History Funny / HorribleBosses

** Rhonda exiting the bathroom shortly after Kurt, as she fixes her herself up and awkwardly has her mouth shut right when Nick points her out, since Kurt unloaded in her mouth. It's just funny how she tries to hide her recent fling.

'''Nick:''' I am totally gay, never been inside a woman!\\

-->'''Kurt''': Holy shit, I broke a rock.

-->'''Harken''': (''weakly'') Peanuts...
-->'''Dale''': Penis?

-->'''Kurt''': Is someone throwing that thing!?

-->'''Nick''': I was drag racing.\\
'''Cop''': In a Prius?\\
'''Nick''': (''{{beat}}'') I don't win a lot.

!! ''Horrible Bosses 2''

-->'''Dale''': You said no idea is a bad idea.
-->'''Nick''': I was wrong, the idea sucks, the movie sucks, and so do you.
-->'''Kurt''': Hey, that's the movie that introduced us to Sandra Bullock!
-->'''Dale''': FUCK YOU, I LOVE SANDRA BULLOCK!

-->'''Nick''': I've just been gettin' together with the guys, been facedown, chugging one right after another...\\
'''Julia''': Oh, so your sex addiction, it's ''homosexual'' in nature!\\
'''Nick''': My ''sex addiction''! My sex addiction is...and then what did you say?

-->'''Julia''': I know you ate that cock, I just wanna hear you say it!\\
'''Nick''': I ate that cock, I sucked those balls, and I licked that kid's sweaty asshole!\\
'''Julia''': Because you are fantastically gay!\\
'''Nick''': I am totally gay, never been inside a woman!\\
'''Julia''': Meeting adjourned!\\
'''Nick''': Everyone out!

-->'''Julia''': At night I reflect on them, alphabetize them, dust them.
-->'''Dale''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why are they dusty?]]

-->'''Motherfucker''': I was honoring your potential deaths.
-->'''Kurt''': Honor? What are we, samurai?
* At the end, when Motherfucker Jones is speaking to the Pinkberry rep, the man says that starting up a location will cost a significant amount of money. Jones then proceeds to dump the entire bag of $5 million ransom money on the rep's desk. The look on the guy's face is amazing.

** Kurt refuses on the grounds that he believes the fat lady is just pregnant, not fat. [[spoiler:At the end of the movie, you learn she's just fat.]]

* Kurt's OhCrap moment when he finds out that [[spoiler:sticking Bobby's toothbrush up his ass]] left DNA evidence.

* At the end, when Motherfucker Jones is speaking to the Pinkberry rep, the man says that starting up a location will cost a significant amount of money. Jones then proceeds to dump [[spoiler:the entire bag of $5 million ransom]] money on the rep's desk. The look on the guy's face is amazing.

* Kurt's OhCrap moment when he finds out that [[spoiler:sticking Bobby's toothbrush up his ass]] [[WhatAnIdiot left DNA evidence]].

-->'''Nick''': I was drag racing.
-->'''Cop''': In a Prius?
-->'''Nick''': (''{{beat}}'') I don't win a lot.

* The "butt-face-puss" discussion the guys have about how they can go about gang-banging Julia. Especially the way Kurt always picks himself for "butt".

* Nick's obliviousness to what their company name [[MistakenForRacist ("Nick-Kurt-Dale")]] sounds like out loud when read fast.[[note]]It sounds like "Niggerdale".[[/note]]

* "Peanuts......." "Penis?"

** FridgeLogic: He probably reacted that way because having just [[spoiler:killed Bobby]], he was still on edge about getting caught.

* Kurt's remark when he and the other two first enter Pellitt's house: "It's like we stepped inside the mind of an asshole!"

** Plus his utter failure to keep up the intimidating act after enacting his WoundedGazelleGambit. "Oh, that hurts so much!"

* The sight gags during the Shower Buddy demonstration that pay homage to similar scenes in ''AustinPowers''.

-->'''Nick''': I was wrong, the idea sucks, the movie sucks.

'''Julia''': Meeting adjourned!

-->'''Motherfucker''': I was honoring your potential sacrifice.
-->'''Dale''': Honor? What are we, samurai?