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This page is for funny moments in the first ''Film/JurassicPark'' film specifically. For funny moments in the franchise as a whole, see [[Funny/JurassicPark here]].

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This page is for funny moments in the first ''Film/JurassicPark'' ''Franchise/JurassicPark'' film specifically. For funny moments in the franchise as a whole, see [[Funny/JurassicPark here]].
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** Rexy breaks the toilet shack when charging after Ian, and all that's left in her field of vision is Gennaro sitting on the toilet bowl (and most certainly crapping his pants). Quite an undignified death this is.

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** Rexy breaks the toilet shack when charging after Ian, and all that's left in her field of vision is Gennaro sitting on the toilet bowl (and most certainly crapping his pants). Rexy can only give a rather curious head tilt, then promptly gobbles down Gennaro. Quite an undignified death this is.



--->'''Dilophosaurus:''' ''[looks him up and down, clearly disagreeing, obviously thinking "You are the food... and a lot of it too!"]''

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--->'''Dilophosaurus:''' ''[looks him up and down, clearly disagreeing, obviously thinking "You are the food... [[YouAreFat and a lot of it too!"]''too!]]"]''
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** There's also the fact that Nedry is calling a dinosaur that he should obviously know is a female "boy". It's like he didn't listen to ''anything'' Hammond said.
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** Grant is still angry and walks up, pointing his finger and asking who the hell he is and what he's doing here. Hammond cheerfully grabs Grant's ''finger'' and treats it like an ordinary handshake as he introduces himself, then takes a moment to blow a visible amount of dust off his palm as Grant realizes who he's talking to. (It's quickly established that he and Sattler ''do'' know Hammond, but have never met him before.)
*** Furthermore, a still-angry Sattler bursts in demanding, "Okay, who's the jerk?!" Grant tells her who Hammond is and she gets a sheepish look on her face as she learns that she just insulted the guy paying for the dig, "Did I say 'jerk'?" [[CoolOldGuy Hammond takes it all in stride, though]].
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-->'''Grant:''' Where does he think he's going?
-->'''Ian:''' When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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-->'''Grant:''' Where does he think he's going?
-->'''Ian:'''
going?\\
'''Ian:'''
When you gotta go, you gotta go.



** The fact there actually ''is'' a public toilet '''right in front of''' the cage of the ''Tyrannosaurus rex'' cage. Clearly, the park designers expect visitors pissing their pants when they see Rexy.

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** The fact there actually ''is'' a public toilet '''right in front of''' the cage of the ''Tyrannosaurus rex'' cage.paddock. Clearly, the park designers expect visitors pissing their pants when they see Rexy.

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