History Funny / GodzillaXKongTheNewEmpire

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* Kong trying to reason with Godzilla in Egypt, but Godzilla is too angry to listen and keeps attacking. Kong's Plan B? ''Knock Godzilla out with his B.E.A.S.T. glove, grab him by the tail, and try to drag him into the Hollow Earth BY FORCE''. It doesn't work, either.

* Godzilla making the Roman Colosseum into his new house, sleeping there after he kills Scylla and returning there after Skar King is killed.

* [[spoiler: After killing many Wartdogs with his traps, Kong decides to scare the rest of the pack away by ripping one of them in half above his head to spill its entrails and blood all over himself while letting out a monstrous, frightful roar that terrifies the pack into submission. What stops this from being pure nightmare fuel is that Kong then smells himself immediately afterwards and winces at how smelly this move has made him and showers beneath a waterfall as soon as he can.]]
* [[spoiler: After managing to kill one of the pig-like Wartdogs, Kong hauls it up to his cave to eat, but is hampered by his broken and infected tooth which makes him wince in pain. And while he's distracted, who else should come along but the AscendedMeme Doug the Foetodon, who quickly tries to steal his catch! After a brief tug of war, Kong finally relents with an annoyed "Alright, ''fine!''" expression, allowing the triumphant Doug to scurry away with a large chunk of the carcass.]]

* [[spoiler: When Kong first reaches the lair of the Skar King, he stops one of the Skar King's enforcers from abusing a slave labourer who is too tired to keep on mining stone and is roared and yelled at by the enforcer for a hot minute before Kong interrupts the ranting with a swift punch to the face that knocks the ape out cold. The rant and punch is shot in a first person point of view perspective from Kong's eyes adding to the meme like quality of the sequence.]]
* [[spoiler: In the Skar King's kingdom, Skar King and his fellow apes all mock Kong and laugh at him...for having a prosthetic silver tooth.]]
** [[spoiler:Then, Kong repays that later when he knocks one of Skar King's teeth.]]
* [[spoiler: Kong trying to reason with Godzilla in Egypt, but Godzilla is too angry to listen and keeps attacking. Kong's Plan B? ''Knock Godzilla out with his B.E.A.S.T. glove, grab him by the tail, and try to drag him into the Hollow Earth BY FORCE''. It doesn't work, either.]]
* [[spoiler: Mothra ''attacks'' Godzilla to stop him from fighting Kong. Godzilla's reaction is a mix of happiness to see his Queen's return, but also like a scolded child being made to say sorry.]]
* [[spoiler: Kong tossing the Skar King at Godzilla, who bounces him back to Kong like a ball with a whip of his tail!]]
* [[spoiler: Shimo rubbing herself against Kong like a cat while Kong scratches her chin. Doubles as Heartwarming due to her finally being freed from her cruel master and choosing to serve Kong by her own volition.]]
* [[spoiler:Godzilla making the Roman Colosseum into his new house, sleeping there after he kills Scylla and returning there after Skar King is killed.]]

* [[spoiler: Kong trying to reason with Godzilla in Egypt, but Godzilla is too angry to listen and keeps attacking. Kong's Plan B? ''Knock Godzilla out with his B.E.A.S.T. glove, grab him by the tail, and try to drag him into the Hollow Earth BY FORCE. It doesn't work, either.]]

* [[Spoiler: Godzilla making the Roman Colosseum into his new house, sleeping there after he kills Scylla and returning there after Skar King is killed.]]

* [[spoiler: When Kong first reaches the lair of the Skar King, he stops one of the Skar King's enforcers from abusing a slave labourer who is too tired to keep on mining stone and is roared and yelled at by the enforcer for a hot minute before Kong interrupts the ranting with a swift punch to the face that knocks the ape out cold. The rant and punch is shot in a first person point of view perspective adding to the meme like quality of the sequence.]]

* [[spoiler: After killing many Wartdogs with his traps, Kong decides to scare the rest of the pack away by ripping one of them in half above his head to spill its entrails and blood all over himself while letting out a monstrous, frightful roar that terrifies the pack into submission. What stops this from being pure nightmare fuel is that Kong then smells himself immediately afterwards and winces at how smelly this move has made him and showers beneath a waterfall almost immediately afterwards.]]

!!Pre-release

%%!!Post-release

--> '''Trapper:''' They don't have to ''like'' each other, they just have to work together.

* Adding to above, one of the trailers show Godzilla's first reaction to seeing Kong in Egypt tackling him against the pyramids. What makes this hilarious was Kong's reaction, which was clearly saying "Woah dude, chill! I ain't here to fight!"

* A giant figure is shown in the mist approaching Kong. As he lifts his axe prepared to fight, the figure starts to shrink significantly until what seems to be a child Titanus Kong is shown. Kong can only give what could best be described as a "What the fuck?" reaction.

* Bernie Hayes, now a member of the new G-Team, has joined the crew into Hollow Earth. After being told by Trapper to hold his tongue while the jet flies into the portal he's seen jittering as if he's in a roller coaster. Needless to say, he did not take it well.

* The first trailer ends with displaying Godzilla's Evolved Form and Kong (with his arm layered with mechanical armor) alongside him, as the 2 Alpha Titans start running side-by-side where its viewed in a completely over-the-top fashion. It's almost as if Godzilla and Kong themselves were in the climactic showdown of ''[[Film/AvengersEndgame Endgame]]''.

* The first trailer ends with displaying Godzilla's Evolved Form and Kong (with his arm layered with mechanical armor) alongside him, as the 2 Alpha Titans start running side-by-side where its viewed in a completely over-the-top fashion. It's almost as if Godzilla and Kong themselves were in the climactic showdown of ''[[Film/AvengersEndgame Endgame]]''.

* At giant figure is shown in the mist approaching Kong, as he lifts his axe prepared to fight, the figure starts to shrink significantly until what seems to be a child Titanus Kong is shown. Kong can only give what could best be described as a "What the fuck?" reaction.

** At the end of the trailer, the "mini Kong" as Bernie calls it is shown on a cliff doing his best to imitate Kong's iconic roar and chest pump. It's as hilarious as it is adorable.

* At giant figure is shown in the most approaching Kong, as he lifts his axe prepared to fight the figure starts to shrink significantly until what seems to be an child Titanus Kong is shown. Kong can only give what couodnbest be described as a “what the fuck!” reaction.
** At the end of the trailer the “mini Kong” as Bernie calls it is shown on a cliff doing his best to imitate Kongs iconic roar and chest pump. It's as hilarious as it is adorable.