History Funny / Hitman2016

* If you subdue someone but choose not to knock out or kill the victim for some time, the victim will point out the awkwardness of the situation. Some will comment on his choice of clothes, ask if he's seen any movies or ask how long is he going to take because they have an appointment to make.

** Alternatively, the conversation could be about [[https://youtu.be/vvibQsIXATg?t=40m29s his quest to able to breath underwater]]. The conversation doesn't go… [[IncrediblyLamePun swimmingly]].

* If you complete the training mission while Rose is observing, he will be impressed with the disguised 47's performance and in a moment of irony, compliment him by noting 47 would make a good assassin.

* One challenge requires 47 to be dressed as an exterminator and have Jordan Cross' recording area evacuated so that he can inspect it. Normally, you'd use this opportunity to gas the entire room where Jordan and his friends are staying so that you'd knock them all out, or lead him to Morgan and watch them fight... or you could actually go up to the recording area and [[https://youtu.be/aVOLH-wgkfo?t=162 play La Cucaracha on the keyboard and bear witness to the titular insect in all of its...colossal glory?]]

* One challenge requires 47 to be dressed as an exterminator and have Jordan Cross' recording area evacuated so that he can inspect it. Normally, you'd use this opportunity to gas the entire room where Jordan and his friends are staying so that you'd knock them all out, or lead him to Morgan and watch them fight... or you could actually go up to the recording area and play La Cucaracha on the keyboard.

* Killing your targets dressed as "The Vampire Magician" which is considered Trespassing in the entire Paris level (except the fashion show--for obvious reasons). Doubles as 47 being CrazyAwesome.

-->'''Dexter:''' If it wasn't for us you'll be speaking German "Ach Ja" and Japanese "Konechiwa"\\

-->'''Security Guard:''' This leads to the Heliport sir.\\
'''Dexter:''' Heliport? That a fancy name for Hospital?

* One of two guards in the beginning of the Final Test will comment on how he wants to put more security on the roof. The other guard will ask him, "Why? Expecting someone?", thus confirming that the actors knew that the ICA test was rigged. The guard was reminding the first guy that he no reason (in-character) to suspect that someone might be coming from the roof.
* During the montage showing 47's career, [[https://youtu.be/CrZUl7-s4Nc?t=414 there's a shot of a table with the tools of the trade]]. Things like the garotte, guns, passports, [[MoodWhiplash a rubber duck]], a switchblade…

-->'''Male [=NPCs=]''': Ok...this is awkward.
-->'''Female [=NPCs=]''': Uh sir, could you please go away? You're...kinda in my personal space.

-->'''47''': Yes Miss. In the meantime...watch your back.

** "Mixtape 47". Judging from it's title, you'd think that it would play some sort of classical music. It actually plays [[DidntSeeThatComing foreign Pop songs.]]

* If you follow Strandberg in the consulate long enough, he will receive a call from his daughter whom according to the briefing he conned out of her deceased mother's inheritance. He thinks she has called out of concern… but then informs him she is part of the ''protesters'' and holding a sign that reads, “String him!”

** One guy is trying to put together an IKEA chair with nonsensical instructions and parts. He calls the person demonstrating the instructions "naked silhouette guy". He calls the company and the "wheel" is a "graphical representation of the user tightening a 5mm flathead screw in a counter-clockwise motion". He gets instructions and once he hangs up he say that it didn't make any sense. He gives up and says that if anyone asks there were screws missing.

* Infiltrating the Swedish Consulate while in your starting suit makes it so that everyone besides the guards [[HiddenInPlainSight won't be suspicious of 47]]. This can be done with any starting suit, including ones that stick out like a sore thumb, such as the clown outfit, and the fortune teller's outfit.

* 47 doing an epic drum solo while sporting his trademark stonefaced expression and Abel de Silva's weird outfit.

* If you are wearing the Elite Bodyguard Suit and you pass the Female Doctor in the garage:
-->'''Female Doctor''': [[Film/TheBodyguard Oh, you got that whole Kevin Costner thing going on...]]

* One of the scientists is setting himself up to be fired. How? By stealing one of Caruso's vintage wine bottles and drinking it near the garage.

* If you sabotage the Auction laptop, Dalia goes to try and sort it out while her aide runs off fearing reprisals. Dalia huffs that she, “knows computers,” which judging by the frustrated mumbles that follows is a clear lie. Made even funnier by Dalia being voiced by Mary Elizabeth [=McGlynn=], who is known for voicing a [[Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex certain character considered godlike in her hacking ability]].

-->'''Konny Engstrom''': Well that's easy for you to say. You're not the one whose supposed to be doing deep tissue massages in a freaking war zone.

* During the Summer Bonus mission, if you disguise 47 as the fortuneteller and blend into the shop while the real guy's previous customer is still there, the customer will continue their conversation with 47. The conversation is random but one stood out: The fortuneteller correctly predicted that the customer uses an alias, and he's asking the fortuneteller to make sure there's no one else in his life who knows his true identity, as he really doesn't want to have those people killed to maintain it. What really makes it funny is the [[AffablyEvil nearly nonchalant]] way the customer talks about not wanting to resort to murder, as if it would be a minor inconvenience for him to have people killed. It also [[NoodleIncident makes you wonder]] who the hell this guy is and what kind of [[DarkAndTroubledPast secret life]] he's lived that's worth murdering people to keep under wraps.

* Pavel Frydal, an Elusive Target, can be found having a conversation with a security guard, where he mistakes the guard's requests for steroids (specifically, the guard talks how he wants to try an experimental therapy all his friends have gotten, and how they all compare their sizes, and he hates to have the smallest muscles of the group) for something else and mentions [[AmbiguouslyGay he experimented in medical school]]. The guard ''does'' pick up on what Dr. Frydal was implying, but is quick to clarify NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat. Frydal tells him to shut up.

* In the "Landslide" Bonus mission that takes place in Sapienza, you can encounter one of Abaitti's bodyguards psyching himself up in a mirror.

* Abiatti can also be electrocuted by sabotaging an extension cord near [[LastDisrespects a grave he proceeds to piss on]]].

* You can overhear a conversation between two friends, where one says that a fortune teller told him that a frenchman would come and ask for a fortune teller, which actually happened, and the man believes that this is actually part of a grander plan where he is actually supposed to tell his friend, but it comes across that the grander plan was the he was supposed to tell 47, who is listening in, who can then use said fortune teller disguise to kill said frenchman, making it seem like the fortune teller actually has powers. Of course, the man's friend is more interested in the first man's sister and barely pays any attention.

-->'''Chef:''' It's only numbers! I'm sure Jordan Cross doesn't need a cake to remind him how old his is!

--->'''Morgan:''' "What game?" he says. England vs. Argentina. It's the WSF semi-finals, man! I had skybox tickets and everything and now I'm halfway across the world watching the score online like a chump!

* One challenge requires 47 to be dressed as an exterminator and have Jordan Cross' recording area evacuated so that he can inspect it. Normally, you'd use this opportunity to gas the entire room where Jordan and his friends are staying so that you'd knock them all out, lead him to his lawyer and watch them fight...or you could actually go up to the recording area and play La Cucaracha on the keyboard.

* 92 Proof Whiskey. Fire Ritual. 2+2=?

* The various ways to murder Silvio Caruso tend to be a lot more funny than Francesca De Santis. These include blowing him up with an explosive golf ball, blowing him up with an antique cannon, blowing up his PLANE with an antique cannon, detonating the exploding rubber duck while it's in his plane as he's escaping, and killing him as the Medieval PlagueDoctor.
* If you destroy Silvio's body in a woodchipper after delivering flowers to his mother's grave (where he asks to be alone), his bodyguards will be confused as all get out what happened to their VIP and wonder if they're going to get fired.

* 47 dressing up as a hippie and helping Silvio or Francesca get high.

* [[https://youtu.be/FDtlZwpv8Fk?t=11m52s If you poison a particular female scientist in the secret ETHER laboratory,]] she might commit unintentional suicide by walking into the biohazard area of the lab and suffocating to death rather than going outside of the lab and puking. [[IdiotBall She actually passes a door that leads outside.]]

** Electrocuting Abiatti him when he tries to explain himself to the crowd.

** You can also kill Strandberg by dropping a ''[[https://youtu.be/pe8eJ8YEMTs?t=377 moose statue]]'' on him.
** The achievement for doing so? [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim A Room With A Moose!]]

-->'''Chef:''' I'm pretty sure Jordan Cross doesn't need his birthday cake to remind him how old his is.

* Dexter, an American patient at the hospital, engages in some aggressive verbal behavior on the various employees at GAMA.

* One NPC is busy telling his friend that [[Creator/DonaldTrump because everybody loves him, he could easily become the next president.]] Also doubles as DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound as the discussion loops forever, and the Sarajevo Six target spends a lot of time right next to him.

* One NPC is busy telling his friend that [[Creator/DonaldTrump because everybody loves him, he could easily become the next president.]] Also doubles as MostAnnoyingSound as the discussion loops forever, and the Sarajevo Six target spends a lot of time right next to him.