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* When Flynn unintentionally [[MotorMouth gives the herd directions to return to the continent]] to Gutt's exasperation.

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* When Flynn unintentionally [[NiceJobFixingItVillain unintentionally]] [[MotorMouth gives the herd directions to return to the continent]] to Gutt's exasperation.



* Manny's method of distracting himself from the Sirens? Stuffing leaves in his ears and singing [[HollywoodToneDeaf (badly)]] "The Candy Man".

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* Manny's method of distracting himself from the Sirens? [[IgnoringBySinging Stuffing leaves in his ears and singing singing]] [[HollywoodToneDeaf (badly)]] "The Candy Man".

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-->'''Crash''': Should I tell him our secret?\\

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-->'''Crash''': Should Can I tell him our secret?\\



'''Crash''': We're both very… very… stupid.\\
'''Louis''': But still, you're still not maybe a tiny bit concerned about, oh, I dunno, say, ''imminent death''?\\

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'''Crash''': ''(quietly)'' Come here. Come here. We're both very… very… stupid.\\
'''Louis''': But still, you're still not maybe a tiny teensy bit concerned about, oh, I dunno, say, ''imminent death''?\\



'''Sid''': Or face your furry what?\\

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'''Sid''': [[WhosOnFirst Or face your your]] [[{{Mondegreen}} furry what?\\what?]]\\
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'''Manny''': Ahem! What Diego is trying to say is... they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.\\

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'''Manny''': Ahem! What Diego is trying to say is... [[BrutalHonesty they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.Granny]].\\
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'''Peaches:''' "Bad enough?!" There is nothing bad about being part of my family! I ''like'' hanging by my tail! And if you geniuses are normal, the species is going to end up extinct!\\

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'''Peaches:''' "Bad enough?!" There is nothing bad about being part of my family! I ''like'' hanging by my tail! And if you geniuses are normal, the species is going to end up extinct!\\''extinct!''\\
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'''Louis''': ''(sighs)'' I'm gonna go find Peaches.

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'''Louis''': ''(sighs)'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm gonna go find Peaches.]]
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* Manny's OverprotectiveDad tendencies towards Peaches:

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* Manny's OverprotectiveDad BoyfriendBlockingDad tendencies towards Peaches:
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'''Manny''': (''to dirty sloth Fungus'') [[CallBack Get off... my face!]]

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'''Manny''': (''to ''(to dirty sloth Fungus'') Fungus)'' [[CallBack Get off... my face!]]



-->'''Sid's Father:''' We just knew Sid would want to see his poor, dear Granny before...''(Sniffs dramatically, getting choked up'')...her time is up.\\

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-->'''Sid's Father:''' We just knew Sid would want to see his poor, dear Granny before... ''(Sniffs dramatically, getting choked up'')...up)'' ...her time is up.\\



'''Sid''': Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny! (''Granny's gone'')\\

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'''Sid''': Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny! (''Granny's gone'')\\''(Granny's gone)''\\



'''Eddie''': ''(nods sagely'')\\

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'''Eddie''': ''(nods sagely'')\\sagely)''\\



'''Louis''': (''sighs'') I'm gonna go find Peaches.

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'''Louis''': (''sighs'') ''(sighs)'' I'm gonna go find Peaches.



* When Manny, Diego and Sid are on the ice floe during a big huge thunder storm.

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* When Manny, Diego and Sid are on the ice floe during a big huge thunder storm.thunderstorm.



'''Gutt''': (''mock sympathy'') Your family? That's ''so'' sweet. I hope you said goodbye... 'cause there's ''no way'' back.\\
'''Flynn''': [[MotorMouth Yes, there is! Don't you remember, Captain? You can sail to Switchback Cove, and catch the current back from there.]] [[HypocriticalHumor Like a steel trap this noggin is!]]\\
'''Gutt''': [[SarcasmMode Thank you, Mr. Flynn!]] ''(stomps hard on Flynn's tail flipper)''\\

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'''Gutt''': (''mock sympathy'') ''(mock sympathy)'' Your family? That's ''so'' sweet. I hope you said goodbye... 'cause there's ''no way'' back.\\
'''Flynn''': [[MotorMouth '''Flynn''': Yes, there is! ''(Gutt groans in disgust)'' Don't you remember, Captain? You can sail to Switchback Cove, and catch the current back from there.]] there. [[HypocriticalHumor Like a steel trap this noggin is!]]\\
'''Gutt''': [[SarcasmMode Thank you, Mr. Flynn!]] ]] ''[[SarcasmMode Flynn!]]'' ''(stomps hard on Flynn's tail flipper)''\\



'''Gupta''': It's right behind you!\\
'''Flynn''': (''Brandishing his butt in Silas' face'') Where? Where's my booty? I can't see it!\\

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'''Gupta''': It's Dude, it's right behind you!\\
you! ''(Silas laughs)''\\
'''Flynn''': (''Brandishing ''(Brandishing his butt in Silas' face'') face)'' Where? Where's my booty? I can't see it!\\



(''Skips away, humming'')

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(''Skips ''(Skips away, humming'')humming)''



(''[[FaceFault All the mammals immediately slump to the ground]]'')

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(''[[FaceFault ''([[FaceFault All the mammals immediately slump to the ground]]'')ground]])''



(''The elk staggers around with an AshFace up to Ethan.)''\\

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(''The ''(The elk staggers around with an AshFace up to Ethan.)''\\



(''The elk coughs and trots away'')

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(''The ''(The elk coughs and trots away'')away)''



'''Gutt''': (''grabs Flynn by the snout'') [[ForgotICouldFly You're a]] ''[[ForgotICouldFly sea creature]],'' you idiot!\\
'''Flynn''': Oh, good point sir! (''Starts swimming'')

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'''Gutt''': (''grabs ''(grabs Flynn by the snout'') snout)'' [[ForgotICouldFly You're a]] ''[[ForgotICouldFly sea creature]],'' you idiot!\\
'''Flynn''': Oh, good point sir! (''Starts swimming'')''(Starts swimming)''



'''Diego''': Don't... (''Sid gulps the berry'') [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...swallow]].\\
'''Sid''': See? I'm fine. If there's one thing I know it's berr-ieees...(''Sid begins to swell up and then collapses in a heap'') [[OhCrap Uh-oh.]]

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'''Diego''': Don't... (''Sid ''(Sid gulps the berry'') berry)'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...swallow]].\\
'''Sid''': See? I'm fine. If there's one thing I know it's berr-ieees...(''Sid ''(Sid begins to swell up and then collapses in a heap'') heap)'' [[OhCrap Uh-oh.]]



--->'''Manny''': (''drags Sid's head on ground striking a rock'') Oops! Sorry, buddy! I'll hold you higher. (''Sid hits a tree branch'') Sorry! (''[[RuleOfThree hits another tree branch]]'') ''SORRY!''

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--->'''Manny''': (''drags ''(drags Sid's head on ground striking a rock'') rock)'' Oops! Sorry, buddy! I'll hold you higher. (''Sid ''(Sid hits a tree branch'') branch)'' Sorry! (''[[RuleOfThree hits another tree branch]]'') branch]])'' ''SORRY!''



(''Manny and Granny groan as Sid babbles on and on'')\\

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(''Manny ''(Manny and Granny groan as Sid babbles on and on'')\\on)''\\
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'''Sid''': See? I'm fine. If there's one thing I know it's berr-ieees...(''Sid begins to swell up and then collapses in a heap'')[[OhCrap Uh-oh.]]

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'''Sid''': See? I'm fine. If there's one thing I know it's berr-ieees...(''Sid begins to swell up and then collapses in a heap'')[[OhCrap heap'') [[OhCrap Uh-oh.]]
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Or a giant petrel/blue-footed booby hybrid. Whatever you go with.
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Silas is a blue-footed booby, not a seagull.


** Manny then uses the paralyzed Sid as a defense when Silas the seagull attacks him.

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** Manny then uses the paralyzed Sid as a defense when Silas the seagull attacks him.
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--->'''Manny:''' Ellie would never say that!

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--->'''Manny:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Ellie would never say that!that!]]



--->'''Sid''': I can wiggle my toe again! The little piggy who went to market! W-Wait! I'm talking again! I had so many things trapped in me that I couldn't say... Like "[[SuddenlyShouting HEY, I'M NOT DEAD!]] And why does a hurricane have an eye but not an ear?...\\

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--->'''Sid''': I can wiggle my toe again! The little piggy who went to market! W-Wait! I'm talking again! I had so many things trapped in me that I couldn't say... Like "[[SuddenlyShouting HEY, "'''[[SuddenlyShouting HEY,]] [[NearDeathExperience I'M NOT DEAD!]] DEAD!]]''' And why does a hurricane have an eye but not an ear?...\\



-->'''Sid''': Mmm...That's a little... (''puckers'') ...''salty!''

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-->'''Sid''': Mmm...That's a little... (''puckers'') ...(''puckers up to where he looks like he drank a gallon of lemon juice'') ...''salty!''



-->'''Manny''': (''chuckles'') Ohhoho! I know what you've got-- The L word.

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-->'''Manny''': (''chuckles'') (''[[NotSoAboveItAll chuckles]]'') Ohhoho! I know what you've got-- The L word.
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(''All the mammals immediately slump to the ground'')

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(''All (''[[FaceFault All the mammals immediately slump to the ground'')ground]]'')
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--> '''Squint and Flynn:''' ''(the former bouncing fruit off of the latter's belly) ''He's a robbing, thieving...''

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--> '''Squint and Flynn:''' ''(the former bouncing fruit off of the latter's belly) belly)'' ''He's a robbing, thieving...''
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--> '''Captain Gutt:''' Kill them?! ''(laughs)'' Me? No, no! ''(inspecting Manny)'' Well at least not this very large, useful mammoth!\\

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--> '''Captain Gutt:''' Kill them?! ''(laughs)'' Me? No, no! ''(inspecting Manny)'' Well at least not this very large, useful mammoth!\\mammoth!



--> '''Squint and Flynn:''' ''(the former bouncing fruit off of the latter's belly) ''He's a robbing, thieving...''\\

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--> '''Squint and Flynn:''' ''(the former bouncing fruit off of the latter's belly) ''He's a robbing, thieving...''\\''



--> '''Raz:''' ''(brandishing sharp weapons)'' ''Weapon-throwing...''\\

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--> '''Raz:''' ''(brandishing sharp weapons)'' ''Weapon-throwing...''\\''
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'''Captain Gutt:''' Anyway...

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'''Captain -->'''Captain Gutt:''' Anyway...

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* After his TapOnTheHead, Manny wakes up to find:
--> '''Diego:''' ''([[DeadpanSnarker nonchalantly]])'' Hey, buddy. Welcome to the party.



-->'''Captain Gutt:''' Kill them?! ''(laughs)'' Me? No, no! ''(inspecting Manny)'' Well at least not this very large, useful mammoth!\\
'''Manny:''' Hey, hands off!\\

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-->'''Captain --> '''Captain Gutt:''' Kill them?! ''(laughs)'' Me? No, no! ''(inspecting Manny)'' Well at least not this very large, useful mammoth!\\
'''Manny:''' -->'''Manny:''' Hey, hands off!\\off!



'''Squint and Flynn:''' ''(the former bouncing fruit off of the latter's belly) ''He's a robbing, thieving...''\\
'''Diego:''' We really should be leaving!\\
'''Raz:''' ''(brandishing sharp weapons)'' ''Weapon-throwing...''\\
'''Manny:''' We gotta get going!\\
'''Squint:''' ''(holds a knife to Sid's throat)'' ''Sloth-slaying...''\\
'''Sid:''' Ah, wish we could be staying!

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--> '''Squint and Flynn:''' ''(the former bouncing fruit off of the latter's belly) ''He's a robbing, thieving...''\\
--> '''Diego:''' We really should be leaving!\\
leaving!
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'''Raz:''' ''(brandishing sharp weapons)'' ''Weapon-throwing...''\\
--> '''Manny:''' We gotta get going!\\
going!
-->
'''Squint:''' ''(holds a knife to Sid's throat)'' ''Sloth-slaying...''\\
''
-->
'''Sid:''' Ah, wish we could be staying!



'''Gutt and his crew:''' ''MASTER OF THE SEAS!''\\
'''Manny:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, please]].

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--> '''Gutt and his crew:''' ''MASTER OF THE SEAS!''\\
SEAS!''
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'''Manny:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, please]].
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* ''[[VillainSong Master Of The Seas]]'' in its' entirety:
** From the start, we have [[ButtMonkey Squint]], [[AxCrazy of all people]], getting smacked around a few times during the song. At one point, Gutt grabs him into a ''waltz'', and they end up dancing all the way until where Manny's tied before the ape promptly slingshots him away.
** The dialogue between the song:
-->'''Captain Gutt:''' Kill them?! ''(laughs)'' Me? No, no! ''(inspecting Manny)'' Well at least not this very large, useful mammoth!\\
'''Manny:''' Hey, hands off!\\
'''Captain Gutt:''' Anyway...
** Then Manny, Sid and Diego all try to get a few words in, but the pirates don't seem to listen (or care):
'''Squint and Flynn:''' ''(the former bouncing fruit off of the latter's belly) ''He's a robbing, thieving...''\\
'''Diego:''' We really should be leaving!\\
'''Raz:''' ''(brandishing sharp weapons)'' ''Weapon-throwing...''\\
'''Manny:''' We gotta get going!\\
'''Squint:''' ''(holds a knife to Sid's throat)'' ''Sloth-slaying...''\\
'''Sid:''' Ah, wish we could be staying!
** Manny's mere annoyance with Captain Gutt and his crew also qualifies:
'''Gutt and his crew:''' ''MASTER OF THE SEAS!''\\
'''Manny:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, please]].
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* ''Funny/IceAgeTheMeltdown''
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* Just the fact that Scrat created the continental drift while chasing after his acorn.
** He also ends up creating a Moai statue, a Sphinx and Mount Rushmore, all of which contain his likeness.

* Manny's OverprotectiveDad tendencies towards Peaches:
-->'''Peaches:''' Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?\\
'''Manny:''' When I'm dead… [[ShoutOut plus three days]]. [[UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}} Just to make sure I'm dead]].
* The entire logride of Sloths with Diego being dragged along with them.
** Eventually culminating when Diego notices the sled is headed right towards Peaches! Thinking quickly, he grabs a tree to stop the sled. The sled comes to a screeching halt ''inches'' from Peaches ...but catapults the sloths onto Manny, knocking him down.
--->'''Ellie''': Manny, are you okay?\\
'''Manny''': (''to dirty sloth Fungus'') [[CallBack Get off... my face!]]
** Bonus, when the sled stops inches from Peaches, she opens her eyes then tips the sled back down with her trunk.
** Then when Diego threatens Uncle Fungus, just before Sid rushes in.
--->'''Diego''': [[SarcasmMode That was fun.]] Now...who should I eat first?
* This little EstablishingCharacterMoment.
-->'''Sid's Father:''' We just knew Sid would want to see his poor, dear Granny before...''(Sniffs dramatically, getting choked up'')...her time is up.\\
'''Granny:''' I'll bury you all and dance on your graves!
** Granny in general.
--->'''Manny:''' You slept through that storm?\\
'''Granny:''' Bah, I slept through the comet that killed the unicorns.
* When Sid's family abandons him again, once his back is turned despite Manny's protests. Sid then arrives and asks where they went.
-->'''Diego''': I'll handle this. Sid? Uh... [[BadLiar Your family was]] [[RocksFallEveryoneDies wiped out by an asteroid.]] Sorry.\\
'''Sid''': '''''[[BigWHAT WHAT?!]]'''''\\
'''Manny''': Ahem! What Diego is trying to say is... they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.\\
'''Sid''': Oh, come on! What kinda sick family would ditch their own Granny on someone? That's just crazy. That's just... That's just... my family.\\
'''Diego''': Well, at least you still have Granny. Right, buddy?\\
'''Sid''': Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny! (''Granny's gone'')\\
'''Ellie''': Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.
* Louis wondering how Crash and Eddie can be so calm and happy in the face of death.
-->'''Crash''': Should I tell him our secret?\\
'''Eddie''': ''(nods sagely'')\\
'''Crash''': We're both very… very… stupid.\\
'''Louis''': But still, you're still not maybe a tiny bit concerned about, oh, I dunno, say, ''imminent death''?\\
'''Crash''': ''(pinches Louis' nose)'' Beep!\\
'''Louis''': (''sighs'') I'm gonna go find Peaches.
* Granny's eventually acquired dentures, which she quickly uses on a poor piece of delectable fruit.
* When Manny, Diego and Sid are on the ice floe during a big huge thunder storm.
-->'''Manny''': Just keep your eye on the horizon!\\
'''Diego''': I can't ''find'' the horizon!
** [[GiantEnemyCrab HOLY CRAB!]]
** "If I don't make it, find me a wife, and tell her I LOVE HER!"
** Then when the three are sucked into a tornado and they go upwards into the clouds, Sid exclaims "Hey, guys! There really ''is'' a rainbow around every corner!" Manny and Diego stare blankly...before all three plummet back down to Earth.
* The Hyrax chief goes all ''Film/{{Braveheart}}''. It's priceless. He compounds this by combining the Wallace-esque face paint with a Maori Haka.
* After the Siren escapade, Sid goes back to the roaring Siren that lured him and says "Call me". The Siren recoils, and makes a grunt that sounds like [[EvenEvilHasStandards "Ew. Uh-uh."]]
** Scrat NOT being DistractedByTheSexy when a siren pretends to be Scratte. When it pretends to be an [[CargoShip acorn,]] '''[[CargoShip then]]''' [[CargoShip he falls for it.]]
*** FridgeBrilliance sets in when you realize it didn't help that the siren turned into an exact copy of the Scratte from the previous film, who left him to die twice and nagged him continuously while they were together and tried to steal his acron when they weren't. Would you go back to that?
*** Then the trick backfires when Scrat then tries to bury the "acorn", accidentally killing the Nut-Siren, resulting in the other Sirens turning into acorns and pummeling him, before he barely manages to escape.
* Sid's communication with the hyraxes, as well as Manny and Diego's reaction to it.
-->'''Diego''': ''That'' they got?
* When Gutt confronts the herd for the first time:
-->'''Gutt''': Now surrender your ship... or face my ''fury''!\\
'''Sid''': Or face your furry what?\\
'''Gutt''': Not "furry!" ''FURY!''
* Manny referring to to Squint as the Easter Bunny, Flynn as a "giant bag of pudding". Squint is NOT amused, while [[TheDitz Flynn]] just stupidly waves, completely oblivious to the insult.
* When Flynn unintentionally [[MotorMouth gives the herd directions to return to the continent]] to Gutt's exasperation.
-->'''Manny''': My family's back on the continent. So if you could jus--\\
'''Gutt''': (''mock sympathy'') Your family? That's ''so'' sweet. I hope you said goodbye... 'cause there's ''no way'' back.\\
'''Flynn''': [[MotorMouth Yes, there is! Don't you remember, Captain? You can sail to Switchback Cove, and catch the current back from there.]] [[HypocriticalHumor Like a steel trap this noggin is!]]\\
'''Gutt''': [[SarcasmMode Thank you, Mr. Flynn!]] ''(stomps hard on Flynn's tail flipper)''\\
'''Flynn''': Ow!
* Squint steals Flynn's fruit from his plate once the seal's back is turned:
-->'''Flynn''': Where's my booty? Anybody seen it?\\
'''Gupta''': It's right behind you!\\
'''Flynn''': (''Brandishing his butt in Silas' face'') Where? Where's my booty? I can't see it!\\
'''Silas''': Yuck! It's all I ''can'' see!
* This exchange:
-->'''Diatryma Chick''': When you drink water from your trunk, does it taste like boogers?\\
'''Ellie''': Uh, no! Well, sometimes...
* Before the "[[VillainSong Master of the Seas]]" number:
-->'''Gutt:''' Morning, Sunshine! Let me be the first to extend the Hand of Friendship!\\
'''Manny:''' [[DeadpanSnarker That's your foot.]]\\
'''Gutt:''' [[SarcasmMode Nothing gets by you, does it?]]
* Manny's method of distracting himself from the Sirens? Stuffing leaves in his ears and singing [[HollywoodToneDeaf (badly)]] "The Candy Man".
** He realizes the sirens aren't really Ellie and Peaches when Ellie tells him "You were right, you were always right."
--->'''Manny:''' Ellie would never say that!
* This dialogue:
-->'''Sid''': My mother once told me that bad news was just good news in disguise.\\
'''Diego''': Was this ''before'' she abandoned you?\\
'''Sid''': Yes, it was.
* This gem from Shira & Diego:
-->'''Shira''': You're pretty soft. For a saber.\\
'''Diego''': Excuse me? I am ''not'' soft! I happen to be a remorseless assassin!\\
'''Sid''': [[ImplausibleDeniability Diego poo! Hey, I made ya another coral necklace. He keeps losin' them!]] Hehe!\\
(''Skips away, humming'')
* Peaches is slumping, worrying about her father when suddenly, Louis screams her name as an avalanche rolls past them. The following exchange is priceless.
-->'''Louis''': You okay?\\
'''Peaches''': Sorry, I'm just so worried about my dad.\\
'''Louis''': Don't worry, we're gonna get to him. And at this rate, we'll make it to the land bridge before you know it. We're ''all'' gonna survive this. (''Crash & Eddie walk past them and fall off a small cliff'') Well, okay, maybe ''they'' won't. But everyone else? ''Totally fine!''
* While Ellie is leading the rest of the mammals, and it's getting dark and the entire herd is exhausted:
-->'''Ellie''': [[{{Understatement}} Maybe we should rest for a few hours.]]\\
(''All the mammals immediately slump to the ground'')
** Bonus points for Peaches giving her mother a priceless expression that reads: ''[[CaptainObvious You think?]]''
* When Peaches & Louis are spying on Ethan they watch an Elk slide down, only to be struck by the geysers:
-->'''Peaches''': (''to Louis'') I'm sure he's fine.\\
'''Elk''': (''From offscreen'') I'm completely ''not'' fine!\\
(''The elk staggers around with an AshFace up to Ethan.)''\\
'''Ethan''': Oh, you did ''not'' just do that! That was ''crazy''! (''gives the elk a fist bump with his trunk... and the elk's antlers disintegrate into ash'') Nice!\\
(''The elk coughs and trots away'')
* When Flynn is floundering in the water after Gutt's first ship breaks:
-->'''Flynn''': They sunk our battleship! What are we gonna do! We're all gonna drown!\\
'''Gutt''': (''grabs Flynn by the snout'') [[ForgotICouldFly You're a]] ''[[ForgotICouldFly sea creature]],'' you idiot!\\
'''Flynn''': Oh, good point sir! (''Starts swimming'')
* Sid lets go of the vines holding the ship to grab a berry.
-->'''Sid''': Oh, yummo!\\
'''Diego''': Sid, NO! It's a lotus berry! It'll paralyze you!\\
'''Sid''': Oh, please. I know my berries!\\
'''Diego''': Don't... (''Sid gulps the berry'') [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...swallow]].\\
'''Sid''': See? I'm fine. If there's one thing I know it's berr-ieees...(''Sid begins to swell up and then collapses in a heap'')[[OhCrap Uh-oh.]]
** While Manny is carrying Sid's paralyzed body
--->'''Manny''': (''drags Sid's head on ground striking a rock'') Oops! Sorry, buddy! I'll hold you higher. (''Sid hits a tree branch'') Sorry! (''[[RuleOfThree hits another tree branch]]'') ''SORRY!''
** Manny then uses the paralyzed Sid as a defense when Silas the seagull attacks him.
--->'''Manny''': Sorry, buddy.
** Then when the herd succeeds in stealing Gutt's ship, Granny waves goodbye with Sid's limp hand.
--->'''Granny''': So long, banana-breath! Thanks for the ship!
** Later, as Sid recovers from the Lotus berry, chatting nonstop:
--->'''Sid''': I can wiggle my toe again! The little piggy who went to market! W-Wait! I'm talking again! I had so many things trapped in me that I couldn't say... Like "[[SuddenlyShouting HEY, I'M NOT DEAD!]] And why does a hurricane have an eye but not an ear?...\\
(''Manny and Granny groan as Sid babbles on and on'')\\
'''Granny''': I'll push him overboard. You guys say it was an accident.\\
'''Manny''': I'm in.
* Sid drinks seawater
-->'''Sid''': Mmm...That's a little... (''puckers'') ...''salty!''
* When Sid pries open a clam for Granny, he finds Scrat inside.
-->'''Granny''': It's a rat! (''repeatedly whacks Scrat with her cane until he falls into the ocean'')
* When Manny and Sid taunt Diego that he's in love with Shira:
-->'''Diego''': I dunno what's wrong with me. I can't eat, can't sleep. Maybe I'm comin' down with something.
-->'''Manny''': (''chuckles'') Ohhoho! I know what you've got-- The L word.
-->'''Sid''': Yeah! Leprosy.
-->'''Manny''': No, Sid, no. It's four letters, starts with L, ends with E.
-->'''Sid''': Aha! Lice!
-->'''Manny''': NO! Diego, my friend, is in love.
-->'''Sid''': Oh, yeah! ''Love!''
-->'''Diego''': You mean with the pirate? No.
-->'''Sid''': Oh, Shira's gotten under your skin! Come on, admit it!
-->'''Manny''': A rugged saber like you...
-->'''Sid''': A more rugged saber like her. (''laughs'')
--> '''Diego''': No, no, no. You guys are dead wrong!
-->(''Manny and Sid burst out laughing'')
-->'''Manny''': Denial is the clincher! You're in love, pussy cat!
-->'''Manny and Sid''': ''Diego and Shira, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!''
-->'''Diego''': Real mature, guys. Real mature.
* The Brat Pack's unsuccessful attempt at a comeback for Peaches after she calls them off on their carelessness towards escaping a dangerous cave-in.
-->'''Ethan''': Yo, that was insane! (''laughs'') Hey, Peach! Loosen up! Have some fun!\\
'''Peaches''': "Fun?" You call that fun?! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm outta here!]]\\
'''Steffie''': C'mon! Do you really wanna go back to hanging out with a weird molehog freak and give all this up?\\
'''Ethan''': I mean, it's bad enough that your families part possum and--\\
'''Peaches:''' "Bad enough?!" There is nothing bad about being part of my family! I ''like'' hanging by my tail! And if you geniuses are normal, the species is going to end up extinct!\\
''(Peaches storms off)''\\
'''Katie:''' Ah, yeah? Well, ''[[NoYou your]]'' [[NoYou species]] is going to be extinct first!\\
'''Buddy:''' Ha ha! ''Burn!''\\
'''Ethan:''' ''(sighs)'' We're the ''same species'', geniuses.\\
'''Buddy:''' What? ''Double burn!''
* When Gutt orders to throw the Herd overboard starting with the sloths:
-->'''Sid:''' What? You want me to walk in the water? I can't because [[DontEatAndSwim I ate less than twenty minutes ago and you know the rule]].\\
'''Raz:''' ''(crossly)'' That's a myth!\\
'''Sid:''' ''(uneasily)'' Oh, okay...as long as it's safe.
* Scrat's arrival in Scratlantis, which he later ends up sinking for not controlling his urge to collect all the acorns there.
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