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** One of the reoccurring visuals near the start is that whenever two Eldar are on-screen, they will eventually spawn several hundred more inexplicably.

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** One of the reoccurring visuals near the start is that whenever two Eldar are on-screen, they will eventually [[ExplosiveBreeder spawn several hundred more inexplicably.inexplicably]] wile [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-nuV36fvgQ "Oh Yeah" by Yello]] plays in the background..
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** One of the reoccurring visuals near the start is that whenever two Eldar are on-screen, they will eventually spawn several hundred more inexplicably.
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** To Say nothing of the ending which calls back to the Teaser [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QasaekqLYgc Kitten Gasping.]]
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** Dominique introducing all the Inquisition's Ordos (along with some completley made up ones like the [[CaptainErsatz Ordo Originalcharacterus]]) with the help of crappily made MS Paint Pictures.

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** Dominique introducing all the Inquisition's Ordos (along with some completley made up ones like the [[CaptainErsatz Ordo Originalcharacterus]]) with the help of crappily made MS Paint Pictures.Pictures.
* In episode 16, the Emperor relays the story of the universe's creation to the Custodes and Magnus, with the order that once he's finished, they publish the story and give it to absolutely everyone of authority and make sure they read and understand it, even if he has to literally cram it down their throats.
--> '''''"NO SPAMBOX FILTER SHALL STOP MY GLORIOUS WISDOM THIS TIME"'''''
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* Also in 9: The Fabricator General apperently can't say the word "buttcheeks" without malfunctioning and then self-destructing. Yet he shows right back up a few minutes later and no one comments.
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** "I am the mightiest psyker in the galaxy! I am the STRONGEST! SUCK IT, LEMAN, YOU [[FurryFandom FURRY FUCK]]!" [[NiceJobBreakingItHero (Suddenly Daemons)]]

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** "I am the mightiest psyker in the galaxy! I am the STRONGEST! SUCK IT, LEMAN, YOU [[FurryFandom [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom FURRY FUCK]]!" [[NiceJobBreakingItHero (Suddenly Daemons)]]
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** A rather lengthy, and hillarious, callback to Tenga Toppa Gurren Laggan. Except, of course, much more course. Also, its hilliarious to hear a floating cyborg with a drill for one arm say "injecting copious amounts of drugs".
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** And his reaction to [[http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Centurion the Centurion]]:
-->'''Emperor''': '''WHAT IN THE FUCK. THAT IS ACTUALLY VERY CUTE. LOOK AT ITS LITTLE LEGS AND OVERSIZED BODY. ADORABLE. COME TO PAPA, YOU.'''
-->(The centurion then leaps on top of the dreadknight to be closer to the Emperor)
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** When someone asks if the Emperor didn't strike Horus down because he had feelings for the Primarch, the Emperor responds by saying that he hopes the asker explodes. Then he makes the asker explode.

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* Episod 12: The gods of Chaos decides to [[http://youtu.be/SfTbwGq4qNM?t=2m27s have a little chat]].

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* Episod Episode 9: Cypher the infamous Fallen and most wanted man by the Dark Angels has a squeaky voice and is the reason he doesn't spend much time with people.
* Episode 10: An expy of Film/LesMiserables2012 Valjean and Javert appears with singing that hilarious ends when "Javert" is knocked to death by a trio of Inquisitors.
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12: The gods of Chaos decides to [[http://youtu.be/SfTbwGq4qNM?t=2m27s have a little chat]].
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** Dominique introducing all the Inquisition's Ordos (along with some completley made up ones like the [[CaptainErzats Ordo Originalcharacterus]]) with the help of crappily made MS Paint Pictures.

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** Dominique introducing all the Inquisition's Ordos (along with some completley made up ones like the [[CaptainErzats [[CaptainErsatz Ordo Originalcharacterus]]) with the help of crappily made MS Paint Pictures.
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** Dominique introducing all the Inquisition's Ordos with the help of crappily made MS Paint pictures.

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** Dominique introducing all the Inquisition's Ordos (along with some completley made up ones like the [[CaptainErzats Ordo Originalcharacterus]]) with the help of crappily made MS Paint pictures.Pictures.
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** [[http://youtu.be/bM8YGsAmeqE?t=10m25s Almost every god of 40 K having a chat online.]]

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** [[http://youtu.be/bM8YGsAmeqE?t=10m25s Almost every god of 40 K having a chat online.]]]]
* Episode 15: The Captian General of the Custodes flipping his shit over the Tau, especially at the mention how they can't even melee. Even the Emperor went berserk at this notion.
** Dominique introducing all the Inquisition's Ordos with the help of crappily made MS Paint pictures.
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** [[http://youtu.be/bM8YGsAmeqE?t=10m25s Almost ever god of 40 K having a chat online.]]

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** [[http://youtu.be/bM8YGsAmeqE?t=10m25s Almost ever every god of 40 K having a chat online.]]
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** The Emperor projects himself into the Warp to take back Magnus' soul, and... well you know how Tzeentch was turned into a petty little jerk in the last episode? Well the Emperor [[http://youtu.be/bM8YGsAmeqE?t=7m1s isn't any more dignified.]]
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** [[AssShove "Imperial]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Fisting"]]...

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** [[AssShove "Imperial]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Fisting"]]...Fisting"]]...
** [[http://youtu.be/bM8YGsAmeqE?t=10m25s Almost ever god of 40 K having a chat online.]]
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** "I am the mightiest psyker in the galaxy! I am the STRONGEST! SUCK IT, LEMAN, YOU [[FurryFandom FURRY FUCK]]!" [[NiceJobBreakingItHero (Suddenly Daemons)]]

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** "I am the mightiest psyker in the galaxy! I am the STRONGEST! SUCK IT, LEMAN, YOU [[FurryFandom FURRY FUCK]]!" [[NiceJobBreakingItHero (Suddenly Daemons)]]Daemons)]]
* Episode 14 introduces a [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness jaded, depressed Marneus Calgar]] and... his second captain [[GloryHound Cato Sicarius]]. A [[MostAnnoyingSound squeaky-voiced, obnoxious]], wide-eyed-idealistic, [[CreatorsPet completely invincible]], [[{{Flanderization}} Flanderized-to-hell-and-back]] Cato Sicarius. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM8YGsAmeqE It must be seen to be believed.]]
** [[AssShove "Imperial]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Fisting"]]...
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* Episod 12: The gods of Chaos decides to [[http://youtu.be/SfTbwGq4qNM?t=2m27s have a little chat]].
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*** What's more, [[IntendedAudienceReaction the Emperor seems to be in on the joke]] when he tells Magnus "[[GrumpyOldMan that boy aint any good for you son.]]"
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* Episode seven. The Emperor meets his Companions for the first time in about 9,000 years. Keep in mind why the Emperor calls them "Companions", they're his personal bodyguards, some of his close confidants, his favorite soldiers in the galaxy. Just imagine his response when he discovers they're {{Stripperiffic}} CampGay [[YesMan Yes-Men]] who masturbate to pictures of the Emperor's old hairstyle.
--> '''Emperor''': '''''THIS SHIT IS SO SURREAL. AM I ON DRUGS?'''''
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* During the Q&A session of Episode 12.5, the Emperor keeps either complaining or snarking about the quality of the questions addressed to him and the intelligence of their senders. At one point though, when the next asker is told to be a [[BadassPreacher chaplain]], he finds himself [[HopeSpot raising his hopes for that question]]. However, when said question turns out to be: "[[WideEyedIdealist Why can't we all just be friends]] and [[SuicidalPacifism stop fighting]]?"...

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* During the Q&A session of Episode 12.5, the Emperor keeps either complaining or snarking about the quality of the questions addressed to him and the intelligence of their senders. At one point though, when the next asker is told to be a [[BadassPreacher chaplain]], he finds himself [[HopeSpot raising his hopes for that his question]]. However, when said question turns out to be: "[[WideEyedIdealist Why can't we all just be friends]] and [[SuicidalPacifism stop fighting]]?"...
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** '''CUT [[CreatorsPet HIS]] LIFE-SUPPORT AND DISBAND THAT STUPID FUCKING SMURF VILLAGE!'''

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** About [[CreatorsPet Roboute Guilliman]] and the Ultramarines: '''CUT [[CreatorsPet HIS]] HIS LIFE-SUPPORT AND DISBAND THAT STUPID FUCKING SMURF VILLAGE!'''
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* During the Q&A session of Episode 12.5, the Emperor keeps either complaining or snarking about the quality of the questions addressed to him and the intelligence of their senders. At one point though, when the next asker is told to be a [[WarriorMonk chaplain]], he finds himself [[HopeSpot raising his hopes for that question]]. However, when the question turns out to be: "[[WideEyedIdealist Why can't we all just be friends]] and [[SuicidalPacifism stop fighting]]?"...

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* During the Q&A session of Episode 12.5, the Emperor keeps either complaining or snarking about the quality of the questions addressed to him and the intelligence of their senders. At one point though, when the next asker is told to be a [[WarriorMonk [[BadassPreacher chaplain]], he finds himself [[HopeSpot raising his hopes for that question]]. However, when the said question turns out to be: "[[WideEyedIdealist Why can't we all just be friends]] and [[SuicidalPacifism stop fighting]]?"...
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-->'''Emperor''': '''''[[Music/SimplePlan HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE!]]'''''

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-->'''Emperor''': -->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CmxA1FA5s#t=8m37s Emperor]]''': '''''[[Music/SimplePlan HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE!]]'''''
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* During the Q&A session of Episode 12.5, the Emperor keeps complaining about the quality of the questions addressed to him and the intelligence of their senders. At one point though, when the next asker is told to be a [[WarriorMonk chaplain]], he finds himself [[HopeSpot raising his hopes for that question]]. However, when the question turns out to be: "[[WideEyedIdealist Why can't we all just be friends]] and [[SuicidalPacifism stop fighting]]?"...

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* During the Q&A session of Episode 12.5, the Emperor keeps either complaining or snarking about the quality of the questions addressed to him and the intelligence of their senders. At one point though, when the next asker is told to be a [[WarriorMonk chaplain]], he finds himself [[HopeSpot raising his hopes for that question]]. However, when the question turns out to be: "[[WideEyedIdealist Why can't we all just be friends]] and [[SuicidalPacifism stop fighting]]?"...

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** '''CUT [[CreatorsPet HIS]] LIFE-SUPPORT AND DISBAND THAT FUCKING SMUR-VILLAGE!'''

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** '''CUT [[CreatorsPet HIS]] LIFE-SUPPORT AND DISBAND THAT STUPID FUCKING SMUR-VILLAGE!'''SMURF VILLAGE!'''


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* During the Q&A session of Episode 12.5, the Emperor keeps complaining about the quality of the questions addressed to him and the intelligence of their senders. At one point though, when the next asker is told to be a [[WarriorMonk chaplain]], he finds himself [[HopeSpot raising his hopes for that question]]. However, when the question turns out to be: "[[WideEyedIdealist Why can't we all just be friends]] and [[SuicidalPacifism stop fighting]]?"...
-->''(RecordNeedleScratch)''
-->'''Emperor''': '''''[[Music/SimplePlan HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE!]]'''''
-->'''''I MADE MY MISTAAAAKES!'''''
-->'''''GOT NOWHERE TO RUUUUN...'''''
-->'''''THE NIGHT GOES ON AS I'M FADING AWAAAAAAAY!'''''
-->'''''I'M SICK OF THIS LIIIIIFE.'''''
-->'''''I JUST WANNA SCREEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMM'''''
-->'''''HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME...'''''
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** "I am the mightiest psyker in the galaxy! I am the STRONGEST! SUCK IT, LEMAN, YOU [[FurryFandom FURRY FUCK]]!" [[NiceJobBreakingItHero [Suddenly Daemons]]]

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** "I am the mightiest psyker in the galaxy! I am the STRONGEST! SUCK IT, LEMAN, YOU [[FurryFandom FURRY FUCK]]!" [[NiceJobBreakingItHero [Suddenly Daemons]]](Suddenly Daemons)]]
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** "I am the mightiest psyker in the galaxy! I am the STRONGEST!" [Suddenly Daemons]

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** "I am the mightiest psyker in the galaxy! I am the STRONGEST!" STRONGEST! SUCK IT, LEMAN, YOU [[FurryFandom FURRY FUCK]]!" [[NiceJobBreakingItHero [Suddenly Daemons]Daemons]]]
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* From Magnus' flashback: "There's still time to warn him! I could save everyone... If there wasn't a fucking [[RevealShot WALL IN THE WAY!]]"
** Not to mention Tzeentch's taunts are so utterly petty and immature. It's hilariously audacious that someone would dare write Tzeentch, one of the furthest-planning, most diabolical {{Magnificent Bastard}}s in all of fiction as a schoolyard bully.
** "I am the mightiest psyker in the galaxy! I am the STRONGEST!" [Suddenly Daemons]
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*From the very first episode:
** '''CUT [[CreatorsPet HIS]] LIFE-SUPPORT AND DISBAND THAT FUCKING SMUR-VILLAGE!'''
** The Emperor's reaction to the Dreadknight and the MarySue-level achivements of Kaldor Draigo is quite a sight for sore eyes.

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