History Funny / GarfieldHis9Lives

* God admitting that "our computers are on the blink" when he explains that he doesn't know what life Garfield was on.
* Garfield pretending to think when asked, with a hilarious AsideGlance to the audience.
* Odie "meowing" when God asks if he's a cat too.

* There is something oddly funny about the fact that Garfield managed to trick GOD, even though he is the ALL SEEING being in the universe who knows every single secret that man has to hide! Talk about blasphemous!
* How Garfield lost his first life in Cave Cat: a gargantuan dinosaurian Odie called "Big Bob" tore apart the largest and apparently last tree of the time, and wanted to play fetch with it. Big Bob spat it out onto him and crushed Prehistoric Garfield, with only his saber teeth poking out of it.

** Cave Cat inventing meowing.
--> '''Cave Cat''': *is walking around one day when a volcano goes "FOOM" in the distance* Foom? Foom! ...nah. Hmmm. "Meow"? Meow!!
** The first lifeforms crawling up on land after Cave Cat.
--> '''Narrator''': In those days, the first everything was crawling out of the ocean; the first snake! The first chicken! Crab grass! The first real estate salesman! *a salesman in full business suit walks out of the ocean, dumps the water out of his briefcase and straightens his tie with a smug smile*
* In Cave Cat, Prehistoric Garfield bumped into a caveman's leg, and the caveman yells "Cat!" The narrator says that cat was caveman talk for "Darn it!"
* The "decapitation slideshow" by the jester in Court Musician. Particularly the EmbarrassingSlide.
* AncientEgypt Garfield seeing a lit dynamite stick.
-->"I wonder what this is? *tossing away* Oh, well. whatever it is, [[AnachronismStew it probably hasn't been invented yet]]. *BOOM!* Then again what do I know?"

* "Stunt Cat". That is all.
--> '''Garfield''': Life no. 5 was short...
--> '''Director''': Hey, cat! You're wanted on the set!
--> '''Garfield''': I'll be right back.
** For those who haven't seen it, this entire life consisted of a black and white short where Garfield was the stunt cat for ComicStrip/KrazyKat and was killed during a stunt where Ignatz dropped a pile of bricks on him.
--> '''Director''': That's a wrap!

* "Space Cat" Garfield uses a secret weapon against the aliens, and it simply exposes a cat's paw and ejects springed claws. "I'm declawed!"

* Garfield pretending to think when asked, with a hilarious AsideGlance to the audience

* Diana expresses her disapproval of her owner's fiancee by clawing a pair of his pants - as he's wearing them. And then looks at her owner with a proud smile afterward.

-->"I wonder what this is? *tossing away* Oh, well. whatever it is, it probably hasn't been invented yet. *BOOM!* Then again what do I know?"

-->'''Narrator''': The world's first and last cave-cat bought the farm when he failed to field the fetched frap tree.

-->'''Narrator''': The world's first and last cave-cat bought the farm when he failed to feel the fetched frap tree.

-->'''Narrator''': The world's first and last cave-cat bought the farm when he falied to feel the fetched frap tree.

** For those who havent seen it, this entire life consisted of a black and white short where Garfield was the stunt cat for ComicStrip/KrazyKat and was killed during a stunt where Ignatz dropped a pile of bricks on him.

* After Garfield meets food and causes enough damage to the kitchenof an Italian restaurant, he's carried away. His mother argues he's too small, and Garfield replies he's big enough, "I'm almost five minutes old!"

-->'''Narrator''': The world's first and last cave-cat bought the farm for failing to feel the fetched frap tree.

--> '''Narrator''': In those days, the first everything was crawling out of the ocean; the first snake! The first chicken! The first real estate salesman! *a salesman in full business suit walks out of the ocean, dumps the water out of his briefcase and straightens his tie with a smug smile*
* In Cave Cat, Prehistoric Garfield bumped into a caveman's leg, and the caveman yells "Cat!" The narrator says that cat was the caveman word for "Darn it!"

** For those who havent seen it, this entire life consisted of a black and white short where Garfield was the stunt cat for KrazyKat and was killed during a stunt where Ignatz dropped a pile of bricks on him.

* After Garfield meets food and causes enough damage to a cantina's kitchen, he's dragged away. His mother argues he's too small, and Garfield replies he's big enough, "I'm almost five minutes old!"

--> '''Director''': That's a wrap!

-->'''Narrator''': And so the first and last cave-cat bought the farm for failing to field a fetched flab tree.

--> '''Cave Cat''': *is walking around one day when a volcano goes "FOOM" in the distance* Foom? ...nah. Hmmm. "Meow"? Meow!!

--> '''Narrator''': In those days, the first of everything was crawling out of the ocean; the first snake! The first chicken! The first real estate salesman! *a salesman in full business suit walks out of the ocean, dumps the water out of his briefcase and straightens his tie with a smug smile*

-->"What is this? *tossing away* Whatever it is, it hasn't been invented. *BOOM!* But then again what do I know"

--> '''Garfield''': Life no 5 was short...
** For those who havent seen it, this entire life consisted of a black and white short where Garfield was the stunt cat for KrazyKat and was killed during a stunt where Ignatz dropped a pile of bricks on him.

-->'''Narrator''': And so the first and last cave-cat bought the farm for failing to field a fetched frap tree.

** The first lifeforms crawling up on land.
--> '''Narrator''': In those days, the first of everything was crawling out of the ocean; the first cat! The first bird! The first real estate salesman! *a salesman in full business suit walks out of the ocean, dumps the water out of his briefcase and straightens his tie with a smug smile*

* "Stunt Cat". That is all.

-->'''Narrator''': And so the first and last cave-cat bought the farm for failing to catch a fetched flab tree.

-->'''Narrator''': And so the first and last cave-cat bought the farm for failing to fetch a frab tree.

* In Cave Cat, Prehistoric Garfield bumped into a caveman's leg, and the caveman yells "Cat!" The narrator says that cat was the caveman word for "Ouch!"

* AncientEgypt Garfield seeing a lit dynamite stick. "What is this? *tossing away* Whatever it is, it hasn't been invented. *BOOM!* But seemingly it does work..."

* How Garfield lost his first life in Cave Cat: a gargantuan Odie-like dino called "Big-ba" tore apart the largest and apparently last tree of the time, and wanted to play fetch with it. Big-ba spat it out onto him and crushed Prehistoric Garfield, with only his saber teeth poking out of it.

* AncientEgypt Garfield seeing a lit dynamite stick. "What is this? *tossing away* Whatever it is, it hasn't been invented. *BOOM!* But seemingly it does work..."

* In Cave Cat, Prehistoric Garfield bumped into a caveman's leg, and the caveman yells "Cat!" The narrator says that cat was the caveman word for "Ouch!"

* How Garfield lost his first life in Cave Cat: a gargantuan Odie-like dino called "Big-ba" tore apart the largest and apparently last tree of the time, and wanted to play fetch with it. Big-ba spat it out onto him and crushed Prehistoric Garfield, with only his saber teeth poking out of it.

* Odie "meowing" when God asks if he's a cat too.