History Funny / GTARadio

Due to the nature of every ShowWithinAShow in Grand Theft Auto, it can be argued that the entire concept is one Crowning Moment of Funny. Here are some specific ones, though.

* The call that Lazlow recieves from Freddy, who says he "needs a nanny" to spank him. Even funnier, is that soon after another caller tells Lazlow that she'd hire a nanny to teach kids some manners, Freddy calls Lazlow again, overhearing the call, before Lazlow cuts him off.

** Mr Zoo, an Expy for Creator/SteveIrwin who likes animals [[BestialityIsDepraved rather too much]]. His segment ends with doctors arriving to take him back to hospital.

** Claude Maginot, ClassicallyTrainedExtra stuck in sitcom hell but selling his TrueArtIsIncomprehensible play "In The Future There Will Be Robots". Features a return of Morgan Merryweather to compliment Claude's tight costume.

* K-Chat has Mr Zoo, an Expy for Creator/SteveIrwin who likes animals [[BestialityIsDepraved rather too much]]. His segment ends with doctors arriving to take him back to hospital.

'''Caller''': Absolutely, Lazlow. [[BeeAfraid Killer bees]]!\\

'''Caller''': Ah -- but the killer bees are nothing compared to ants! You can't kill them. They are like sheep! They're going to take over!

--> '''Thor:''' "Treasure awaits you but beware of your women folk, treachery is deep within her. By the coming of the spring, she shall be no more."

-->'''Some Guy:''' "Tim! They've got your wife!"
-->'''Tim:''' "But I'm not married!"
-->'''Some Guy:''' "You are now! '''[[EagleLand TO AMERICA!]]'''"

--> '''Woman:''' "Can you give my husband and I advice to keep things hot in the bedroom?"
--> '''Thor:''' "Take a longboat and twenty of your finest men. Head to where the sun sets. There you will find a village. Pillage, plunder and burn all that you find."

--> '''Cousin Ed:''' You are doing that ''all'' wrong!
--> '''Lazlow:''' What?
--> '''Cousin Ed:''' You sound about as much fun as [[{{Squick}} a chainsaw enema]], and trust me, ''[[{{Understatement}} that's NOT a lot of fun]]!''

--> '''Alien''': "Oh my god... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You're. A.]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Moron.]]"

-->'''Caller:''' We all know it's common knowledge; polio's like a snake bite. You just suck out the poison. People in wheelchairs are quitters!\\

-->'''Tyler''': Young nigga live, [=FlyLo=] FM, that's the best radio station in the whole everywhere! I don't give a ''fuck'', nigga, if you ain't listenin' to [=FlyLo=] FM not only is you a ''bitch'', but you a ''bitch-ass niggaaaa!!!'' ...Ya nigga.

-->'''Fernando:''' You talk too much, lady. For example, if you look out the window you will see your car is on fire.
-->'''Kirsty:''' ''Oh my god!''
-->''(sound of her running, and a door slamming, followed by someone else entering the room)''
-->'''Fernando:''' Fernando is back!

-->"Well, that sounds lovely. With people like you around, it's no wonder we don't bother curing cancer."
-->"I hear that there is a casino in Las Venturas that is just like the rest of the world! Only with better toilets, and full of ''morons like you!''"

* The ending of the ''Princess Robot Bubblegum'' episode in ''V'', in which the Tentacle Rape Monster sings a song [[spoiler:admitting they ran out of ideas and had no idea how to end the episode. This is a parody of the GainaxEnding.]]

-->'''Maurice''': ''Dios mio'', he shot him! T-there's blood and pubic hair all over the studio! Ladies and gentlemen, it is complete pandemonium here on "Pressing Issues" with your award-winning and soon-to-be-executed host Maurice Chavez...

-->'''Lazlow''': This is Chatterbox, hello, please be a normal human being...\\

* [[WhatTheFuAreYouDoing Reed Tucker]]'s attempt to chop a desk in half with a karate chop is only met with derision from Lazlo..........and a broken hand.

-->'''Lazlow''': Hello, this is Chatterbox, please be a normal human being.\\

'''Lazlow''': Dude, you're going to get no argument from me. Today's show is rubbish. What do you want to talk about? \\
'''Caller''': Why can't I [[ImAHumanitarian eat people?]]\\
'''Lazlow''': Okay, who says you can't? What are you a socialist or something?\\

'''Caller''': Why can't I eat people?\\

* In ''Liberty City Stories'' Lazlow's call for sanity doesn't wor:
'''Lazlow''': Hello, this is Chatterbox, please be a normal human being.
'''Caller''': Lazlow, your show sucks!
'''Lazlow''': Dude, you're going to get no argument from me. Today's show is rubbish. What do you want to talk about?
'''Caller''': Why can't I eat people?
'''Lazlow''': Okay, who says you can't? What are you a socialist or something?

--> '''Lazlow:''' "Don't forget Love Fist are in town right now or is that Love fist ''is'' in town? Whatever, I flunked school 'cause I'm hardcore."

--> '''Woman:''' "Can you give my husband and I advise to keep things hot in the bedroom?"

* In ''GTA III'', a person rings in bringing a warning...

* The ''Exploder'' commercial but specially this bit:

'''Wife:''' I want a new fence! That's it, we're never having sex again!

** [[StrawMisogyny On women]]:

* Music/IggyPop on Liberty Rock Radio, full stop.

--> '''Reed:''' Dragon Stance!

-->"I hear that there is a casino in Las Venturas that is just like the rest of the world! Only with better toilets, and full of ''morons like you!''"

'''Lazlow:''' Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture, and three houses when the phone was invented.\\

'''Lazlow:''' What are you? Are you three years old?\\

-->'''Fernando:''' Fernando is back!

'''OG Loc:''' [[NoIndoorVoice ARE. YOU.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DISSIN. MY. HOES.]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]?!

--> '''Lazlow:''' "Don't forget Love Fist are in town right now or is that Love fist ''is'' in town? Whatever, I flunked school 'cos I'm harcore."

* [[CaptainMurphy Flying Lotus]] takes a break from [=DJing FLyLo=] FM to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-57Ciik11c answer some callers]]:

'''Lazlo:''' Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture, and three houses when the phone was invented.\\

'''Lazlo:''' You're the liar!\\

'''Lazlo:''' What are you? Are you three years old?\\
'''Protestor:''' Lazlo's a liar, Lazlo's a liar! I bet that isn't even your real name!\\
'''Lazlo:''' Shut up!\\

'''Lazlo:''' Stupid!\\

'''Lazlo:''' Ugh, we're going to commercial.

* These bits from ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYX_HIVCVJQ Blaine Country Community Hour]]''.

* The Talk Radio Station. Oh my god, is it hilarious.
-->'''Radio Cook:''' I don't judge people...well, not white people.

'''Caller''': Absolutely, Lazlow. [[EverythingsWorseWithBees Killer bees]]!\\

'''OG Loc:''' [[NoIndoorVoice ARE. YOU. DISSIN. MY. HOES.]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]].