History Funny / InvaderZimEnterTheFlorpus

-->'''Dib''': ...You ''told me'' he wasn't my real father.

-->'''GIR:''' ''AN INTRUDER! PREPARE TO-'' come on in!

-->'''Dib:''' So, this show is just Zim laughing the whole time?

--> ''Professor Zim: He's not an Alien, guys. Psssh.''

''[[SurpriseCreepy (Cue the screen reveling the Tallest as puppets, screaming in agony as flames rise behind them)]]''\\

** And when she grabs it, there's a dramatic moment of her holding it to the sky as lightning strikes it with her shouting "HAAAAMMM!!!!" ...[[AntiClimax And then she lightly throws it towards his head, making him drop Minimoose]].

* Zim notes all of the running and screaming humans with smug satisfaction, claiming it's because they fear him so much. Whwn GIR points out none of them are even looking at him, Zim says it's a sign of respect, asking who ''wouldn't'' run in fear at the sight of "all THIS!" The frantic up and down sweeping motions of his arms, coupled with GIR's screaming and pointing, and ''further'' added to the fact that it's over as quickly as it started makes the moment hilarious.

'''Zim:''' Are you doing an accent?\

--> '''Prof. Membrane:''' ''[[SuddenlyShouting NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!!!]]''

-->(''Dib rolls up to Zim's house, now looking [[{{Gonk}} decidedly gross on multiple levels]]'')
-->'''Dib:''' ''Zim!''
-->'''Zim:''' (''posing dramatically on the lawn, one foot on GIR'') ''YES!! IT IS I!!! AND-'' Hm? Oh wait, sorry. You'll have to move along, hideous goblin; I'm posing dramatically for when the Dib shows up.
-->'''Dib:''' ...I ''am'' Dib.
-->'''Zim:''' What? (''takes a closer look; his expression gets more and more disgusted'') Ugh. Ugh! ''Ugh!'' ''AUGH!!''
-->'''Dib:''' But-
-->'''Zim:''' Gimme a sec here.
-->'''Dib:''' W-We know each other.
-->'''Zim:''' Ahem. (''Striking an even weirder pose'') '''''[[LargeHam IIIIII'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU, DIIIIIIB!!!]]'''''
-->'''Dib:''' I can tell. You set up sprinklers and everything.
-->(''Zoom out shows that Zim did set up special effects to make their reunion even more [[DramaticThunder dramatic]]. Zim responds with a beat of awkward silence and then quickly kicking away the sound effect machine, detaches the sprinkler and [[ExtremeOmnivore feeds the strobe light machine to GIR]]'')
-->'''Zim:''' ''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!]]''

--->'''Dib''': [[MotorMouth Nobodyreadsnewspapersanymorebut]][[BigNo NOOOOOOO]]!!!

-->'''Zim:''' COMPUTER, ''[[LaughWithMe LAUGH]]'' [[LaughWithMe WITH ME!!]]
-->'''Computer:''' [[ManChild I DON'T WANT TO!]]

-->'''Zim:''' Access the Tallest's computers and retrieve their flight plan.
-->'''Computer (in a mocking british accent):''' Oooooh, yes, right away, sir!
-->'''Zim:''' Are you doing an accent?
-->'''Computer:''' I get bored.

* In Dib's attempts to get back into shape, one cut during his exercise montage involves him having gotten so muscular he's reaches the ceiling of his room and roars while foaming at the mouth. The next cut has him looking completely normal and able to toss his handweights straight into the walls. He then proceeds to dramatically suit up in his usual clothing and gear, and then ''farts the chair off his butt'', again, straight through a wall.

* Prof. Membrane's speech about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va8mwCE5vcI Peace Day]]:

-->''([[FlashStep Membrane instantly dashes through the crowd in a single frame]], launching dozens of spectators into the air, to the guy and threateningly stands over the man with a finger forced into his face, causing him to have a comically exaggerated double-chin)''

--->'''Zim''': [[BlatantLies I don't think they saw anything]].

** And when she grabs it, there's a dramatic moment of her holding it to the sky as lightning strikes it with her shouting "HAAAAMMM!!!!" ...[[AntiClimax And then she throws it towards his head, making him drop Minimoose]].

'''Zim''': (''pointing at Dib with both fingers and his '''[[UpToEleven foot]]''''') '''''DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO''' NOT TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE WAYS OF MY PEOPLE '''DIIIIB!!'''''

--->'''GIR:''' [walks over with his head smoking] I launched that pug into space!\\

** There's also Zim's inexplicably hilarious delivery of his introductory line:
--->''[[MotorMouth ItisIZIIIIIIIIIM!]]''

--->'''Narrator:''' now pay close attention to that ham. Cause it's not the last time you're gonna see that ham in the story.

** And shortly after, as Membrane struggles to make Minimoose work:

-->"Peace is nice! Peace is nice! Peace is better than [[SuddenlyShouting CHICKEN AND RICE!!!]]"

-->''([[FlashStep Membrane instantly dashes through the crowd in a single frame]], launching dozens of spectators into the air, to the guy and threateningly stands over the man with a finger forced into his face)''

-->''(Both Red and Purple cheer unabated as their Armada quietly zaps into the Florpus)''

'''GIR:''' ...Why'd I do that?

-->'''Navigator:'''Sirs, there's still the horrifying space hole, straight ahead!"

-->'''Tallest Purple:'''Why are you so negative?

** He walks up later when Zim is captured, then ignorantly states that "[[BlatantLies I did my best.]]"

-->'''Dib, happily singing:''' Swibbidy doo, shmibbidy doo, honky donk shmip shmoop, flibbidy nee! Dink bleep bloop, scribbidy scwoo-\\

-->''''News Ticker:''' ''Neighbourhood cat hates peace, children sad.''

* After Zim takes over Membrane Labs and starts selling his modified Membracelets to all the children on Earth, he moves his headquarters ''right on the lawn of the Membrane house'', leading to this hilarious conversation between Dib and Zim, in which Dib shouts to Zim from atop the tall building while Zim can barely hear him.