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* When visiting [[CowardlyLion Bark the Suchomimus]] and [[MeaningfulName Queen Anne the Baryonyx]], Owen forgets the first lesson in taming carnivores: never turn your back to them. Anne replies to this insult by chucking a fish at his face, and it turns out she has surprisingly good accuracy for a giant dinosaur.

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* When visiting [[CowardlyLion Bark the Suchomimus]] and [[MeaningfulName Queen Anne the Baryonyx]], Owen forgets the first lesson in taming carnivores: never turn your back to them. Anne replies to this insult by chucking a fish at his face, and it turns out she has surprisingly good accuracy for a giant dinosaur.dinosaur.
**Earlier, Owen makes mental notes of what would happen if someone tried the same methods to get Bark to back off (faking a charge is one example) with the other carnivores in the series: Rexy would find it odd that a human would make it easier for her to eat them, Blue would happily accept the challenge and attack, and Elise would play Godzilla.
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* Elsie deals with a petting zoo keeper by flipping her off.

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* Elsie deals with a petting zoo keeper by flipping her off.off.
*When visiting [[CowardlyLion Bark the Suchomimus]] and [[MeaningfulName Queen Anne the Baryonyx]], Owen forgets the first lesson in taming carnivores: never turn your back to them. Anne replies to this insult by chucking a fish at his face, and it turns out she has surprisingly good accuracy for a giant dinosaur.
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** She even swears by them. When she sees Rexy for the first time, she thinks "Oh, Oreo filling! Had she stolen a kill from this huge carnivore's territory?"
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* In a darkly humorous way, Bridges giving the Walter Palmer-caricature exactly [[KickTheSonOfABitch what he wanted.]]

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* In a darkly humorous way, Bridges giving the Walter Palmer-caricature exactly [[KickTheSonOfABitch what he wanted.]]]]
* Elsie deals with a petting zoo keeper by flipping her off.
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* 20 bees owe their lives to Owen.
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* Owen receives a 3D-printed replica of a velociraptor's resonating chamber. The very first thing he does with it is unwittingly replicate a mating call. Elise is appropriately disturbed.
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* On her way back to Rexy's paddock after movie night, Elise decides to play Franchise/{{Godzilla}}. The image of a giant carnivorous dinosaur stomping around like a little kid, knocking over fake buildings and such, is enough to draw a chuckle.

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* On her way back to Rexy's paddock after movie night, Elise decides to play Franchise/{{Godzilla}}. The image of a giant carnivorous dinosaur stomping around like a little kid, knocking over fake buildings and such, is enough to draw a chuckle.chuckle.
* In a darkly humorous way, Bridges giving the Walter Palmer-caricature exactly [[KickTheSonOfABitch what he wanted.]]
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* Even though they are family, Echo still goes ahead and sells Owen out after getting caught by Dr Gerry. She pulls the Oreo wrapper out his pants. And then this comes:

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* Even though they are family, Echo still goes ahead and sells Owen out after getting caught with Oreos by Dr Gerry. She pulls the Oreo wrapper out his pants. And then this comes:



* When testing Elise's intelligence, Dr.Grant gives Blue the same ball test, which frustrates Blue while the humans keep up their debate. Just when everyone is wrapping up for the day, Blue beans the lawyer representing [[MegaCorp InGen]] with the test ball.

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* When a nosy reporter asks [[DeadpanSnarker Owen]] how he knew to teach Elise sign language, he gives us this gem.
-->'''Owen''': [[SarcasmMode I felt like waving my hands around like an idiot, and she thought that was funny.]]
* When testing Elise's intelligence, Dr.Grant gives Blue the same ball test, which frustrates Blue while the humans keep up their debate. Just when everyone is wrapping up for the day, Blue beans the lawyer representing [[MegaCorp InGen]] with the test ball.ball, breaking his nose.
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* While trying to think of a way to save Elise from being euthanized, Owen briefly considers distracting Claire by showing up shirtless.
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* Owen and Lowery's introduction has this priceless exchange.
-->'''Owen''': Who are you again?
-->'''Lowery''': Oh, just the guy in the control room. You knocked all the dinosaurs off my desk. Seriously man, why are you hatin' on my dinos?
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* Elise [[TakeAThirdOption deciding]] to deal with Blake by literally burying him alive in a shallow grave. [[HarsherInHindsight Though,]] Blake does have [[TearJerker pretty good reasons for hating Elise.]]
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* Owen, Barry, and Lowery brainstorming names for the Indominus Rex.
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* On her way back to Rexy's paddock after movie night, Elise decides to play [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}}]]. The image of a giant carnivorous dinosaur stomping around like a little kid, knocking over fake buildings and such, is enough to draw a chuckle.

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* On her way back to Rexy's paddock after movie night, Elise decides to play [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}}]].Franchise/{{Godzilla}}. The image of a giant carnivorous dinosaur stomping around like a little kid, knocking over fake buildings and such, is enough to draw a chuckle.
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* While Elise is getting a checkup after [[spoiler: her fight with Lilly the ''Mosasaurus'']], a curious Echo comes over and drinks the vet's coffee (with double espresso shots). A short while later she goes absolutely [[MushroomSamba nuts]], running in circles, barking as loud as she can, and murdering every rabbit in sight while the rest of the pack looks on in confusion/horror.

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* While Elise is getting a checkup after [[spoiler: her fight with Lilly the ''Mosasaurus'']], a curious Echo comes over and drinks the vet's coffee (with double espresso shots). A short while later she goes absolutely [[MushroomSamba nuts]], running in circles, barking as loud as she can, and murdering every rabbit in sight while the rest of the pack looks on in confusion/horror.confusion/horror.
*On her way back to Rexy's paddock after movie night, Elise decides to play [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}}]]. The image of a giant carnivorous dinosaur stomping around like a little kid, knocking over fake buildings and such, is enough to draw a chuckle.
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* While Elise is getting a checkup after [[spoiler: her fight with Lilly the ''Mosasaurs'']], a curious Echo comes over and drinks the vet's coffee (with double espresso shots). A short while later she goes absolutely [[MushroomSamba nuts]], running in circles, barking as loud as she can, and murdering every rabbit in sight while the rest of the pack looks on in confusion/horror.

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* While Elise is getting a checkup after [[spoiler: her fight with Lilly the ''Mosasaurs'']], ''Mosasaurus'']], a curious Echo comes over and drinks the vet's coffee (with double espresso shots). A short while later she goes absolutely [[MushroomSamba nuts]], running in circles, barking as loud as she can, and murdering every rabbit in sight while the rest of the pack looks on in confusion/horror.
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* While Elise is getting a checkup after [[spoiler: her fight with Lilly the ''Mosasaurs'']], a curious Echo comes over and drinks the vet's coffee (with double espresso shots). A short while later she goes absolutely nuts, running in circles, barking as loud as she can, and murdering every rabbit in sight while the rest of the pack looks on in confusion/horror.

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* While Elise is getting a checkup after [[spoiler: her fight with Lilly the ''Mosasaurs'']], a curious Echo comes over and drinks the vet's coffee (with double espresso shots). A short while later she goes absolutely nuts, [[MushroomSamba nuts]], running in circles, barking as loud as she can, and murdering every rabbit in sight while the rest of the pack looks on in confusion/horror.
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* Claire telling a lawyer who's getting on her nerves "Why don't you visit the T-Rex paddock? Rexy has a taste for lawyers."

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* Claire telling a lawyer who's getting on her nerves "Why don't you visit the T-Rex paddock? Rexy has a taste for lawyers.""
*While Elise is getting a checkup after [[spoiler: her fight with Lilly the ''Mosasaurs'']], a curious Echo comes over and drinks the vet's coffee (with double espresso shots). A short while later she goes absolutely nuts, running in circles, barking as loud as she can, and murdering every rabbit in sight while the rest of the pack looks on in confusion/horror.
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*When testing Elise's intelligence, Dr.Grant gives Blue the same ball test, which frustrates Blue while the humans keep up their debate. Just when everyone is wrapping up for the day, Blue beans the lawyer representing [[MegaCorp InGen]] with the test ball.
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** Bonus points for [[spoiler: the resume actually getting accepted!]]

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** Bonus points for [[spoiler: the resume actually getting accepted!]]accepted!]]
* Claire telling a lawyer who's getting on her nerves "Why don't you visit the T-Rex paddock? Rexy has a taste for lawyers."
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* Think about it; a team of experienced soldiers, working with some of the most dangerous animals in the world, go running off after a nonexistent Elise, who leads them away and simply comes back. The commander completely [[EpicFail ''fails'']] to realize this and even tells Claire on the radio to quiet herself.

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* Think about it; a team of experienced soldiers, working with some of the most dangerous animals in the world, go running off after a nonexistent Elise, who leads them away and simply comes back. The commander completely [[EpicFail ''fails'']] ''[[EpicFail fails]]'' to realize this and even tells Claire on the radio to quiet herself.
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* Think about it; a team of experienced soldiers, working with some of the most dangerous animals in the world, go running off after a nonexistent Elise, who leads them away and simply comes back. The commander completely ''fails'' to realize this and even tells Claire on the radio to quiet herself.

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* Think about it; a team of experienced soldiers, working with some of the most dangerous animals in the world, go running off after a nonexistent Elise, who leads them away and simply comes back. The commander completely ''fails'' [[EpicFail ''fails'']] to realize this and even tells Claire on the radio to quiet herself.
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** Bonues points for [[spoiler: the resume actually getting accepted!]]

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** Bonues Bonus points for [[spoiler: the resume actually getting accepted!]]
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** And never again would he get his boot back.
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* There is a short flashback sequence to Blue's younger days. Long short story, Blue tricks Owen. Blue steals boot. [[{=Troll=} Blue continues gloating and taunting Owen with this boot for the rest of her youth.]]

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* There is a short flashback sequence to Blue's younger days. Long short story, Blue tricks Owen. Blue steals boot. [[{=Troll=} [[{{Troll}} Blue continues gloating and taunting Owen with this boot for the rest of her youth.]]
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* There is a short flashback sequence to Blue's younger days. Long short story, Blue tricks Owen. Blue steals boot. [[{Troll} Blue continues gloating and taunting Owen with this boot for the rest of her youth.]]

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* There is a short flashback sequence to Blue's younger days. Long short story, Blue tricks Owen. Blue steals boot. [[{Troll} [[{=Troll=} Blue continues gloating and taunting Owen with this boot for the rest of her youth.]]
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* There is a short flashback sequence to Blue's younger days. Long short story, Blue tricks Owen. Blue steals boot. [[Troll Blue continues gloating and taunting Owen with this boot for the rest of her youth.]]

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* There is a short flashback sequence to Blue's younger days. Long short story, Blue tricks Owen. Blue steals boot. [[Troll [[{Troll} Blue continues gloating and taunting Owen with this boot for the rest of her youth.]]

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* There is a short flashback sequence to Blue's younger days. Long short story, Blue tricks Owen. Blue steals boot. [[Troll Blue continues gloating and taunting Owen with this boot for the rest of her youth.]]



** Bonues points for [[spoiler: the resume getting accepted!]]

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* Blue's near-addictive love of Oreos.
* When Owen and Barry guide the now-calmed Elise back to her old paddock as a temporary shelter, the workers currently upgrading it see a giant dinosaur thundering after a truck and a man on a bike. It doesn't take much to put two and two together for a MassOhCrap.
* Think about it; a team of experienced soldiers, working with some of the most dangerous animals in the world, go running off after a nonexistent Elise, who leads them away and simply comes back. The commander completely ''fails'' to realize this and even tells Claire on the radio to quiet herself.
* Even though they are family, Echo still goes ahead and sells Owen out after getting caught by Dr Gerry. She pulls the Oreo wrapper out his pants. And then this comes:
-->''Echo hissed back. This was life or death. She would not be going down on this ship; if her Alpha could swim, then good for him, but she was already on her way towards land with or without him.''
* Lowery accidentally submitting the resume for a position on the ACU on behalf of Elise. The entire Control Room's stunned reactions are priceless.
** Bonues points for [[spoiler: the resume getting accepted!]]

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