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* Rod Roddy's contestant plug from the finale.
-->'''Rod:''' "If you would like to be a contestant on ''Hit Man'', [[SelfDepreciation forget it!]] And now back to Peter Tomarken!"
* Rod Roddy's contestant plug from the finale.
-->'''Rod:''' "If you would like to be a contestant on ''Hit Man'', [[SelfDepreciation forget it!]] And now back to Peter Tomarken!"
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* In the "Traditions of the Trade" level of ''Contracts'', there is an Easter egg of sorts in one of the closed-off hotel rooms where [[spoiler:a ghost appears if you look in the bathroom mirror of the blood-stained room]]. The funny part is that [[spoiler:the ghost still counts as an NPC and can be killed just like anybody else...and the cops will somehow see the dead ghost and raise the alarm if he's spotted dead.]]
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-->The ''existence'' of Dogwelder. (He welds dead puppies to the faces of criminals.) Apparently Ennis and his pals were fooling around at a bar one night, someone suggested they play "Name The Dumbest Superhero Ever", and this was the first, only, and winning suggestion.
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** The Defenestrator, by the way, doesn't throw you out of windows. He grabs pre-assembled windows and hits you with them.
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-->The ''existence'' of Dogwelder. (He welds dead puppies to the faces of criminals.) Apparently Ennis and his pals were fooling around at a bar one night, someone suggested they play "Name The Dumbest Superhero Ever", and this was the first, only, and winning suggestion.
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* In Absolution, at the end of the orphanage mission there's a cutscene where 47 points whatever weapon he's holding against [[spoiler: Lenny]]. The funny thing? He can point him with his fiber wire, a robot toy or even a book! And if you keep the priest suit while holding a book? You get this result: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=146936459
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* In Absolution, at the end of the orphanage mission there's a cutscene where 47 points whatever weapon he's holding against [[spoiler: Lenny]]. The funny thing? He can point him with his fiber wire, a robot toy or even a book! And if you keep the priest suit while holding a book? [[http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/885234792378077457/9B7DA916FC974B74C2DFB081A4D56745AD29EC96/1024x578.resizedimage You get this result: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=146936459result]].
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* In ''Blood Money'', the final mission has a fairly useless glitch which requires very specific circumstances to work, but is worth trying solely for the spectacle alone. [[spoiler:You must wake up from your faked death, kill all the guards present but ''not'' Alexander, and lure him over towards the stairs on the far side of the room, leading down. He'll slowly give chase in his motorized wheelchair. [[HilarityEnsues The stairs have no wheelchair ramp.]]]] Enjoy a cheat-assisted display of the glitch [[http://youtu.be/hwyA4zb7ekQ?t=1h18m14s here]].
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* In a brief moment of levity before the final bloodbath, Tommy attempts to save Hacken's life with a TapOnTheHead.
-->'''Hacken:''' "Holy Jeez, Tommy, someone just hit me over the head! Did you see who it was?"
-->'''Hacken:''' "Holy Jeez, Tommy, someone just hit me over the head! Did you see who it was?"
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* Tiegel's confession of virginity to Tommy. After a few minutes pacing on the carpet, trying to work out how to phrase it, Tommy surprises her and...
-->'''Tiegel:''' "Ah! Monaghan! I've never made sex before!"\\
'''Tommy:''' "... Made sex?"
-->'''Tiegel:''' "Ah! Monaghan! I've never made sex before!"\\
'''Tommy:''' "... Made sex?"
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--> '''Guard''': (''After hearing that he doesn't have cancer'') "Ha ha ha! [[TemptingFate Nothing's gonna piss on this day!]]"
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--> '''Guard''': (''After hearing that he doesn't have cancer'') "Ha ha ha! "Woah, man! [[TemptingFate Nothing's gonna No one can piss on this day!]]"
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** 47 also finds himself dancing in ''Blood Money'' in the level "Till Death Do Us Part". If 47 goes onto the dance floor and waits for a while, a woman that didn't have any partner steps up and starts dancing with with him. And he has [[ComicallySerious a completely deadpan expression the entire time]].
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Having played the level, I got it backwards. It\'s actually funnier this way.
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* One way to deal with Bill in the Chinese New Year part of "Hunter and Hunted" is to steal Birdie's file. The reason? Bill is trying to sell the file to a crooked cop, and if you steal it, the cop assumes Bill is trying to cheat him and blows him away. It's always fun to get someone else to do your dirty work, isn't it?
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* One way to deal with Bill in the Chinese New Year part of "Hunter and Hunted" is to steal Birdie's file. The reason? Bill A crooked cop is trying to sell the file it to a crooked cop, Bill, and if you steal it, the cop when they go to look at it and it's gone, Bill assumes Bill is trying to cheat him it's a setup - and blows him away. It's always [[TooDumbToLive pulls his gun on a police officer]]. Needless to say, he doesn't survive. Always fun to get when someone else to do does your dirty work, isn't it?
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* One way to deal with Bill in the Chinese New Year part of "Hunter and Hunted" is to steal Birdie's file. The reason? Bill is trying to sell the file to a crooked cop, and if you steal it, the cop assumes Bill is trying to cheat him and blows him away. It's always fun to get someone else to do your dirty work, isn't it?
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--> '''Guard''': (''After hearing that he doesn't have cancer'') "Ha ha ha! [[TemptingFate Nothing's gonna piss on this day!]]" (''cue DestinationDefenestration'')
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--> '''Guard''': (''After hearing that he doesn't have cancer'') "Ha ha ha! [[TemptingFate Nothing's gonna piss on this day!]]" day!]]"
--> (''cue DestinationDefenestration'')
--> (''cue DestinationDefenestration'')
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--> '''Guard''': (''After hearing that he doesn't have cancer'') "Ha ha ha! [[TemptingFate Nothing's gonna piss on this day!]]"
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--> '''Guard''': (''After hearing that he doesn't have cancer'') "Ha ha ha! [[TemptingFate Nothing's gonna piss on this day!]]"
--> (''47 pulls the guy through the window, making him fall to his death'')day!]]" (''cue DestinationDefenestration'')
--> (''47 pulls the guy through the window, making him fall to his death'')
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*** Something else that makes the conversation hysterical in hindsight: you get the meet the crazy gnome guy in the courhouse level...but before that point, it's pretty easy to assume they're talking about ''Dexter!''
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*** Something else that makes the conversation hysterical in hindsight: you get the meet the crazy gnome guy in the courhouse courthouse level...but before that point, it's pretty easy to assume they're talking about ''Dexter!''
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*** Something else that makes the conversation hysterical in hindsight: you get the meet the crazy gnome guy in the courhouse level...but before that point, it's pretty easy to assume they're talking about ''Dexter!''
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* When Sixpack goes to get The Defenestrator, one of his old teammates, out of Arkham Asylum. (Keep in mind that Sixpack is a fat, drunken homeless man in a soiled, ridiculous superhero costume.)
-->'''Sixpack:''' He's needed, Doc. ''Badly.'' How soon can ya let him go?
-->'''Doctor:''' I dunno about that. We got pretty strict security procedures here at Arkham... On the other hand, you seem like a pretty responsible guy. What the hell, huh? Sign here, here, here, and here and we'll release him into your care.
-->'''Sixpack:''' He's needed, Doc. ''Badly.'' How soon can ya let him go?
-->'''Doctor:''' I dunno about that. We got pretty strict security procedures here at Arkham... On the other hand, you seem like a pretty responsible guy. What the hell, huh? Sign here, here, here, and here and we'll release him into your care.
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* Tommy's first encounter with GreenLantern:
-->'''Green Lantern:''' Your murder express just ran out of highway, Monaghan! This is one guy you ''won't'' be adding to your bodycount! Time to scratch '''Green Lantern''' off your list!
-->'''Tommy:''' Don't you mean railroad?
-->'''Green Lantern:''' ''What?''
-->'''Tommy:''' Well, if it's a murder ''express'', ain't it gonna be on the railroad an' not the highway? Don't see too many trains on the interstate, right? Unless it's an express bus, I guess. Is it a bus?
-->'''Green Lantern:''' What are you ''talking about?''
-->'''Tommy:''' Just curious.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' Your murder express just ran out of highway, Monaghan! This is one guy you ''won't'' be adding to your bodycount! Time to scratch '''Green Lantern''' off your list!
-->'''Tommy:''' Don't you mean railroad?
-->'''Green Lantern:''' ''What?''
-->'''Tommy:''' Well, if it's a murder ''express'', ain't it gonna be on the railroad an' not the highway? Don't see too many trains on the interstate, right? Unless it's an express bus, I guess. Is it a bus?
-->'''Green Lantern:''' What are you ''talking about?''
-->'''Tommy:''' Just curious.
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*** This actually delves into HypocriticalHumor:
-->'''Clerk''': "No one talks like that in real life!"
-->'''Patron''': "Yeah. So when in the [[PerfectlyCromulentWord hootenanny]] are you getting more ammo?"
-->'''Clerk''': "In a week or two, and that's true!"
-->'''Clerk''': "No one talks like that in real life!"
-->'''Patron''': "Yeah. So when in the [[PerfectlyCromulentWord hootenanny]] are you getting more ammo?"
-->'''Clerk''': "In a week or two, and that's true!"
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** There's another one in the gunstore where the guys inside are talking about the [[KaneAndLynch crazy guy shooting garden gnomes with a shotgun]] is [[SirSwearsALot constantly]] [[ClusterFBomb swearing]]. They both conclude that he's trying to come off as cool, but just sounds stupid and immature, because [[TakeThatUs nobody actually talks like that]] [[ThisIsReality in real life.]]
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** There's another one in the gunstore where the guys inside are talking about the [[KaneAndLynch crazy guy shooting garden gnomes with a shotgun]] and how he is [[SirSwearsALot constantly]] [[ClusterFBomb swearing]]. They both conclude that he's trying to come off as cool, but just sounds stupid and immature, because [[TakeThatUs nobody actually talks like that]] [[ThisIsReality in real life.]]
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** There's another one in the gunstore where the guys inside are talking about the [[KaneAndLynch crazy guy shooting garden gnomes with a shotgun]] is [[SirSwearsALot constantly]] [[ClusterFBomb swearing]]. They both conclude that he's trying to come off as cool, but just sounds stupid and immature, because [[TakeThatUs nobody actually talks like that]] [[ThisIsReality in real life.]]
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--> Cop 1 (All of them are wacthing a porno.): The things that people do to get on camera these days.
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--> Cop 1 (All of them are wacthing watching a porno.): porno): The things that people do to get on camera these days.
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--> Cop 3: Hey, you're right! we could start a, what's it called, a domino effect. We owe it to the youth of america.
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--> Cop 3: Hey, you're right! we could start a, what's it called, a domino effect. We owe it to the youth of america.America.
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** Or even this:
--> Scientist 1: Did you hear? Steve got clearance to the Omega Facility.
--> Scientist 2: Really? Is that what they're calling it? Sounds like a trashy airport novel.
--> Scientist 2: Wait, I can see it now. (Does his best announcer impression) When a CIA agent is found dead on a pier, renegade journalist Jack Benson returns to face his personal demons and uncovers a secret file that reveals that shadowy government organization only known as...The Omega Facility!
--> Scientist 1: Did you hear? Steve got clearance to the Omega Facility.
--> Scientist 2: Really? Is that what they're calling it? Sounds like a trashy airport novel.
--> Scientist 2: Wait, I can see it now. (Does his best announcer impression) When a CIA agent is found dead on a pier, renegade journalist Jack Benson returns to face his personal demons and uncovers a secret file that reveals that shadowy government organization only known as...The Omega Facility!
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* In Absolution, at the end of the orphanage mission there's a cutscene where 47 points whatewer weapon he's holding against [[spoiler: Lenny]]. The funny thing? He can point him with his fiber wire, a robot toy or even a book! And if you keep the priest suit while holding a book? You get this result: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=146936459
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* In Absolution, at the end of the orphanage mission there's a cutscene where 47 points whatewer whatever weapon he's holding against [[spoiler: Lenny]]. The funny thing? He can point him with his fiber wire, a robot toy or even a book! And if you keep the priest suit while holding a book? You get this result: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=146936459
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--> Cop 1 (All of them are wacthing a prono.): The things that people do to get on camera these days.
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--> Cop 1 (All of them are wacthing a prono.porno.): The things that people do to get on camera these days.
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--> Cop 1: [[Hypocrite man [[{{Hypocrite}} Man I love this part of the show!]]
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** Or this:
--> Hotel Clerk (In the single most CampGay voice humanly possible): Have you seen those steel monkeys carrying around enough guns to start world war three? And you're asking me if I'd rather be outside in the rain? Uh, hell yes!
--> Cop: Woah, okay okay, chill out.
--> Hotel Clerk: Don't you tell me to calm down! I know my rights, and i'm sitting here with people bitching at me about not being able to get into their homes!
--> Cop: [[SarcasmMode You must really love your job.]]
--> Hotel Clerk: Oh don't get me started.
--> Cop: [[DeadpanSnarker I think i just did.]]
--> Hotel Clerk (In the single most CampGay voice humanly possible): Have you seen those steel monkeys carrying around enough guns to start world war three? And you're asking me if I'd rather be outside in the rain? Uh, hell yes!
--> Cop: Woah, okay okay, chill out.
--> Hotel Clerk: Don't you tell me to calm down! I know my rights, and i'm sitting here with people bitching at me about not being able to get into their homes!
--> Cop: [[SarcasmMode You must really love your job.]]
--> Hotel Clerk: Oh don't get me started.
--> Cop: [[DeadpanSnarker I think i just did.]]
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--> Cop 1: [[Hypocrite Man man I love this part of the show!]]
