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** Dressing up in the Tuxedo will have guards calling you JamesBond and making references to the films.

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** Dressing up in the Tuxedo will have guards calling you JamesBond Film/JamesBond and making references to the films.

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* [[NoSenseOfPersonalSpace Standing VERY close to people]] for a few seconds while within their field of view would cause them to react as expected.
-->'''Male NPCS''': Ok...this is awkward.
-->'''Female NPCS''': Uh sir, could you please go away? You're...kinda in my personal space.
** Also, others would react to you crouching or hiding in plain sight, with most people asking why you're hiding and a few others making snarky remarks. Staying that way long enough would cause them to react with annoyance.
-->'''Male NPCS''': Do I need to make a call to your psychologist? Because you need help.
-->'''Female NPCS''': Um...sir? Are you alright? Do you need medication?



* During the Summer Bonus mission, if you disguise 47 as the fortuneteller and blend into the shop while the real guy's previous customer is still there, the customer will continue their conversation with 47. Apparently, the fortuneteller correctly predicted that the customer uses an alias, and he's asking the fortuneteller to make sure there's no one else in his life who knows his true identity, as he really doesn't want to have those people killed to maintain it. What really makes it funny is the [[AffablyEvil nearly nonchalant]] way the customer talks about not wanting to resort to murder, as if it would be a minor inconvenience for him to have people killed. It also [[NoodleIncident makes you wonder]] who the hell this guy is and what kind of [[DarkAndTroubledPast secret life]] he's lived that's worth murdering people to keep under wraps.

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* During the Summer Bonus mission, if you disguise 47 as the fortuneteller and blend into the shop while the real guy's previous customer is still there, the customer will continue their conversation with 47. Apparently, the The conversation is random but one stood out: The fortuneteller correctly predicted that the customer uses an alias, and he's asking the fortuneteller to make sure there's no one else in his life who knows his true identity, as he really doesn't want to have those people killed to maintain it. What really makes it funny is the [[AffablyEvil nearly nonchalant]] way the customer talks about not wanting to resort to murder, as if it would be a minor inconvenience for him to have people killed. It also [[NoodleIncident makes you wonder]] who the hell this guy is and what kind of [[DarkAndTroubledPast secret life]] he's lived that's worth murdering people to keep under wraps.
* Summer Bonus mission target, Kong Tuo-Kwang, is normally calm and collected, even when threatened at gunpoint. However, he doesn't react well to you throwing stuff around.
-->'''Kong''': What!? Who's throwing shit around!?
-->'''Kong''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Hey! Stop! Throwing! Shit!]]



* [[TheLoad Agent Smith]] is back! After 47 rescues him, he recognizes 47 immediately from their [[VideoGame/HitmanBloodMoney last "meeting".]] He sounds like he's actually gotten used to his constant ButtMonkey status, and references how he's in debt to 47 for the previous rescues. Even if you don't knock out anyone in the room you free him in as he will chat with 47 next to the people who kidnapped him taking about other matters.

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* [[TheLoad Agent Smith]] is back! After 47 rescues him, he recognizes 47 immediately from their [[VideoGame/HitmanBloodMoney last "meeting".]] He sounds like he's actually gotten used to his constant ButtMonkey status, and references how he's in debt to 47 for the previous rescues. Even if you don't knock out anyone in the room you free him in as he will chat with 47 next to the people who kidnapped him taking talking about other matters.matters.
** For added BlackComedy, it is completely possible to kill Agent Smith, though doing so before the conversation ends would [[VideoGameCrueltyPunishment make the all-access keycard inaccessible]].


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** It is still possible, albeit unnecessary, to kill [[spoiler:Erich Soders]] after destroying the replacement heart. There is a challenge that requires you to do this, while another requires you to do it in reverse. The latter challenge is even named "[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Overkill]]".


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** 47's dry sense of humor really shows near the end of the conversation, when Yamazaki turned her back on him and leaned on the nearby railing (providing the perfect opportunity to eliminate her).
-->'''47''': Yes Miss. In the meantime...watch your back.
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* [[https://youtu.be/FDtlZwpv8Fk?t=11m52s If you poison a particular female scientist in the secret ETHER laboratory,]] she might commit unintentional suicide by walking into the biohazard area of the lab and suffocating to death rather than going outside of the lab and puking. [[IdiotBall She actually passes a door that leads outside.]]
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* Equipping certain outfits on the Paris map will illicit various snide responses from the security guards:

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* Equipping certain outfits on the Paris map will illicit various snide responses from the security guards:guards that guard routes to restricted areas:



-->'''Guard:''' Looks like someones been playing too much ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreed''. This not not a cosplay event. Please step back, sir, you need to leave.

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-->'''Guard:''' Looks like someones been playing too much ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreed''. This not is not a cosplay event. Please step back, sir, you need to leave.
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Masseurs are male, masseuses are female. 47 even calls himself a masseur when he does this.


* 47 can disguise himself as a masseuse to get to Strandberg. During the massage, 47 can break Strandberg's neck. The kicker? The challenge awarded for this is called "(Un)Happy ending"

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* 47 can disguise himself as a masseuse masseur to get to Strandberg. During the massage, 47 can break Strandberg's neck. The kicker? The challenge awarded for this is called "(Un)Happy ending"
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* Equipping certain outfits on the Paris map will illicit various snide responses from the security guards:
** Dressing up as the Vampire Magician will have guards making vampire trope cracks and naming you "Dracula."
** Dressing up in the Tuxedo will have guards calling you JamesBond and making references to the films.
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* Two guards in Colorado will remark about an "incident" the player did in Paris if you overhear them. For example: In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYtS0bTOsF8 this conversation]], two guards discuss a rumor of how [[Creator/GavinFree somebody]] killed over 70 people at a fashion show in Paris by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65IPyQBgbF8 luring them into an electrified puddle]].

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* Two guards in Colorado will remark about an "incident" the player did in Paris if you overhear them. various incidents, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BybqrB7qK7M&feature=youtu.be&t=27m based on videos uploaded to Youtube.]] For example: In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYtS0bTOsF8 this conversation]], two guards discuss a rumor of how [[Creator/GavinFree somebody]] killed over 70 people at a fashion show in Paris by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65IPyQBgbF8 luring them into an electrified puddle]].
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* If you are wearing the Elite Bodyguard Suit and you pass the Female Doctor in the garage:
-->'''Female Doctor''': [[Film/TheBodyguard Oh, you got that whole Kevin Costner thing going on...]]
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* If you incapacitate/kill a target without their bodyguard(s) noticing the act, the bodyguard(s) will wander around the map in a futile search looking for them, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUixVF_joj0 as shown here]].

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* If you incapacitate/kill a target without their bodyguard(s) noticing the act, the bodyguard(s) will wander around the map in a futile search looking for them, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUixVF_joj0 say some rather hilarious lines]] as shown here]].they wander around the map.
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** “[[OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe Is that a gun in your pocket]]? [[SomethingElseAlsoRises I hope it's a gun]].”
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* One challenge requires 47 to be dressed as an exterminator and have Jordan Cross' recording area evacuated so that he can inspect it. Normally, you'd use this opportunity to gas the entire room where Jordan and his friends are staying so that you'd knock them all out and shoot Jordan in the head while everyone's unconscious, lead him to his lawyer and watch them fight...or you could actually go up to the recording area and play La Cucaracha on the keyboard.

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* One challenge requires 47 to be dressed as an exterminator and have Jordan Cross' recording area evacuated so that he can inspect it. Normally, you'd use this opportunity to gas the entire room where Jordan and his friends are staying so that you'd knock them all out and shoot Jordan in the head while everyone's unconscious, out, lead him to his lawyer and watch them fight...or you could actually go up to the recording area and play La Cucaracha on the keyboard.
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* One challenge requires 47 to be dressed as an exterminator and have Jordan Cross' recording area evacuated so that he can inspect it. Normally, you'd use this opportunity to gas the entire room where Jordan and his friends are staying so that you'd knock them all out and shoot Jordan in the head while everyone's unconscious, lead Jordan Cross to his lawyer and watch them fight...or you could actually go up to the recording area and play La Cucaracha on the keyboard.

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* One challenge requires 47 to be dressed as an exterminator and have Jordan Cross' recording area evacuated so that he can inspect it. Normally, you'd use this opportunity to gas the entire room where Jordan and his friends are staying so that you'd knock them all out and shoot Jordan in the head while everyone's unconscious, lead Jordan Cross him to his lawyer and watch them fight...or you could actually go up to the recording area and play La Cucaracha on the keyboard.

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* If you approach a bodyguard [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy1A3lCkw0E while wearing the Requiem Suit]]:
-->'''Bodyguard''': Is that...Music/{{Pitbull}}?
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** [https://youtu.be/pl6nE16efzk?t=8m17s Exploring Jason Portman's room shows a table littered with Helmet photos and his scribbling on them.]

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** [https://youtu.be/pl6nE16efzk?t=8m17s Exploring Jason Portman's room shows a table littered with Helmet photos and his scribbling on them.]



* Dexter, an American patient, going full EagleLand on an employee who blocks his access to the kitchen.

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* Dexter, an American patient, patient at the hospital, engages in some aggressive verbal behavior on the various employees at GAMA.
**Him
going full EagleLand on an employee who blocks his access to the kitchen.kitchen:


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** Another with a Security Guard:
-->'''Security Guard:''' This leads to the Heliport sir.\\
'''Dexter:''' Heliport? That a fancy name for Hospital?
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* One challenge requires 47 to be dressed as an exterminator and have Jordan Cross' recording area evacuated so that he can inspect it. Normally you'd use this opportunity to gas the entire room where Jordon and his friends are staying so that you'd knock them all out and shoot Jordan in the head while everyone's unconscious...or you could actually go up to the recording area and play La Cucaracha on the keyboard.

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* One challenge requires 47 to be dressed as an exterminator and have Jordan Cross' recording area evacuated so that he can inspect it. Normally Normally, you'd use this opportunity to gas the entire room where Jordon Jordan and his friends are staying so that you'd knock them all out and shoot Jordan in the head while everyone's unconscious...unconscious, lead Jordan Cross to his lawyer and watch them fight...or you could actually go up to the recording area and play La Cucaracha on the keyboard.
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** Trying to enter through the front gate of the mansion while dressed as the PlagueDoctor can net you this response.
-->'''Guard:''' Looks like someones been playing too much ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreed''. This not not a cosplay event. Please step back, sir, you need to leave.
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* One challenge requires 47 to be dressed as an exterminator and have Jordan Cross' recording area evacuated so that he can inspect it. Normally you'd use this opportunity to gas the entire room where Jordon and his friends are staying so that you'd knock them all out and shoot Jordan in the head while everyone's unconscious...or you could actually go up to the recording area and play la cucaracha on the keyboard.

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* One challenge requires 47 to be dressed as an exterminator and have Jordan Cross' recording area evacuated so that he can inspect it. Normally you'd use this opportunity to gas the entire room where Jordon and his friends are staying so that you'd knock them all out and shoot Jordan in the head while everyone's unconscious...or you could actually go up to the recording area and play la cucaracha La Cucaracha on the keyboard.
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* One challenge requires 47 to be dressed as an exterminator and have Jordan Cross' recording area evacuated so that he can inspect it. Normally you'd use this opportunity to gas the entire room where Jordon and his friends are staying so that you'd knock them all out and shoot Jordan in the head while everyone's unconscious...or you could actually go up to the recording area and play la cucaracha on the keyboard.
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** There's 2 (3 with Requiem Pack) explosive rubber ducks. They aren't considered suspicious, and thus are likely [[MundaneMadeAwesome the best available explosives.]]

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** There's 2 (3 with Requiem Pack) explosive rubber ducks. They aren't considered suspicious, and thus are likely [[MundaneMadeAwesome [[LethalJokeItem the best available explosives.]]

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* The various ways to murder Silvio Caruso tend to be a lot more funny than Francesca De Santis. These include blowing him up with an explosive golf ball, blowing him up with an antique cannon, blowing up his PLANE with an antique cannon, detonating the exploding rubber duckies while it's in his plane as he's escaping, and killing him as the Medieval PlagueDoctor.

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* The various ways to murder Silvio Caruso tend to be a lot more funny than Francesca De Santis. These include blowing him up with an explosive golf ball, blowing him up with an antique cannon, blowing up his PLANE with an antique cannon, detonating the exploding rubber duckies duck while it's in his plane as he's escaping, and killing him as the Medieval PlagueDoctor.



* Dismiss all the soldiers in the abandoned school and a radio spawns. Turn on the radio [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgAmjwf6wQQ and…]]

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* Dismiss all the soldiers in the abandoned school and a radio spawns. spawns near the intercom. Turn it on the radio [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgAmjwf6wQQ and…]]



** Alternatively, the conversation could be about [[https://youtu.be/vvibQsIXATg?t=40m29s his quest to able to breath underwater]]. The conversation doesn't go… [[IncrediblyLamePun swimmingly]].



* One of the Freedom Fighters mentions to another Fighter [[https://youtu.be/vvibQsIXATg?t=40m29s his quest to able to breath underwater]]. The conversation doesn't go… swimmingly.



** Not to mention said opportunity involves 47 calling out positions that make Yamazaki edge progressively closer to the edge of a cliff, culminating in making her [[ViolationOfCommonSense stand on one foot right at the edge of said cliff]] followed by a swift kick over the edge.
* 47 crushing [[spoiler:Erich Soders']] replacement heart with a single bare hand then casually tossing it in a trash bin manages to be simultaneously hilarious, terrifying, and utterly badass.

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** Not to mention said opportunity involves 47 calling out positions that make Yamazaki edge progressively closer to the edge of a cliff, culminating in making her [[ViolationOfCommonSense [[TooDumbToLive stand on one foot right at the edge of said cliff]] followed by a swift kick over the edge.
* 47 crushing [[spoiler:Erich Soders']] replacement heart with a single bare hand then casually tossing it in a trash bin manages to be simultaneously hilarious, terrifying, creepy, and utterly badass.
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* The fact that you can [[MadeOfPlasticine instantly kill someone by dropping a bale of hay on them]].
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* If you incapacitate/kill a target without their bodyguards noticing the act, the bodyguards will wander around the map in a futile search looking for them, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUixVF_joj0 as shown here]].

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* If you incapacitate/kill a target without their bodyguards bodyguard(s) noticing the act, the bodyguards bodyguard(s) will wander around the map in a futile search looking for them, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUixVF_joj0 as shown here]].
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Other bodyguards do this, like Francesca's in Sapienza, but the bodyguards call out to them specifically.


-->'''Bodyguard'': Oh... Did I lose the package? [[OhCrap Where's the goddamn V.I.P!?]] Hello?! You can come out now!

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-->'''Bodyguard'': -->'''Bodyguard''': Oh... Did I lose the package? [[OhCrap Where's the goddamn V.I.P!?]] Hello?! You can come out now!

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* If you incapacitate/kill a target without their bodyguards noticing the act, the bodyguards will wander around the map in a futile search looking for them, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUixVF_joj0 as shown here]].
-->'''Bodyguard'': Oh... Did I lose the package? [[OhCrap Where's the goddamn V.I.P!?]] Hello?! You can come out now!



* If you incapacitate/kill The Bookkeeper without his bodyguards noticing the act, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUixVF_joj0 his bodyguards will wander around the map in a futile search looking for him.]]
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'''Abiatti:''' [[JerkAss You listen here, you little twerp!]] I need these pathetic people's votes! [[BadBoss So you get your act together or I will crush you!]]\\

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'''Abiatti:''' [[JerkAss You listen here, you little twerp!]] [[SleazyPolitician I need these pathetic people's votes! votes!]] [[BadBoss So you get your act together or I will crush you!]]\\

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* One of the level exits has 47 [[https://youtu.be/LoeRjtX7Kmc?t=9m30s scooting away on a child's scooter named Mr. Raptor]] after gathering a bunch of apricots and feeding them to a toy scooter inside the main house. The fact that he takes the time to rub and pat the toy's head is the icing on the cake.

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* One of the level exits has 47 [[https://youtu.be/LoeRjtX7Kmc?t=9m30s [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC1SNZex2S8 scooting away on a child's scooter named Mr. Raptor]] after gathering a bunch of apricots and feeding them to a toy scooter inside the main house. The fact that he takes the time to rub and pat the toy's head is the icing on the cake. If that's not enough for you, there is a chance that 47 might say this in his usual deadpan tone when he rides it.
-->'''47''': Vroom, vroom, vroom. Ding, ding, ding.
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* During the Summer Bonus mission, if you disguise 47 as the fortuneteller and blend into the shop while the real guy's previous customer is still there, the customer will continue their conversation with 47. Apparently, the fortuneteller correctly predicted that the customer uses an alias, and he's asking the fortuneteller to make sure there's no one else in his life who knows his true identity, as he really doesn't want to have those people killed to maintain it. What really makes it funny is the [[AffablyEvil nearly nonchalant]] way the customer talks about not wanting to resort to murder, as if it would be a minor inconvenience for him to have people killed. It also [[NoodleIncident makes you wonder]] who the hell this guy is and what kind of [[DarkAndTroubledPast secret life]] he's lived that's worth murdering people to keep under wraps.



--->'''Morgan:''' "What game?" he says. England vs Argentina. It's the WSF semi-finals, man! I had skybox tickets and everything and now I'm halfway across the world watching the score online like a chump!

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--->'''Morgan:''' "What game?" he says. England vs vs. Argentina. It's the WSF semi-finals, man! I had skybox tickets and everything and now I'm halfway across the world watching the score online like a chump!



* [[TheLoad Agent Smith]] is back! After 47 rescues him, he recognizes 47 immediately from their [[VideoGame/HitmanBloodMoney last "meeting".]] He sounds like he's actually gotten used to his constant ButtMonkey status, and references how he's in debt to 47 for the previous rescues. Even if you don't knock anyone in the room you free him as he will chat with 47 next to the people who kidnapped him taking about other matter.

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* [[TheLoad Agent Smith]] is back! After 47 rescues him, he recognizes 47 immediately from their [[VideoGame/HitmanBloodMoney last "meeting".]] He sounds like he's actually gotten used to his constant ButtMonkey status, and references how he's in debt to 47 for the previous rescues. Even if you don't knock out anyone in the room you free him in as he will chat with 47 next to the people who kidnapped him taking about other matter.matters.



* Starting the mission with the ninja outfit, complete with dramatic pan over ninja 47 looking over the GAMA facility perched on a snowy cliff. Given that this costume is actually part of a loadout unlike the other wacky 100% suspicion costumes (Vampire Magician, Plague Doctor, etc.) that have to be found in the actual stage, it makes you wonder if 47 is actually [[NotSoAboveItAll enough of a dork]] to indulge in his ninja cosplay fantasies on the job

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* Starting the mission with the ninja outfit, complete with dramatic pan over ninja 47 looking over the GAMA facility perched on a snowy cliff. Given that this costume is actually part of a loadout unlike the other wacky 100% suspicion costumes (Vampire Magician, Plague Doctor, etc.) that have to be found in the actual stage, it makes you wonder if 47 is actually [[NotSoAboveItAll enough of a dork]] to indulge in his ninja cosplay fantasies on the jobjob.



* There's something deeply hilarious about disguised 47 telling Yamazaki that they have inside info about an possible assassination attempt. When she points out that surely the hospital checks patient's backgrounds, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial 47 explains to her how easy it is to get a fake identity]].

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* There's something deeply hilarious about disguised 47 telling Yamazaki that they have inside info about an possible assassination attempt. When she points out that surely the hospital checks patient's backgrounds, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial 47 explains to her how easy it is to get a fake identity]].identity.
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--> '''Stagehand:''' Marco, wait. We have a problem. I don't know, some kind of technical glitch…
--> '''Abatti:''' [[JerkAss You listen here, you little twerp!]] I need these pathetic people's votes! [[BadBoss So you get your act together or I will crush you!]]
-->(the crowd turns to him and boos)
--> '''Stagehand:''' Marco, I think I left the mic on.
--> '''Abatti:''' [[OhCrap The mic on? Oh.]] Hey, I was [[JustJokingJustification only joking. It was just a joke!]] Something the opponent would say!
-->(crowd continues booing)
--> '''Stagehand:''' Yeah, right.
** Electrocuting Abatti him when he tries to explain himself to the crowd.

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--> '''Stagehand:''' Marco, wait. We have a problem. I don't know, some kind of technical glitch…
--> '''Abatti:'''
glitch…\\
'''Abiatti:'''
[[JerkAss You listen here, you little twerp!]] I need these pathetic people's votes! [[BadBoss So you get your act together or I will crush you!]]
-->(the
you!]]\\
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crowd turns to him and boos)
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'''Stagehand:''' Marco, I think I left the mic on.
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on.\\
'''Abiatti:'''
[[OhCrap The mic on? Oh.]] Hey, I was [[JustJokingJustification only joking. It was just a joke!]] Something the opponent would say!
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'''Stagehand:''' Yeah, right.
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** On the disguise end of things, if you obtained the Santa Clause disguise from the Christmas Bonus Mission and use that during the normal levels, people will acknowledge you in various ways ranging from wishing you a Merry Christmas to expressing skepticism at Santa's existence.

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** On the disguise end of things, if you obtained the Santa Clause Claus disguise from the Christmas Bonus Mission and use that during the normal levels, people will acknowledge you in various ways ranging from wishing you a Merry Christmas to expressing skepticism at Santa's existence.



** "Is...is this the first time you're doing this? Cuz...ah...it doesn't seem it's working."
** Male victims will often attempt to humorously insult Agent 47, like "My girlfriend hugs me harder than this" or "You must play too many video games".

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** "Is...“Is… is this the first time you're doing this? Cuz...ah...Cuz… ah… it doesn't seem it's working."

** Male victims will often attempt to humorously insult Agent 47, like "My saying, “My girlfriend hugs me harder than this" this” or "You “You must play too many video games".games.”



** What makes most of these even funnier is how the music intensifies as you continue to choke the victim...before it slowly fades away, in time for the victim to speak their tension-breaking dialogue.

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** What makes most of these even funnier is how the music intensifies as you continue to choke the victim...victim… before it slowly fades away, in time for the victim to speak their tension-breaking dialogue.



* During the montage showing 47's career, [[https://youtu.be/CrZUl7-s4Nc?t=414 there's a shot of a table with the tools of the trade]]. Things like the garotte, guns, passports, [[MoodWhiplash a rubber duck]], a switchblade....

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* During the montage showing 47's career, [[https://youtu.be/CrZUl7-s4Nc?t=414 there's a shot of a table with the tools of the trade]]. Things like the garotte, guns, passports, [[MoodWhiplash a rubber duck]], a switchblade....
switchblade…



-->'''Reporter''': "Ugh, cut!"
-->'''Cameraman''': "Yeah, thanks a lot man. Real considerate."
* If you sabotage the Auction laptop, Dalia goes to try and sort it out while her aide runs off fearing reprisals. Dalia huffs that she "Knows computers", which judging by the frustrated mumbles that follows is a clear lie. Made even funnier by Dalia being voiced by Mary Elizabeth [=McGlynn=], who is known for voicing a [[Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex certain character considered godlike in her hacking ability]].

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-->'''Cameraman''': "Yeah, Yeah, thanks a lot man. Real considerate."
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* If you sabotage the Auction laptop, Dalia goes to try and sort it out while her aide runs off fearing reprisals. Dalia huffs that she "Knows computers", she, “knows computers,” which judging by the frustrated mumbles that follows is a clear lie. Made even funnier by Dalia being voiced by Mary Elizabeth [=McGlynn=], who is known for voicing a [[Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex certain character considered godlike in her hacking ability]].



** While in character as Kruger, 47 will almost gleefully praise Dalia's choice of cyanide as a last resort.

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** While in character in-character as Kruger, 47 will almost gleefully praise Dalia's choice of cyanide as a last resort.



* Killing your targets dressed as "The Vampire Magician" which is considered Trespassing in the entire Paris level (except the fashion show--for obvious reasons). Doubles as CrazyAwesome.

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* Killing your targets dressed as "The Vampire Magician" which is considered Trespassing in the entire Paris level (except the fashion show--for obvious reasons). Doubles as 47 being CrazyAwesome.



* Completing all 5 challenges in the holiday mission unlocks the Santa suit for every level. If 47 manages to assassinate someone while wearing the outfit, he says [[BondOneLiner "Ho, ho, ho."]] in an extremely dry manner.

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* Completing all 5 challenges in the holiday mission unlocks the Santa suit for every level. If 47 manages to assassinate someone while wearing the outfit, he says says, [[BondOneLiner "Ho, “Ho, ho, ho."]] ho,”]] in an extremely dry manner.



* The various ways to murder Silvio Caruso tend to be a lot more funny than Francesca De Santis. These include blowing him up with an explosive golf ball, blowing him up with an antique cannon, blowing up his PLANE with an antique cannon, and killing him as the Medieval PlagueDoctor.

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* The various ways to murder Silvio Caruso tend to be a lot more funny than Francesca De Santis. These include blowing him up with an explosive golf ball, blowing him up with an antique cannon, blowing up his PLANE with an antique cannon, detonating the exploding rubber duckies while it's in his plane as he's escaping, and killing him as the Medieval PlagueDoctor.



* For those who like BlackHumor, stalking your targets through the mansion as a Medieval PlagueDoctor. It transforms Hitman into a slasher movie where you can and do jump out at targets left and right.

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* For those who like BlackHumor, stalking your targets through the mansion as a Medieval PlagueDoctor. It transforms Hitman ''Hitman'' into a slasher movie where you can and do jump out at targets left and right.



--> Ritorna a me! I'm seeking you, thinking of.....47 ways to make you pay!
* At the end of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM9Mm8K9up0 this elusive target,]] one player is astonished that he failed to get Silent Assassin, despite not being spotted and having no bodies found. He only learns what happens in the comments: [[spoiler:47's car [[https://youtu.be/hM9Mm8K9up0?t=16m50s ran over a pedestrian]] ''[[KaizoTrap during the ending cutscene.]]'']]
* The entire premise of the '''Creator/GaryBusey''' elusive target, for starters. Busey ran off the set of a commercial for a male hygiene product and now 47 has been [[DisproportionateRetribution hired to assassinate him]]. Evidently, he ran off screaming "You'll never find me! [[CloudCuckooLander I have the power of invisibility!"]]

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--> Ritorna a me! I'm seeking you, thinking of.....of… 47 ways to make you pay!
* At the end of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM9Mm8K9up0 this elusive target,]] one player is astonished that he failed to get Silent Assassin, despite not being spotted and having no bodies found. He only learns what happens in the comments: [[spoiler:47's car [[https://youtu.be/hM9Mm8K9up0?t=16m50s ran over a pedestrian]] ''[[KaizoTrap during the ending cutscene.]]'']]
cutscene]]''.]]
* The entire premise of the '''Creator/GaryBusey''' elusive target, for starters. Busey ran off the set of a commercial for a male hygiene product and now 47 has been [[DisproportionateRetribution hired to assassinate him]]. Evidently, he ran off screaming "You'll screaming, “You'll never find me! [[CloudCuckooLander I have the power of invisibility!"]]invisibility!”]]



** Busey's antics have racked up more than 840 (and counting) emergency calls... and one Bigfoot sighting.
* You can let yourself into Rocco's apartment and steal his keycard and kitchen uniform right before he gets changed to go into work. That, or push him off the balcony right after his sister demands he gets down there [[ExactWords at once.]]

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** Busey's antics have racked up more than 840 (and counting) emergency calls... calls… and one Bigfoot sighting.
* You can let yourself into Rocco's apartment and steal his keycard and kitchen uniform right before he gets changed to go into work. That, or push him off the balcony right after his sister demands he gets down there [[ExactWords at once.]]once]].



--> '''Stagehand:''' Marco, wait. We have a problem. I don't know, some kind of technical glitch.....

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--> '''Stagehand:''' Marco, wait. We have a problem. I don't know, some kind of technical glitch.....glitch…



* If you follow Strandberg in the consulate long enough, he will receive a call from his daughter whom according to the briefing he conned out of her deceased mother's inheritance. He thinks she has called out of concern... but then informs him she is part of the ''protesters'' and holding a sign that says "String him".
* Dismiss all the soldiers in the abandoned school and a radio spawns. Turn on the radio [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgAmjwf6wQQ and...]]
* There are probably better ways to free the prisoner than [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential throwing a wrench at his head, then unceremoniously stuffing him in the closet.]] Probably...

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* If you follow Strandberg in the consulate long enough, he will receive a call from his daughter whom according to the briefing he conned out of her deceased mother's inheritance. He thinks she has called out of concern... concern… but then informs him she is part of the ''protesters'' and holding a sign that says "String him".
reads, “String him!”
* Dismiss all the soldiers in the abandoned school and a radio spawns. Turn on the radio [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgAmjwf6wQQ and...]]
and…]]
* There are probably better ways to free the prisoner than [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential throwing a wrench at his head, then unceremoniously stuffing him in the closet.]] Probably...closet]]. Probably…



* If you complete the "Oops, I Did It Again," challenge, after [[spoiler:Cross pushes Morgan out his suite window]]. Doesn't help that [[spoiler: that's the exact same way he killed his girlfriend.]]

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* If you complete the "Oops, I Did It Again," challenge, after [[spoiler:Cross pushes Morgan out his suite window]]. Doesn't help that [[spoiler: that's the exact same way he killed his girlfriend.]]girlfriend]].



* Similar to Bangkok, you can come across a guard talking about [[Creator/DonaldTrump a certain billionaire presidential candidate]]. And then, his partner becomes agitated and chews him out for [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall suddenly talking about such an odd and random subject out of nowhere.]]

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* Similar to Bangkok, you can come across a guard talking about [[Creator/DonaldTrump a certain billionaire presidential candidate]]. And then, his partner becomes agitated and chews him out for [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall suddenly talking about such an odd and random subject out of nowhere.]]nowhere]].



-->'''Rose''': Email. [[OhCrap Boom?]] [[KilledMidSentence What the-]]

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-->'''Rose''': Email. [[OhCrap Boom?]] [[KilledMidSentence What the-]]the—]]



--->This is a mountain state, man. You have crazies out here like you wouldn't believe. We had an SUV turn up at the gate just yesterday. There was this couple inside, they asked us if we were taking new members. We've got ops for that, of course. Pretended we were a pro-choice gay-marriage prepper community, and they turned around and drove away. ''[laughs]'' Best cover story ever.

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--->This is a mountain state, man. You have crazies out here like you wouldn't believe. We had an SUV turn up at the gate just yesterday. There was this couple inside, they asked us if we were taking new members. We've got ops for that, of course. Pretended we were a pro-choice gay-marriage pro-choice, gay-marriage, prepper community, and they turned around and drove away. ''[laughs]'' Best cover story ever.



* One of the Freedom Fighters mentions to another Fighter [[https://youtu.be/vvibQsIXATg?t=40m29s his quest to able to breath underwater.]] The conversation doesn't go......swimmingly.

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* One of the Freedom Fighters mentions to another Fighter [[https://youtu.be/vvibQsIXATg?t=40m29s his quest to able to breath underwater.]] underwater]]. The conversation doesn't go......go… swimmingly.



* One opportunity involves stealing a remote control to a doctor's emotion-regulating neural implant to create a distraction. It's funny enough turning the implant up and watching him burst with giddy euphoria, but press the switch again, and he'll fall into deep, ''very'' melodramatic depression. Follow him long enough in his depressed state and he'll find a quiet cliff to throw himself off. Then again, you can always flip the switch to turn "Happy Mode" back on, [[VideogameCrueltyPotential or off, or on, or off again...]] [[DevelopersForesight He actually has over five minutes of unique dialogue for every mood swing!]]

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* One opportunity involves stealing a remote control to a doctor's emotion-regulating neural implant to create a distraction. It's funny enough turning the implant up and watching him burst with giddy euphoria, but press the switch again, and he'll fall into deep, ''very'' melodramatic depression. Follow him long enough in his depressed state and he'll find a quiet cliff to throw himself off. Then again, you can always flip the switch to turn "Happy Mode" back on, [[VideogameCrueltyPotential or off, or on, or off again...]] again…]] [[DevelopersForesight He actually has over five minutes of unique dialogue for every mood swing!]]



-->'''Portman''': Shut up, Helmu- wait, you're not Helmut. Hey, bad form, dude. You stole my idea. Hey, look, asshole, maybe you can find someone else to emulate? How about- I don't know- Jordan Cross? He's hot right? Wow, this is super embarrassing. At least we don't share the same social circles. Shut up, we don't, right? I've got connections! [[BullyingADragon I can make you disappear for good!]]
* The "Ghost In The Machine" Opportunity requires you to disguise yourself as the hospital director in order to gain access to KAI's control room. However, said director has black hair, making you wonder how the hell this is going to work...[[spoiler:It's a wig.]]
** Also if you stay in KAI's mainframe room after disabling her, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-EhnlfVqiA she begins to spout out some very weird dialogue.]] One line is her saying she's a [[Portal1 65 million second old party girl.....]]
* One of the toilets in the lobby bathroom has a button prompt for "Request Permission". If pressed, 47 looks down to it, and says the famous line...
--> '''47:''' [[spoiler:[[MemeticMutation "I need to use the bathroom."]]]]

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-->'''Portman''': Shut up, Helmu- Helmu— wait, you're not Helmut. Hey, bad form, dude. You stole my idea. Hey, look, asshole, maybe you can find someone else to emulate? How about- about… I don't know- know, Jordan Cross? He's hot right? Wow, this is super embarrassing. At least we don't share the same social circles. Shut up, we don't, right? I've got connections! [[BullyingADragon I can make you disappear for good!]]
* The "Ghost In The Machine" Opportunity requires you to disguise yourself as the hospital director in order to gain access to KAI's control room. However, said director has black hair, making you wonder how the hell this is going to work...work… [[spoiler:It's a wig.]]
** Also if you stay in KAI's mainframe room after disabling her, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-EhnlfVqiA she begins to spout out some very weird dialogue.]] One line is her saying she's a [[Portal1 65 million second old party girl.....]]
girl…]]
* One of the toilets in the lobby bathroom has a button prompt for "Request Permission". If pressed, 47 looks down to it, and says the famous line...
line…
--> '''47:''' [[spoiler:[[MemeticMutation "I [[MemeticMutation I need to use the bathroom."]]]]]]



* Starting the mission with the ninja outfit, complete with dramatic pan over ninja 47 looking over the GAMA facility perched on a snowy cliff. Given that this costume is actually part of a loadout unlike the other wacky 100% suspicion costumes (Vampire Magician, Plague Doctor, etc) that have to be found in the actual stage, it makes you wonder if 47 is actually [[NotSoAboveItAll enough of a dork]] to indulge in his ninja cosplay fantasies on the job

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* Starting the mission with the ninja outfit, complete with dramatic pan over ninja 47 looking over the GAMA facility perched on a snowy cliff. Given that this costume is actually part of a loadout unlike the other wacky 100% suspicion costumes (Vampire Magician, Plague Doctor, etc) etc.) that have to be found in the actual stage, it makes you wonder if 47 is actually [[NotSoAboveItAll enough of a dork]] to indulge in his ninja cosplay fantasies on the job



* There's something deeply hilarious about disguised 47 telling Yamazaki that they have inside info about an possible assassination attempt. When she points out that surely the hospital checks patient's backgrounds, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial 47 explains to her how easy it is to get a fake identity.]]

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* There's something deeply hilarious about disguised 47 telling Yamazaki that they have inside info about an possible assassination attempt. When she points out that surely the hospital checks patient's backgrounds, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial 47 explains to her how easy it is to get a fake identity.]]identity]].



-->'''Ayakashi:''' Thank you for setting me free! ''(starts rolling downhill)'' I will always remember yooouuu...

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-->'''Ayakashi:''' Thank you for setting me free! ''(starts rolling downhill)'' I will always remember yooouuu...yooouuu…

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