History Funny / GoGoGophers

-->'''Col. Coyote:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint don't care what they play, just so long as Cleveland likes them.]]

--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' That sure oughta take care of those Indians, all right- if it don't take care of us first.

-->'''Col. Coyote:''' I don't care what they play, just so long as Cleveland likes them.

-->'''Running Board:''' Him say Colonel doesn't need bologna cause Colonel full of baloney already!

-->'''Sgt. Homa:''' That's a mighty warm greeting!

* The Gopher Indians make a super spicy soup for lunch. At Running Board's instructions, Ruffled Feather dumps the entire contents and containment items for the following ingredients in the soup pot: salt, black pepper, red pepper, Tabasco sauce and Worcestershire sauce. As for the meat, he puts a pair of boots in the pot. Then when the coyotes taste the soup, they become FireBreathingDiner{{s}}.

* When Ruffled Feather tells Running Board about the rockets Col. Coyote got, he jumps in the air and lands on his head, just like he did in "Moon Zoom" when he explained his plan to build a rocket and send the coyotes to the moon.

--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' Now who's the dummy?

* When Col. Coyote puts the gophers on kitchen duty, he tells them that an army travels on its stomach. The gophers retort that the army could go pretty far on the colonel's stomach. Even Sgt. Homa finds it funny, though he stifles the urge to laugh.

--->'''Col. Coyote:''' Think? Think? You're in the army, Sergeant. You're not supposed to think! Regulation 3X705 expressly forbids it!

--->'''Running Board:''' Hurt-um our fists on his face.

--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' Well, I'm sure enough blind obedient now, sir. Can't see a thing.

--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' They oughta get that first step fixed. It's a mite long.

--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' You sure threw yourself into the search, Colonel.

--->'''Col. Coyote:''' It was at the Big Little Horn, Sergeant. There I was: Indians to the left, Indians in front, and Indians to the right. Then suddenly, from the rear-" (General Nuisance opens the door from behind, causing the colonel to fly into the wall.)

--->'''Running Board:''' Trinkets! Buy-um nice Indian trinkets! Get-um cheap here!

--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' Seems like the colonel always gets it in the end.

--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' But, Colonel, this article's from the sports section. The Cleveland Indians are a baseball team.
--->'''Col. Coyote:''' I don't care what they play, just so long as Cleveland likes them.

--->'''Supply wagon driver:''' Here's your load of bologna.

--->'''Running Board:''' Him say Colonel doesn't need bologna cause Colonel full of baloney already!

--->'''Col. Coyote:''' Imagine those Indians giving me a headache. I've never had a headache in my life! (From behind him, Ruffled Feather hits the colonel on the head with a hammer.)
--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' Well, you've sure got one now.

--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' Well, it looks like the colonel's not the only one who's full of baloney.

--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' Begging the colonel's pardon, but what does that book say now? (Col. Coyote checks his book)
--->'''Col. Coyote:''' It says, "The End".

--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' We'll be waiting for you if we don't get caught in this gold rush.

--->'''Running Board:''' What? You seen-um big bird? (sees plane, shocked) Oopie doopie! Me see-um, too!

--->'''Col. Coyote:''' You see, Sergeant? There's not an alligator in sight.
--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' Yeah, but it's the ones out of sight I'm worried about.

* Col. Coyote's paddle gets caught in a bear trap set up underwater by Ruffled Feather, then Running Board flings the colonel into the air with the paddle. Then Col. Coyote lands back in the raft, which throws Sgt. Homa in the air and into the swamp. The colonel's first response is to scold the sergeant for his muddy uniform.

--->'''Col. Coyote:''' Tanks, Sergeant, tanks.
--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' You're welcome, Colonel.

--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' That's sure enough using your head.

* The coyotes have their own problems when one of the wheels on their horse-drawn carriage falls off, and then the harness breaks and the carriage separates from the horse.

--->'''Col. Coyote:''' I said ''three''! T-H-R-E-E-E!
--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' Uh, begging the colonel's pardon, but there's only two. T-O-O-O.

--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' That new weapon sure does neaten things up. Office hasn't been this clean in years.

--->'''Col. Coyote:''' You're right, Sergeant. There are no gophers in here. Just a couple lit sticks of dynamite. ({{beat}})
--->'''Col. Coyote and Sgt. Homa (both shocked):''' [[OhCrap Dynamite?!]]

--->'''Running Board:''' Him say you full of prunes!

--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' Don't miss our next episode. There'll be lots more horse- [[SuddenlySHOUTING PLAY!]]

--->'''Cpl. Crimp:''' Colonel, what happened? I didn't do it! Honest!

--->'''Running Board:''' Surprise!
--->'''Col. Coyote (in feminine voice):''' Uh, run for it, Sergeant!

--->'''Running Board:''' Him say CHAAAAARRRRRGGGGE!!!

--->'''Running Board:''' Him say you be general, all right: General Disaster!

--->'''Col. Coyote:''' Ten-four, roger and over. This is Red Dog, Blue, Green and Orange. Are you there?
--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' Gee, what does all that mean, Colonel?
--->'''Col. Coyote:''' Never mind, never mind. Just aim your cannon 30 degrees north and 20 degrees south.

--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' Begging the colonel's pardon, but I think we're about to have another kind of charge.

--->'''Col. Coyote:''' Look, Sergeant! A welcoming committee! The news has spread! The whole town has turned out to greet us! (People shoot at the balloon)
--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' That's a mighty warm greeting!

* When Col. Coyote wants to hide his bologna stash, he makes Sgt. Homa hide it in the cannon. Later as the gophers are running from the cavalry, the colonel tells the sergeant to fire the cannon. Sgt. Homa tries to remind him that the bologona's in the cannon, but the colonel doesn't listen. When the cannon is fired, the gophers catch the bologna in the blanket they brought earlier (to trade for the bologna).

* As Ruffled Feather tells Running Board about General Nuisance's squeeze plan (the one with the telegraph stations) he grabs Running Board by the throat for a few seconds for emphasis. What makes it funniner is Running Board's face when he's choking.

* The coyotes have their own problems when one of the wheels on their horse-drawn carriage falls off, and then the harness breaks and the carriage seperates from the horse.

[[AC: The Raw Recuits]]

* The Gopher Indians make a super spicy soup for lunch. At Running Board's instructions, Ruffled Feather dumps the entire contents and containment items for the following ingredients in the soup pot: salt, black pepper, red pepper, Tabasco sauce and Worcestershire sauce. As for the meat, he puts a pair of boots in the pot. Then when the coyotes taste the soup, they become FireBreathingDiners.

* First of all, how do the gophers have electricty, let alone a TV?

* Then the gophers get on a ferris wheel and the coyotes follow suit. When Col. Coyote wants the ferris wheel to move faster, the gophers get off it and set the speed switch so the ferris wheel spins at maximum speed. Then the coyotes wants the ferris wheel to stop, so Ruffled Feather pulls the lever to "Stop", and the coyotes are sent flying into the fort. Sgt. Homa lands in a rain barrel and Col. Coyote's hanging from a weathervane.
** Before the coyotes get on the ferris wheel, Ruffled Feather hangs from the gophers' cab and his foot knocks down Col. Coyote.

** Then, to extinguish the fire, the Gopher Indians get a bathtub full off water and pour it through the holes onto the mananger and coyotes.

* Later the Gopher Indians hijack the engine and seperate it from the rest of the train. Soon Ruffled Feather sees the coyotes chasing the engine on a handcar, so he turns the engine around on a circular track, Running Board rigs the engine so it keeps going and the gophers jump out of the engine while it chases after the coyotes.

--->'''Running Board:''' What? You seen-um big bird? (sees plane, shocked) Whoopie doopie! Me see-um, too!

--->'''Col. Coyote:''' You're right, Sergeant. There are no gophers in here. Just a couple lit sticks of dynamite. ([[beat]])

--->'''Col. Coyote:''' You're right, Sergeant. There are no gophers in here. Just a couple lit sticks of dynamite. (Beat)

''WesternAnimation/GoGoGophers'' is full of humorous moments that will leave you laughing with the Gopher Indians.

--->'''Running Board:''' What? You seen-um big bird? (sees plane, shocked) Oopie doopie! Me see-um, too!

* The running gag of Col. Coyote promoting Cpl. Crimp to sergeant, then demoting him to corporal (these things happen twice). In the end, Sgt. Homa demotes Crimp to ''private'.

* "Him say we through horsing around!"

--->'''Sgt. Homa:''' Don't miss our next episode. There'll be lots more horse (yelling)PLAY!