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* In the introductory segment for "Pomp and Circumstance", Mickey informs Maestro James Levine that Donald is missing, so he runs offscreen and subsequently searches for him. In both the Creator/IMAX engagement and the original theatrical release, Mickey's search is made funnier when he actually calls out for Donald through different speakers in the theater in a comedic demonstration of Fantasound.
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* In the introductory segment for "Pomp and Circumstance", Mickey informs Maestro James Levine that Donald is missing, so he runs offscreen and subsequently searches for him. In both the Creator/IMAX IMAX engagement and the original theatrical release, Mickey's search is made funnier when he actually calls out for Donald through different speakers in the theater in a comedic demonstration of Fantasound.
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* In the introductory segment for "Pomp and Circumstance", Mickey informs Maestro James Levine that Donald is missing, so he runs offscreen and subsequently searches for him. In the original theatrical release, Mickey's search is made funnier when he actually calls out for Donald through different speakers in the theater in a comedic demonstration of Fantasound.
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* In the introductory segment for "Pomp and Circumstance", Mickey informs Maestro James Levine that Donald is missing, so he runs offscreen and subsequently searches for him. In both the Creator/IMAX engagement and the original theatrical release, Mickey's search is made funnier when he actually calls out for Donald through different speakers in the theater in a comedic demonstration of Fantasound.
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** During the search, Mickey opens a door only to bump into Daisy, who lets out a screech. Then he finds Donald in the shower, completely unaware that he's late.
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---> '''Creator/JamesEarlJones''': Here, the sensitive strains of Impressionistic music combine with the subtle artistry of the animator to finally answer that age-old question...'what is man's relationship to nature?'" ''(Animator Eric Goldberg hands him a card containing part of the script)'' "Oh, sorry. That age-old question... "what would happen if you gave a yo-yo to a flock of flamingoes?" [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who wrote this?]]
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---> '''Creator/JamesEarlJones''': Here, the sensitive strains of Impressionistic music combine with the subtle artistry of the animator to finally answer that age-old question...'what is man's relationship to nature?'" ''(Animator Eric Goldberg hands him a card containing part of the script)'' "Oh, Oh, sorry. That "That age-old question... "what would happen if you gave a yo-yo to a flock of flamingoes?" [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who wrote this?]]
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* Creator/PennAndTeller introducing "The Sorcerer's Apprentice":
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* Creator/PennAndTeller introducing "The Sorcerer's Apprentice":Apprentice", implementing their trademark style of magic and comedy into it:
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--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''[[PullARabbitOutOfMyHat (Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)]]'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then ''you'' would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: FRAUD! Dismemberment: ''[[FakeArmDisarm (Teller "chops off" his arm with an axe)]]'' RIPOFF! '''''FAKE!!''''' ALL ARE '''''ILLUSIONS!''''' What ''we're'' here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(laughs)'' You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. ''(Teller cuts Penn's hair)'' ''(whispers)'' Like him. ''(laughs)'' And now... ''(Teller tosses the scissors aside)'' Wh... And now, the... ''(Teller shows him another rabbit)'' Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta... And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(chuckles)''
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--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''[[PullARabbitOutOfMyHat (Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)]]'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then ''you'' would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: Transformations: FRAUD! Dismemberment: ''[[FakeArmDisarm (Teller "chops off" his arm with an axe)]]'' RIPOFF! '''''FAKE!!''''' ALL ARE '''''ILLUSIONS!''''' What ''we're'' here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(laughs)'' You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. ''(Teller cuts Penn's hair)'' ''(whispers)'' Like him. ''(laughs)'' And now... ''(Teller tosses the scissors aside)'' Wh... And now, the... ''(Teller shows him another rabbit)'' Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta... And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(chuckles)''
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* In the introductory segment for "Pomp and Circumstance", Mickey informs Maestro James Levine that Donald is missing, so he runs offscreen and subsequently searches for him. In the original theatrical release, Mickey's search is made funnier when he actually calls out for Donald through different speakers in the theater in a comedic demonstration of Fantasound.
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* In the introductory segment for "Pomp and Circumstance", Mickey informs Maestro James Levine that Donald is missing, so he runs offscreen and subsequently searches for him. In the original theatrical release, Mickey's search is made funnier when he actually calls out for Donald through different speakers in the theater in a comedic demonstration of Fantasound.
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--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''[[PullARabbitOutOfMyHat (Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)]]'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then ''you'' would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: FRAUD! Dismemberment: ''[[FakeArmDisarm (Teller "chops off" his arm with an axe)]]'' RIPOFF! '''''FAKE!!''''' ALL ARE '''''ILLUSIONS!''''' What ''we're'' here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(laughs)'' You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. ''(Teller cuts Penn's hair)'' ''(whispers)'' Like him. ''(laughs)'' And now... ''(Penn tosses the scissors aside)'' Wh... And now, the... ''(Teller shows him another rabbit)'' Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta... And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(chuckles)''
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--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''[[PullARabbitOutOfMyHat (Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)]]'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then ''you'' would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: FRAUD! Dismemberment: ''[[FakeArmDisarm (Teller "chops off" his arm with an axe)]]'' RIPOFF! '''''FAKE!!''''' ALL ARE '''''ILLUSIONS!''''' What ''we're'' here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(laughs)'' You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. ''(Teller cuts Penn's hair)'' ''(whispers)'' Like him. ''(laughs)'' And now... ''(Penn ''(Teller tosses the scissors aside)'' Wh... And now, the... ''(Teller shows him another rabbit)'' Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta... And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(chuckles)''
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--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''[[PullARabbitOutOfMyHat (Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)]]'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then ''you'' would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: FRAUD! Dismemberment? ''[[FakeArmDisarm (Teller "chops off" his arm with an axe)]]'' RIPOFF! '''''FAKE!!''''' ALL ARE '''''ILLUSIONS!''''' What ''we're'' here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(laughs)'' You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. ''(Teller cuts Penn's hair)'' ''(whispers)'' Like him. ''(laughs)'' And now... ''(Penn tosses the scissors aside)'' Wh... And now, the... ''(Teller shows him another rabbit)'' Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta... And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(chuckles)''
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--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''[[PullARabbitOutOfMyHat (Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)]]'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then ''you'' would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: FRAUD! Dismemberment? Dismemberment: ''[[FakeArmDisarm (Teller "chops off" his arm with an axe)]]'' RIPOFF! '''''FAKE!!''''' ALL ARE '''''ILLUSIONS!''''' What ''we're'' here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(laughs)'' You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. ''(Teller cuts Penn's hair)'' ''(whispers)'' Like him. ''(laughs)'' And now... ''(Penn tosses the scissors aside)'' Wh... And now, the... ''(Teller shows him another rabbit)'' Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta... And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(chuckles)''
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--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''(Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then ''you'' would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: FRAUD! Dismemberment? ''[[FakeArmDisarm (Teller "chops off" his arm with an axe)]]'' RIPOFF! '''''FAKE!!''''' ALL ARE '''''ILLUSIONS!''''' What ''we're'' here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(laughs)'' You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. ''(Teller cuts Penn's hair)'' ''(whispers)'' Like him. ''(laughs)'' And now... ''(Penn tosses the scissors aside)'' Wh... And now, the... ''(Teller shows him another rabbit)'' Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta... And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(chuckles)''
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--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''(Teller ''[[PullARabbitOutOfMyHat (Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)'' rabbit)]]'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then ''you'' would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: FRAUD! Dismemberment? ''[[FakeArmDisarm (Teller "chops off" his arm with an axe)]]'' RIPOFF! '''''FAKE!!''''' ALL ARE '''''ILLUSIONS!''''' What ''we're'' here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(laughs)'' You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. ''(Teller cuts Penn's hair)'' ''(whispers)'' Like him. ''(laughs)'' And now... ''(Penn tosses the scissors aside)'' Wh... And now, the... ''(Teller shows him another rabbit)'' Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta... And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(chuckles)''
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--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''(Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then you would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: FRAUD! Dismemberment? ''[[FakeArmDisarm (Teller "chops off" his arm with an axe)]]'' RIPOFF! '''''FAKE!!''''' ALL ARE '''''ILLUSIONS!''''' What ''we're'' here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(laughs)'' You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. ''(Teller cuts Penn's hair)'' ''(whispers)'' Like him. ''(laughs)'' And now... ''(Penn tosses the scissors aside)'' Wh... And now, the... ''(Teller shows him another rabbit)'' Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta... And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(chuckles)''
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--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''(Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then you ''you'' would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: FRAUD! Dismemberment? ''[[FakeArmDisarm (Teller "chops off" his arm with an axe)]]'' RIPOFF! '''''FAKE!!''''' ALL ARE '''''ILLUSIONS!''''' What ''we're'' here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(laughs)'' You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. ''(Teller cuts Penn's hair)'' ''(whispers)'' Like him. ''(laughs)'' And now... ''(Penn tosses the scissors aside)'' Wh... And now, the... ''(Teller shows him another rabbit)'' Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta... And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(chuckles)''
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--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''(Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then you would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: FRAUD! Dismemberment? ''FakeArmDisarm/(Teller "chops off" his arm with an axe)'' RIPOFF! '''''FAKE!!''''' ALL ARE '''''ILLUSIONS!''''' What ''we're'' here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(laughs)'' You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. ''(Teller cuts Penn's hair)'' ''(whispers)'' Like him. ''(laughs)'' And now... ''(Penn tosses the scissors aside)'' Wh... And now, the... ''(Teller shows him another rabbit)'' Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta... And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(chuckles)''
--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''(Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then you would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: FRAUD! Dismemberment? ''FakeArmDisarm/(Teller "chops off" his arm with an axe)'' RIPOFF! '''''FAKE!!''''' ALL ARE '''''ILLUSIONS!''''' What ''we're'' here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(laughs)'' You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. ''(Teller cuts Penn's hair)'' ''(whispers)'' Like him. ''(laughs)'' And now... ''(Penn tosses the scissors aside)'' Wh... And now, the... ''(Teller shows him another rabbit)'' Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta... And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(chuckles)''
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* Creator/Penn&Teller Creator/PennAndTeller introducing "The Sorcerer's Apprentice":
--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''(Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then you would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: FRAUD! Dismemberment?''FakeArmDisarm/(Teller ''[[FakeArmDisarm (Teller "chops off" his arm with an axe)'' axe)]]'' RIPOFF! '''''FAKE!!''''' ALL ARE '''''ILLUSIONS!''''' What ''we're'' here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(laughs)'' You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. ''(Teller cuts Penn's hair)'' ''(whispers)'' Like him. ''(laughs)'' And now... ''(Penn tosses the scissors aside)'' Wh... And now, the... ''(Teller shows him another rabbit)'' Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta... And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(chuckles)''
--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''(Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then you would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: FRAUD! Dismemberment?
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* Creator/Penn&Teller introducing "The Sorcerer's Apprentice":
--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''(Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then you would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: FRAUD! Dismemberment? ''FakeArmDisarm/(Teller "chops off" his arm with an axe)'' RIPOFF! '''''FAKE!!''''' ALL ARE '''''ILLUSIONS!''''' What ''we're'' here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(laughs)'' You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. ''(Teller cuts Penn's hair)'' ''(whispers)'' Like him. ''(laughs)'' And now... ''(Penn tosses the scissors aside)'' Wh... And now, the... ''(Teller shows him another rabbit)'' Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta... And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(chuckles)''
--> '''Penn:''' Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to take a moment, if we may, to talk about a little something we like to refer to as ''(Teller does a quotation gesture)'' "magic." Alright, picture this. You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks, so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. ''(Teller comes back with a hat, whisks it to expand it, and then reveals a rabbit)'' At first, you might wonder to yourself, "How did he do that?" But then you would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? ''You'd be right!'' '''''IT'S JUST A TRICK!!''''' It's an example of what we laughingly refer to as "stage magic." We're here to tell you that all stage magic is a ''fraud,'' a ''hoax,'' a ''sham!'' It's all based on deception and, yep, LYIN'! ''(Teller comes back with a box on a dolly)'' ALL of it! Sleight of hand: LIES! Transformation: FRAUD! Dismemberment? ''FakeArmDisarm/(Teller "chops off" his arm with an axe)'' RIPOFF! '''''FAKE!!''''' ALL ARE '''''ILLUSIONS!''''' What ''we're'' here to talk about is real magic. We're gonna bring on a guy now who's the real deal, the genuine article. In fact, he taught us everything we know. And he is featured prominently in the next sequence, from the original Fantasia, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(laughs)'' You know, come to think of it, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, is a little guy, who never speaks and just kind of messes everything up. ''(Teller cuts Penn's hair)'' ''(whispers)'' Like him. ''(laughs)'' And now... ''(Penn tosses the scissors aside)'' Wh... And now, the... ''(Teller shows him another rabbit)'' Oh, hi, hi, little fella. I gotta... And now, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. ''(chuckles)''
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---> '''Creator/JamesEarlJones''': "Here, the sensitive strains of Impressionistic music combine with the subtle artistry of the animator to finally answer that age-old question...'what is man's relationship to nature?'" ''(Animator Eric Goldberg hands him a card containing part of the script)'' "Oh, sorry. That age-old question... 'what would happen if you gave a yo-yo to a flock of flamingoes?' [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who wrote this?]]"
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---> '''Creator/JamesEarlJones''': "Here, Here, the sensitive strains of Impressionistic music combine with the subtle artistry of the animator to finally answer that age-old question...'what is man's relationship to nature?'" ''(Animator Eric Goldberg hands him a card containing part of the script)'' "Oh, sorry. That age-old question... 'what "what would happen if you gave a yo-yo to a flock of flamingoes?' flamingoes?" [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who wrote this?]]"this?]]
