History Funny / GirlMeetsWorld

->'''Topanga''': ''[sarcastically]'' Let's get married, let's have a kid, let's have another kid!\\

->'''Maya''': ''[feeding her the line]'' May I be excused?\\

->'''Riley''': That was ''great''!\\

->'''Riley''': (''raises hand'') Lucas!\\

-->'''Topanga''': ''[sarcastically]'' Let's get married, let's have a kid, let's have another kid!\\

-->'''Maya''': ''[feeding her the line]'' May I be excused?\\

-->'''Riley''': That was ''great''!
-->'''Maya''': You're welcome.
-->'''Riley''': What if that was ''the best moment of my life''? What if ''nothing else'' ever happens to me ''again''?
-->''(Maya smirks as she takes Riley's hand from the rail - and Riley squeals as she stumbles backwards to land in [[SassyBlackWoman Evelyn Rand]]'s lap. They look at one another: Riley is pensive while the woman is slightly annoyed.)''
-->'''Evelyn''': (to Lucas) It's for ''you''.
-->''(The woman hands Riley off to Lucas.)''

-->'''Riley''': (''raises hand'') Lucas!\\

----

** "Donny Barnes: Regular Guy!"

'''Farkle:''' I'm Donny Barnes!\\

'''Cory''': Then no.\\

'''Cory''': Then no.\\

--> '''Topanga''': ''[sarcastically]'' Let's get married, let's have a kid, let's have another kid!\\

--> '''Maya''': ''[feeding her the line]'' May I be excused?\\

--> '''Lucas:''' (brimming with joy) Oh, this is the greatest day of my life!

--> '''Lucas:''' ''(covering his eyes)'' Please be back to normal, please be back to normal, please be back to normal... ''(uncovers eyes)''\\

--> '''Dark Riley''': ''[uninterested & overly dramatic]'' They died.\\

* In "Girl Meets The New Year", after Farkle [[spoiler: reveals to Maya and Lucas that Riley still has feelings for him,]] we get this gem that's very similar to what happened in "Girl Meets Maya's Mother".

--> (Everyone proceeds to bolt out the door, and with Charlie following with a sleeping Auggie on his shoulder)

** When Riley pulls back the covers on her bed, Auggie is there ''eating a big plate of spaghetti''. Why he's eating spaghetti under Riley's covers is anyone's guess.
*** He says exactly why he's there: "That's where the spaghetti is."

-->'''Maya:''' ''(Clearly impressed with Lucas' strength)'' Um... Lucas, pick up that bed with one arm.

* From "Girl Meets Creavity":
** The art teacher's reaction to Riley drawing another purple cat.
** Cory putting the blame of Turner, much to Turner's dismay.
** The gang's early attempt to convince the board to change their minds.

--> '''Dark Riley''': ''[Uninterested & overly dramatic]'' They died.\\

--->'''[[spoiler:Mr. Turner]]:''' (''points at Farkle'') Stuart Minkus's kid?
--->'''Cory:''' Yes.
--->'''[[spoiler:Mr. Turner]]:''' Super genius?
--->'''Cory:''' Outer space.
--->'''[[spoiler:Mr. Turner]]:''' [[RunningGag Really human boy]]?
--->'''Cory:''' We're not sure yet.

** Really, any scene with Eric in general if it's not a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming is this or a Crowning Moment of Awesome. Despite his insecurity and camera-shyness WillFriedle proves with every appearance that he's StillGotIt

** When Maya reveals that [[spoiler:Lucas called her a "short little stack of pancakes," Eric tries to fix it by squeezing her head and trying to stretch her taller. When it doesn't work, he exclaims "Fine! Stay a [[Franchise/TheLordOfTheRings Hobbit]]!"]]

--->'''Riley:''' Hold onto your dignity woman!\\

** Riley ''immediately'' fitting into the lifestyle of a sorority girl. She's away from Maya for mere ''seconds'' yet manages to pledge a sorority & leave such an impression that the other girls voted Riley "Best friend to have".

** Talking of how rare it is for everyone to get together, Nicksay and Ridgway remark on how "we've never actually been at the same place together."

-->'''Cory:''' SHAWN! ''(runs to the speaker box and hits the button)''\\

** Maya immediately getting a crush on Josh when she sees him, and then realizing, "Sweet, I would be your Aunt!"

** Even after his long absence Shawn still comes before Topanga in Cory's life. A fact she's still not proud of.

'''Topanga''': ''(confused look from Riley)'' [[RunningGag My whole life.]]

* Cory chasing Lucas out of Riley's room, taking one of his shoes in the process.
-->'''Cory:''' ''[enraged]'' '''''GET OUT!!!!!'''''
** Then, while Cory muses how good that felt, Riley silently reaches over and takes Lucas' shoe, before hugging it.
* After realizing that Farkle's hanging from one of the ropes in gym class, and high enough that no-one realized he was in the gym until he spoke, Riley & Maya frantically pile up a number of crash mats in the event that he falls, in the background while Lucas tears into Billy over his treatment of Farkle. Which he does, after Lucas comments that friends like Farkle "just don't fall out of the sky". Cue Farkle falling from the rope.

-->'''Auggie''': You and daddy.

* In the series finale, Cory's long absent sister, Morgan, played by Lily Nicksay, is part of the massive reunion to give advice. She then hands it off to Lindsay Ridgway, who took over the role of Morgan.
-->'''Auggie''': Does this mean I'm going to get replaced!

-->'''Riley''': I couldn't stop.

* In "Girl Meets the Great Lady of New York", the audience awkwardly laugh when Zay learns his ancestors came from Africa and says it with surprising tone and the kids react half way shocked and half laughing.

----