History Funny / Godzilla2014

The illuminati has been using PRODUCTION DESIGNER OWEN PATERSON to build facilities to hide their study of the creature and it's origins. All clues are suppressed.\\

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* A bit of Fridge Irony: This film, made by the U.S. film company Warner Bros, was released 60 years after the release of the [[Film/Godzilla1954 first Godzilla film]]. The very next film, ''Film/ShinGodzilla'' was made by the Japanese film company Toho and came out about 60 years after the release of ''[[Film/GodzillaKingOfTheMonsters1956 Godzilla: King of the Monsters!]]'', the US dub/Re-Edit of the first film. Get it? In what was likely a huge coincidence, the U.S. and Japan managed to release a new Godzilla film in time for the 60th anniversary of the ''other'' country's first Godzilla production.
* Godzilla, destroying a landmark suspension bridge, is hit by missiles and ''is completely unharmed'', unlike [[Film/Godzilla1998 a certain mutant iguana]] 15 years prior.
* The inclusion of Sally Hawkin's as Dr. Graham in this film, shortly before her famous role in ''Film/TheShapeOfWater'', where she had... amorous relations with a strange aquatic creature. Largely ignored in the film upon release, the character of Dr. Graham has now been subject to much fan MemeticMutation joking about her actual intentions for studying the monsters or even ''outright shipping her with Godzilla.''
* Gareth Edwards revealed the "kiss of death" [[https://twitter.com/GodzillaMovie/status/1248428213484670977 was actually a joke suggestion]] that just ended up sticking.
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* When the MUTO nest explodes, the female has a huge OhCrap moment and immediately rushes to the nest. The male however is a little slower to take notice, plummeling at Godzilla until the female's cries catch his attention. He actually looks ''confused'' for a second (complete with a QuizzicalTilt of his head) before he also reacts with a delayed OhCrap and flies straight to the nest.

---->SECUTIRY CLEARANCE INVALID. TO REQUEST TEMPORARY ACCESS, COTACT M.U.T.O. SEC ADMINISTRATOR.

---->[[DiscontinuityNod THIS COMMAND IS IN VIOLATION OF PRIVACY POLICY GJ115-54 M.U.T.O.]] SEC HAS NOTED THIS COMMAND.

---->YOU DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THIS RESTRICTED CONTENT.

---->YOUR ENTRY IS IN VIOLATION OF THE M.U.T.O. CODE OF CONDUCT AGREEMENT, SEC. CODE [[StealthPun 6-9]]. CONTINUED USE OF THIS LANGUAGE WILL RESULT IN THE TERMINATION OF YOUR NETWORK CONNECTION.

--> '''Soldier #1:''' "He's back!"\\

-->'''Barron Christopher:''' "Have you already started gathering ideas for a sequel? How many Godzilla films would you like to do?
-->'''Edwards:''' "I feel like I'm about to give birth, so the last thing I want to do is get back into bed, but I'm sure once I see the child, I'll be racing to have another."

-->'''Edwards:''' "We're contacting his agent. They're asking for a lot of money."

-->'''Robert John Mack II:''' "Can [[Series/TheGodzillaPowerHour Godzuki]] be in the movie?"
-->'''Edwards:''' "We auditioned him, but there's all kinds of issues with child labor laws."

-->'''Matt Marten:''' "Can Creator/MatthewBroderick have a cameo where he gets eaten?"
-->'''Edwards:''' "If I answer this question, I'll be giving away the end of our movie."

-->'''Zack Zuber:''' "What monster besides Godzilla would you most want to work with?? Either in a Godzilla sequel or in own movie??"
-->'''Edwards:''' "I'd like to see Godzilla fight the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man from ''Film/{{Ghostbusters|1984}}'' because after he destroys him, it would be toasted marshmallows for everyone."

-->'''Chris Elchesyn:''' Have you seen the 90's Film/{{Gamera}} trilogy?\\

-->'''William Chavis:''' How do you feel about cross over with ''Film/PacificRim''?
-->'''Edwards:''' But who would direct it? I think the [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny first fight would have to be between me and]] [[Creator/GuillermoDelToro Guillermo]] ([[SelfDeprecation He would kick my ass]]).

--> Reliability of these sightings is still questionable BASED ON THE CHARACTER witnesses. One must ask, is GODZILLA OWNED AND CREATED BY TOHO COMPANY, LTD.
-->WARNER BROS PICTURES AND LEGENDARY PICTURES PRESENT a terrifying tale of disaster and woe.
-->Furthermore, the creature must be eradicated. These fauna are a danger to all life on earth. A LEGENDARY PICTURES PRODUCTION to destroy this creature and all DNA evidence.
-->KEN WATANABE of a 1MT surface burst onto Bikini Islands
-->Even with nuclear weapons there is no guarantee that the creatures will succumb. Evidence show that it is likely the creatures will come back WITH DAVID STRATHAIRN's head
-->[[Series/BreakingBad Walter]] [[Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle Malcolm]] has claimed that government men dressed in white lab coats routinely appear at site and BRYAN CRANSTON shortly after the event all residents are sworn to silence.
-->The "scientist" and occult author RICHARD T JONES has claimed unique knowledge of the creature's odd mating habits with [[{{Squick}} CJ ADAMS]]
-->Are these animals real? Can we prove they even exist or are [[MythologyGag they merely men in rubber suits]] with COSTUMES DESIGNED BY tricksters SHAREN DAVIS we may never learn the answer 'what lurks below'.
-->VISUAL EFFECTS PRODUCER ALLEN MARIS despaired
-->MUSIC SUPERVISOR hidden in the depths of DAVE JORDAN the thunderous sounds that came from the hills are from a large creature
-->The monster communicates through MUSIC COMPOSED AND CONDUCTED BY ALEXANDRE DESPLAT
-->Not to be discussed with FILM EDITOR BOB DUCSAY. This confidential document must not be shared.
-->The illuminati has been using PRODUCTION DESIGNER OWEN PATERSON to build facilities to hide their study of the creature and it's origins. All clues are suppressed.
-->The bomb site is classified and will be detonated at 0800 pacific. DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY SEAMUS MCGARVEY will shoot. There will be no living organisms on the island.
-->PRODUCED BY the fire-breathing THOMAS TULL

* [[http://badassdigest.com/2014/05/16/badass-exclusive-the-redacted-secrets-from-godzillas-credits/ The opening credits]] have a few zingers, if taken [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext out of context]]. Perhaps the best of these: