History Funny / InFamousSecondSon

'''Zeke:''' But you gotta keep in all that Conduit juice. It's dangerous. You understand me? Now when the time is right, [[DiggingYourselfDeeper you will find the right person to direct it towards]], and [[AManIsNotAVirgin that moment is going to be a turning point for you, my friend]]. It'll be like a big, firework sandwich, and you just wanna make sure you are safe [[{{Metaphorgotten}} about... biting into that firework sandwich, because.... it's gonna have fireworks in it... could be bad]]. You follow me?\\

* In the beginning of the game, after the collapsing bridge segment, Reggie.and Delsin have to use scanners in order to get into Seattle. Later in the game, one of the objects you have to destroy are those scanners, but instead you can use them, at which point the alarms start blaring and Delsin sarcastically confirms that yes, he is, in fact, still a Conduit.

You are a stubborn one. Just charge up with neon. If you want, I'll close my eyes.

-->'''Reggie''': Listen, promise me you'll play it cool up ahead.\\
'''Delsin''': Hey, they used to call me "Mr. Cool."\\
'''Reggie''': No one has ever once called you that. Ever.

--> '''Delsin''': "Well no wonder it took me so long, Fetch. You said "dolphin" but clearly, this is a "porpoise". It's a common mistake."\\
'''Fetch''': "This is why I hate working with boys."

--> '''Delsin''': Angels? Are you kidding me right now? So either one of those escapees can make angels... or I'm going after God. And I do not like my odds in that match-up.

--> '''Reggie''': Ah fear me! I am a Bio-Terrorist! Run away in fear! For I have powers! Horrible, ugly mean-spirited super powers!

--> '''Reggie''': I am a Bio-Terrorist! I eat children! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis And. KITTENS!]]
-->'''Delsin''': [[DeadpanSnarker Plea...Conduits don't really do that.]]

--> '''Reggie''': Fear my powers, world! BOW to my grandeur!
-->'''Delsin''': You don't have to bow, honest.

--> '''Reggie''': Flee in terror, mortals! I could MELT your FACES with nothing more than my PINKIE!
--> '''Delsin''': [[DeadpanSnarker And, cops wet the bed.]]

-->'''Delsin''': Whoo. I gotta hand it to you big brother, you make excellent live bait. (Reggie scowls) what, it worked didn't it? Found the Angel Conduit's lair, now we can go take him out. Are you coming with me or what?

* [[spoiler: Eugene's]] incredibly [[LargeHam hammy]] behavior in his "He Who Dwells" persona is a hilarious contrast compared to his normal self, when he first shows up his OneWingedAngel form and decimates two [[DegradedBoss DUP elites]] with himself and his army, Delsin decides to ask about it.
-->'''Delsin''': Hey, [[spoiler: Eugene]] do you think you could teach me that?
-->'''He Who Dwells''': YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!

-->'''[[spoiler: Eugene:]]''' Succumb to the vengeance of my Angels!
-->'''Delsin:''' Easy on the trash talk, [[spoiler: Eugene]]!

* Delsin and Reggie stumbling upon Fetch's sniper nest is a gem. Basically, Delsin says that this is the girliest sniper nest he's ever seen and sends photos to reggie, of tiny thigh-high boots, pink purses, a copy of Jane Eyrie, and pictures of a guy named "Brent" with his name written everywhere. "Okay, yeah, we might be looking for a girl."

--> '''Delsin:''' (scoffs) "Like you'd know."

--> '''Fetch''': You know, keep playing much more? I might think you're stalking me.

* All around town there are signs that say "D.U.P. SECURITY OPERATION AUTHORIZED D.U.P. ONLY". One of these signs is put up in front of a perfectly fine coffee shop. Yes, the government commandeered off a coffee shop for their own personal use.

* Take a couple of good looks around the City, and you'll find a couple of gems. Apparently, [[VideoGame/{{Infamous}} The story of Empire City]] [[TheMusical was adapted into a stage musical.]] Some news crawls around the world say that [[HypocriticalHumour "Video Games]] [[MoralGuardians found to be more]] [[MurderSimulator dangerous than smallpox]], "Tune in for videos on cats and enlightening videos on the Royal Baby", and [[SlyCooper "Sly Cooper]] [[ShoutOut arrested for burglary"]]

* Take a couple of good looks around the City, and you'll find a couple of gems. Apparently, [[VideoGame/{{Infamous}} The story of Empire City]] [[TheMusical was adapted into a stage musical.]] Some news crawls around the world say that [[HypocriticalHumour "Video Games]] [[MoralGuardians found to be more]] [[MurderSimulator dangerous than smallpox]], [[ViewersareMorons "Tune in for videos on cats and enlightening videos on the Royal Baby"]], and [[SlyCooper "Sly Cooper]] [[ShoutOut arrested for burglary"]]

* If you finish all of the side-quests (except for the paper-trail one), get both karma endings and levels (Hero and Infamous) and beat the game on Expert (i.e. get all of the trophies) Delsin has one last thing to say. "Well buddy, you and me, we've been through a lot together. But officially, we're done.

* Take a couple of good looks around the City, and you'll find a couple of gems. Apparently, [[{{Infamous}} The story of Empire City]] [[TheMusical was adapted into a stage musical.]] Some news crawls around the world say that [[HypocriticalHumour "Video Games]] [[MoralGuardians found to be more]] [[MurderSimulator dangerous than smallpox]], [[ViewersareMorons "Tune in for videos on cats and enlightening videos on the Royal Baby"]], and [[SlyCooper "Sly Cooper]] [[ShoutOut arrested for burglary"]]

"Hey, What'd I tell you?"\\

--> Delsin: Hey, Reg, I was just thinking about the, uh, bras.
--> Reggie (Deadpan): Well, stop, okay. Seriously, stop.

--> Delsin: (scoffs) Like you'd know.

Hey, What'd I tell you?

--> ''''''Operator:''' Hi, you have reached the D.U.P help line, do you have a bio-terrorist incident to report?\\

** The best would be Reggie's comment when Delsin sends him the picture of Fetch's bras and panties. "Yeah, those definitely...very likely belong to a women." So, according to Reggie, it could be a transvestite.

** The best would be Reggie's comment when Delsin sends him the picture of Fetch's bras and panties. "Yeah, those definitely...most likely belong to a women." So, according to Reggie, it could be a transvestite.

"This was my idea, do you want my help or not?"

-->'''Delsin''': Whoo. Gotta hand it to you big brother, you make excellent live bait. (Reggie scowls) what, it worked didn't it? Found the Angel Conduit's lair, now we can go take him out. Are you coming with me or what?

-->'''Delsin''': Hey, do you think you could teach me that?

-->'''Delsin:''' You know, you become a real dick when you're an angel, you know that?

--> '''Delsin''': Angels? Are you kidding me right now? So either one of the escapees can make angels... or I'm going after God. And I do not like my odds in that match-up.

"I swear if you pull out that chain..."

-->'''Reggie''' (groaning & coughing):Ah, fuck! [[DidntThinkThisThrough Worst idea ever.]] What the hell?
-->'''Delsin''': Whoo. Gotta hand it to you bro, you make excellent live bait. (Reggie scowls) what, it worked didn't it? Found the Angel Conduit's lair, now we can go take him out. Are you coming with me or what?

--> '''Delsin''': [[DeadpanSnarker ...And cops went to bed.]]

-->'''Operator:''' Hi, you have reached the D.U.P. help line, do you have a bio-terrorist incident to report?
--> '''Delsin:''' ''(In a French accent)'' Oh dear! A bio-terrorist has covered this billboard in amazing avant garde designs, please assist!
--> '''Operator:''' Strange, second time a billboard has been vandalized recently, we will send D.U.P. troops immediately.

-->'''Operator:''' Hi, you have reached the D.U.P. help line, do you have a bio-terrorist incident to report?
-->'''Delsin:''' ''(In an old man voice)'' Uh, a damn bio-terrorist is on the loose, his painting skills are top notch...umm I mean defiling your billboard.
-->'''Operator:''' I am fearing this is a trend... We will address this immediately.

-->'''Operator:''' Hi, you have reached the D.U.P help line, do you have a bio-terrorist incident to report?
-->'''Delsin:''' Oh my god, there's a bio-terrorist! He's so threatening and stunningly handsome! I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF!
-->'''Operator:''' Someone is on the way, dear.

-->'''Operator:''' Hi, you have reached the D.U.P. help line, do you have a bio-terrorist incident to report?
-->'''Delsin:''' ''(In a mocking tone)'' Guess what? Another billboard is covered, by a bio-terrorist. What ever will I do?
-->'''Operator:''' I recognize your voice, sir, I don't find this funny. We ''will'' handle you.
-->'''Delsin:''' Alright, lady, bring it on.

-->'''Operator:''' Hi, you have reached the D.U.P. help line, do you have a bio-terrorist incident to report?
-->'''Delsin:''' So... What're you wearin'?
-->'''Operator:''' Is that you, honey?... Wait, I know that voice, you're that punk kid who keeps calling. ARGH!
-->'''Delsin:''' Why do they even keep answering my calls?

-->'''Operator:''' Hi, you have reached the D.U.P help line, do you have a bio-terrorist incident to report?
-->'''Delsin:''' Yeah, this is Delsin. Rowe. [[BringIt Do your worst.]]
-->'''Operator:''' [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Hold please]].

-->'''Operator:''' Hi, you have reached the D.U.P. help line, do you have a bio-terrorist incident to report?
-->'''Delsin:''' You know, why don't you tell me your name, sweetheart, cause you and I...we seem to be building a real relationship here.
-->'''Operator:''' I am ''not'' going to tell my name to some bio-terrorist! [[ProperlyParanoid You might have]]...[[IKnowYourTrueName name-controlling powers]] or something.

-->'''Operator:''' Hi, you have reached the D.U.P help line, do you have a bio-terrorist incident to report?
-->'''Delsin:''' You know, pretty soon you guys are gonna run out of billboards for me to tag.
-->'''Operator:''' Oh fine, have it your way./Mr. Rowe, KNOCK IT OFF!

-->'''Delsin'''(As Reggie limps away): Don't walk away mad. (Reggie stops) It was your plan!

-->'''Reggie''' (groaning & coughing):Ah, fuck! [[Didn'tThinkThisThrough Worst idea ever.]] What the hell?

** After Reggie is dropped off at the end, he is so exhausted/traumatized by the whole ordeal that he states his intent.
-->'''Reggie''' (panting): [[UnfortunateImplications I'm gonna take this shit off...and then I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep.]]
-->'''Delsin''': Don't walk away mad. It was your plan!

--> '''Reggie''' (while being carried away by an Angel): Hey! Hey! Follow my phone. (fading): AND DON'T BE A DICK!

--> '''Reggie''': RAAAGH! I am a Bio-Terrorist! I eat children. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis And. KITTENS!]]
--> '''Delsin''': [[DeadpanSnarker Wha...Conduits don't do that.]]

--> '''Reggie''': Run from my awesome might! I could MELT your FACES with nothing but my PINKIE!

--> '''Reggie''': You angels have really soft hands. Any of the other abductees tell you that?

-->'''Reggie''': I'm gonna take this shit off...and then I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep.

--> '''Delsin''': Angels? Are you kidding me? So either one of these guys can make angels... or I'm going after God. And I do not like my odds in that match-up.

Run from my awesome might! I could MELT your FACES with nothing but my PINKIE!
** Reggie makes careful note that Delsin needs to try his hardest to not shoot him. Shoot him anyways.

Run from my awesome might!
I could MELT your FACES with nothing but my PINKIE!

"Double dick!"

--> '''Delsin''': Okay. Either the other escaped Conduit can make angels... or I'm going up against God. And I do not like my odds in that match-up.

--> '''Reggie''': RAAAGH! I am a terrifying Bio-Terrorist! Run from my awesome might! I could MELT your FACES off with my PINKIE alone!

** After Reggie is dropped off at the end, he is so exhausted/traumatized by the whole ordeal that he states his intent to go home and cry himself to sleep.

** And before all this we have Delsin checking porta-potties for conduits. The most powerful conduit in the series and perhaps in the world, relegated to opening porta-potties one by one.