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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT4hBZi9drw The first intro sequence, done in '90s TV ad style.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcWtCVcriGg&t=16m05s The ending of Underrated Action Movies]] features a mash-up between ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}'' and ''Film/Speed2CruiseControl''.
** Plus Tony's {{Corpsing}} when he pretends that ''Film/Speed2CruiseControl'' is his choice for an underrated action flick.
--> '''Justin''': People came to us for underrated action films, and it can't be 50% ''Speed''![[labelnote:Note]](Kieran had chosen the first ''Speed'' as an underrated action movie)[[/labelnote]]\\
'''James''': Can I just say: [[{{Pun}} We did too much Speed]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlSUDZWGiAo Joysticks]], mainly for the story where James put the ''Joysticks'' DVD in his [=PS3=] that had a rental sticker on it, which ruined the disc and prompted James to open his [=PS3=] to clean it.
--> '''James''': This movie can go fuck itself.
* Mike trolls the group in "Underrated Horror Movies" by listing a bunch of non-serious choices, such as ''Film/TheExorcist'' (not underrated by definition), ''Bela Lugosi Meets a Brookyln Gorilla'', ''The Ape Man'', and ''The Monster and the Girl''. He finally admits he's just messing with them.
--> '''Justin''': Jesus, Mike, it's fuckin' "trick or treat", not "seven tricks and no fucking treats!"
* For the series's one year anniversary, they had a special cake made... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAd8NMs8MhI&t=37m06s which contains a giant eyeball that they'll have to stab to cut the cake.]]
--> '''Tony''': ''(to Justin)'' Oh you son of a BITCH!\\
'''Justin''': A stabbing eyeball cake.\\
'''Tony''': Oh, you're such a DICK! Oh, come ON! (...) I hate you so goddamn much. (...) It even says "Stabbing Eyeballs". Goddamn it!
* When discussing the first ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' movie, James told a story about how he went to the first two movies at a drive-in theater; since it was late when the second movie started, he decided to head home partway through but he still kept the radio on so he could hear the movie for a while. At one point the movie radio station's and another station's signals got mixed, resulting in a pop song playing ''and'' Shredder shouting "BABIES! THEY'RE BABIES!" simultaneously. Sadly, he wasn't recording at the time, but the way he described it was still funny.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT4hBZi9drw The first intro sequence, done in '90s TV ad style.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcWtCVcriGg&t=16m05s The ending of Underrated Action Movies]] features a mash-up between ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}'' and ''Film/Speed2CruiseControl''.
** Plus Tony's {{Corpsing}} when he pretends that ''Film/Speed2CruiseControl'' is his choice for an underrated action flick.
--> '''Justin''': People came to us for underrated action films, and it can't be 50% ''Speed''![[labelnote:Note]](Kieran had chosen the first ''Speed'' as an underrated action movie)[[/labelnote]]\\
'''James''': Can I just say: [[{{Pun}} We did too much Speed]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlSUDZWGiAo Joysticks]], mainly for the story where James put the ''Joysticks'' DVD in his [=PS3=] that had a rental sticker on it, which ruined the disc and prompted James to open his [=PS3=] to clean it.
--> '''James''': This movie can go fuck itself.
* Mike trolls the group in "Underrated Horror Movies" by listing a bunch of non-serious choices, such as ''Film/TheExorcist'' (not underrated by definition), ''Bela Lugosi Meets a Brookyln Gorilla'', ''The Ape Man'', and ''The Monster and the Girl''. He finally admits he's just messing with them.
--> '''Justin''': Jesus, Mike, it's fuckin' "trick or treat", not "seven tricks and no fucking treats!"
* For the series's one year anniversary, they had a special cake made... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAd8NMs8MhI&t=37m06s which contains a giant eyeball that they'll have to stab to cut the cake.]]
--> '''Tony''': ''(to Justin)'' Oh you son of a BITCH!\\
'''Justin''': A stabbing eyeball cake.\\
'''Tony''': Oh, you're such a DICK! Oh, come ON! (...) I hate you so goddamn much. (...) It even says "Stabbing Eyeballs". Goddamn it!
* When discussing the first ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' movie, James told a story about how he went to the first two movies at a drive-in theater; since it was late when the second movie started, he decided to head home partway through but he still kept the radio on so he could hear the movie for a while. At one point the movie radio station's and another station's signals got mixed, resulting in a pop song playing ''and'' Shredder shouting "BABIES! THEY'RE BABIES!" simultaneously. Sadly, he wasn't recording at the time, but the way he described it was still funny.
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--> '''Justin''': We can't have half the list be ''Speed''![[labelnote:Note]](Kieran had chosen the first ''Speed'' as an underrated action movie)[[/labelnote]]\\
'''James''': Can I just say: [[{{Pun}} We took too much Speed]].

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--> '''Justin''': We People came to us for underrated action films, and it can't have half the list be 50% ''Speed''![[labelnote:Note]](Kieran had chosen the first ''Speed'' as an underrated action movie)[[/labelnote]]\\
'''James''': Can I just say: [[{{Pun}} We took did too much Speed]].



--> '''Justin''': It's supposed to be "trick or treat", not "seven tricks and no treats!"

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--> '''Justin''': It's supposed to be Jesus, Mike, it's fuckin' "trick or treat", not "seven tricks and no fucking treats!"
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* When discussing the first ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' movie, James told a story about how he went to the first two movies at a drive-in theater; since it was late when the second movie started, he decided to head home partway through but he still kept the radio on so he could hear the movie for a while. At one point the movie radio station's and another station's signals got mixed, resulting in a pop song playing ''and'' Shredder shouting "BABIES! THEY'RE BABIES!" simultaneously. Sadly, he wasn't recording at the time, but the way he described it was still funny.
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* Towards the end of the review of ''Film/SoloAStarWarsStory'', James thinks the next ''Star Wars'' movie should be about baby Anakin, and titled "Baby Vader: A Star Wars Story", aka "Episode 0".

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* Towards the end of the review of ''Film/SoloAStarWarsStory'', ''Film/{{Solo}}'', James thinks the next ''Star Wars'' movie should be about baby Anakin, and titled "Baby Vader: A Star Wars Story", aka "Episode 0".

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Taken from the Funny/AVGN page.


* Presenting [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi3_OGnROMo Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: The Game: The Movie.]] Sadly, it's [[RealTrailerFakeMovie just a joke trailer]] and no actual movie will be made.

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* Presenting [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi3_OGnROMo Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: The Game: The Movie.]] Sadly, it's [[RealTrailerFakeMovie just a joke trailer]] and no actual movie will be made. About one minute and twenty seconds in, the references to the video game kick in, complete with music.
-->'''Pub Owner:''' I won't rest until every man, woman, child and insect is after 'im!
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* The Mailbag Episodes, where he reads and responds to some of the emails (and Website/YouTube messages) that he receives from his fans: some of the best and some of the worst. This includes nice emails, funny emails, hatemail and the such. One of the funniest has got to be in [[http://www.screwattack.com/shows/partners/cinemassacre-mailbag/cinemassacre-mailbag-episode-3 Episode 3]], where he receives a positive email from a fan whose grasp of the English language is greatly put in question (and likely a joke email), and the further James gets reading it, the less control he has over his laughter. The email ends with a line that sends James into uncontrollable laughter: [[spoiler:Live like a windrammer as you fuck]].

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* The Mailbag Episodes, where he reads and responds to some of the emails (and Website/YouTube messages) that he receives from his fans: some of the best and some of the worst. This includes nice emails, funny emails, hatemail and the such. One of the funniest has got to be in [[http://www.screwattack.com/shows/partners/cinemassacre-mailbag/cinemassacre-mailbag-episode-3 Episode 3]], where he receives a positive email from a fan whose grasp of the English language is greatly put in question (and likely a joke email), and the further James gets reading it, the less control he has over his laughter. The It contains such gems as referring to Mike Matei as "Mike Matinee" and a line about "see futures in balls". James tries to contain his laughter, but the email ends with a line that sends James into uncontrollable laughter: [[spoiler:Live like a windrammer as you fuck]].
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* For the series's one year anniversary, they had a special cake made... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAd8NMs8MhI&t=37m06s which contains a giant eyeball that they'll have to stab to cut the cake.]]
--> '''Tony''': ''(to Justin)'' Oh you son of a BITCH!\\
'''Justin''': A stabbing eyeball cake.\\
'''Tony''': Oh, you're such a DICK! Oh, come ON! (...) I hate you so goddamn much. (...) It even says "Stabbing Eyeballs". Goddamn it!
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* His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLWnl2fBy3Q noob's review]] of ''Franchise/PowerRangers'', where he recounts his limited history of the franchise before finding out its history with ''Franchise/SuperSentai'' and ''Franchise/KamenRider'' and the entire {{Tokusatsu}} genre in general. Deciding that there is [[ArchivePanic simply too much content for him to watch it all]], he says he will just watch the first season of ''[[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Power Rangers]]'' and then stop for good. Then he discovers that said first season is ''60 episodes long''.

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* His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLWnl2fBy3Q noob's review]] of ''Franchise/PowerRangers'', where he recounts his limited history of the franchise before finding out its history with ''Franchise/SuperSentai'' and ''Franchise/KamenRider'' and the entire {{Tokusatsu}} genre in general. Deciding that there is [[ArchivePanic simply too much content for him to watch it all]], he says he will just only watch the first season of ''[[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Power Rangers]]'' and then stop for good. Then leave it at that. So he discovers that said first season is ''60 episodes long''.gets it up on Netflix and...
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** When pointing out that the film's villain is a troll, there's his comment that ''Film/ErnestScaredStupid'' might be "the real ''[[Film/{{Troll}} Troll 3]]''".
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--> '''Justin''': We can't have half the list be ''Speed''!\\
'''James''': Can I just say: [[{{Pun}} We took too much ''Speed'']].

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--> '''Justin''': We can't have half the list be ''Speed''!\\
''Speed''![[labelnote:Note]](Kieran had chosen the first ''Speed'' as an underrated action movie)[[/labelnote]]\\
'''James''': Can I just say: [[{{Pun}} We took too much ''Speed'']].Speed]].
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** Plus Tony's {{Corpsing}} when he pretends that ''Film/Speed2CruiseControl'' is his choice for an underrated action flick.
--> '''Justin''': We can't have half the list be ''Speed''!\\
'''James''': Can I just say: [[{{Pun}} We took too much ''Speed'']].
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* In Chronologically Confused About TMNT [=DVDs=], his rant about how many episodes were presented out of order, and said the DVD crew spent more time making the fifth season "look like a FUCKING pizza box!"
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* Mike trolls the group in "Underrated Horror Movies" by listing a bunch of non-serious choices, such as ''Film/TheExorcist'' (not underrated by definition), ''Bela Lugosi Meets a Brookyln Gorilla'', ''The Ape Man'', and ''The Monster and the Girl''. He finally admits he's just messing with them.
--> '''Justin''': It's supposed to be "trick or treat", not "seven tricks and no treats!"
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This part and the Jaguar part always make me laugh.

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** After Genesis adds the 32X onto its console:
-->'''SNES''': What are you going to next, add something else on top?\\
'''Genesis''': Um... yeah! [''adds another 32X on top of the 32X'']
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* [[[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT4hBZi9drw The first intro sequence, done in '90s TV ad style.]]

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* [[[[https://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT4hBZi9drw The first intro sequence, done in '90s TV ad style.]]

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[[folder:Cinemassacre Video/Rental Reviews]]
* [[[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT4hBZi9drw The first intro sequence, done in '90s TV ad style.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcWtCVcriGg&t=16m05s The ending of Underrated Action Movies]] features a mash-up between ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}'' and ''Film/Speed2CruiseControl''.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlSUDZWGiAo Joysticks]], mainly for the story where James put the ''Joysticks'' DVD in his [=PS3=] that had a rental sticker on it, which ruined the disc and prompted James to open his [=PS3=] to clean it.
--> '''James''': This movie can go fuck itself.
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* The Cinemassacre Rental video discussing ''Film/MacAndMe'' opens with a mock commercial for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT4hBZi9drw Cinemassacre Video]], done in '90s TV ad style.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcWtCVcriGg&t=16m05s The ending of Underrated Action Movies]] features a mash-up between ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}'' and ''Film/Speed2CruiseControl''.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlSUDZWGiAo Joysticks]], mainly for the story where James put the ''Joysticks'' DVD in his [=PS3=] that had a rental sticker on it, which ruined the disc and prompted James to open his [=PS3=] to clean it.
--> '''James''': This movie can go fuck itself.
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** Episode 2 has a moment where James reads a [=YouTube=] message from a man who expresses his love for, of all things, mylar balloons. What sells it is that James is trying his best not to judge the guy as he [[Squick goes into too much detail as to what he does and wants to do with mylar balloons]] before moving on to another message. The look of shock is priceless.

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** Episode 2 has a moment where James reads a [=YouTube=] message from a man who expresses his love for, of all things, mylar balloons. What sells it is that James is trying his best not to judge the guy as he [[Squick [[{{Squick}} goes into too much detail as to what he does and wants to do with mylar balloons]] before moving on to another message. The look of shock is priceless.
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** Episode 2 has a moment where James reads a YouTube message from a man who expresses his love for, of all things, mylar balloons. What sells it is that James is trying his best not to judge the guy as he [[Squick goes into too much detail as to what he does and wants to do with mylar balloons]] before moving on to another message.

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** Episode 2 has a moment where James reads a YouTube [=YouTube=] message from a man who expresses his love for, of all things, mylar balloons. What sells it is that James is trying his best not to judge the guy as he [[Squick goes into too much detail as to what he does and wants to do with mylar balloons]] before moving on to another message. The look of shock is priceless.
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** Episode 2 has a moment where James reads a YouTube message from a man who expresses his love for, of all things, mylar balloons. What sells it is that James is trying his best not to judge the guy as he [[Squick goes into too much detail as to what he does and wants to do with mylar balloons]] before moving on to another message.
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlSUDZWGiAo Joysticks]], mainly for the story where James put the ''Joysticks'' DVD in his [=PS3=] that had a rental sticker on it, which ruined the disc and prompted James to open his [=PS3=] to clean it.
--> '''James''': This movie can go fuck itself.
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcWtCVcriGg&t=16m05s The ending of Underrated Action Movies]] features a mash-up between ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}'' and ''Film/Speed2CruiseControl''.
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* Him and Mike review the menu screen (No, really) of Series/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow: Mario's Greatest Movie Moments DVD just to show how bizarre it is. They poke fun at InspectorGadget's tour of the menu screen and proceed to mimic him throughout the review.
** It gets even funnier when they start impersonating InspectorGadget with an animated Gadget image super-imposed over their faces.

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* Him and Mike review the menu screen (No, really) of Series/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow: Mario's Greatest Movie Moments DVD just to show how bizarre it is. They poke fun at InspectorGadget's WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget's tour of the menu screen and proceed to mimic him throughout the review.
** It gets even funnier when they start impersonating InspectorGadget WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget with an animated Gadget image super-imposed over their faces.
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* Top 10 Window Jumps: James's simple but hilarious reaction to #5 (''[[Film/FrightNight1985 Fright Night]]''):

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* Top 10 20 Window Jumps: James's simple but hilarious reaction to #5 (''[[Film/FrightNight1985 Fright Night]]''):
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* Top 10 Window Jumps: James's simple but hilarious reaction to #5 (''Film/FrightNight''):

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* Top 10 Window Jumps: James's simple but hilarious reaction to #5 (''Film/FrightNight''):(''[[Film/FrightNight1985 Fright Night]]''):
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** Earlier in that same episode he reads an email giving him a suggestion.
---> '''James:''' Mr. Rolfe, Quit masturbating incessantly to freaking horror movies. talk about something else for satan’s sake. Just a suggestion.

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** Earlier in that same episode he reads an email giving him a suggestion.
suggestion. His read and overall reaction is priceless.
---> '''James:''' Mr. Rolfe, Quit masturbating incessantly to freaking horror movies. talk about something else for satan’s sake. Just a suggestion. Yours truly, your mother’s cum-dumpster vag garbage man.
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** Earlier in that same episode he reads an email giving him a suggestion.
---> '''James:''' Mr. Rolfe, Quit masturbating incessantly to freaking horror movies. talk about something else for satan’s sake. Just a suggestion.
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* The Cinemassacre Rental video discussing ''Film/MacAndMe'' opens with a mock commercial for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT4hBZi9drw Cinemassacre Video]], done in '90s TV ad style.
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** Of special note was the clip from ''MVP: Most Vertical Primate'':
--> '''Ollie''': How do pancakes sound?\\
''(Jack holds an open-mouth smile for two seconds)''
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* Towards the end of the review of ''Film/SoloAStarWarsStory'', James thinks the next ''Star Wars'' movie should be about baby Anakin, and titled "Baby Vader: A Star Wars Story", aka "Episode 0".
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--> ''James''': Fuck Hank. I want him to burn in Hell.

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--> ''James''': '''James''': Fuck Hank. I want him to burn in Hell.

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