History Funny / ItsForAGoodCauseISwear

* Squirrel attacks. First brought up by Kakashi as a possibility at the start of the Wave mission. He treats it seriously, but the kids assume he's full of crap, as usual. Later, they find out from Obito that that was a real event, and that he was genuinely traumatized by it!

* Squirrel attacks. First brought by Kakashi as a possibility at the start of the Wave mission. He treats it seriously, but the kids assume he's full of crap, as usual. Later, they find out from Obito that that was a real event, and that he was genuinely traumatized by it!

* In the scene immediately before the first phase of the chuunin exam begins, Kabuto looks up Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura's info cards at request, revealing that they failed every single D-rank mission and successfully completed an A-rank. He sounds absolutely terrified by this revelation.

-->'''Kakashi Hatake:''' ''[at the Demon Brothers' initial attack]'' Alas! I am slain! ''(cue the trio absolutely wiping the floor with the ambushers)''

-->'''Kakashi Hatake:''' ''[at the Demon Brothers' initial attack]'' Alas! I am slain!

'''Minato Namikaze:''' *growling* That never leaves this room.

-->'''Minato Namikaze:''' ''[reading aloud]'' Dear shinobi-san, Tobi is needing Ero-Hebi-Sempai so Tobi went and got him. Sorry if you need him too, but that does not mean that Tobi is not a good boy! -Tobi\\

* Orochimaru's interrogation with Minato, Ibiki, and Kakashi. Particularly when Minato musees about the possible fallout of a missing nin killing genin during the Chunin Exam.

* The MSR (Minimum Sanity Requirement) to get promoted. Neji doesn't become a chunin because he doesn't meet the part about letting personal issues get in the way of fights. Minato is understandably disturbed once he learns that Neji's issues were worse in the previous timeline, when those same issues ''are what caused him to fail the MSR''.

* [[RunningGag "Kakashi killed the Third!?"]] It eventually causes Kakashi to ask Sarutobi (who was revived by Orochimaru's Edo Tensei in place of the First Hokage) to write that he, in sound mind and makeshift body, does not blame Kakashi for his death, all on his Icha Icha book. He was clearly confounded.
-->'''Sarutobi:''' Maybe it's just because I've been dead for the past twelve years, but I just don't understand you people anymore...
** His team later refuse to accept this, stating several holes in the idea that this was what the Third Hokage truly felt, and that he was doing this out of ''pity'' for Kakashi.

* Kakashi's obsession with the day Obito died. Naruto explicitly points this out to Sasuke once he came back in time.

-->'''Kakashi:''' ''[at the Demon Brothers' initial attack]'' Alas! I am slain!

*** The trio is specifically barred from more "retrieve Tora" missions. Why? The poor cat was never the same afterwards after they got him back in record time. How? Sasuke put a friggin' ''Tsukiyomi'' on the poor cat, involving multiple copies of the daimyo's wife smothering it endlessly.

-->'''Minato:''' You killed three genin and could very well have started an international incident. Not to mention the ''paperwork''. It really is a good thing they signed those waivers or I'd still be busy with that.\\

'''Minato:''' *growling* That never leaves this room.
* How Orochimaru escaped...
-->'''Minato:''' ''[reading aloud]'' Dear shinobi-san, Tobi is needing Ero-Hebi-Sempai so Tobi went and got him. Sorry if you need him too, but that does not mean that Tobi is not a good boy! -Tobi\\

-->'''Tsunade:''' Don't call me "Baa-chan"![[note]]"Granny/Grandma"[[/note]]\\
'''Naruto:''' Then don't be old!
* Gaara apparently believing that the Oto (Sound) ninja are the enemy and Konoha (Leaf) ninja are the ally--which soon becomes true when Gai (hilariously) shouts out that Orochimaru murdered the Fourth Kazekage and took his place. After that, Sasuke mentions that Orochimaru killed his family. While the village is in the middle of an invasion.

* The real reason why Tsunade never wanted to be Hokage was because of the paperwork.
* In the scene immediately before the first phase of the Chuunin exam begins, Kabuto looks up Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura's info cards at request, revealing that they failed every single D-rank mission and successfully completed an A-rank. He sounds absolutely terrified by this revelation.

-->'''Minato:''' Thank goodness we had those waivers or else I'd be up to my neck in paperwork for this.\\

* Orochimaru's interrogation with Minato, Ibiki, and Kakashi. Particularly when Kakashi tries to reassure Minato about the possible fallout of a missing nin killing genin during the Chunin Exam.
-->'''Kakashi:''' Don't worry about it, we had those waivers going into the second phase.\\

* The real reason why Tsunade never wanted to be Hokage was because of the paperwork.

* The MSR (Minimum Sanity Requirement) to get promoted. Neji didn't become a chunin because he didn't meet it. Minato is understandably disturbed once he learns that Neji's issues were worse in the previous timeline, when those same issues ''are what caused him to fail the MSR''.
* Gaara apparently believing that the Oto (Sound) ninja are the enemy and Konoha (Leaf) ninja are the ally--which soon becomes true when Gai (hilariously) shouts out that Orochimaru murdered the Fourth Kazekage and took his place. After that, Sasuke mentions that Orochimaru killed his family. While the village is in the middle of an invasion.

* The real reason why Tsunade never wanted to be Hokage was because of the paperwork.

''[beat]''\\

'''Naruto:''' Then don't be old!

-->'''Kakashi:''' ''[at the Demon Brothers' initial attack]'' Alas, I am slain!

* The MSR (Minimum Sanity Requirement) to get promoted. Neji didn't become a chunin because he didn't meet it. Minato is understandably disturbed once he learns the Neji's issues were worse in the previous timeline, when those same issues ''are what caused him to fail the MSR''.
* Gaara apparently believing that the Oto nin are the enemy and Konoha nin are the ally. Which soon becomes true when Gai (hilariously) shouts out that Orochimaru murdered the Yondaime Kazekage and took his place. After that, Sasuke mentions that Orochimaru killed his family. While the village is in the middle of an invasion.
* Naruto's obsession with Evil Soulless Puppets.
* Naruto transforming into a girl version of Orochimaru in order to pin the massacre on him and let Itachi stay in Konoha.
* Team 7 is banned from all D-rank missions, meaning that they don't have to take them anymore. This (for them) is considered a source of pride, seeing as failing D-ranks is a hard thing to do.

* Gaara apparently believing that the Oto nin are the enemy and Konoha nin are the ally. Which later became true when Gai (hilariously) shouted out that Orochimaru murdered the Yondaime Kazekage and took his place. After that, Sasuke mentioned that Orochimaru killed his family. While the village is in the middle of an invasion.

* Kakashi when they meet the Demon Brothers:
-->''"Alas, I am slain!"''

'''Jiraiya:''' ...The hell?

* [[RunningGag "Kakashi killed the Third!?"]] It eventually caused Kakashi to ask Sarutobi (who was revived by Orochimaru's Edo Tensei in place of the Shodai Hokage) to write that he, in sound mind and makeshift body, does not blame Kakashi for his death, all on his Icha Icha book. He was clearly confounded.
-->'''Sarutobi''': "Maybe it's just because I've been dead for the past twelve years, but I just don't understand you people anymore…"
** His team later refused to accept this, stating several holes that this was what the Sandaime Hokage truly felt, and that he was doing this out of ''pity'' for Kakashi.

* Evil. Soulless. Puppets.
* Naruto transforming into a girl Orochimaru in order to pin the massacre on him and let Itachi stay in Konoha.

-->'''Minato''': (reads aloud) "Dear shinobi-san, Tobi is needing Ero-Hebi-Sempai so Tobi went and got him. Sorry if you need him too, but that does not mean that Tobi is not a good boy! -Tobi"
-->'''beat'''
-->'''Jiraiya''': "...The hell?"

* The MSR. Neji didn't become a chunin because he didn't meet it. Minato was understandably disturbed once he learned the Neji's issues were worse in the previous timeline, when those same issues ''are what caused him to fail the MSR''.
** Just for the record, the MSR is an acronym for "Minimum Sanity Requirement". It wasn't put into effect until after Tsunade became jounin.

* The real reason why Tsunade never wanted to be Hokage was because of the paperwork.

* Team 7 is banned from all D-rank missions, meaning that they don't have to take them anymore. This (for them) is considered a source of pride, seeing as failing D-ranks is a hard thing to do.

* [[RunningGag "Kakashi killed the Third!?"]] It eventually caused Kakashi to ask Sarutobi (who was revived by Orochimaru's Edo Tensei in place of the Shodai Hokage) to write that he, in sound mind and makeshift body, blames Kakashi for his death, all on his Icha Icha book. He was clearly confounded.