History Funny / FutureDiary

-- '''Kosaka:''' Holy shit, there's a dead midget in the pool!

* Episode 14's Omake features Kosaka at a hot spring. He finds Mur Mur lying face first in the water and freaks out thinking she's dead.
'''Kosaka:''' Holy shit, there's a dead midget in the pool!

** In another Mur Mur segment, she sells Twelfth's diary to him for 50 yen, then goes to the store to buy a candy bar (as a reward for being such a good person). It costs 60 yen.

--> "That's all? How boring. *stretches*"

-->"STOP MESSING WITH ME!!!"

** This happens [[http://everything-except-you.tumblr.com/post/40009121869 in episode 18 of the anime]] and it's even funnier, especially Yuno unknowingly scaring a little kid by '''growling'''.

** Also, in Episode 6 Yuno asks Yuki while sleeping over "Aren't you going to jump me?" Yuki's reaction is hilarious.

** Also in Episode 15 when Akise says that Kosaka has a large house that's be a good hide out Kosaka says "Why would I help a jerk like..." but is cut off by a smiling Mao clobbering him from behind.
* In Episode 4 Twelfth does a hilarious henshin pose. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeoXYn4G1hY This is what shows it in the first few seconds]]

-->'''Minene:''' ''Shut the hell up. I'm being proposed to?!'' *cue the dream sequence, starting with them at the altar* ''Oh god.'' *they cut the cake* ''Ohhh god...'' *and then the baby pops out of the cake* '''''Ohhh god!'''''

-->"Hey, you did that on purpose!"

* In the ''Redial'' OVA the girls threaten to (non-seriously) drown Kousaka in the ocean after he insults them. We then cut to Mao and Hinata burying him in the sand.

* Anything Twelfth does while onscreen. ANYTHING. [[spoiler:Except the part where he [[EyeScream eye gouges]] Ninth.]]

* Anything 12th does while onscreen. ANYTHING.
* Yuno trying to kill Yukki's dad after she learns what he's up to and Yukki's attempts to stop her.
* Yuno's reaction to the 3rd's death:
--> "That's all? How Boring. *stretches*"
* In episode 3 Yuno tells Yukki to drink something together with her. Yukki proceeds to try to drink, notices that barely any juice is going through, lifts up the straw to notice that the two straws are jammed together, he proceeds to say:
--> "STOP MESSING WITH ME!!!"
* Chapter 34. Yukki is trying to confess to a girl named Moe Wakaba in a flashback. [[MomentKiller Yuno runs interference.]] In a bunny suit. [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mirai_nikki/v08/c034/16.html Repeatedly.]]

-->'''Yukki:''' WHY AM I BEING HARASSED BY A FURRY?!
* Episode 1 features an {{omake}} in which [=MurMur=] attempts to hand Third his Future Diary, with hilarious results. [[spoiler: He mistakes her for a witness and tries to kill her, but accidentally slices trough the Diary, killing himself. After he is brought back, [=MurMur=] explains how his diary works. He decides to destroy the cellphone to get rid of evidence and dies again. The omake ends with [=MurMur=] watching a viewscreen showing Yukki killing Third. She notes that "Hasty people are troublesome".]]
** In another [=MurMur=] segment, she sells Twelfth's diary to him for 50 yen, then goes to the store to buy a candy bar (as a reward for being such a good person). It costs 60 yen.
** She disguises herself as Yuno to learn the secret of Ms. Amano's miso soup. First, Ms. Amano believes that [=MurMur=] is Yuno even though she barely comes up to her knee. Then she tastes [=MurMur=]'s attempt at the soup; [[LethalChef cut to an ambulance pulling away from the house]]. Yukki meets the same fate just a few minutes later.

* Episode 8, when Yukki accidentally pulls down Hinata's trousers, exposing her underwear, there's a [[{{Beat}} loooong pause]] then Mao takes a picture.
** In the Omake, [=MurMur=] being a GenkiGirl while at the theme park, while Akise is being ComicallySerious.
* Episode 10 opens with Minene having a {{Flashback}} to when she tried to take on the Third. After being injured in a fall, she is found by Nishijima. Suddenly, [=MurMur=] begins dubbing over their (and Third's) dialogue to make it sound like [[StylisticSuck a stereotypical]] {{Shoujo}} Manga, in which the three are in a love triangle and Minene is a DamselInDistress.

* In episode 15 Kousaka freaks out when his apprentice diary is broken thinking he's going to die.
** Also in episode 15 when Akise says that Kousaka has a large house that's be a good hide out Kousaka says "Why would I help a jerk like..." but is cut off by a smiling Mao clobbering him from behind.
* Episode 4's 12 does a hilarious henshin pose. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeoXYn4G1hY This is what shows it in the first few seconds]]

* In the anime seeing Yuno cheerfully mowing down cops with a submachine gun.
* Akise and [=MurMur=]'s antics in the spin-off ''Paradox'', where they face Minene. Akise straps a bomb to [=MurMur=] and sends her flying towards Minene on rollerskates to disable her. It turns out the bomb is a fake.

* The 12th arresting the 3rd in the last episode of the anime, and later visiting him in prison.

--> "Hey, you did that on purpose!"
* Episode 11 has Yukki taken hostage by 9th, a destroyed floor separates them from Yuno; and then Yukki accidentally blows up the floor behind him and 9th, causing them to both get stranded.

*** Speaking of which...there was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYnZzp31Kj8 The best thirty seconds of Yuki's life]] (Warning: contains spoilers and an EarWorm).
* For all the [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesomeness]] of his BigDamnHeroes moment in [[spoiler: saving Yuno]], actually seeing [[spoiler: Yukiteru]] swinging an ax in episode 5 (at least when taken out of context) is actually [[{{Narm}} pretty damn funny]], at least when compared to ''[[AxCrazy Yuno's]]'' skill with the self-same weapon.

* Episode 3's Omake has Murmur taking Yuki's advice in trying to be popular with kidness, (his example being making someone a late night snack just because). Cue finding Deus looking at a small snack tray on his throne's armrest.

* The wedding rehearsal, where a short, old lady begins fitting Yuno for her dress and spends the entire time ranting and berating them about "kids these days" and how people their age shouldn't be getting married.

->'''Yukki:''' WHY AM I BEING HARASSED BY A FURRY?!

->'''Minene:''' ''Shut the hell up. I'm being proposed to?!'' *cue the dream sequence, starting with them at the altar* ''Oh god.'' *they cut the cake* ''Ohhh god...'' *and then the baby pops out of the cake* '''''Ohhh god!'''''

** This happens [[http://everything-except-you.tumblr.com/post/40009121869 in episode 18 of the anime]] and it's even funnier, especially Yuno unknowingly scaring a little kid by '''growling'''

* Minene's idea of what a marriage is and the accompanying images that go along with it.

* In the ''Redial'' OVA the girls threaten to (non-seriously) drown Kousaka in the ocean after he insults them. We then cut to Mao and Hinata burying him in the sand.

* Yuno's [[MoeStare expression]] as she [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill mows down]] {{mooks}} with a machine gun and [[KatanasAreJustBetter a katana]].

* Episode 19: Yuki's establishment of [[TookALevelInBadass taking a level in badass]] was [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome pretty damn awesome]]; later on, he and Yuno are discussing their next move. Cue Yuno [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl casually undressing]] ''right in front of Yuki'', and [[LuminescentBlush his utterly flustered reaction]], as he continues to discuss their strategy with his head turned to the side.

* For all the [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesomeness]] of his BigDamnHeroes moment in [[spoiler: saving Yuno]], actually seeing [[spoiler: Yukiteru]] swinging an ax in episode 5 (at least when taken out of context) is actually [[{{Narm}} pretty damn funny]], at least when compared to ''[[AxCrazy Yuno's]]'' skill with the self-same weapon.

*** Speaking of which...there was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYnZzp31Kj8 The best thirty seconds of Yuki's life]] (Warning: contains spoilers and an EarWorm).

*** Speaking of which...there was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYnZzp31Kj8 The best thirty seconds of Yuki's life]] (Warning: contains spoilers).

* Episode 19: Yuki's establishment of [[TookALevelInBadass taking a level in badass]] was [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome pretty damn awesome]]; later on, he and Yuno are discussing their next move. Cue Yuno [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl casually undressing]] ''right in front of Yuki'', and [[LuminescentBlush his utterly flustered reaction]], as he continues to discuss their strategy with his head turned to the side.

* Yuki's establishment of [[TookALevelInBadass taking a level in badass]] was [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome pretty damn awesome]]; later on, he and Yuno are discussing their next move. Cue Yuno [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl casually undressing]] ''right in front of Yuki'', and [[LuminescentBlush his utterly flustered reaction]], as he continues to discuss their strategy.

* Yuki's establishment of [[TookALevelInBadass taking a level in badass]] was [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome pretty damn awesome]]; later on, he and Yuno are discussing their next move. Cue Yuno [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl casually undressing]] ''right in front of Yuki'', and [[LuminescentBlush his utterly flustered reaction]]. [[{{Adorkable}} Oh Yuki...]]

* Episode 11 has Yukki taken hostage by 9th, a destroyed floor separates them from Yuno; and then Yukki accidentally blows up the floor behind him and 9th, causing them to both get stranded.

--> "Hey, you did that on purpose!"

* The 12th arresting the 3rd in the last episode of the anime, and later visiting him in prison.

* In episode 3 Yuno tells Yukki to drink something together with her, she proceeds to use a straw, and notices that Yukki isn't and proceeds to put the straw further into her mouth without reaction.