefully, people of Panau. President Panay, your glorious and humble leader, must speak. Free photographs of your President and his staff are now available in all government buildings. ({{beat}}) '''''REJOICE!'''''
* "I ''hate'' ninjas." How often does Rico fight ninjas that he's already sick of it?
* Tether a Panauan Soldier, Elite to something like a lamp post and then blow at him with the Air Propulsion Gun until the wire snaps. HilarityEnsues.
* In the second mission of the game Rico has to save a guy named Karl Blaine because he needs his help. What makes this mission funny is that Karl is completely drunk off his ass and under attack at a local casino. Despite all logic and reason he actually manages to hold off his attackers (who are trained soldiers) by himself with just a handgun while Rico comes to save him. One of the highlights is when the two finally meet up and Rico nonchalantly tosses a live grenade across the hallway [[CasualDangerDialog while talking to Blaine]] which then blows a random enemy soldier across the top of the screen.
* Sometimes when rampaging through an enemy base with a helicopter, Rico will hum RideOfTheValkyries.
* In spite of technically being harmless, [=NPCs=] still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's a real gun, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7YE1c2Ums Just this video.]] It may seem like one of the many videos where a player drives a vehicle down a cliff, but watch what happens when the bus touches the water.
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* There's a [[spoiler: nosepicking]] animation for civilians.
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*Stunt jumping unto a civilian's vehicle while it is in motion yields such classic dialogue as [[FunnyForeigner "HAY! WHAT YOU DOING!? GET OFFAR MAYH CAAH!!!"]].
* This exchange from the mission Political Debate:
-->'''Quinrung Theng:''' Stop this car and let me go! You do not know who you are messing with here!
-->'''Rico:''' Mr Theng, either you come with me willingly, or I cut off your hands and bitch-slap you with them all the way to where we're going.
* Listen to the propaganda trailers sometime. Panay's evil is so over-the-top it's impossible to take seriously.
-->Rejoice, people of Panau. Your glorious and humble leader, President Panay, speaks to you. There is great news! I have tried and executed 30 criminals personally in less than one hour. How great and good our country is to have such a justice system.\\
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Listen most carefully, people of Panau. President Panay, your glorious and humble leader, must speak. Free photographs of your President and his staff are now available in all government buildings. ({{beat}}) '''''REJOICE!'''''
* "I ''hate'' ninjas." How often does Rico fight ninjas that he's already sick of it?
* Tether a Panauan Soldier, Elite to something like a lamp post and then blow at him with the Air Propulsion Gun until the wire snaps. HilarityEnsues.
* In the second mission of the game Rico has to save a guy named Karl Blaine because he needs his help. What makes this mission funny is that Karl is completely drunk off his ass and under attack at a local casino. Despite all logic and reason he actually manages to hold off his attackers (who are trained soldiers) by himself with just a handgun while Rico comes to save him. One of the highlights is when the two finally meet up and Rico nonchalantly tosses a live grenade across the hallway [[CasualDangerDialog while talking to Blaine]] which then blows a random enemy soldier across the top of the screen.
* Sometimes when rampaging through an enemy base with a helicopter, Rico will hum RideOfTheValkyries.
* In spite of technically being harmless, [=NPCs=] still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's a real gun, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7YE1c2Ums Just this video.]] It may seem like one of the many videos where a player drives a vehicle down a cliff, but watch what happens when the bus touches the water.Funny/JustCause3
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* This exchange from the mission Political Debate:
-->'''Quinrung Theng:''' Stop this car and let me go! You do not know who you are messing with here!
-->'''Rico:''' Mr Theng, either you come with me willingly, or I cut off your hands and bitch-slap you with them all the way to where we're going.
* Listen to the propaganda trailers sometime. Panay's evil is so over-the-top it's impossible to take seriously.
-->Rejoice, people of Panau. Your glorious and humble leader, President Panay, speaks to you. There is great news! I have tried and executed 30 criminals personally in less than one hour. How great and good our country is to have such a justice system.\\
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Listen most carefully, people of Panau. President Panay, your glorious and humble leader, must speak. Free photographs of your President and his staff are now available in all government buildings. ({{beat}}) '''''REJOICE!'''''
* "I ''hate'' ninjas." How often does Rico fight ninjas that he's already sick of it?
* Tether a Panauan Soldier, Elite to something like a lamp post and then blow at him with the Air Propulsion Gun until the wire snaps. HilarityEnsues.
* In the second mission of the game Rico has to save a guy named Karl Blaine because he needs his help. What makes this mission funny is that Karl is completely drunk off his ass and under attack at a local casino. Despite all logic and reason he actually manages to hold off his attackers (who are trained soldiers) by himself with just a handgun while Rico comes to save him. One of the highlights is when the two finally meet up and Rico nonchalantly tosses a live grenade across the hallway [[CasualDangerDialog while talking to Blaine]] which then blows a random enemy soldier across the top of the screen.
* Sometimes when rampaging through an enemy base with a helicopter, Rico will hum RideOfTheValkyries.
* In spite of technically being harmless, [=NPCs=] still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's a real gun, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7YE1c2Ums Just this video.]] It may seem like one of the many videos where a player drives a vehicle down a cliff, but watch what happens when the bus touches the water.
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* In spite of technically being harmless, [=NPCs=] still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's a real gun, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
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* In spite of technically being harmless, [=NPCs=] still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's a real gun, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.etc.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7YE1c2Ums Just this video.]] It may seem like one of the many videos where a player drives a vehicle down a cliff, but watch what happens when the bus touches the water.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7YE1c2Ums Just this video.]] It may seem like one of the many videos where a player drives a vehicle down a cliff, but watch what happens when the bus touches the water.
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...and that the page for the second game redirects to the first.
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* Sometimes when rampaging through an enemy base with a helicopter, Rico will hum RideOfTheValkyries.RideOfTheValkyries.
* In spite of technically being harmless, [=NPCs=] still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's a real gun, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
* In spite of technically being harmless, [=NPCs=] still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's a real gun, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
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Just realized this is the Funny page for the first game.
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* Sometimes when rampaging through an enemy base with a helicopter, Rico will hum RideOfTheValkyries.
* In spite of technically being harmless, [=NPCs=] still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's a real gun, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
* In spite of technically being harmless, [=NPCs=] still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's a real gun, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
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* Sometimes when rampaging through an enemy base with a helicopter, Rico will hum RideOfTheValkyries.
* In spite of technically being harmless, [=NPCs=] still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's a real gun, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.RideOfTheValkyries.
* In spite of technically being harmless, [=NPCs=] still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's a real gun, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
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* In spite of technically being harmless, [=NPCs=] still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's real, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
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* In spite of technically being harmless, [=NPCs=] still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's real, a real gun, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
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* In spite of technically being harmless, NPCs still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's real, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
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* In spite of technically being harmless, NPCs [=NPCs=] still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's real, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
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* Sometimes when rampaging through an enemy base with a helicopter, Rico will hum RideOfTheValkyries.
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* Sometimes when rampaging through an enemy base with a helicopter, Rico will hum RideOfTheValkyries.RideOfTheValkyries.
* In spite of technically being harmless, NPCs still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's real, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
* In spite of technically being harmless, NPCs still react to the Bubble Blaster as if it's real, complete with civilians covering themselves in fear of getting shot, etc.
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* In the second mission of the game Rico has to save a guy named Karl Blaine because he needs his help. What makes this mission funny is that Karl is completely drunk off his ass and under attack at a local casino. Despite all logic and reason he actually manages to hold off his attackers (who are trained soldiers) by himself with just a handgun while Rico comes to save him. One of the highlights is when the two finally meet up and Rico nonchalantly tosses a live grenade across the hallway [[CasualDangerDialog while talking to Blaine]] which then blows a random enemy soldier across the top of the screen.
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* In the second mission of the game Rico has to save a guy named Karl Blaine because he needs his help. What makes this mission funny is that Karl is completely drunk off his ass and under attack at a local casino. Despite all logic and reason he actually manages to hold off his attackers (who are trained soldiers) by himself with just a handgun while Rico comes to save him. One of the highlights is when the two finally meet up and Rico nonchalantly tosses a live grenade across the hallway [[CasualDangerDialog while talking to Blaine]] which then blows a random enemy soldier across the top of the screen.screen.
* Sometimes when rampaging through an enemy base with a helicopter, Rico will hum RideOfTheValkyries.
* Sometimes when rampaging through an enemy base with a helicopter, Rico will hum RideOfTheValkyries.
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* Tether a Panauan Soldier, Elite to something like a lamp post and then blow at him with the Air Propulsion Gun until the wire snaps. HilarityEnsues.
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* Tether a Panauan Soldier, Elite to something like a lamp post and then blow at him with the Air Propulsion Gun until the wire snaps. HilarityEnsues.HilarityEnsues.
* In the second mission of the game Rico has to save a guy named Karl Blaine because he needs his help. What makes this mission funny is that Karl is completely drunk off his ass and under attack at a local casino. Despite all logic and reason he actually manages to hold off his attackers (who are trained soldiers) by himself with just a handgun while Rico comes to save him. One of the highlights is when the two finally meet up and Rico nonchalantly tosses a live grenade across the hallway [[CasualDangerDialog while talking to Blaine]] which then blows a random enemy soldier across the top of the screen.
* In the second mission of the game Rico has to save a guy named Karl Blaine because he needs his help. What makes this mission funny is that Karl is completely drunk off his ass and under attack at a local casino. Despite all logic and reason he actually manages to hold off his attackers (who are trained soldiers) by himself with just a handgun while Rico comes to save him. One of the highlights is when the two finally meet up and Rico nonchalantly tosses a live grenade across the hallway [[CasualDangerDialog while talking to Blaine]] which then blows a random enemy soldier across the top of the screen.
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* Tether a Panauan Soldier, Elite to something like a lamp post and then blow him with the Air Propulsion Gun until the wire snaps. HilarityEnsues.
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* Tether a Panauan Soldier, Elite to something like a lamp post and then blow at him with the Air Propulsion Gun until the wire snaps. HilarityEnsues.
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* "I ''hate'' ninjas." How often does Rico fight ninjas that he's already sick of it?
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* Tether a Panauan Soldier, Elite to something like a lamp post and then blow him with the Air Propulsion Gun until the wire snaps. HilarityEnsues.
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Listen most carefully, people of Panau. President Panay, your glorious and humble leader, must speak. Free photographs of your President and his staff are now available in all government buildings. ({{beat}}) '''''REJOICE!'''''
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Listen most carefully, people of Panau. President Panay, your glorious and humble leader, must speak. Free photographs of your President and his staff are now available in all government buildings. ({{beat}}) '''''REJOICE!''''''''''REJOICE!'''''
* "I ''hate'' ninjas." How often does Rico fight ninjas that he's already sick of it?
* "I ''hate'' ninjas." How often does Rico fight ninjas that he's already sick of it?
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* Listen to the propaganda trailers sometime. Panay's evil is so over-the-top it's impossible to take seriously.
-->Rejoice, people of Panau. Your glorious and humble leader, President Panay, speaks to you. There is great news! I have tried and executed 30 criminals personally in less than one hour. How great and good our country is to have such a justice system.\\
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Listen most carefully, people of Panau. President Panay, your glorious and humble leader, must speak. Free photographs of your President and his staff are now available in all government buildings. ({{beat}}) '''''REJOICE!'''''
-->Rejoice, people of Panau. Your glorious and humble leader, President Panay, speaks to you. There is great news! I have tried and executed 30 criminals personally in less than one hour. How great and good our country is to have such a justice system.\\
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Listen most carefully, people of Panau. President Panay, your glorious and humble leader, must speak. Free photographs of your President and his staff are now available in all government buildings. ({{beat}}) '''''REJOICE!'''''
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-->'''Mr. Theng:''' Stop this car and let me go! You do not know who you are messing with here!
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->'''Mr Theng:''' Stop this car and let me go! You do not know who you are messing with here!
->'''Rico:''' Mr Theng, either you come with me willingly, or I cut off your hands and bitch-slap you with them all the way to where we're going.
->'''Rico:''' Mr Theng, either you come with me willingly, or I cut off your hands and bitch-slap you with them all the way to where we're going.
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* Stunt jumping unto a civilian's vehicle while it is in motion yields such classic dialogue as [[FunnyForeigner "HAY! WHAT YOU DOING!? GET OFFAR MAYH CAAH!!!"]].
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* Stunt jumping unto a civilian's vehicle while it is in motion yields such classic dialogue as [[FunnyForeigner "HAY! WHAT YOU DOING!? GET OFFAR MAYH CAAH!!!"]].CAAH!!!"]].
* This exchange from the mission Political Debate:
->'''Mr Theng:''' Stop this car and let me go! You do not know who you are messing with here!
->'''Rico:''' Mr Theng, either you come with me willingly, or I cut off your hands and bitch-slap you with them all the way to where we're going.
* This exchange from the mission Political Debate:
->'''Mr Theng:''' Stop this car and let me go! You do not know who you are messing with here!
->'''Rico:''' Mr Theng, either you come with me willingly, or I cut off your hands and bitch-slap you with them all the way to where we're going.
