History Funny / JennyNicholson

--->'''Jenny:''' (...) The way they handled [[TokenMinority Bonnie]]'s character like a total bus crash. ''(cut)'' The kind where the bus is being driven by a vampire, [[{{Metaphorgotten}} and the problem is wearing a magic ring, so it never dies]].

** While laying the groundwork of [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disney World]] and Animal Kingdom, Jenny immediately pulls no punches in snarking about Disney [[InsistentTerminology advertising the park as "not a zoo"]] -- including clips of its marketing campaign using [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign "nāhtāzū"]] as a tagline -- but describing it as "basically just a zoo."

** Jenny takes a while to discuss [[UnfortunateImplications the uncomfortable cultural politics]] of the park's own premise, dissecting the strange logic of how [[EasilyForgiven the Na'vi would suddenly be welcoming back humans despite the past crimes]] and the dodgy posturing that the two races are getting along despite little to no Na'vi participation in the park itself:

** "I mean, [''Avatar''] [[RecycledInSpace was basically just]] ''Film/DancesWithWolves'' -- [[StockShticks like, everybody compared it to]] ''[[StockShticks Dances with Wolves]]'', and the only ones who didn't compared it to ''WesternAnimation/{{Pocahontas}}'', presumably because they were too young to have seen ''Dances with Wolves''."

** When she gets to the ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' play, Jenny describes [[TemptingFate how ecstatic she was for this one]] simply because it's Easter-themed ''Toy Story'', goes on to praise the set and costumes...and then she wonders why Mr. Potato Head [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump is wearing a blonde wig]]. Cue a [[ThisIsGonnaSuck resigned]] "Oh, ''no"'' once he opens his mouth.

--->'''Jenny:''' Leia comes with an ewok, Luke comes with Yoda, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and]] [[FoeYayShipping Rey comes]] [[FanPreferredCouple with Kylo Ren!]]

** While going over the quality of the actual dolls, Jenny examines how their "action feature" mostly looks like the dolls just twitching their torsos to give an impression of of swinging an item, which leaves her pretty unimpressed... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers except for]] [[Film/RogueOne Jyn Erso]], whose violent thrashing motion is described as bringing "the absolute brutal smackdown." During TheStinger, Jenny finds immediate glee upon unpacking the Jyn doll from just how intense-looking her action is.

--->'''Jenny:''' You ''can'' take off her boots off, and I'm having trouble wrapping my head around that one. [[FridgeLogic How does this enhance the doll]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough when all her other clothes are permanently attached?]] Do you think I'm gonna send her out on the snows of Hoth with a bare foot?
** Jenny's explanation for why the most naked you can get the Kylo Ren doll is down to his black jumpsuit is that [[BlatantLies he's canonically a]] [[Series/ArrestedDevelopment never-nude]].

** "Do you think seeing Flash-animated Jyn Erso rescue a cat will inspire more imagination than the entirety of ''Film/RogueOne''? ''(cut)'' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Well,]] [[TakeThat I mean, maybe]]. [[AnalogyBackfire I shouldn't have chosen]] ''Film/RogueOne'' [[AnalogyBackfire as my example.]]"

** The frequent use of the word 'gypsy' in ''Friendship is Witchcraft'' is a major OldShame for her, as she had only used it in reference to ''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney'' and the Gypsy Horse - not realising it was a slur for the Romani. Despite having realised and stopped using the word in latter episodes, the songs featuring it ended up getting a resurgence on [=TikTok=].

--> "It seems there's also [=TikToks=] of people doing discourse about why they shouldn't be doing [=TikToks=] of the songs...while dancing ''to'' the songs. [=TikTok=] has a lot of layers, it's very interesting."

** While commenting on the painfully stereotypical Mexican bandits in the ''{{Film/Tombstone}}'' play[[note]] Which is more of a general Western play but uses the name[[/note]], she notes that she doesn't know the nationality of the guy playing the head bandit, so maybe he's also Mexican and allowed to do that. Then she sees the painfully stereotypically Asian coffin salesman played by the church's obviously white pastor.

*** Jenny also admits that by the time of the [[ARareSentence regularly scheduled crucifixion]] that with the bizarre pacing of the plot, lack of any actual narrative action, and abruptness of how quickly Doc and [[AdaptationNameChange Jessie]][[note]] Name changed from Marty because they wanted his mom to sing ''Jessie's Girl'' and seeminglly no other reason[[/note]] return to the present that she had completely forgotten that ''someone'' was going to get put on a cross, which made Jessie suddenly getting crucified by the clock tower after accomplishing nothing all the more shocking.

** While not particuarly impressed with the church's ''Film/TheAvengers2012'' play she is absolutely ''ecstatic'' when the post-crucifixion lament is a mash-up between {{Music/REM}}'s ''End of the World As We Know It'' and {{Music/Chumbawamba}}'s ''Tubthumping'' sung by Loki and a still-not-dead Iron Man.

** When she gets to the ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' play, Jenny describes [[TemptingFate how ecstatic she was for this one]] simply because it's Easter-themed ''Toy Story'', goes on to praise the set and costumes...and then she wonders why Mr. Potato Head [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump is wearing a blonde wig]]. Cue a [[ThisIsGonnaSuck resigned]] "Oh, ''no''" once he opens his mouth.

* "SPIDERQUEST: Quest For the Man-Sized Spider" details a road trip Jenny went on to acquire an giant FAO Schwarz plush of Aragog the Acromantula. One segment sees Jenny's traveling party visiting the remnants of a defunct ''Flintstones'' theme park, and to Jenny's surprise, she finds herself being called a fake fan --about '''''The Flintstones'''''-- by a man in the gift shop accusing her of never having watched the cartoon. People in the comments share her incredulity at being gatekept by a guy even in such a remote location and unpopular niche. She doesn't mention it, but Jenny was also wearing a thematically appropriate leopard-print dress as well, making the guy's disbelief she watched the show even funnier.

* "SPIDERQUEST: Quest For the Man-Sized Spider" details a road trip Jenny went on to acquire an giant FAO Schwarz plush of Aragog the Acromantula. One segment sees Jenny's traveling party visiting the remnants of a defunct ''Flintstones'' theme park, and to Jenny's surprise, she finds herself being called a fake fan --about '''''The Flintstones'''''-- by a man in the gift shop accusing her of never having watched the cartoon. People in the comments share her incredulity at being gatekept by a guy even in such a remote location and unpopular niche.

** Jenny is consistently surprised by the production values of the shows, possibly peaking at the [[NarmCharm Mobility Scooter Delorian]] in the ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' play, mostly owning to the fact that it not only works but has ''proper Delorian wing doors''!

*** Jenny also admits that by the time of the [[ARareSentence regularly scheduled crucifixion]] the bizarre pacing of the plot, lack of any actual action, and abruptness of how quickly Doc and [[AdaptationNameChange Jessie]][[note]] Name changed from Marty because they wanted his mom to sing ''Jessie's Girl'' and seeminglly no other reason[[/note]] return to the present that she had completely forgotten that ''someone'' was going to get put on a cross, which made Jessie suddenly getting crucified by the clock tower after accomplishing nothing all the more shocking.

** During a production that copies the aesthetics of the ''Pirates of the Caribbean'' films, she notes one militaristic dance song that she hates which she states clearly just subbed the words Captain Jack into whatever the original lyrics were. Cue almost every ''Dance Dance Revolution'' player in the comments remarking that [[AluminumChristmasTrees the church changed nothing]], as the song is one of the [[OneHitWonder biggest hits]] by eurodance artist [[NamesTheSame Captain Jack]].
** While commenting on the painfully stereotypical Mexican bandits in the ''Tombstone'' play, she notes that she doesn't know the nationality of the guy playing the head bandit, so maybe he's also Mexican and allowed to do that. Then she sees the painfully stereotypically Asian coffin salesman played by the church's obviously white pastor.

** During a production that copies the aesthetics of the ''Pirates of the Caribbean'' films, she notes one militaristic dance song that she hates which she states clearly just subbed the words Captain Jack into whatever the original lyrics were. Cue almost every ''Dance Dance Revolution'' player in the comments remarking that [[AluminumChristmasTrees the church changed nothing]], as the song is one of the [[OneHitWonder biggest hits]] by eurodance artist Captain Jack.

** During a production that copies the aesthetics of the ''Pirates of the Caribbean'' films, she notes one militaristic dance song that she hates which she states clearly just subbed the words Captain Jack into whatever the original lyrics were. Cue almost every ''Dance Dance Revolution'' player in the comments remarking that the church changed nothing, as the song is one of the biggest hits by eurodance artist Captain Jack.

--> '''Jenny''': That's the feedback I get about myself, also.

-->'''Jenny:''' ''That's the worst thing I've ever read-''

-->'''Jenny:''' It's such a shame to see corporate greed destroying the giant spider industry...
* In her video on Easter Plays:
** During a production that copies the aesthetics of the Pirates of the Carribbean films she notes one militaristic Dance song that she hates which she states clearly just subbed the words Captain Jack into whatever the original lyrics were. Cue almost every Dance Dance Revolution player in the comments remarking that the church changed nothing, as the song is one of the biggest hits by eurodance artist Captain Jack.

** Jenny is simultaneously laughing and concerned from a review of a spider from a dad who bought the spider for his son because he had no friends. It gets worse when the review bemoans the spider's shoddy construction because if it breaks, the son will be "friendless again".

** Two reviews mention using the fake spiders to scare away birds, and one mentions using it in the car to prevent theft. Jenny is surprised, and asks in disbelief who's out there[[MundaneUtility using these novelty spiders as scarecrows]] rather than toys or spooky decor.
** One review says its spider is shoddily made and bemoans the pursuit of money in favor of quality products.

** Jenny does the entire video in a [[StylisticSuck deliberately shoddy]] cosplay of movie Evan, complete with bags under the eyes to indicate that she's supposed to be older than she looks which is funny on it's own. What ''really'' adds to it is that pretty much every comment about the outfit remarks on how she did a better job at looking like a teenage boy than what the multi-million dollar film was able to do.

** The frequent use of the word 'gypsy' in ''Friendship is Witchcraft'' is a major OldShame for her, as she had only used it in reference to ''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame'' and the Gypsy Horse - not realising it was a slur for the Romani. Despite having realised and stopped using the word in latter episodes, the songs featuring it ended up getting a resurgence on [=TikTok=].

** Jenny once again segments her review in a numbered list, but titling each one based off her speculated titles of the DevelopmentHell-residing ''Film/{{Avatar}}'' sequels -- starting off with [[UnusualChapterNumbers "Part 1:]] ''[[UnusualChapterNumbers Avatar 2: The Chronicles of Animal Kingdom]]''", "because some day, there are going to be more ''Avatar'' sequels than numbers in the English language."