History Funny / GilmoreGirls

'''Lorelai:''' Could I just get a picture though? 'Cause visual aids would really help. Oh, oh! Oh the shoes! I am dying. Oh.
** The beginning of the episode is also hysterical, with Loralai and Rory watching ''The Donna Reed Show'' and making glorious commentary on the [[SickeninglySweet sugary-sweet]] and sexist 1950's vibe they get from it.
--->'''Loralai: (Watching Donna Reed, mockingly)''' You now daughter, there's nothing I find more satisfying than washing windows. Oh no, I just had an impure thought about your father, Alex. Funny, I don't know why I had it. It's not the second Saturday of the month.

--->'''Lorelai (''Unimpressed''):''' Grandma wants a picture.
--->'''Rory (''Horrified''):''' Of this?!

--> '''Kirk:'''We're not supposed to be arguing, Taylor! We're supposed to be making love!

** The musical seemingly endingm [[spoiler: only for the cast to come out and sing ABBA's ''Waterloo''. It was later revealed during the meeting after the cast sang not just that but '''8 OTHER ABBA SONGS.''']]

** The musical seemingly ending [[spoiler: Only for the cast to come out and sing Abba's Waterloo. It's later revealed during the meeting after the cast sang not just that but 8 OTHER ABBA SONGS.]]

--> '''Lorelai:''' Hi. I see you've met my daughter.\\

-->'''Lorelai:''' Well, OK, you're 16. You have a whole house to yourself for the evening. I expect that you're going to have your boyfriend over. But what is with the apron?\\

-->'''Loralai: (Watching Donna Reed, mockingly)''' You now daughter, there's nothing I find more satisfying than washing windows. Oh no, I just had an impure thought about your father, Alex. Funny, I don't know why I had it. It's not the second Saturday of the month.

-->'''Luke:''' Go upstairs and change your shirt.
-->'''Jess:''' I like this shirt.
-->'''Luke:''' How can you like that shirt?
-->'''Jess:''' It brings out my eyes.

-->'''Luke:''' What is this?
-->'''Jess:''' I'm sorry, I thought this was the uniform.

-->'''Luke''': You gonna go?\\

-->'''Jess''': We should have eaten before we came.\\

-->'''Mrs. Kim''': No one says grace?\\

-->'''Jess''': Wow, I think she got you, Uncle Luke. You better give up now.\\

-->'''Lorelai''': ''[runs back up the stairs with her hands over her ears]'' Ugh, an earless world, what a dream!

-->''(Jess tumbles down the stairs into the diner, Rory behind him.)''
-->'''Lorelai:''' Well, you’re very graceful.
-->'''Jess:''' She pushed me.
-->'''Rory:''' Sue me.
-->'''Jess:''' I could have broken my neck!
-->'''Rory:''' As long as it’s not your arm. We need your arm.
-->'''Jess:''' Despot.

-->'''Lane''': ''What do I do?''\\

-->'''Rory''': Oh! A girl told me once that if your scalp is hurting from bleach, drink a 7-Up! It's something to do with the bubbles.\\

--> '''Jess:''' Someone ''prepared'' eggs to throw at my car? \\

-->'''Mrs. Kim''': Who are you??\\

-->'''Rory:''' I’m not staring at you.
-->'''Jess:''' Then how do you know I’m staring at you?
-->'''Rory:''' I am dancing. I cannot control where my glance goes. And the few moments that I can control it, my glance goes to Dean, not to you.
-->'''Jess:''' So you can’t control when you look at me, but you have to force yourself to look at him? ''(to Dean)'' Sorry, man. That’s cold.

** Luke suggests they give thanks before eating, and when asked what they should give thanks for, he suggests that they're [[BlackComedy "not Native Americans who got their land stolen in exchange for smallpox infested blankets."]]

-->'''Sookie''': Am I crying or laughing?

-->'''Kirk''': They have amazing communication.

-->'''Jess:'''"I'm telling you, [the swan] is vicious."
-->'''Luke:''' "Yeah, his butt's terrifying."
** The funny thing is he's right-- swans ''are'' pretty vicious.

-->'''Babette:''' Just you wait until spring. You're gonna wake up one morning, walk out and POW! Color coming out of your ying-yang! I'll see you girls later.
-->'''Lorelai (to Rory):''' I'm going to have color coming out of my ying-yang.
-->'''Rory:''' Well, then, maybe you'll finally get a man. ''(Lorelai's jaw drops in mock offense)''

-->'''Lorelai''': Listen, why don't you hang out, rest for a little while here. I'll go get you a real bandage.\\

'''Jess''': Jess. [{{Beat}}] Ma'am.

-->'''Loralai: (Watching Donna Reed, mockingly)''' You now daughter, there's nothing I find more satisfying than washing windows. Oh no, I just had an impure thought about your father, Alex. Funny, I don't now why I had it. It's not the second Saturday of the month.

* "Road Trip to Harvard:" Lorelai and Rory visit a TastesLikeDiabetes hotel. Lorelai finds the guest book and writes: "Satanic forces are at work here."

** The beginning of the episode is also hysterical, with Loralai and Rory watching ''The Donna Reed Show'' and making glorious commentary on the [[TastesLikeDiabetes sugary-sweet]] and sexist 1950's vibe they get from it.

* '''Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found The Gnostic Gospels''': The shocked look on Lorelai's face when [[spoiler:Floyd Stiles reveals that he knows she and Jason are dating]]

'''Rory:''' It's a long story.\\

* '''[Unknown episode]''': The shocked look on Lorelai's face when [[spoiler:Floyd Stiles reveals that he knows she and Jason are dating]]

* '''[Needs episode]]''': The shocked look on Lorelai's face when [[spoiler:Floyd Stiles reveals that he knows she and Jason are dating]]

* The shocked look on Lorelai's face when [[spoiler:Floyd Stiles reveals that he knows she and Jason are dating]]

* "The Perfect Dress:" Rory's therapy session after she returns to Yale. Once the therapist brings up Logan, it all goes downhill from there...

* "Driving Miss Gilmore:" Sookie and Jackson figuring out how to deal with the 68 pounds of marijuana Jackson found illegally growing on one of his plots, even trying to hide it from the reverend, the rabbi, and the town troubadour.

* In "That Damn Donna Reed", Rory dresses up as, and acts like, a stereotypical housewife as a way of teaching Dean a lesson (she thinks he was acting a little sexist). When Lorelai sees her in that outfit, she's highly amused:

* "Nick and Nora/Syd and Nancy:" * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7zsNFE0C2I Luke pushes Jess into a lake without flinching.]]

* "Presenting Lorelai Gilmore:" Luke does not approve of Jess's choice of work clothes: a worn Metallica T-shirt.

* "The Bracebridge Dinner:" At the Bracebridge dinner, Dean comments to Rory that he think Jess is a jerk. They turn to see Jess standing in the foyer talking to Luke and Lorelai and when the three of them make eye contact, Jess simply waves hello at them with a semi-innocent look on his face, making Dean seethe with irritation.

** The episode has a RunningGag of Jess shirking work, Rory finding him, and physically dragging him back to the diner to help an overwhelmed Luke.

* "A Tale of Poes and Fire:" Luke allowing Lorelai to stay at his place is very sweet. Shame she can't stay the whole night, due to Luke and Jess snoring ''very loudly''.

** Rory makes a suggestion in the local video store that a movie with mature themes be placed out of reach of children, and becomes the new face of censorship when Taylor takes her suggestion to an outrageous conclusion and starts banning movies for arbitrary reasons. In the end, the only two movies not behind a special curtain are ''Dumbo'' and ''Bambie.'' Rory, as an aspiring journalist, is horrified, especially when they thank her by putting a gigantic picture of her in the window of the rental store.

* "Richard in Stars Hollow:" Paris visits [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKPMaOVe6QM the diner]] and Jess can't resist trolling Luke.

* "One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes:" When Lane decides to dye her hair, with Rory's help, and the bleach starts burning her scalp. They're panicking, the burning's getting worse, and the label is no help.

* "They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?:" Jess sneaks into the dance marathon and attempts to grab a snack from the concession stand...except it's operated by Lane and Mrs. Kim.

* "Swan Song:" Jess's black eye and his story about attacked by a swan. Luke doesn't believe him but humors him when they row out to the lake and try to attack the swan with a ladle.

* "Last Week Fights, This Week Tights:" The minstrel at Liz and TJ's wedding. It's a funny moment in-universe as well, Luke and Lorelai are clearly trying to think of ways not to laugh while Jess makes faces in an attempt to not crack.

* The minstrel at Liz and TJ's wedding. It's a funny moment in-universe as well, Luke and Lorelai are clearly trying to think of ways not to laugh while Jess makes faces in an attempt to not crack.
** Before that, Liz and her friends meet up at Luke's diner. A postal worker comes into the diner with a package for Liz. Jess, being completely aware of what's about to happen, hightails it out of there and gives a clueless Luke a "Have fun!!" look. Luke has no idea ("but there's no address on it!")...until the postal worker reveals that he's really a stripper and starts dancing for Liz.
* In the episode prior to Liz' wedding, Luke and Jess have a conversation about Jess's impromptu LoveConfession to Rory a few months prior, in which he told her he loved her and then left before she said anything.

* In a meta-example, the season 4 episode where Richard's mother passes away, [[YouLookFamiliar her very same actress plays Richard's cousin at the funeral]] ''later that episode!'' Make-up wise it's done so well you could hardly tell, but the voice should be a dead give away.

* "Love, Daisies, and Troubadours:" * [[http://youtu.be/0t8BrIUd6yk Lorelai wakes up to Luke fixing her porch rail.]]

** The episode has a RunningGag of Jess shirking work, Rory finding him, and physically dragging him back to the diner to help and overwhelmed Luke.

* "Teach Me Tonight:" The short movie Kirk made.

** Luke suggests they give thanks before eating, and when asked what they should give thanks for, he suggeststhat they're [[BlackComedy "not Native Americans who got their land stolen in exchange for smallpox infested blankets."]]

* "Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels:" Lorelai coming home to find an injured and very drunk Luke trying to fix her broken window.

* "Dead Uncles and Vegetables:" Lorelai is absolutely [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAzodpi5zPo baffled by]] Emily calling and leaving constant messages on her machine, one right after the other.

* * Kirk getting a cat and having new and worse-looking scratches every time he meets up with Lorelai, explaining how the cat (which he also named Kirk) will attack him if he doesn't "announce his presence before entering a room." Later he explains filling his tub with water and hiding underwater to hide from Cat Kirk but "he still found me", and by the end of the episode he's sleeping outside on a park bench.

* "Here Comes the Son:" Luke appearing in front of Lorelai's kitchen window and miming something. Lorelai's reaction sells it.