History Funny / Jackass

-->'''Johnny Knoxville:''' Gentlemen! I'm Johnny Knoxville! WelcomeToHell!

** The "Silence of the Lambs" skit, where several duos are locked inside of a pitch-black and tormented by the rest of the group, who have night-vision goggles. Chris Pontius dancing [[Film/SilenceOfTheLambs Buffalo Bill]]-style, Ehren getting tased with a cattle prod when trying to hide under a desk and then assaulted with a volleyball when trying to leave, Dave not trusting the skit being over and proclaiming that he'll just start a new life in the prank room... it has to be seen to be believed.

* Parodying [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAlYkIzvICc the famous Maxell comercial]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKIvFEe9KfE with Ryan Dunn]] in Jackass 3D. Only instead of a wind machine they place him in front of a jet engine. The drink disappears within seconds but Dunn grabs after it, several seconds ''later'', only to make a "damn" gesture.

* In the infamous closing skit of Jackass 2, which was already plagued with injuries (Preston being knocked unconscious), some life threatening (Ryan's blood clot), Johnny Knoxville is in the final part standing still as a giant metal stand falls towards him. He's supposed to stand still as the window from of the wall goes through him, but originally, it went wrong and it slams on top of him. Everyone went silent because it was told by production that this could very well kill him if he messes up. Everyone thinks they just witness the end of Knoxville, what broke the silence? Johnny's daughter calling him out for messing up the bit, which led to everyone laughing it off.

* In ''Jackass 4.5'', Johnny Knoxville and Jasper decide to take Dark Shark (Jasper's dad) skydiving to help conquer his fear. Being Jackass, they decide to stage a malfunctioning disaster in the plane they were in, scaring the living crap out of Dark Shark. Dark Shark, a former gangster, who was shot nine times, says he came closer to death as he was in the sky, begging god for help and praying he didn't end up in hell.

-->'''Jeff Tremaine:''' Quickly review (points to Jared): What's your job?
-->'''Jared Allen:''' MURDER KNOXVILLE'S FACE!

'''Ryan''': ...You can't fucking breathe!

--->'''Bam:''' This is Barrel Surfing!\\

-->'''Jared Allen:''' "People don't realize that football is a game of physics, speed and velocity, equal that" ''(Camera pans to Knoxville, writhing in pain on the ground)''

** As one Youtube commenter pointed out, all that shit was done with the jet engine at ''half power''. If it was on ''full'' power? It would've been enough to '''rip the grass off that field.'''

** As one Youtube commenter pointed out, all that shit was done with the jet engine at ''half power''. If it was on ''full'' power? It would've been enough to '''rip the grass off that field.'''.

** As one YouTube commenter pointed out, all that shit was done with the jet engine at ''half power''. If it was on ''full'' power? It would've been enough to '''rip the grass off that field.'''.

* Parodying [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAlYkIzvICc the famous Maxell comercial]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKIvFEe9KfE with Ryan Dunn]] in Jackass 3D. Only instead of a wind machine they place him in front of a jet engine. The drink disappears within seconds but Dunn grabs after it several seconds later only to make a "damn" gesture.
-->'''Ryan''': That felt like somebody was blowing a fireball in my face.\\
'''Johnny''': That looked like you were just getting the hell beat out of you!\\

** And then they start screwing around with it further by throwing things into the wake of the engine; e.g. bags of flour that evaporate, footballs flying at nigh-uncatchable speeds...
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qjb8IcS0ww "Roller Disco Truck"]], partly for Preston's sadistic glee at driving the truck round the parking lot, but mostly for the cast's sincere attempts to pull some disco-tastic moves while standing ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin on roller skates in an erratically driven truck]]''.

* "The Switcheroo": While April Margera is asleep, Bam has his father leave her side and replace him with a bearded Preston Lacy (like Phil, he's only clad in his underwear). Preston then smothers April in the most obnoxious ways (slinging his whole leg over her, taking up most of the bed) until she wakes up and starts to scold "Phil"...and in the dark senses that something is amiss. She suitably freaks out when she realizes it's not her husband... [[ActuallyPrettyFunny but then finds it pretty funny afterwards herself.]]
-->'''April''': He felt....''shorter''!

--> '''Preston:''' Well, I think we all know Ape would've got fucked that night!
* "Hi, I'm Creator/BradPitt and I'm going to be abducted." And in front of a stunned public crowd, Brad Pitt is ganged up on and thrown into a van.

* Speaking of the "Poo Cocktail Supreme", the alternate version featuring none other than Music/BritneySpears. As in, ''she goes inside the port-a-potty''.

-->'''Knoxville:''' (Weakly) Catch the ball? (In a gruff voice) I mean, uh, catch the ball!

%%Let's face it, a lot of the shit they do is [[CrossesTheLineTwice pretty]] [[RefugeInAudacity damn]] [[VulgarHumor funny]]. But here are a few particular examples:

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* Let's face it, a lot of the shit they do is [[CrossesTheLineTwice pretty]] [[RefugeInAudacity damn]] [[VulgarHumor funny]].

* "Department Store Boxing" from the first movie, which is both ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin and RefugeInAudacity as it pits Knoxville against... ''Butterbean''. The "[[CurbStompBattle fight]]" goes about as well as you expect, with Johnny moaning at one point "This is the last time I let you kick my ass, man." and Butterbean [[ThrowTheDogABone taking pity on him]] by giving Knoxville a free shot.

* The "Bicentennial BMXing" and horse milking scenes in the second movie, which are somehow made ten times funnier by the background music.

* The [[ThePennyfarthingEffect "Bicentennial BMXing"]] and horse milking scenes in the second movie, which are somehow made ten times funnier by the background music.

* It's impossible not to laugh at "High Five!" from the third movie. But the ''really'' funny shot is the ''side'' view of Bam being knocked backwards like a bowling pin.
** Looking carefully at that side view also reveals that [[https://youtu.be/rMS4ESFlfDk?t=101 Wee Man draws back just in time]] to keep the thing from swatting his arm and possibly breaking his wrist, all while never dropping character.

* In ''Jackass 3.5'' at a special screening for fans, the rest of the cast reveal in a video that Bam and Dunn have replaced a portion of Knoxville's medicated face lotion with ''horse semen'', which he's been rubbing on his face, for ''weeks''.

--> '''Ryan:''' Because it was funny.
--> '''April:''' It's not funny!

** There's also Phil's reaction to the brand. While April is horrified by how bad it looks...

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZRQzW_Ro2o The fart mask]]. Steve-O is wearing a astronaut style glass helmet attached to a hose which Preston farts in. Steve-O ends up puking at least three times inside the helmet and to add insult to injury, [[CrossesTheLineTwice Preston reveals that he took a shit while doing it]].

* In "Jackass 3.5" at a special screening for fans the rest of the cast reveal in a video that they've been replacing a portion of Knoxville's medicated face lotion with horse semen, which he's been rubbing on his face, for weeks.

* Before the "Poo Cocktail Supreme", Steve-O mentions that he's not worried about the shit in the skit, but he's terrified of roller coasters, bungee jumping, and the like, to which Knoxville replies, "Looks like you have really irrational fears. 'Cast me out to sea with sharks, I don't care, put the hook through my cheek, but I'm not bungee diving!' What the fuck?"
* Speaking of "Poo Cocktail Supreme", the alternate version featuring none other than Music/BritneySpears. As in, ''she goes inside the port-a-potty''.

* Chris hurting his leg on the "Toro Totter" and stopping to inspect it, telling Johnny to hold on.

* After Ehren gets one of his tooth pulled [[spoiler: by a Lambo]] in ''Jackass 3D'', we have the following skit. The funny thing is that they eventually used it in thend credits of the unrated version.

-->'''Knoxville:''' We're not using that...

-->'''Ehren:''' I don't care...

* The Super Mighty Glue bit. Particularly, when Bam shows the difference his hands look when he super glued his hands and slapped them onto Phil (his Dad) and Preston's hairy chest. He is immediately disgusted with Phil's because it's so hairy.

* Johnny wants to test a groin-protecting cup [[GroinAttack in the, uh, traditional way]]. HilarityEnsues.
* "Electric Avenue", which has the group (minus Johnny and Wee Man) making their way through an extremely narrow hallway, with 15 suspended tasers and two spinning double-ended cattle prods (plus a couple of hurdles, all laid over a tire course, in case it wasn't challenging enough). Remember that the cast was shooting this sober to help Steve-O with his sobriety, and no wonder it took quite a while before they found the courage to run it. Summed up succinctly by Bam, who tripped on a hurdle and tumbled out while having violent spasms from incredible electric shocks.
--->'''Bam (after doing the stunt)''': I changed my mind. Stun guns at the #1 most thing I hate now. Bulls are second, snakes are third. That sucked. ''Terribly.''
* The Ram Jam from 3, involving Dunn angering a ram using a tuba, with Steve-O coming in with a trumpet to act as a rodeo clown. Unfortunately for Dunn, first the ram begins to attack him before he starts playing. Second, Steve-O gets his pant leg caught and can't get over to him. Third, even when he frees himself and begins playing the ram keeps attacking Dunn.

--->'''Bam:''' This, is Barrel Surfing!\\

'''Pontius:''' No it's not. [[Film/PointBreak It's the ultimate thrill. The ultimate rush. Even more than sex.]]\\