History Funny / FinalFantasyIX

* Call the moogle on the field and then decide you don't even need him, he gets miffed. Do it a few times: "I'm sharpening my knife..."

KILL!
Don't kill!

'''Steiner:''' You were the reason we couldn't get through the gate!

--> Mary: "I never had a chance to tell you... the real reason I always went to your store was[[CanNotSpitItOut ...]]"

* After Lindblum is invaded by [[spoiler:Alexandria, one of the female soldiers [[TheKnightsWhoSaySquee fangirls over the resident idol Lowell]].]]

* When Beatrix and the Alexandria fleet come to the gang's rescue while they're flying into the Memoria, Zidane remarks to Steiner "Quite a woman you fell in love with". Steiner replies "you're one to talk" and cue Garnet with hands on hips.

--> Jane: "I never had a chance to tell you... the real reason I came to your shop was[[CanNotSpitItOut ...]]"

* In disc 1, Garnet convinces Steiner to ditch the team with her and leave Lindblum for Burmecia, and he ends up smuggling her through South Gate in a duffel bag. When looking for a place to let her out, Steiner finds himself having to talk to this woman... leading to Garnet ''kicking him from inside the duffel'' when he messes it up.

* Garnet pretends to act like a normal country girl when she meets an old farmer woman. She catches an oglop and the woman remarks that most girls hate them so Garnet squeals theatrically and throws it up in the air.
* Zidane "accidentally" grabbing Dagger's ass while climbing a ladder. "Ooo, soft..."

** Then there's what happens when Quina arrives in Lindblum and runs into an old woman selling pickles. S/he gets into major trouble when s/he has no money to pay. If Zidane comes to fetch Quina before going on the Blue Narciss, this scene occurs:
--->'''Zidane''': Hey Quina! Where've you been?
--->'''Quina''': Zidane! I so glad you here! This person very scary, I need help!
--->'''Grandma Pickle''': What the hell are you talking about? Do you know him?
--->'''Zidane''': Yeah, sort of...
--->'''Grandma Pickle''': Well, he's got some nerve. He ate one of my pickles without paying and tried to run off.
--->'''Zidane''': Somehow, I'm not surprised.
--->'''Quina''': She say try one, so I try one. I do nothing wrong!
--->'''Grandma Pickle''': Are you nuts? I'd be out of business if I gave out free food!
--->'''Zidane''': Take it easy. Geeze...so how much does he owe you?
--->'''Grandma Pickle''': 100 gil.
--->'''Zidane''': Tch, fine...''(Zidane pays Quina's bill)'' There, happy?
--->'''Grandma Pickle''': Just get that...''thing'' out of my sight!
--->'''Zidane''': Come on, Quina!
--->'''Quina''': Thanks, Zidane! You my hero! I follow you forever!
--->'''Zidane''': Please don't...

* It's probably the game animation at work, but you can catch Vivi doing a full-body WTF when [[spoiler:Eiko's personal Moogle is revealed to be ''female''.]]

* So many to choose from in ''[=FF9=]'', but one of the funniest scenes was Eiko's cooking. The whole scene requires you to make several choices. Every choice you make has an effect on the scene, and no matter what you do it always ends in some hilarious way. It's funny on its own, but the thing that makes it a Crowning Moment is that it's so ''pointless'' - the entire scene is meaningless, none of the choices have any lasting effect on the game, and it's pretty clear the developers were just yanking your chain.

* Cinna's punishment for ignoring Baku's orders, missing the cable car, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and eating South Gate Bundt Cake.]] "Take my Super Tornado Tantalus Punch!!!"

* When Beatrix and the Alexandria fleet come to the gang's rescue while they're flying into the Memoria, Zidane remarks to Steiner "Quite a woman you fell in love with". Steiner replies "you're one to talk" and cue Garnet with hands on hips.
* Garnet pretends to act like a normal country girl when she meets an old farmer woman. She catches an oglop and the woman remarks that most girls hate them so Garnet squeals theatrically and throws it up in the air.

* This troper can't be the only one who burst out laughing when the potion Doctor Tot mixed to turn Cid back into a human turned him into [[spoiler:a frog instead.]]

* In the first small town you stopover in (Dali village), the party splits off for a bit to explore the town. Zidane finds Dagger in the weapons shop, checking out a bulletin board, and there's a few seconds of both Zidane and Dagger looking back and forth like it was a tennis game, until she even realises he's there.

** In disc 1, Garnet convinces Steiner to ditch the team with her and leave Lindblum for Burmecia, and he ends up smuggling her through South Gate in a duffel bag. When looking for a place to let her out, Steiner finds himself having to talk to this woman... leading to Garnet ''kicking him from inside the duffel'' when he messes it up.

* Quina's inexplicable survival skills become absolutely hilarious when compiled in order: s/he falls several hundred metres while exploring Cleyra (lands safely), gets blown up along with Cleyra during Odin's bombardment (walks all the way back home), dives off a cliff in Madain Sari (fished out by Eiko), dives off another cliff in Madain Sari (swims to Treno[[hottip:*: which is ''across the ocean]]), dives off a bridge in Treno (washes up in Lindblum)... and of course, s/he manages to avoid the destruction of Terra by being the first team member to find the ''[[CoolAirship Invincible]]'s'' lower teleporter!