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* Gaara is so surprised when the elders tell him it's time for him to get married, he's reduced to stammering. He tries to get out of this by telling them they should make sure Kankuro gets married first, only to find out that they already asked his older brother, who politely pointed out that Gaara, being the Kazekage, takes precedence. Seeing to other way out of this, he concedes, sweat dripping from his forehead and down his back.

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* Gaara is so surprised when the elders tell him it's time for him to get married, he's reduced to stammering. He tries to get out of this by telling them they should make sure Kankuro gets married first, only to find out that they already asked his older brother, who politely pointed out that Gaara, being the Kazekage, takes precedence. Seeing to no other way out of this, he concedes, sweat dripping from his forehead and down his back.
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** Just the fact that their relationship has evolved from Kankuro doing whatever Gaara ordered him to do out of fear to each brother having no qualms about trying to throw the other one under the bus and forcing the other to get married.

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** Just the fact that their relationship has evolved from Kankuro doing whatever Gaara ordered him to do out of fear to each brother having no qualms about trying to throw the other one under the bus and forcing the other to get married.married.
* Temari eavesdropping on Gaara and Hokuto and either mentally facepalming or cheering Gaara on as if she was at a martial arts tournament.
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* Gaara is so surprised when the elders tell him it's time for him to get married, he's reduced to stammering. He tries to get out of this by telling them they should make sure Kankuro gets married first, only to find out that they already asked his older brother, who politely pointed out that Gaara, being the Kazekage, takes precedence. Seeing to other way out of this, he concedes, sweat dripping from his forehead and down his back.

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* Gaara is so surprised when the elders tell him it's time for him to get married, he's reduced to stammering. He tries to get out of this by telling them they should make sure Kankuro gets married first, only to find out that they already asked his older brother, who politely pointed out that Gaara, being the Kazekage, takes precedence. Seeing to other way out of this, he concedes, sweat dripping from his forehead and down his back.back.
** Just the fact that their relationship has evolved from Kankuro doing whatever Gaara ordered him to do out of fear to each brother having no qualms about trying to throw the other one under the bus and forcing the other to get married.
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* Gaara is so surprised when the elders tell him it's time for him to get married, he's reduced to stammering. He tries to get out of this by telling them they should make sure Kankuro gets married first, only to find out that they already asked his older brother, who politely pointed out that Gaara, being the Kazekage, takes precedence. Seeing to other way out of this, he concedes, sweat dripping from his forehead and down his back.
* Gaara trying to get out of the idea of an arranged marriage by pushing it on to Kankuro, with the logic that Kankuro has better social skills. Turns out that Kankuro already used his better social skills to dump the matter of an arranged marriange onto Gaara.

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* Gaara is so surprised when the elders tell him it's time for him to get married, he's reduced to stammering. He tries to get out of this by telling them they should make sure Kankuro gets married first, only to find out that they already asked his older brother, who politely pointed out that Gaara, being the Kazekage, takes precedence. Seeing to other way out of this, he concedes, sweat dripping from his forehead and down his back.
* Gaara trying to get out of the idea of an arranged marriage by pushing it on to Kankuro, with the logic that Kankuro has better social skills. Turns out that Kankuro already used his better social skills to dump the matter of an arranged marriange onto Gaara.
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* Gaara trying to get out of the idea of an arranged marriage by pushing it on to Kankuro, with the logic that Kankuro has better social skills. Turns out that Kankuro already used his better social skills to dump the matter of an arranged marriange onto Gaara.

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* Gaara, being as ObliviousToLove as Naruto, missed all the ([[EveryoneCanSeeIt not so]]) subtle signs that Temari and Shikamaru are in love with each other. Concerned with his lack of knowledge, he decides to read a book on the subject: ''[[{{Filth}} Icha Icha Paradise]]''! By the end of the day, he's even more confused than before and resigns himself to his obliviousness.

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* Gaara, being as ObliviousToLove as Naruto, missed all the ([[EveryoneCanSeeIt not so]]) subtle signs that Temari and Shikamaru are in love with each other. But when he decides to inform Kankuro about the ''unexpected'' relationship between their sister and Shikamaru:
-->'''Kankuro:''' “Nah, it was really obvious.”\\
'''Gaara:''' “Is that how it was?”
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Concerned with his lack of knowledge, knowledge in the romance department, he decides to read a book on the subject: ''[[{{Filth}} Icha Icha Paradise]]''! By the end of the day, he's even more confused than before and resigns himself to his obliviousness.

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* Gaara is so surprised when the elders tell him it's time for him to get married, he's reduced to stammering. He tries to get out of this by telling them they should make sure Kankuro gets married first, only to find out that they already asked his older brother, who politely pointed out that Gaara, being the Kazekage, takes precedence. Seeing to other way out of this, he concedes, sweat dripping from his forehead and down his back.

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* Gaara, being as ObliviousToLove as Naruto, missed all the ([[EveryoneCanSeeIt not so]]) subtle signs that Temari and Shikamaru are in love with each other. Concerned with his lack of knowledge, he decides to read a book on the subject: ''[[{{Filth}} Icha Icha Paradise]]''! By the end of the day, he's even more confused than before and resigns himself to his obliviousness.
** Just the mental image of Gaara reading [[CovertPervert Kakashi]]'s favorite dirty book, frowning in confusion at the *ahem* adult content instead of giggling.
* Gaara is so surprised when the elders tell him it's time for him to get married, he's reduced to stammering. He tries to get out of this by telling them they should make sure Kankuro gets married first, only to find out that they already asked his older brother, who politely pointed out that Gaara, being the Kazekage, takes precedence. Seeing to other way out of this, he concedes, sweat dripping from his forehead and down his back.
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* Gaara is so surprised when the elders tell him it's time for him to get married, he's reduced to stammering. He tries to get out of this by telling them they should make sure Kankuro gets married first, only to find out that they already asked his older brother, who politely pointed out that Gaara, being the Kazekage, takes precedence. Seeing to other way out of this, he concedes, sweat dripping from his forehead and down his back.

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