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* The police helicopter doesn't have any ''collision'' data, besides being damaged by your weapons. You can be on the run and try to avoid the police on the ground, but it won't stop the police helicopter from ''clipping through the buildings'' to get you. The fact it stops at nothing to pursue you, even flying through a building, is pretty funny.

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* The police helicopter doesn't have any ''collision'' data, besides being damaged by your weapons. You can be on the run and try to avoid the police on the ground, but it won't stop the police helicopter from ''clipping through the buildings'' to get you. The fact it stops at nothing to pursue you, even flying through a building, is pretty funny.funny.
* Asuka makes it no secret that she enjoys "playing" with Maria. In the intro cutscene for "Payday for Ray", Asuka has Maria tied up inside and Maria begs her to let her go so she can go to the bathroom.
-->'''Asuka''': Maria is all tied up at the moment but I'll tell her you called.
-->'''Maria''': ''*In the background*'' Who's that? Asuka? I know I been a naughty girl but I really need to pee! OK?
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** "IN THE NAVY!"
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This is a quote from GTA LCS.


** "I'VE GOT A DATE WITH A CHEESE DELUXE!"
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** "I'VE GOT A DATE WITH A CHEESE DELUXE!"
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** “WHAT’RE YOU DOING, GIVIN BIRTH?”
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* The police helicopter doesn't have any ''collision'' data, besides being damaged by your weapons. You can be on the run and try to avoid the police on the ground, but it won't stop the police helicopter from ''clipping through the buildings'' to get you. The fact it stops at nothing to pursue you, even flying through a building, is pretty funny.
* Occasionally, when an NPC has been killed, one of the other NPC characters roaming the map will say "It's ok, he'll respawn!"

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* The police helicopter doesn't have any ''collision'' data, besides being damaged by your weapons. You can be on the run and try to avoid the police on the ground, but it won't stop the police helicopter from ''clipping through the buildings'' to get you. The fact it stops at nothing to pursue you, even flying through a building, is pretty funny.
* Occasionally, when an NPC has been killed, one of the other NPC characters roaming the map will say "It's ok, he'll respawn!"
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* The police helicopter doesn't have any ''collision'' data, besides being damaged by your weapons. You can be on the run and try to avoid the police on the ground, but it won't stop the police helicopter from ''clipping through the buildings'' to get you. The fact it stops at nothing to pursue you, even flying through a building, is pretty hilarious.

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* The police helicopter doesn't have any ''collision'' data, besides being damaged by your weapons. You can be on the run and try to avoid the police on the ground, but it won't stop the police helicopter from ''clipping through the buildings'' to get you. The fact it stops at nothing to pursue you, even flying through a building, is pretty hilarious.funny.
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** "MY MOTHER'S MY SISTER!"
** "MO MONEY MO' PROBLEMS!"
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* Occasionally, when an NPC has been killed, one of the other NPCs roaming the map will say "It's ok, he'll respawn!"

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* Occasionally, when an NPC has been killed, one of the other NPCs NPC characters roaming the map will say "It's ok, he'll respawn!"
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* The police helicopter doesn't have any ''collision'' data, besides being damaged by your weapons. You can be on the run and try to avoid the police on the ground, but it won't stop the police helicopter from ''clipping through the buildings'' to get you. The fact it stops at nothing to pursue you, even flying through a building, is pretty hilarious.

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* The police helicopter doesn't have any ''collision'' data, besides being damaged by your weapons. You can be on the run and try to avoid the police on the ground, but it won't stop the police helicopter from ''clipping through the buildings'' to get you. The fact it stops at nothing to pursue you, even flying through a building, is pretty hilarious.hilarious.
*Occasionally, when an NPC has been killed, one of the other NPCs roaming the map will say "It's ok, he'll respawn!"
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* Many pedestrian quotes are hilarious.

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* Many pedestrian quotes are hilarious.
* The police helicopter doesn't have any ''collision'' data, besides being damaged by your weapons. You can be on the run and try to avoid the police on the ground, but it won't stop the police helicopter from ''clipping through the buildings'' to get you. The fact it stops at nothing to pursue you, even flying through a building, is pretty
hilarious.
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* On the "Mike Lips Last Lunch" mission, you must steal Mike's car while he is inside Marco's Bistro, eating, and rig it with a bomb. When Mike starts the car, the car bomb will explode, killing him. The slogan of Marco's Bistro? "[[{{Irony}} Eat till you explode!]]"
* The TriggerHappy [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQdotiYUJdE cop in the police helicopter]] and [[GoodCopBadCop his far calmer partner:]]

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* On the "Mike Lips Last Lunch" mission, you must steal Mike's car while he is eating inside Marco's Bistro, eating, Bistro and rig it with a bomb. When Mike starts the car, the car bomb will explode, killing him. The slogan of Marco's Bistro? "[[{{Irony}} Eat till you explode!]]"
* The TriggerHappy [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQdotiYUJdE cop in the police helicopter]] and [[GoodCopBadCop his far calmer partner:]]partner]]:
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* Many pedestrian quotes are this as well.

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* Many pedestrian quotes are this as well.hilarious.
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* On the "Mike Lips Last Lunch" mission, you must steal Mike's car while he is inside Marco's Bistro, eating, and rig it with a bomb. When Mike starts the car, the car bomb will explode, killing him. The motto of Marco's Bistro? "[[{{Irony}} Eat till you explode!]]"

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* On the "Mike Lips Last Lunch" mission, you must steal Mike's car while he is inside Marco's Bistro, eating, and rig it with a bomb. When Mike starts the car, the car bomb will explode, killing him. The motto slogan of Marco's Bistro? "[[{{Irony}} Eat till you explode!]]"
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* Every vehicle the tank just ''touches'' explodes.

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* Every vehicle the tank just ''touches'' explodes.explodes.
* Many pedestrian quotes are this as well.
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* On the "Mike Lips Last Lunch" mission, you must steal Mike's car while he is inside Marco's Bistro, eating, and rig it with a bomb. When Mike starts the car, the car bomb will explode, killing him. The motto of Marco's Bistro? "Eat till you explode!"

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* On the "Mike Lips Last Lunch" mission, you must steal Mike's car while he is inside Marco's Bistro, eating, and rig it with a bomb. When Mike starts the car, the car bomb will explode, killing him. The motto of Marco's Bistro? "Eat "[[{{Irony}} Eat till you explode!"explode!]]"
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* On the "Mike Lips Last Lunch" mission, you must steal Mike's car while he is inside Marco's Bistro, eating, and rig it with a bomb. When Mike starts the car, the car bomb will explode, killing him. The motto of Marco's Bistro? "Eat till you explode!"
* The TriggerHappy [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQdotiYUJdE cop in the police helicopter]] and [[GoodCopBadCop his far calmer partner:]]
-->'''Pilot:''' You are surrounde-
-->'''Co-Pilot:''' Gimme that microphone! EAT LEAD!
** Also:
-->'''Co-Pilot:''' We're definitely gonna kill you!
-->'''Pilot:''' You can't say that — it's not in the book!
** And:
-->'''Co-Pilot:''' I prefer a moving target!
-->'''Pilot:''' You ought to get some help, man!
* If you stand in front of a car long enough and they honk at you, Claude will [[FlippingTheBird flip them off.]]
* Every vehicle the tank just ''touches'' explodes.

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