History Funny / ForYourEyesOnly

-->'''Bond''': Now put your clothes back on, and I'll...buy you an ice cream.

-->'''Blofeld''': Mr. Bond! Mr. Bond!
-->''(Bond pulls up, taking Blofeld up into the air with his wheelchair impaled on the helicopter's skid. We cut to Bond's satisfied smirk.)''
-->'''Blofeld''': We can do a deal! I'll buy you a delicatessen! In stainless steel! ''Please!''
-->''(Blofeld pathetically begs and bangs his hands against the side of the helicopter as Bond circles around the same smokestack that Blofeld had dangled him over.)''
-->'''James Bond''': All right, keep your hair on.
-->''(he opens the side window, reaches out and pats Blofeld on his bald head in mockingly false reassurance.)''
-->'''Blofeld''': Put me down! Put! Me! Down!
-->'''James Bond''': Oooh! You want to get off?!
-->''(Bond pushes forward on the cyclic, pitching the helicopter forward and down, causing Blofeld to slide off the skid and right down the opening of the smokestack)''
-->'''Blofeld''': Mr. Booooooonnnnnnndddd!!!! ''(whistling sound of a long fall ending with a crash)''

-->'''Bond''': If we could identify that someone...
-->'''Tanner''': Why don't you try the identigraph?
-->'''Grey''': ''(grunts in agreement)''
-->'''Bond''': Yes, sir.
-->'''Tanner''': Then get cracking, 007.
-->'''Grey''': ''(grunts in agreement again)''
-->'''Bond''':...Minister.

* During the ski chase, the way the waitress loses control of the cake she was carrying makes it look like she lobbed into the poor guy's face

* At the pool party, when Gonzales gets his money, he tosses a stack of bills to a delighted bimbo. Then when he gets shot, and all hell breaks loose, Locque retreats, taking back the attache case full of money - and snatches the money back from the bimbo, who wails pitifully.