History Funny / Halloween2018

* When Laurie finds Michael after forty years, what is he doing? Looking at himself in a mirror inside one of the rooms in Julian's house for no reason. Then, when she shoots the mirror (mistaking its reflection for Michael), Michael [[MenacingStroll casually]] ''[[MenacingStroll speedwalks]]'' down the brightly lit stairway, as Hawkins yells and shoots at him; he might as well been whistling during all of this as he left.

--> '''[[TheComicallySerious Hawkins]]:''' [[TheComicallySerious Quite picking your fuckin' boogers.]]

* After Allyson turns down Oscar's tactless attempt to kiss her, he drunkenly apologizes, claiming that not only was he really drunk, he was also horny because lots of hot girls at the Halloween dance were grinding on him and "feeding me guacamole in sexy ways." When Michael Myers appears, he mistakes Michael for the owner of the yard he's sitting in, and asks him whether or not [[{{Irony}} he's ever really wanted a girl he couldn't have]]. Michael, for his part, [[TheComicallySerious just stands there staring at him until he's done]].

* A brief but subtle moment: after Aaron enquires whether Laurie believes in the Bogeyman, and Laurie subsequently verbally mauls him, the camera cuts back to Dana, who briefly wears a "For God's sake, what the hell are you doing?" expression when looking at her partner before turning back to Laurie and resuming the interview.

* Laurie's dramatic confession of wishing that Michael would escape so that she could kill him, being undercut by Hawkins calling out how dumb of a thing that was to wish for, while outside of Michael's latest kill site.
** Depending how you look at it, it's also a {{Tearjerker}}, since Laurie is shown with a grim expression on her face as Hawkins leaves, probably regretting what she did, believing all this bloodshed is all on her somehow.

* When Laurie finds Michael after forty years, what is he doing? Looking at himself in a mirror inside one of the rooms in Julian's house for no reason. Then, when she shoots the mirror (mistaking its reflection for Michael), Michael [[MenacingStroll casually]] ''[[MenacingStroll speedwalks]]'' down the brightly lit stairway, as Hawkins yells and shoots at him; he might as well been whistling during all of this as he left.

** Hawkins' irritated sounding "what a dick" when hearing Michael's probably going after Laurie (like Michael's been spray-painting cars or something instead of killing over a dozen people).

--> '''Hawkins:''' [[TheComicallySerious Quite picking your fuckin' boogers.]]

* When Laurie finds Michael after forty years, what is he doing? Looking at himself in a mirror inside one of the rooms in Julian's house for no reason. Then, when she shoots the mirror (mistaking its reflection for Michael), Michael [[MenacingStroll casually]] ''[[MenacingStroll speedwalks]]'' down the brightly lit stairway, as Hawkins yells and shoots at him; he might as well been whistling during all of this as he left.

--->(Laurie has disappeared) [[ScareChord ''Dun-na-NAAA!'']]

* When Laurie finds Michael after forty years, what is he doing?; looking at himself in a mirror inside one of the rooms in Julian's house for no reason. Then, when she shoots the mirror (mistaking its reflection for Michael), Michael [[MenacingStroll casually]] ''[[MenacingStroll speedwalks]]'' down the brightly lit stairway, as Hawkins yells and shoots at him; he might as well been whistling during all of this as he left.

* Dr. Sartain [[spoiler: kills Hawkins and captures Michael, stuffing his maskless body and his separated mask with Allyson in the backseat; he is later telling his obsession with wanting to know why Michael kills, along with wanting to hear him to Allyson.]] To escape this [[spoiler: crazy asshole, Allyson lies that she heard Michael speak and will tell Sartain if he lets her go. Sartain then stops the car and demands for Allyson to tell him. But as she tries to come up with a lie of what Michael said, ''[[NightmareFuel she hears Michael]] [[VaderBreath breathing]]'' [[OhCrap and she ends up blurting out "FUCK!"]], as the camera pans to an awake and remasked Michael]].

** The way Michael escapes the car is humorous in its own way; you know how little kids kick the back of car seats? Michael [[spoiler: kicks the grate between the driver's seat so hard, it gets ripped out of its fittings and he starts kick Sartain into the steering wheel hard enough to knock him unconscious]].

* After Michael throws Laurie off her balcony, he looks away for a moment [[spoiler: and Laurie disappears just like Michael did at the end of the first film after getting shot off the balcony]]. And this is accompanied by a ScareChord, which at this point, has only been reserved for Michael.
--->([[spoiler:Laurie has disappeared]]) [[ScareChord ''Dun-na-NAAA!'']]

* Laurie finds Michael after forty years, what is he doing?; Looking at himself in a mirror inside one of the rooms in Julian' s house for no reason. Then when she shoots the mirror (mistaking its reflection for Michael), Michael [[MenacingStroll causally]] ''[[MenacingStroll speedwalks]]'' down the brightly lit stairway, as Hawkins yells and shoots at him; he might as well been whistling during all of this as he left.

* Laurie finds Michael after forty years, what is he doing?; Looking at himself in a mirror inside one of the rooms in Julian' s house for no reason. Then when she shoots the mirror (mistaking its reflection for Michael), Michael [[MenacingStroll causally ''speedwalks'']] down the brightly lit stairway, as Hawkins yells and shoots at him; he might as well been whistling during all of this as he left.

** One can't help but feel Michael might have had a Batman moment: So that's what that feels like.

--->([[spoiler:Laurie has disappeared]]) [[ScareChord ''Dun-na-NAAA!'']]

* Dr. Sartain [[spoiler: kills Hawkins and captures Michael, stuffing his maskless body and his separated mask with Allyson in the backseat; he is later telling his obsession with wanting to know why Michael kills, along with wanting to hear him to Allyson.]] To escape this [[spoiler: crazy asshole, Allyson lies that she heard Michael speak and will tell Sartain if she let's her go.]] Sartain then stops the car and demands for Allyson to tell him. But as she tries to come up with a lie of what Michael said, ''[[NightmareFuel she hears Michael]] [[VaderBreath breathing]]'' [[OhCrap and she ends up blurting out "FUCK!"]], as the camera pans to an awaken and remasked Michael]].

* Officers Richards and Francis discussing what they brought to eat, and Francis taking out a small container with a single brownie in there.

--->([[spoiler: Laurie has disappeared]]) [[ScareChord ''Dun-na-NAAA!'']]

--->([[spoiler: Laurie has disappeared]]) [[ScareChord''Dun-na-NAAA!'']]

* Laurie's dramatic confession of wishing that Michael would escape so that she could kill him, being undercut by Hawkins calling out how dumb of a thing that was to wish for, while outside of Michael's latest kill site.

* After Allyson turns down Oliver's tactless attempt to kiss her, he drunkenly apologizes, claiming that not only was he really drunk, he was also horny because lots of hot girls at the Halloween dance were grinding on him and "feeding me guacamole in sexy ways." When Michael Myers appears, he mistakes Michael for the owner of the yard he's sitting in, and asks him whether or not [[{{Irony}} he's ever really wanted a girl he couldn't have]]. Michael, for his part, [[TheComicallySerious just stands there staring at him until he's done]].

** Julian's [[GenreSavvy genre savvy]] tendencies in general being a laugh-out loud moment. From telling Vicky to have Dave check his room for an intruder first, so he dies instead of her, all the way to immediately running from his bed and out of the house rather than risk another second with Michael.

** Julian's [[GenreSavvy genre savvy]] tendencies in general being a laugh-out loud moment. From telling Vicky to have Dave check his room for an intruder first, so he dies instead of her, all the way to immediately running from his bed and out of the house rather than risk another second with Michael. His "OH SHIT!" reaction got a massive laugh in this troper's screening even as Michael advanced on Vicky.

* Laurie's dramatic confession of wishing that Michael would escape so that she could kill him, being undercut by the Sheriff calling out how dumb of a thing that was to wish for, while outside of Michael's latest kill site.

-->'''Richards:''' That looks like what a five-year-old would have if he packed his own lunch.

* For a preteen boy, Julian is pretty quick to figure out that Vicky plans to bring her friends over to his place to smoke weed. He threatens to tell his mom, but shuts up when Vicky says she'll tell his parents about [[TheInternetIsForPorn his browser history]] if he does. It's clear both are in VitriolicBestBuds territory, after Julian knocks her lack of babysitting cred, with Vicky instantly clapping back that he's only her tenth favourute kid that she babysits.
--> '''Vicky:''' And I know [[PrecisionFStrike some fucking loser kids]].

* For a preteen boy, Julian is pretty quick to figure out that Vicky plans to bring her friends over to his place to smoke weed. He threatens to tell his mom, but shuts up when Vicky says she'll tell his parents about [[TheInternetIsForPorn his browser history]] if he does.
** Julian's [[GenreSavvy genre savvy]] tendencies in general being a laugh-out loud moment. From telling Vicky to have Dave check his room for an intruder first, so he dies instead of her, all the way to immediately running from his bed and out of the house rather than risk another second with Michael.

* Allyson's father Ray is introduced working on mousetraps, using peanut butter as bait. He then snaps one on his finger and [[TooMuchInformation complains that he got some peanut butter on his penis]]. Later, when he meets Cameron, [[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents he tells him straight-up that he and Cameron's dad did drugs together in high school]].

** Julian's [[GenreSavvy: genre savvy]] tendencies in general being a laugh-out loud moment. From telling Vicky to have Dave check his room for an intruder first, so he dies instead of her, all the way to immediately running from his bed and out of the house rather than risk another second with Michael.

** Julian tells Vicky to have her boyfriend go up first, wanting him to die more.

* "Oh no...I got peanut butter on my penis."
* Almost everything said by Julian.