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--->'''Saber:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Please, shut up.]]

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--->'''Saber:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Please, shut up.]]]]
* Goemon and Jigen's reaction to Lupin finally sleeping with Fujiko.


--->'''Saber:''' [[PreMortumOneLiner Please,]] [[ShutUpHannibal shut up.]]

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--->'''Saber:''' [[PreMortumOneLiner Please,]] [[ShutUpHannibal Please, shut up.]]


--> '''Assassin:''' Got the trick from Pe… Penelope? Was it? Or maybe… Persephone? Pretty sure it starts with a P… Potato? Poh-tato? Pineapple? I guess it doesn't matter.

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--> '''Assassin:''' Got the trick from Pe… Penelope? Was it? Or maybe… Persephone? Pretty sure it starts with a P… Potato? Poh-tato? Pineapple? I guess it doesn't matter.matter.
* When Assassin and Saber's fight takes to the Emiya Household, Saber finds herself in Kiritsugu's armory and hiding from Assassin's special bullets ([[spoiler: the same ones that killed Archer]]). Saber manages to find a weapon to fight back just before Assassin bursts in. What weapon causes Lupin to flinch and stop his monologue? [[GatlingGood A minigun.]]
--->'''Assassin:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Now that just ain't fair.]]
--->'''Saber:''' [[PreMortumOneLiner Please,]] [[ShutUpHannibal shut up.]]


--> '''Pycal:''' ''STOP IGNORING ME!!''

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--> '''Pycal:''' ''STOP IGNORING ME!!''ME!!''
** Made even better when Assassin faces Saber, he employs one of Pycal's tricks... and has already forgotten his name.
--> '''Assassin:''' Got the trick from Pe… Penelope? Was it? Or maybe… Persephone? Pretty sure it starts with a P… Potato? Poh-tato? Pineapple? I guess it doesn't matter.


* The Russian Mafia members constantly saying 'bro' in every sentence, which is a ShoutOut to [[ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}} Hawkeye's Tracksuit Draculas, who do the same thing.]]

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* The Russian Mafia members constantly saying 'bro' in every sentence, which is a ShoutOut to [[ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}} Hawkeye's Tracksuit Draculas, who do the same thing.]]]]
* Pycal making several villainous monologues, which both Assassin and Kirei use as an opportunity to kill him.
* Pycal realizing that Zenigata has no idea who he is, and both Assassin and Zenigata bickering instead of talking to him.
--> '''Pycal:''' ''STOP IGNORING ME!!''


* The Russian Mafia members constantly saying 'bro' in every sentence, which may be a ShoutOut to [[ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}} Hawkeye's Tracksuit Draculas, who do the same thing.]]

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* The Russian Mafia members constantly saying 'bro' in every sentence, which may be is a ShoutOut to [[ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}} Hawkeye's Tracksuit Draculas, who do the same thing.]]


* The Russian Mafia members constantly saying 'bro' in every sentence.

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* The Russian Mafia members constantly saying 'bro' in every sentence.sentence, which may be a ShoutOut to [[ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}} Hawkeye's Tracksuit Draculas, who do the same thing.]]


* Assassin being arrogant enough to call Risei from what is most probably a strip club after [[spoiler: killing Archer and forcing Risei to completely rely on Kirei]].

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* Assassin being arrogant enough to call Risei from what is most probably a strip club after [[spoiler: killing Archer and forcing Risei to completely rely on Kirei]].Kirei]].
* Taiga showing Jigen what happens when someone [[BerserkButton calls her Tiger]].
* The Russian Mafia members constantly saying 'bro' in every sentence.


* You have to admit there's something funny in [[{{Irony}} torching Caster's Noble Phantasm with a flamethrower designed by a fake mage]]...

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* You have to admit there's something funny in [[{{Irony}} torching Caster's Noble Phantasm with a flamethrower designed by a fake mage]]...mage]]...
* Assassin being arrogant enough to call Risei from what is most probably a strip club after [[spoiler: killing Archer and forcing Risei to completely rely on Kirei]].


* Assassin pays Zenigata a late night visit [[spoiler: with info on Sakura]], and he finds himself cuffed almost instantly. Zenigata's so CrazyPrepared he keeps a pair of handcuffs under his pillow!

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* Assassin pays Zenigata a late night visit [[spoiler: with info on Sakura]], and he finds himself cuffed almost instantly. Zenigata's so CrazyPrepared he keeps a pair of handcuffs under his pillow!pillow!
* You have to admit there's something funny in [[{{Irony}} torching Caster's Noble Phantasm with a flamethrower designed by a fake mage]]...

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* Assassin using an RPG to launch a special glue grenade at Archer, blinding him. When he does get it off, Archer also tears off ''both'' his eyelashes and eyebrows!


* Lupin pays Zenigata a late night visit [[spoiler: with info on Sakura]], and he finds himself cuffed almost instantly. Zenigata's so CrazyPrepared he keeps a pair of handcuffs under his pillow!

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* Lupin Assassin pays Zenigata a late night visit [[spoiler: with info on Sakura]], and he finds himself cuffed almost instantly. Zenigata's so CrazyPrepared he keeps a pair of handcuffs under his pillow!


-->Kotomine Kirei is a troubled man that only participated in the Holy Grail War to serve Tohsaka Tokiomi and meet Emiya Kiritsugu. In order to do both, he attempted to summon Hassan-I-Sabbah as the Servant Assassin. The Grail heard his plea and instead gave Kirei a rather... unorthodox thief. Gilgamesh better keep his Gate of Babylon locked at night...

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-->Kotomine Kirei is a troubled man that only participated in the Holy Grail War to serve Tohsaka Tokiomi and meet Emiya Kiritsugu. In order to do both, he attempted to summon Hassan-I-Sabbah as the Servant Assassin. The Grail heard his plea and instead gave Kirei a rather... unorthodox thief. Gilgamesh better keep his Gate of Babylon locked at night...night...
* Lupin pays Zenigata a late night visit [[spoiler: with info on Sakura]], and he finds himself cuffed almost instantly. Zenigata's so CrazyPrepared he keeps a pair of handcuffs under his pillow!


--> "Wow, looks like someone has a temper!" Assassin whistled out as Archer continued to strike at the ground spouting off various death threats and tortures. "Maybe I should recommend the guy for counseling or somethin'…" Assassin muttered with a satisfied grin on his face before walking down the street.

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--> "Wow, looks like someone has a temper!" Assassin whistled out as Archer continued to strike at the ground spouting off various death threats and tortures. "Maybe I should recommend the guy for counseling or somethin'…" Assassin muttered with a satisfied grin on his face before walking down the street.street.
** Doubles as a BrickJoke due the fanfic's description on Fanfiction.Net:
-->Kotomine Kirei is a troubled man that only participated in the Holy Grail War to serve Tohsaka Tokiomi and meet Emiya Kiritsugu. In order to do both, he attempted to summon Hassan-I-Sabbah as the Servant Assassin. The Grail heard his plea and instead gave Kirei a rather... unorthodox thief. Gilgamesh better keep his Gate of Babylon locked at night...

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